Fratberry 282,931 53
03/30/2005 02:38 PM

You bring dishonor to dead cat icon.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/30/2005 02:39 PM

Excellent. A Snopes Search Engine. Just what I've always wanted.



Except by "Snopes" I mean "Dirty" and by "Search Engine" I mean "Asian Whore"

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/30/2005 02:43 PM

I guess what is lost, stays lost. Especially when chuckleFrosts like you try and link something.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
03/30/2005 02:58 PM

You really should try it.

I have lots of great stories to tell you about vanishing hitchhikers

and bloody hooks

and exploding whales

and glurge

and gun-toting grannies

and hairy-armed hitchhikers

and murdered roommates._



A search engine designed for gabbers.

newwave 45,912 10
03/30/2005 03:04 PM

If you fix the link to http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp it's actually pretty amusing. Not new-thread-worthy, but amusing.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/30/2005 03:14 PM

If anyone else likes Shrek and laughed at that nli comment, Feel free to click me for it.

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/30/2005 03:21 PM

damn you newwave. I trusted you.





grumblegrumblegrumble

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/30/2005 03:26 PM

I'm not sure why the link doesnt work. I got the search engine also, and typed in "cops burger" and one of the listings was for a 911 call, and it has the same address as the link above. Shrug.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/30/2005 03:28 PM

I'm not sure why the link doesnt work. I got the search engine also, and typed in "cops burger" and one of the listings was for a 911 call, and it has the same address as the link above. Shrug.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/30/2005 03:30 PM

And I mean it!

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/30/2005 03:31 PM

You still don't know? Dumb mother-Froster.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/30/2005 03:31 PM

Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Holding spit.



</teh funniest movie evarr>

newwave 45,912 10
03/30/2005 03:32 PM

The link provided has an extraneous trailing slash. Also, it won't work if you're gay.

SteamerLane 0 0
03/30/2005 03:34 PM

I don't get it.



Why do all that work when you could just install a clutch?

Bankey 70,843 10
03/30/2005 03:36 PM

Sure, the cops won't enforce a cheese burger, but 10 bucks says if she'd been at a Dunkin' Donuts she wouldn't have even needed to WAIT for a cop.

They'd have been all over that Shakespeare!

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/30/2005 03:39 PM

Also, it won't work if you're gay.



So that's why I've been visiting the tits page so much!

robyn 47 8
03/30/2005 03:46 PM

Bloody fantastic.

Put "lobsters" in, and read the second one if you've not heard it. Then tell your little sister/gran/sensitive accquaintance. Mwaaa.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/30/2005 03:48 PM

Lobster Claw?

robyn 47 8
03/30/2005 04:19 PM

Well, if you're free...

Toonces 514 10
03/30/2005 05:03 PM

And here I thought it was enough to be a driving cat. Now I gotta learn HTML too.

piXXXie 5,871 11
03/30/2005 06:07 PM

And here I thought it was enough to be a driving cat. Now I gotta learn HTML too.



I really hate you. Really.



<action> shakes head sadly...