Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/01/2005 04:58 PM

That's awesome.

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
04/01/2005 05:01 PM

Thanks for your support.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/01/2005 05:01 PM

now i wish texas had a breast cancer plate.

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
04/01/2005 05:02 PM

Since you got the breast cancer one, shouldn't your plate be:



SUYT(s)?

Virnomine 79,386 11
04/01/2005 05:03 PM

Oh yeah, when you going to fulfill your auction duties?

newwave 45,912 10
04/01/2005 05:10 PM

Already started. Do you want me to post the pictures day by day? I thought I'd put them all up at once and maybe score an article out of it. Also, I need more slogans, thanks for the reminder.

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
04/01/2005 05:11 PM

Who are you talking to?

newwave 45,912 10
04/01/2005 05:13 PM

Virnomine, who else?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/01/2005 05:14 PM

Since you got the breast cancer one, shouldn't your plate be:



SUYT(s)?





... Because the T cannot represent the word "Tits" by itself?

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/01/2005 05:16 PM

Why is that two different tags put together?

newwave 45,912 10
04/01/2005 05:17 PM

Because I'm at work and had to scan it. The whole thing wouldn't fit on the scanner at once.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/01/2005 05:18 PM

Good thing you have a wagon Newwave, you are going to need the extra room for all the wool you will be pullin in !

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
04/01/2005 05:40 PM

Dude, that gets funnier every time I think about it. Keep us updated on any reactions you get.

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
04/01/2005 05:41 PM

And get a digital camera NOW.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
04/01/2005 05:41 PM

That is the coolest thing I've seen all day.





Well, since lunch anyways.





It's good to know you're a breast supporter. Heh.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/01/2005 06:02 PM

Combining two pics like that is a flag that you likely combined two totally different plates to get the full effect of breast cancer and showing of (presumably non-existent) tits. How do we know it's for REAL?



Take a whole picture for us!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/01/2005 06:05 PM

Jesus. The fact that he SCANNED it, which you can clearly tell (the holes, the letters, the bottom left corner edge) should be proof enough that he got this plate and diddnt just photoshop it.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
04/01/2005 06:08 PM

Somebody: "Funny picture. As is the custom here, I will yank your chain."



Somebody Else: "Blah. Blah. Blah. That flew over my head."

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/01/2005 06:28 PM

<action> Opens Trae's legs as to get the perfect Echo</action>

Redundant! Dundant Undant Ndant Dant Ant

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/01/2005 08:32 PM

Mr. Sir, I'm glad you recognized the chain yanking for what it was. Hat, simmer down. I love newwave's pictures of his weiner and was only being a doofnut. I know the plate is real.

Dweezil S Meniketti [I Want A Yacht] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 08:54 PM

My weiner is hard right now

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/01/2005 08:57 PM

Donkeys like raccoons?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/01/2005 08:58 PM

Because of the "Show us your (presumably non-existent) tits"?



Sicko.

Dweezil S Meniketti [I Want A Yacht] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 08:59 PM

Are you callin me a sicko?















Because it would be true.

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/01/2005 09:01 PM

What's up with the Yacht?

Dweezil S Meniketti [I Want A Yacht] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 09:02 PM

We're gonna be Yachtin' in Nebraska.

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/01/2005 09:03 PM

ok, THAT cleared things up.



Is there water in Nebraska?

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 09:04 PM

Sort of. I just took a piss.

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/01/2005 09:06 PM

Are you in Nebraska?



Cause if not, I doubt you pissed enough to make it there.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 09:12 PM

I work in Nebraska.

I am Oliver's Penis and I am in your Eye 6,902 12
04/01/2005 09:13 PM

my roomate is from nebraska

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/01/2005 09:13 PM

If you call pissing and GABbing "working".

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 09:14 PM

I don't GAB at work.



I do go to the bathroom when nature calls.



Otherwise I'm coding in VB or COBOL or messing with Crystal Reports.

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/01/2005 09:16 PM

Dammit - now you're talking about smart-person stuff.



I know you don't GAB at work. You're a bigger man than I am.



Wait...

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 09:17 PM

That doesn't take much. Technically, you've got an "innie".

newwave 45,912 10
04/01/2005 09:29 PM

I have a digital camera, but it's currently experiencing a really bad contrast problem. I took a picture anyway; perhaps someone can lighten it up.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 09:31 PM

Is that a Dodge?

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/01/2005 09:34 PM

Looks like you were in the trunk when you took it.

newwave 45,912 10
04/01/2005 09:39 PM

1970 AMC Hornet.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/01/2005 09:40 PM

This is what happens when you darken the plate and lighten the rest. More crackified than your scan/splice.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/01/2005 09:40 PM

Sweet. Take some pics in the daytime.

Virnomine 79,386 11
04/02/2005 12:47 AM

Which ones have you done, newwave? How many more do I need?

newwave 45,912 10
04/02/2005 12:52 AM

Well, there is limited space, so I've had to adapt the first two to "NOT DRIVING DRUNK- JUST HAD FEEDING TUBE REMOVED" (appropriate for yesterday) and "www.LEMONPARTY.org fan club founder" which was today's.



The other two you mentioned were: "Proud Supporter of A Modest Proposal" - which will probably fit, and "Follow Me to The Glory Hole" which will almost definitely fit. That leaves three more.



If Chickens could be convinced to pose with the Glory Hole one, that'd be the best thing ever.

newwave 45,912 10
04/02/2005 01:02 AM

now i wish texas had a breast cancer plate.



Well... there's always:

OLLIE on the Girl Scouts plate

HUH? on the Texas Commission for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing plate

JKERRY on the Purple Heart Recipient plate

...plus, some great ideas that don't need to be on a specialty plate at all, like ZUG.COM, NAMBLA, GOATSE, HOMOFAG, TUBGIRL, etc.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/02/2005 01:03 AM

I doubt you could get HOMOFAG past anyone.

newwave 45,912 10
04/02/2005 01:05 AM

I got this one, but I suppose you're right... HOMOFAG is a bit more in your face.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/02/2005 01:06 AM

Did Ducky get to keep her Zug.Com plate, or did Maine make her turn it back in?

Virnomine 79,386 11
04/02/2005 01:13 AM

So I need 3 more...damn, I'm drawing a blank.



Come on you guys, you can come up with some. I paid for you, all you need to contribute is the idea.

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/02/2005 01:16 AM

I gave you the one about the day laborer but I guess nobody thought it was funny. It may have had something to do with the fact that it wasnt.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/02/2005 01:25 AM

I will personally suck you off if you can get this one including the graphic.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/02/2005 01:27 AM

I take that back, Hrududu will suck you off. She's single now, you know.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/02/2005 02:06 PM

You sir are a comic genius, Newwave. That IS the best vanity license plate ever!



EVER!!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/02/2005 03:09 PM

What did you say to explain the SUYT? Cause a good lie would help clinch the best vanity plate ever title.

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
04/02/2005 03:16 PM

Ducky has Zug.com on her liscense plate.



Newwave, that's it. We're having a Gabalina soon if it's just for beer and pizza. Pick a spot.

newwave 45,912 10
04/03/2005 01:38 AM

What did you say to explain the SUYT? Cause a good lie would help clinch the best vanity plate ever title.



Why, I'm glad you asked...



First thing I did was search for it on the web to see if there was some kind of association with that abbreviation. No such luck, but I found a fair few pages in Vietnamese with that term. Good enough. So I hunted around for a while until I found a Vietnamese-English translator, and it says that sut is a verb for "to be about to, to be on the point of" ... I printed out the result page for this and kept it on hand, in case I'd need it. When asked for the reason, I explained it was a Vietnamese word, meaning that we are on the point of finding a cure for breast cancer, and that more awareness is what we need. And that I'm getting the plate because one of my dearest friends, who happens to be Vietnamese, has breast cancer. I also said a few heartfelt words in Vietnamese to prove my point. (Note: the only Vietnamese I know is random swears I learned in high school from the Vietnamese kids.)



Touching, ain't it?

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/03/2005 01:55 AM

I think your plate rocks, I just hope some smart assed cop doesnt ticket you and force you to turn it in or something.



The most clever plate i ever saw however was not one I wished I had myself but it read :



10SNE1? meaning "Tennis Anyone ?"

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/03/2005 03:01 AM

Dude, you are officially my favorite gabber without a vagina.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/03/2005 03:03 AM

I think your plate rocks, I just hope some smart assed cop doesnt ticket you and force you to turn it in or something.



If he sticks to his story he should be free of tickets. They can't prove what he meant by it.



Unless of course, they see this thread.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
04/03/2005 04:36 AM

The best vanity plate I ever say was QT314. I sat there behind the car thinking, "what the hell does QT314 stand for? QT must mean 'Cutie' and 314 are the first numbers in pi......."



Get it QT314. Cutie Pi.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/03/2005 04:43 AM

Gay

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/03/2005 01:55 PM

Newwave, you sneaky bastard, that was beautiful. You have balls.

millie 116,988 28
04/03/2005 03:27 PM

So, Newwave, has anyone flashed her boobs at you while you are driving around?



Otherwise, what's the point?

newwave 45,912 10
04/04/2005 01:49 AM

No, but it's early yet. I've only had the plate since Friday afternoon.



Chickens, I'm not sure what's even good out your way except for Barley's Taproom.

newwave 45,912 10
04/07/2005 07:47 PM

New plate picture.



Virnomine, if you're still alive, I need some more slogan ideas, or I'm going to be running the Modest Proposal one for four days.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/07/2005 07:50 PM

Dude. Blueblockers. Tight.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
04/07/2005 07:54 PM

Heh. Elvis Presley meets Ray Charles.

newwave 45,912 10
04/07/2005 07:55 PM

Actually, those sunglasses came free with a car I bought from an old lady. I think they're meant to be worn over prescription trifocals.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/07/2005 08:01 PM

Those are some big chops, mister.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/07/2005 10:44 PM

Virn's down in Georgia at the Master's this week. You'll have to wait until he gets back to get more from him.

La Filly 39,193 20
04/07/2005 11:29 PM

Best plate I've seen was a bright yellow jeep that was apparently for a franchise that said "H8YELO."

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
04/08/2005 08:43 AM

Newwave you should enter your yard.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 01:43 AM

Really? I thought we'd been asking people to Shovel Up Yorkie Thompson.



Glad we got that cleared up.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 01:44 AM

Especially since I have no idea who Yorkie Thompson is.

Senior Destructor: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 01:45 AM

Actually, I kinda like that name.

newwave 45,912 10
09/29/2005 01:46 AM

What I want to know is: who gave that definition two thumbs down?

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 01:46 AM

Shovel me up!

Yorkie Thompson: Vlaccid Frontman 60,724 12
09/29/2005 01:47 AM

Shut up, Yorkie.

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
09/29/2005 07:55 AM

You know what, in fourth grade, while waiting for a school bus in the morning I happened to see one that said "Fu-Q" it was the beginning of a new chapter in my life.