Pregnancy.
A comedy conversation
by AbyssPenguin  21  8
04/05/2005 02:29 PM 162 views
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So my girlfriends mom just told her that kissing will get her pregnant. I mean, I always thought that it was something like "You see Johnny, when a man and woman love eachother very much the man sticks his penis into the woman's vagina. This act is called sexual intercourse." Yadayadayada Something like that, you know? Then the father would go on to tell Johnny about protection he could use. Well, now is it suppose to be something like "You see Johnny, when a man and woman love eachother they kiss. This act is called intercourse." Then the man would explain the whole baby concept. But...What about protection? I mean, does the man glue his lips to create some sort of false lips? Does the female tape her lips closed? How would that work anyways? Would they have to make lip condoms? Please don't bash me too much.
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475  12
04/05/2005 02:32 PM
But, you make it so easy when you only post retarded things.
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Crowley 10,071 9
04/05/2005 02:33 PM
Please don't bash me too much.
Then stop posting.
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Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/05/2005 02:34 PM
So my girlfriends mom just told her that kissing will get her pregnant
Please tell me that you are not even close to 18 years old.
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Garry Obryan 139 9
04/05/2005 02:35 PM
"So my girlfriends mom just told her that kissing will get her pregnant. I mean, I always thought that it was something like "You see Johnny,...."
Your girlfirend name is Johnny?
Fag
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/05/2005 02:35 PM
Breathing will get you pregnant too.
Maybe you should stop doing that, just to be safe. Or put a plastic bag over your head as a 'head condom'.
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Iridescent Stetson 91,274 10
04/05/2005 02:35 PM
Hahaha you rule, Kake!!!!!!111one1!!!!113!r0XOrz
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Squeamish 38,986 14
04/05/2005 05:14 PM
I know a kid who, in high school, thought it was possible to get pregnant via fingering a girl.
He did had 9 siblings, though, so maybe his parents didn't know where babies came from, either.
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Iridescent Stetson 91,274 10
04/05/2005 07:59 PM
Cmon Kake. Who's tits?
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piXXXie 5,871 11
04/05/2005 08:04 PM
Why are her nipples so red? Mine aren't that red.
Or are they?!?!
Dun dun duuuun...
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The Suck Police 13 8
04/05/2005 08:13 PM
Frost-ing n00bs are ruining GAB.
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