181,783 70
04/07/2005 01:56 PM

Thank God!!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/07/2005 02:00 PM

Yeah, and tell John to announce the Gabfest or we'll boycott the new icons.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
04/07/2005 03:26 PM

I'm just going to bump this as a reminder it's about 7 weeks till June, and all the rednecks, flyover dweebs, and west coast fag hippies need to make their plans. Prices are going up every day.



On a serious note, the best time to buy airline tickets is 12-1am on Wednesday morning. they reset their fares Wednesday morning.

286,527 61
04/07/2005 03:32 PM

Yeah, I wanna see that Chickens guy's icon.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/07/2005 03:41 PM

The icons went in the mail today, with the exception of

1) The Monkey's, because it's at home.

2) Boots up the Butt, because I never heard from him/her.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/07/2005 04:25 PM

FYI, they are trying to nail down a date and even though June has been popularly assumed, it is not definite yet. Hang in there, we should know something soon.



And Kake, thanks for that tip!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/07/2005 04:30 PM

Just don't make it the first couple weeks in May or the last two weeks in July. I'll be out of the country.





If you make it then I'll assume it's because YOU ALL HATE ME.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/07/2005 04:36 PM

Nutters, will your family still be in the country? Maybe I'd like to meet your wife (presuming it's in Boston).

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/07/2005 04:39 PM

Nope. We're heading up to Siberia to visit my mom in the Gulag. We haven't yet told her that the iron curtain fell.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/07/2005 04:41 PM

And what's with this "presuming it's in Boston" Shakespeare? It better damn well be in Boston because there's no way in hell I'm traveling more than 20 miles to meet Spicey McHaggis.

Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/07/2005 04:44 PM

You might want to lower that to 18.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/07/2005 04:46 PM

Until I see an announcement, I'm going on the idea that it's in my hometown. SCREW YOU ELITIST PLANNERS!

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/07/2005 04:53 PM

GABfest?



Where is the latest GabEvent I won't afford to go to?

When is it? So I'll know how long I can fool myself into thinking I can save enough money to hitch a ride?

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/07/2005 04:55 PM

You're from Boston too?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/07/2005 04:56 PM

Pubah, we don't exactly know yet. When John announces it, there will be no way to avoid the information - it'll be that prominent. I can tell you that sometime this summer there will be a party for Zug's 10 year anniversary.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/07/2005 04:56 PM

Send me a copy of your custom icon and I'll send you a copy of mine. I am teh curious.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/07/2005 05:00 PM

When John announces it, there will be no way to avoid the information - it'll be that prominent.



He's going to print it on Star Jones' ass?

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/07/2005 05:01 PM

He's going to post it on the server error page.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/07/2005 05:03 PM

Thanks Roofie



...print it on Star Jone's asss...



I find Ms. Jones asss quite appealing



*Walks away singing Me and Mrs Jones*

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/07/2005 05:04 PM

Christ, Frogpop, I wish I'd thought of that. Brilliant.



If that post doesn't get a kajillion clickies by the time the server crashes next BobJohnson owes you a rimjob.

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/07/2005 05:07 PM

Nice work, Frog.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/07/2005 05:07 PM

NOBODY CLICK!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/07/2005 05:22 PM

mmm, sweet, sticky Trae Honey...



<action>grabs lotion, heads to bathroom</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
04/07/2005 05:25 PM

Hold on a second, kids.



This is not a "GABfest." It's the ZUG tenth anniversary pahty.



ZUG.











..bitches.

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/07/2005 05:28 PM

Uhh, maybe I'm wrong but 99.9% of the people who will attend will be Gabbers so really it should be the GABfest to celebrate zug's 10th anniversery.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/07/2005 05:30 PM

Semantics are ruining GAB.

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/07/2005 05:31 PM

<action>imagins some poor schmuck who only reads the zug stuff and never looks at GAB attending the party.





Heh. I'd be like one of those hunts where they let a fox go and all the dogs chase it until it can't run anymore and rip it to shreads.



Frost-ing Awsome. BRING ON THE ZUGGIES!

O.G. (Original GABber) 203,956 21
04/07/2005 05:32 PM

Hey BIG, shut up n00b.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/07/2005 05:32 PM

Chickens.. that's awesome.

I am now and forever Jack's kidney 6,902 12
04/07/2005 05:33 PM

Big has multiple personalities now?

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/07/2005 05:35 PM

Arn't we all?? I often find myself telling myself to "Shut up n00b".

Phuc 237,919 21
04/07/2005 05:44 PM

Uhh, maybe I'm wrong but 99.9% of the people who will attend will be Gabbers so really it should be the GABfest to celebrate zug's 10th anniversery.



Probably more like 50%, so it can be a GAB-ish fest.



There've been a lot of folks who've been involved with ZUG/Computer Stew over the years, and many of them will be there.





... to mercilessly ridicule the people wearing towels, GAB shirts, and apparel that reeks of the mildew in Mom's basement.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/07/2005 05:46 PM

... to mercilessly ridicule the people wearing towels, GAB shirts, and apparel that reeks of the mildew in Mom's basement





What loser would do that??



<action>unpacks Gunby shirt he bought from ZUG Store</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
04/07/2005 05:47 PM

Heh, you've been suckered, Notorious B.I.G.--Gunby is a Phuc character.



Phase One complete.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/07/2005 05:50 PM

Damn you, you stereotype.

<action>remembers Phuc is Asian and all Asians are smart</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
04/07/2005 05:50 PM

i got A prus!

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
04/07/2005 05:58 PM

Phuc,



I recall you mentioning the Sam Adam's brew tour. Since we're assuming that the party is in Boston, I would like to check it out. Would you happen to have any idea if they have weekend tours, or if it is just Mon-Fri?







PS- you posted a link a while back for White Castle freebies- I have received them, Thanks for the tip!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/07/2005 06:02 PM

the people wearing towels



So you're saying it's casual?

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/07/2005 06:02 PM

they've got 2 or 3 tours on saturdays.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/07/2005 06:04 PM

Tours of the Sam Adams Brewery are offered Thursdays at 2 p.m., Fridays at 2 and 5:30 p.m. and Saturdays at noon, 1 and 2 p.m. (Additional tours are held on Wednesdays at 2 p.m. from May 1 through August 31.) A $2 donation is requested, and all monies collected are donated to local charities. The tour is open to all ages, though you must be 21 with proper ID to sample beer. For more tour information, call (617) 522-9080.

Crowley 10,071 9
04/07/2005 06:07 PM

Oh, I see how it is Phuc. Keep the underaged ones away. WELL, WE'LL SEE IF I INVITE YOU TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Phuc 237,919 21
04/07/2005 06:11 PM

What part of "open to all ages" don't you understand?







Diddy mow!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/07/2005 06:15 PM

Hey Al, I called that number you posted and someone named Jade Hargrave said I had called her home number accidently. What's up with that?

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
04/07/2005 06:19 PM

Thanks Frogpop and Phuc.



I suppose if I wasn't feeling overwhelmed with laziness, I could have looked that up myself.

Crowley 10,071 9
04/07/2005 06:37 PM

Hey, I live in the South. I may not be illiterate but I'm still to lazy to read.

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/07/2005 06:49 PM

Probably more like 50%, so it can be a GAB-ish fest.



So half Gabbers, half normal people??? It's going to be just like West side story. Only, I bet our lovers are gay.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/07/2005 07:49 PM

When you're on GAB you're on GAB all the way

From your first tubgirl link

To your blowjob from Trae



When you're on GAB you're a part of the group

You can laugh at the jokes

That are all about poop!



When you're on GAB

You

Stay

On

GAAAAAAAAB!

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,026 15
04/07/2005 10:38 PM

I am going to my profile, if I don't see my custom Icon, when I do get to Boston, I will find the ZuG server and piss on it.

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,026 15
04/07/2005 10:40 PM

Oh ZUG server, thout shall be my piss pig

Phuc 237,919 21
04/08/2005 10:46 AM

I would like to state publicly that the process of making the icons for the auction winners was a pleasure.



Every single person was an absolute Frost-ing joy to work with and I mean that from the bottom of my shrivelled yellow heart.



Hope you wiggaz like 'em.

Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/08/2005 10:51 AM

man, i thought for sure they would be uploaded last night.



Thanks Phuc. I'm pretty sure mine is the best evar.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/08/2005 10:58 AM

Best ever? Are you nuts? Mine is possibly licking her own boob! That's pure distilled awesome!



Naturally, I talk boldly because I have not seen yours. It's weak but it's all I've got.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/08/2005 11:03 AM

None of them can rock as hard as the McHaggis.



Where's my t-shirt, HP?

SpecialKake 55,555 14
04/08/2005 11:16 AM

There've been a lot of folks who've been involved with ZUG/Computer Stew over the years, and many of them will be there.



So will Goatse and Tubgirl be arriving together, or seperately?

Phuc 237,919 21
04/08/2005 11:36 AM

So will Goatse and Tubgirl be arriving together, or seperately?



They'll be too busy minding the store.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
04/08/2005 11:37 AM

They'll be too busy minding the store.



That's a hard job. I hope they can handle it. I really don't want to see their Personal Icons, though.

Trixxie 65,026 15
04/08/2005 11:50 AM

I kinda like Hammerheads the best of the ones we've all seen!

Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/08/2005 11:52 AM

Phuc, are we gonna get large versions like Roofie did? I wanna get mine on a tshirt. I think Hammer is gonna put it on his cafe press site for me.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/08/2005 12:37 PM

You will get the Illustrator verion (and/or an .SWF file) and sometime in the near future, a print autographed by Me and Jeff.

Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/08/2005 12:39 PM

awesome

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
04/08/2005 02:14 PM

Um, sorry I'm late. I can't tell John to do anything. I'm but a puppet on a string on this here site.



Currently it's a tampon string in case you're interested.