A Dog , a bra , and public indecency
A comedy conversation
by AussieSarah  8,390  9
04/10/2005 11:28 PM 292 views
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My weekend was rather uneventful - Except for running around half naked while chasing my dogs around the backyard trying to get my bra off them.
As I was getting dressed on Sunday morning I realized I had
left my bra on the clothes line. I raced out back to grab it off the line and accidentally dropped it on the ground . Now as far as my dogs are concerned - anything that's on the ground is theirs and they want to play chase .
After about 20 minutes I managed to crash tackle the mutt and
get my bra back [thank god for high fences - otherwise I'd have traumatized the neighbors ] , and go back inside . I start to put it on and notice its strangely wet -
EEWWWWW doggy dribble
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Side-splitting
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Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762  12
04/10/2005 11:58 PM
I shot John Kennedy.
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Side-splitting
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Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
04/11/2005 12:00 AM
So wait. You were topless while all of this running around was going on?
Tell me again, and more slowly, please.
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Hilarious
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daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2005 12:04 AM
Was it a training bra?
...Cause it doesn't look like you really need a full sized one.
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Hilarious
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millie 116,988 28
04/11/2005 12:14 AM
Somebody help her! That monster is breaking her arm!
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Chuckleworthy
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AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/11/2005 12:17 AM
So wait. You were topless while all of this running around was going on?
Yes.
Was it a training bra?
No.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/11/2005 12:20 AM
Maybe the dog as hopping to get lucky and she needed a few more pair to have something nice to wear out.
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PlainJane 173,958 15
04/11/2005 12:22 AM
Daisypie, maybe you should look at a picture of someone's front before you judge. As far as I know, you can't tell the size of a woman's breasts by looking at her back.
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daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2005 12:29 AM
Fine by me if we get a few more contributions to the tits page.
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Chuckleworthy
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AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/11/2005 12:47 AM
Well you know that's not gonna happen !
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
04/11/2005 01:05 AM
I'm betting Aussie Sarah has a very perky front side. From that picture, all we can tell is that there's very little body fat, which usually translates to perky, perky, perky! Yay!
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Side-splitting
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Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/11/2005 01:21 AM
See, that's why I like Whistler so much.
He is a firm believer.
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
04/11/2005 01:38 AM
I am firm.
Because I believe in firm.
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Chuckleworthy
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AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/11/2005 01:42 AM
I'm betting Aussie Sarah has a very perky front side. From that picture, all we can tell is that there's very little body fat, which usually translates to perky, perky, perky! Yay!
Yes perky - I'll settle with that
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supergrover 4,517 9
04/11/2005 03:11 AM
I didn't know that photo album existed...
I feel so violated.
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dinesh 24,862 16
04/11/2005 12:29 PM
no one "settles" for perky.
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Hilarious
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Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
04/11/2005 12:38 PM
I also offer a bra wetting service, if you find that you like the sensation, give me a call...we'll "talk"
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AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/11/2005 10:59 PM
I also offer a bra wetting service, if you find that you like the sensation, give me a call...we'll "talk"
I don't care how badly you were toilet trained ,
your not pissing on my underwear.
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À la Filly 39,193 20
04/11/2005 11:08 PM
Frost YOU ALL!!!!!!exclamation
I'm sorry, that just needed to be said.
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