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Dear Mr. Hargrave
A comedy conversation by Trixxie 65,026 15
04/11/2005 09:44 AM 488 views

Dear John:

Y'all came up with a pretty good revenue generating gimmick, now please don't Frost up further ones, with crappy customer satisfaction levels. In other get off your ass and fill my order. Love, A. Con. Sumer

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Dear Mr. Hargrave

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Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172526
Ditdah 123,102 14
04/11/2005 09:47 AM

Are you asking for your icon? Or, was there another "revenue generating gimmick" I missed? Just curious... you being you, and asking for him to "fill your order"...





If so, I want pictures. Thanks!!!

 

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Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/11/2005 09:50 AM

The boy wants his doorknob like the honeybee want's her coupe de ville.

 

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Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
04/11/2005 09:53 AM

If all goes well and none of you piss me off you should have your icons soon.



Trix, got your letter - will be taken care of tomorrow.

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172537
DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/11/2005 10:09 AM

Mr Hargrave

(Yesss?)

Bring us our dream

Please let our icons

Appear on the screen

Make them all sexy

Like you on Viagra

And cute and cuddly

Like Al Natanagara!



Mr Hargrave bring us

Please please bring us

Please

Please

Bring us our

dreaaammmm!


 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172538
Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/11/2005 10:11 AM

and none of you piss me off



TRAE, DON'T GO INTO THE CLOWN THREAD.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172543
John Hargrave 128,751 73
04/11/2005 10:15 AM

All icons are finished and waiting to go live ... except, I understand, for a final check we are waiting on from Trixxie.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172547
Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/11/2005 10:17 AM

TRIXXIE IS HOLDING UP OUT ICONS

?!!!

 

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Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/11/2005 10:17 AM

our, of course

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172549
SpecialKake 55,555 14
04/11/2005 10:18 AM

Yeah, Trixxie, and you still owe me for those services I performed last weekend. The going rate is $20, same as in town.

 

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Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
04/11/2005 10:22 AM

Check received.

Transfer to take place tomorrow.

Relax.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172594
</sane>Tabula Rasa<sane> 14,056 9
04/11/2005 11:48 AM

Oh, and Mr. Hargrave, we would all appreciate final dates/location for the Anniversary event. Some of us need to be planning ahead. Not all of us are roaming hoboes such as yourself.

 

Side-splitting 38 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172596
Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 11:50 AM

You can all view the icons here.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172598
SpecialKake 55,555 14
04/11/2005 11:57 AM

Al, that looks like he's eating the yellow AOL Buddy thingie.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172599
Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 11:58 AM

Yeah, but not a whole lotta white meat on that puppy.

 

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Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/11/2005 12:18 PM

You know, it's a bloody miricle of internet self control that no one has put up a pic of their icon yet. This may be Gab's longest running secret held by more than one person.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172621
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/11/2005 12:25 PM

Chickens is dead?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1172624
Scotty MacChickens 286,527 61
04/11/2005 12:26 PM

No, that's Gab's longest running JOKE, we're talking about long running SECRETS now. Try to keep up, dearie.

 

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Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
04/11/2005 02:42 PM

Secrets?



Phew! Lucky I don't have any of those.

 

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Trixxie 65,026 15
04/12/2005 01:26 PM

Oh Shakespeare: I blame the lazy ass, lay about government workers at the post office, I mailed that puppy two weeks ago.

 

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The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
04/12/2005 02:14 PM

I blame the lazy ass, lay about government workers at the post office



With all the recent auctions and parcels that have involved GABbers in the recent weeks, I noticed a spike in the number of complaints about mailmen and postal workers in several threads.

Although I am not affiliated in any way with the US Postal Service or Canada-Post-Postes-Canada, I will proudly stick to my nickname of choice, and will even go so far as stand up for those of whom I shamelessly borrow the name.



Therefore, I kindly provide to you this post, for you to maha the hell of.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1173572
Frogpop 173,153 25
04/12/2005 04:27 PM

Why couldn't you just use paypal like all the other foolish Earthlings?

 

Side-splitting 27 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1173574
Fratberry 282,931 53
04/12/2005 04:31 PM

I mailed that puppy two weeks ago.



WHY DID YOU MAIL THEM A PUPPY???

 

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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/12/2005 04:34 PM

Because if he mailed them a cat you would get jealous.

 

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Trixxie 65,026 15
04/12/2005 04:57 PM

paypal is a violation of the Church of the Flaming Homo's Dogma.

 

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csme 15,189 12
04/12/2005 08:46 PM

I missed something big - and I don't think it was the custom made cantaloupe-sized door knob on Trixxie's bedroom door.



Please to be explaining, please.

 

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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/12/2005 08:51 PM

CSME, you know there was an auction for custom icons? If I'm correct, Trixxie sent a check in lieu of using Paypal and John won't turn on the icons until all the money is in, so there's a delay.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1173816
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/12/2005 08:59 PM

I guess if I really cared about icon's I would use them and activate them in my profile. One of these days I will have to check out the shinny objects that so distract so many of you.

 

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csme 15,189 12
04/12/2005 09:08 PM

Must have been announced while I was on hiatus.











Poo.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1174059
McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
04/13/2005 07:16 AM

Waiting on Trixxie once again. Story of my life.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1174095
Trixxie 65,026 15
04/13/2005 09:20 AM

Be patient, the hot cajon injection fluid is almost ready.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1174096
DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/13/2005 09:23 AM

Aiii-eeee!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1174106
Phuc 237,919 21
04/13/2005 09:41 AM

John won't turn on the icons until all the money is in



So perhaps folks should be lighting up torches and loading their shotguns.



We's goin' on a Boar hunt, people!