Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
04/11/2005 03:35 PM

I have money from "working the corner". To whom, or to where should I send it?

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/11/2005 03:36 PM

THAT WAS YOU???

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
04/11/2005 03:36 PM

Can I trade my guitar thingie in for a Kevin Smith thingie?

</sane>Tabula Rasa<sane> 14,056 9
04/11/2005 03:38 PM

Phuc, take me off of the list. I probably can't go by now (needed more advance notice and parental restrictions).



Besides, I'm sure I can find someone to lend me money for the flight, and there's a nice Bostonian GABber who's agreed to let me stay at his place.



I only have one request: The person who gets my share better send me some pictures of their genitalia, or I'm kidnapping some children.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 03:38 PM

No. You already cost extra shipping by not updating your address. No fizzy lifting drinks for you.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
04/11/2005 03:38 PM

Yup. I haven't shaved my legs or armpits in 2 months. I thought you would've appreciated that.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/11/2005 03:39 PM

"When the Date is Officially Announced...."





The date is officially April 11th, 2005.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 03:40 PM

Tabuler, now I can say what I didn't have the heart to tell you via IM: College Students don't qualify as po'.





















...for you, though, there would have been an exception.

stanky chaf 1 8
04/11/2005 03:41 PM

And the man at the back said ATTACK and it turned into a ballroom blitze!

</sane>Tabula Rasa<sane> 14,056 9
04/11/2005 03:44 PM

Phuc, I'm not in college yet. I've just been accepted to one.



And Frost that Shakespearety-ass rule. I have $40.01 as an entire net worth. I sure hope you people enjoy being able to pay for gas for your vehicles, pens and pencils, or even food. </bitching just because>

But that's still a Shakespearety thing to say.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/11/2005 03:48 PM

College is what made me po'. And the sodium from all the ramen gave me high blood pressure. And the administration gave me a bleeding anus because they don't like to use lube when they Frost YOU IN THE ASS!



I'm not bitter.

stanky chaf 1 8
04/11/2005 03:50 PM

not bitter at all, just being expressive

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 03:58 PM

I'm just Phuc'n witcha.



Though when I was your age, I was working 10-18 days driving a forklift in a warehouse with no bathroom and I taught karate three nights a week and I sold my bodily organs matches in the shivering cold.



















kids these days.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/11/2005 04:00 PM

The date for what?

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 04:01 PM

My braces coming off.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/11/2005 04:02 PM

Awesome. Now I don't have to worry about my PA catching.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/11/2005 04:03 PM

Pfft. Asian girls suck at blowjobs.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/11/2005 04:03 PM

I sold matches in the shivering cold



kids these days.



You sell kids these days?!?! Is that where Chickens keeps getting them from? Is Oliver your best customer?

Crowley 10,071 9
04/11/2005 04:05 PM

My braces coming off.



Sure is a lot of commotion for one tooth.

Teh Original Chickens 286,527 61
04/11/2005 04:06 PM

I have $40.01 as an entire net worth. I sure hope you people enjoy being able to pay for gas for your vehicles



Heh, that's exactly what it cost me to fill up the gas tank in my truck during lunch.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 04:29 PM

Look, TR, no need for hateration--everyone who has expressed need will be helped, regardless of race, religion, or whatnot. Creed, however, is another matter. You listen to Creed and you're on your own.



I'm not taking you off the list, and there is no priority on the list. If you need it, it will hopefully be there. If more isn't donated, it may not be enough, but don't give up hope yet, buckaroo.



You should know by now that I'm a nasty old fart with no tolerance for college students who don't work like a Jamaican to pay tuition. So hate me if you must.

</sane>Tabula Rasa<sane> 14,056 9
04/11/2005 04:30 PM

<action>would vomit in anger, but couldn't afford breakfast/lunch</action>

Go to hell, Chickens. I hope they grill you into a tasty sammich.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 04:31 PM

mmmmm... grilled chickens sammich.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/11/2005 04:34 PM

I spent $40.01 on breakfast this morning.



I had 80 english muffins.

</sane>Tabula Rasa<sane> 14,056 9
04/11/2005 04:36 PM

I technically have two jobs, Al. One I'm about to be fired from before I even start training because of the new District Manager cutting back hours, and the other one should start training soon. I have three regular babysitting gigs, I sold my keyboard, bass, and violin, I let people copy my homework for money and I mow lawns.

So Phuc you. </obligatory>

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 04:38 PM

Sure is a lot of commotion for one tooth.



"Now I's just like Britney Spears!"

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/11/2005 04:38 PM

psh.. You sold all that and you still have BOTH your kidneys? You need to get your prioritites straight.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/11/2005 04:40 PM

I sold my keyboard, bass, and violin, I let people copy my homework for money and I mow lawns.



You're a gay Mexican?

</sane>Tabula Rasa<sane> 14,056 9
04/11/2005 04:41 PM

Thi!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/11/2005 04:41 PM

Because Irish is looking for a date.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 04:43 PM

<action>Sits TR down by the swan boats</action>It's not your fault....



It's not your fault...



It's not your fault...



It's not your fault...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/11/2005 04:45 PM

I'd bang Tabula. I just don't have a hearse.



<action>looks in photo album</action>

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/11/2005 04:48 PM

You want this to involve a horse?! Oh wait you said hearse. Right! Um... Never mind.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/11/2005 05:02 PM

I will likely be donating $100 to the fund in lieu of all those articles I was supposed to write (Don't worry, though, Captain Dan, our contest is still on). Send me an email, Phuc, with details on how I would go about getting the money to the right place.



Special Kake has directed me to donate one portion to the poor GABbers fund. I'll start a thread tonight to see where the other 3 portions are to be donated. (Not now, because I had poutine from Harvey's with lunch so I plan on spending the rest of the workday pooping.

My cat is licking my belly button. Yes he is. 35,066 15
04/11/2005 05:05 PM

When the Date is Officially Announced....



When I saw that, I thought the date of our election had been set. Then I thought, why the hell would Gabbers care about a country of 4 million having an early election?



I will go back to my corner now.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/11/2005 05:06 PM

You mean 2 million, right? 'Cause you're twins?

My cat is licking my belly button. Yes he is. 35,066 15
04/11/2005 05:33 PM

We get to devide the country? Cool!

millie 116,988 28
04/11/2005 06:52 PM

There is still time to bid on my auction.



I may do another after the date is announced.



I worked my way through school. One semester, I was taking 15 credit hours, had a full-time job and two part-time jobs.



It's too bad I have a moral objection to prostitution--at least I could have slept while the customers were having sex with me.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
04/11/2005 07:07 PM

Don't worry, though, Captain Dan, our contest is still on.



It's too late! Fox News has already declared me the winner.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 07:33 PM

Millie is so much more the balls now.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 09:13 PM

Rulz. I got maha'd.

millie 116,988 28
04/11/2005 09:19 PM

You got maha'd for saying I'm the balls?



Sorry.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2005 09:22 PM

I stand by my balls-giving.

millie 116,988 28
04/11/2005 09:25 PM

"Balls to ya, Big Daddy!"

Phlagina Mignonologues 131,068 34
04/11/2005 09:28 PM

Tips for OLD BALLS.

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/11/2005 09:29 PM

Nahhh... you can't teach and old ball new tricks.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/11/2005 09:46 PM

There's currently $450 in the fund

That's nowhere near enough for my plane ticket to the US .

Inanimate Carbon Rod 161,353 14
04/11/2005 10:08 PM

That's AMERICAN dollars. $450 US can buy you two Mexican boys of firm stature and questionable mental capacity.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/11/2005 10:17 PM

$450 US can buy you two Mexican boys of firm stature and questionable mental capacity.



So the 2 mexican boys will carry me over ?

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,026 15
04/11/2005 10:20 PM

maybe not but take it from the experienced, they'll get you through

Inanimate Carbon Rod 161,353 14
04/11/2005 10:20 PM

450 American can buy a plane in any other country. We invented paper money*.



















*not true.

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
04/11/2005 11:09 PM

Not true*.















*true.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/12/2005 07:28 AM

Someone just donated $75 to the fund, but I don't recognize the name. Unless you want to remail anonymous, prease let us know who you are so that we can declare you the balls!

Phlagina Mignonologues 131,068 34
04/12/2005 07:32 AM

The Honorable BobJohnson, I presume?

AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/12/2005 09:03 AM

Someone just donated $75 to the fund

Well that should pay to feed those Mexicans during my trip

Phuc 237,919 21
04/12/2005 09:32 AM

Thanks, Phla.



...and a clickie for the name change.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
04/12/2005 11:27 AM

I also will be donating more mooolala to the po'gabbers fund. I desperately want you guys to love me, and I know no other way besides buying your love.



I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alright.

I'll post a link to goatse friend if it makes your bunghole tight.

Cos I don't care too much for money, and money can't buy me love.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
04/12/2005 01:37 PM

Al:

Please be to checkin your e-mail.

Thankyouverymuch.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/12/2005 01:40 PM

No, thang kew!