Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/14/2005 10:30 PM

No.

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/14/2005 10:32 PM

<action> hands Pickle a hair-dryer </action> Here, I got you a new bath toy.

SteamerLane 0 0
04/14/2005 10:32 PM

Apparently, you didn't pick up much. Hell, I'm not stupid enough to start a moronic thread like this.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/14/2005 10:32 PM

You haven't checked it out too much have you ?

SteamerLane 0 0
04/14/2005 10:33 PM

HaHa, I beat you!

the young Pickle 34 8
04/14/2005 10:36 PM

ok, i'm starting over.



new town, new name

jclast 1,443 8
04/14/2005 10:38 PM

It would seem you are a liar.

Exhibit 1: Non-use of capitalization

Czhibit 2: Use of "u" instead of "you"

jclast 1,443 8
04/14/2005 10:38 PM

Also, I totally rock at spelling.

grumble cake 34 8
04/14/2005 10:40 PM

I am ashamed.



I'll just retreat to the bathroom now.

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
04/14/2005 10:58 PM

Welcome to Gab, n00b.



You can use the wonderful "Search" feature to find all you need to know about any of us "vets" as you call us.



I'm far from the oldest here but I skyrocketed to GABdom to become the queen by showing my incredibly awesome(TM Bob Johnson Inc) boobs (www.traestits.com).



That's about all you need to know, grasshoppa.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/14/2005 11:05 PM

<action>walks into thread, smells no0b stench, pisses all over couch, Shakespeares on lay-z-boy, wipes ass with pillow, leaves.</action>

grumble cake 34 8
04/14/2005 11:10 PM

Thank you Trae. See guys, that wasn't hard at all.

grumble cake 34 8
04/14/2005 11:11 PM

I know I made a fool of myself, but that doesn't make me a bad person, does it?



Oh, maybe it does.

Mistah Briham 38,843 10
04/14/2005 11:18 PM

<action>walks in, sits down on couch</action>What the-? Son of a donkey raping bitch! Disgusting!

gorckat 41,132 13
04/14/2005 11:19 PM

Look- I appreciate your willingness to step into the line of fire here and get Shakespeare all over by all my buds the 'vets', but I'm doing fine, thank you very much, so just drop that hair dryer right between your legs into that pile of Mr Bubbles you got covering up your wee-wee.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/14/2005 11:24 PM

I can't support this n00b on n00b violence.



And people wonder why your race is declining. BAH!

Filly, Steak Extraordinaire 39,193 20
04/14/2005 11:25 PM

<action>looks at gork's picture</action>And he called me baby? That's kinda traumatizing.

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
04/14/2005 11:25 PM

Dude, you are so welcome to GAB. I think I'm going to stalk you.



You have a primary grasp on humor.

You are well versed in grammar and spelling.

You can properly use html.



I'm astounded.

grumble cake 34 8
04/14/2005 11:36 PM

I'll just assume you were talking to me, Trae.



I would gladly be the recipient of a stalking.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/14/2005 11:37 PM

Filly, baby, anytime you need a clickie, just say baby, baby.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/14/2005 11:38 PM

How about I stalk my dick up your ass! This is my thread now, so go Shakespeare up someone elses. n00b.

jclast 1,443 8
04/14/2005 11:40 PM

<action>swoons over Trae</action>



She was very obviously talking to me. It's already been established that I am a master speller, and I just used a strong tag!

gorckat 41,132 13
04/14/2005 11:43 PM

<action>shoves his dick up n00b B's ass</action>



Tag- now your colon's it, ass-monkey.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/14/2005 11:52 PM

What's with all the fat crackers with goatees?

gorckat 41,132 13
04/14/2005 11:55 PM

I actually had to shave mine off now that I work part time at Chick-Fil-A, a 'Christian company' or whatever. I guess Joseph never tickled Mary's loins with a little chin stubble before she was 'immaculately' impregnated.

34 8
04/15/2005 12:07 AM

<action>thinks Trae is hot</action>

grumble cake 34 8
04/15/2005 12:08 AM

Frost Shakespeare PISS!

grumble cake 34 8
04/15/2005 12:08 AM

<action>gives up!</action>







There.......

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/15/2005 12:11 AM

The facial hair hides our jouls. Jowells? The fat part where our chin is supposed to be.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/15/2005 12:12 AM

grumble cake gives up!



You're not giving up, just getting to the afterlife first!

grumble cake 34 8
04/15/2005 12:33 AM

<action>wonders what gorks beef is.</action>



Does anyone know?

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/15/2005 12:37 AM

If I have to seperate you two, you'll be getting regular cyanide tablets instead of cherry flavored ones.

grumble cake 34 8
04/15/2005 12:39 AM

<action>'s mouth froths.</action>

I liiiiike cherry.

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 12:42 AM

<action>strokes his imaginary beard thoughtfully</action>



If I had to guess, I'd say his beef is that he hates you, grumble cake. Either that or he's trying to be funny. Which of these options is correct, however, I leave as an exercise for the reader.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/15/2005 12:47 AM

jc isn't too far off, I guess. No beef with you, per se. Just very defensive of my perceived place as GAB's current: (pick one)



A. Chamber pot

B. Doormat

C. Undersized Pit Bull with a penchant for humping legs at the wrong time (is there ever a wrong time, really?)



And perhaps I just got here at a bad time, but this seems to be the sort of treatment n00bs should expect.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/15/2005 12:58 AM

Hey, dickless, no0bs bashing no0bs is like two virgins Frost-ing. It cancels out and doesn't mean anything.



Shut your yammering skull cave.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/15/2005 01:01 AM

virgins Frost-ing is an oxymoron...

gorckat 41,132 13
04/15/2005 01:01 AM

...is like two virgins Frost-ing. It cancels out...



Priceless. Point taken.

Zenmaster 236 8
04/15/2005 01:57 AM

Noobs who have been scoping out this site should know that announcing themselves as a noob opens them to any noob shots. I may be a noob myself buy you don't see me announcing it to the world.



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