Phla 131,068 34
04/14/2005 10:42 PM

A filet instead of a t-bone.



Maybe with a tennis ball on it.

spoonful O plenty 115 8
04/14/2005 10:43 PM

I would be a frog... or Betty Boop... or a Betty Boop in a frog costume

Filly, Steak Extraordinaire 39,193 20
04/14/2005 10:44 PM

A happy pillow. With a cherry pillowcase.

jclast 1,443 8
04/14/2005 10:47 PM

I'd be some sort of technicolor disco ninja with ice cream cones...what the hell do you mean that idea's already been taken? Crap...

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/14/2005 10:48 PM

I'd be a LEGO Stormtrooper. Oh, hell yeah.

newwave 45,912 10
04/14/2005 10:53 PM

An eyeball, perhaps with bags under it to indicate that I've been up all night looking at GAB.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/14/2005 10:57 PM

Something like this. Or maybe just a pair of pants.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/14/2005 11:01 PM

I'm not sure mine could be rendered at such low resolution.

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/14/2005 11:09 PM

Actually, I wonder what I'd have to do just to have the rib icon from the GAB photo album page. Probably have to suck a lot of dick, huh? Damnit.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/14/2005 11:12 PM

I did a cheesy icon once upon a time referring to the phrase 'Eat My Shorts' that showed a pair of denim shorts with about half of one leg missing and a bit of bone sticking out and blood everywhere. Looked kinda like a shark attack.

Mistah Briham 38,843 10
04/14/2005 11:14 PM

I'd have a crazy-haired groundhog. Not sure whether it should be brown or blue.

Filly, Steak Extraordinaire 39,193 20
04/14/2005 11:16 PM

Fuschia.

Filly, Steak Extraordinaire 39,193 20
04/14/2005 11:17 PM

Or fuchsia. You know, whichever.

Mistah Briham 38,843 10
04/14/2005 11:25 PM

I know, I'll make it rainbow colored! Look everybody, it's Brian the fat gay groundhog!

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/14/2005 11:37 PM

Filly, I'd fuchsia.

grumble cake 34 8
04/14/2005 11:42 PM

Definitely a Shakespeare-stained pillow. With bug-eyes. You can't forget the bug-eyes.

Filly, Steak Extraordinaire 39,193 20
04/14/2005 11:45 PM

STEP AWAY FROM THE PILLOW.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/14/2005 11:46 PM

You supposed to plug in the Frost-ing hair dryer, numb nuts.



Is it numb nuts, numb-nuts or numbnuts?



Whatever- plug it in and get back in your bathtub.

Filly, Steak Extraordinaire 39,193 20
04/14/2005 11:47 PM

<action>counts down the days until gork leaves</action>Oh God, please let it be soon!

grumble cake 34 8
04/14/2005 11:47 PM

Dammit, Filly, you stole my pillow idea before I thought of it! How could you?

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/14/2005 11:50 PM

I'd have Al draw a new icon to replace this Devil Head, as I would coopt it as my own personal icon.

grumble cake 34 8
04/14/2005 11:50 PM

gork, all I ever wanted was a little love, OK, man! And maybe a nice backrub! Is that really so much to ask for?



Plus, I don't own a bathtub. I take baths in my washer. It's better than the toilet at least.

Filly, Steak Extraordinaire 39,193 20
04/14/2005 11:51 PM

Trae can have the Poe. I'll take the cake.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/14/2005 11:52 PM

Is that really so much to ask for?



Yes

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/15/2005 12:15 AM

<action>Custom Icon Intermission</action> SHARK!!!

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 01:05 AM

I'd be a green can full of maha.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/15/2005 01:13 AM

<action>'s a former meatcutter...</action>Psst, Phla, one side of a t-bone steak IS a filet...

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 01:29 AM

You fools put to much emphasis on petty little pictures that I can't even see. Then again, if you guys remove your icons you would run out of things to talk about.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 01:30 AM

Did somebody say something?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
04/15/2005 01:32 AM

Psst, Phla, one side of a t-bone steak IS a filet...



Point being, me likes me Steak.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 01:33 AM

Hey, speaking of people who couldn't see icons, did TheFoye die of alcohol poisoning yet?

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 01:37 AM

Thanks for the intermission dick.



Way to go parading your icon just to make us feel bad and purposely being a total ass by posting even though I "politely" asked not to if you've got a custom icon.



So you can just blow me you sick sack of Shakespeare. I hope you develop multiple sclerosis and get the clap from a fat waitress who works at Denny's. And I hope that every step you take is filled with pain from the arthritis and then I hope you die a long and drawn out painful death from a malignant tumor lodged in your ass. I hope your kids grow up deformed, retarded, and fugly and get made fun of every day of their miserable lives and then get raped by a 60 something grandfather type figure who works at the post office because they're stupid enough to follow him into his truck to look for his puppy.



Froster.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 01:37 AM

Last I check Frogpop you were still talking out of your ass. I didn't mean to attack your addiction to tinny pictures.

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 01:38 AM

Just Kidding HH and Pogfrop, I love you!

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 01:40 AM

mmmm... Denny's...

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 01:42 AM

me likes me Steak



Is that a new euphamism for masturbation?

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 01:44 AM

Psst, Phla, one side of a t-bone steak IS a filet...



Stop me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a T-Bone steak have a T-Bone in it?



And isn't a filet a boneless peice of meat?

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 01:45 AM

I didn't mean to attack your addiction to tinny pictures.



This sentence is somewhat factually accurate, though I believe the cans are actually made out of aluminum. However, you have no way to know what we're talking about regarding icons, so I'm forced to assume that this was just another standard Frost up on your part. Good job.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
04/15/2005 01:46 AM

Wait, why can't he see the icons?







It's because he's an Injun, isn't it?

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/15/2005 01:48 AM

Frogpop, stop me if anyone has already said this, but the shadow being cast from your new can is drunk.

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 01:48 AM

There's an Injun here?



QUICK! HIDE THE FIREWATER!

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 01:50 AM

<action>stops McRib, shows him several diagrams explaining in detail the difference between a lack of light and a liquid, makes him take notes that will be graded, then sends him on his way into the real world.</action>

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 01:51 AM

I understand now, frogpop is full of Shakespeare; it took me a while to get it I just had to listen to him for a bit.

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/15/2005 01:52 AM

<action> doesn't know what the Frost Napkin is talking about, goes off to get drunk instead. </action>

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 01:55 AM

<action>cries about another mindless student who will inevitably drwon while trying to walk across a lake thinking it a "drunk shadow"</action>

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 01:55 AM

<action>is so distraught that he can't spell drown</action>

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/15/2005 01:58 AM

Yeah, well you smell.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:00 AM

As do most people with nasal cavities

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 02:04 AM

Chief Wahoo made me feel bad, but he's probably right. Shame on any of you who ever clicked me.. you have been misled. I'm going to think seriously about never posting again ever ever never ever.



I'd like to bash the Injun into a turkey-like frenzy of rage and hate, but I hear that his people have recently discovered the white man's custom of shooting up high schools.



Also, I only fight with people who matter.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:06 AM

That's great, because I hate yelling at ugly people.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/15/2005 02:06 AM

I'll fight you.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/15/2005 02:07 AM

Oh, who am I kidding. I don't matter.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 02:09 AM

I also only fight with people who wear pants.



Sorry. :(

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/15/2005 02:12 AM

So you don't become sexually aroused?



8======>

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 02:13 AM

Hey, what was the name of that guy who bid on the icon auction and I knew he had no intention of paying cause he'd only been here a week and I tried to tell everybody but no one would believe me?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:14 AM

Wait, I wear pants! You must have me confused with Spicy. Sometimes I yell at myself in the mirror and I feel very bad. I often ponder wearing the mask of Mark Hammel I got of the back of my C-3PO's box when I yell at myself so I don't feel so bad.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
04/15/2005 02:14 AM

The Doogler. I remember that because the assclown spelled his log in name wrong and couldn't log back in.

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 02:18 AM

You're confused, Suicide Ranger. The score so far is as follows.

People who are ugly: Suicide Ranger

People who don't wear pants: The Reverend Oliver Chest



FrogPop will argue with neither of you. All GABbers must be BOTH beautiful and wearing pants in order to argue.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 02:19 AM

Ah yes.



He's only the second person I've bothered to take a personal interest in running off the board.



This is the first. I was a Knewt bashing machine.

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 02:21 AM

Crap. The category "People who are ugly" should be "People who are unimportant."

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 02:21 AM

Crap. The category "People who are ugly" should be "People who are unimportant."



I should look in proofreading my posts.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:23 AM

You think I am foolish enough to let you run me off? Come Halloween I am not going to fall for that "trick or Treaty" line either.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
04/15/2005 02:23 AM

That's strike two jclast, strike two...

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/15/2005 02:23 AM

SR, Frogpop is a whole hell of a lot funnier than you even on his bad days.



You, on the other hand, have been a festering infected zit on the ass of the unfunny since you first showed up here. Dickweed.

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 02:23 AM

Oh, what the hell? In case anybody was reading my posts, stop now. The headache will go away soon enough. I apologize for my idiocy.



Also, I am unfit to argue for the following reasons: I don't matter AND I'm not wearing pants.

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 02:25 AM

I'm accruing strikes? Is there a policy I don't know about?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:26 AM

This just in Frogpop has just ruled out jclast in his list of people he could give 3 Shakespeares about.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:29 AM

Hammerdo are you the pot or the kettle in that statement? I haven't seen anything but insults from you, not even creative ones.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
04/15/2005 02:30 AM

Why the hell do you keep calling him Hammerdo?

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 02:31 AM

Don't worry Jclast, ugly people certainly are unimportant.



Ranger, I think you missed my point. You haven't shown yourself to be nearly interesting enough to apply for the currently vacant possition of Frogpop's nemesis. Maybe if you quit TGIFridays and moved up to Chilli's or something.. maybe..

gorckat 41,132 13
04/15/2005 02:34 AM

<action>cracks the barn door and goes for the "No Shakespeare, Sherlock, Award"</action>



I think there's a little animosity there.



Maybe a couple of "I feel..." statements without interruption and then a hug will sort the two out.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:36 AM

I don't need a nemesis, I have plenty of those, what I need is someone that wont laugh when I tell them what great person they think they are.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:38 AM

gorckat, I feel my genitals swelling at your attempt at peacemaking. Hold me.

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 02:39 AM

I feel like I'm going to wretch from accidentally thinking about Suicide Ranger's swelled genitals.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/15/2005 02:40 AM

Erika, because he's dumber than a bag of Frost comes to mind.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:41 AM

I feel jclast may be secretly hiding feelings from frogpop, I feel that Hammerdo is scared of me. I feel the uncontrollable urge to dance!

gorckat 41,132 13
04/15/2005 02:42 AM

gorckat, I feel my genitals swelling at your attempt at peacemaking. Hold me.



I don't like red meat.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:43 AM

dumber than a bag of Frost



Stick with what you know eh Hammerdo?

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 02:44 AM

SR, my feelings about Frogpop are as follows:

I feel he is funny.



There, now they're not secret!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/15/2005 02:49 AM

Scared of you? More like apathetic towards you.





But you sit there with your less than three hundred clickies and feel self important.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/15/2005 02:51 AM

He has 300 now.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 02:54 AM

Hammerdo, I don't need clickies to measure myself as a person, some day when you are older and wiser you will realize that too. Maybe just older, I can't see you getting wiser. *GO RANGER IN HIS SURGE OF SELF IMPORTENCE HA HA IN YOUR FACE HAMMERDO!!* Maybe it is not a smart thing to type everything that comes to me.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 02:55 AM

How have you already picked up 90 mahas with such an awesome name?

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/15/2005 02:56 AM

I think its my devilish charm.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 02:59 AM

Maybe the people who work at TGIFridays are jealous of you.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:03 AM

Well, they do seem to like to throw things at me at work, and the cooks keep grabbing my ass. Maybe it is the long hair, they are jealous of my beautiful locks.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
04/15/2005 03:04 AM

Unless Sombrero works there, that is not the case.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/15/2005 03:04 AM

<action> oogles </action>



I'm sorry I wasn't listening. I was staring at your pretty icon.



Actually I just wanted to use the word oogles. Even if its not a word.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:06 AM

I am going to try and get the phase "dumber then a bag of Frost" copy written, that way I can make some cash off Hammerdo.

Suicide Ranger dumber then a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:15 AM

Yes, embrace the power of being dumber then the back of Frost!!

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 03:16 AM

*sigh*

Suicide Ranger dumber then a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:17 AM

Don't make me ask the bag what to tell you!!

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
04/15/2005 03:19 AM

Yes, because according to your copyright it will tell him that he is "dumber then a bag of Frost."





Which will just futther prove the point that you Ranger, are dumber than a bag of Frost.

Suicide Ranger dumber then a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:21 AM

Ok so the bag didn't let me know that I had the wrong then, than, wait to go lousy Frost-ing bag.

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 03:24 AM

Wait, wait, wait. Let me see if I understand. You're an idiot, and you have an idiotic bag, and you're blaming the bag for your idocy? And to top it all off, your admission of your idiocy doesn't make any sense. Idiot.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 03:24 AM

I don't know why your wife puts up with you calling her that.

Suicide Ranger dumber than a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:26 AM

Hey I am not married to jclast... Yet.

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 03:28 AM

I enjoy a good Frost-ing.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/15/2005 03:28 AM

Hundredth to...





not give a Frost about this thread.

Suicide Ranger dumber than a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:30 AM

Hammerdo help me out I can't make sense of your last post.

jclast 1,443 8
04/15/2005 03:30 AM

Hold your horses, cowboy. I don't even pity Frost "exceptionals," let alone marry them. I mean, you consult a bag for Frost's sake. A bag!

Suicide Ranger dumber than a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:33 AM

The bag mocks me because it gets more action then I do. It told me that Hammerdo has a much larger head then I do.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/15/2005 03:34 AM

SR, I can't understand one Frost-ing thing you've ever said on here. Especially why you insist on calling me Hammerdo. It's not funny, clever or original.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/15/2005 03:34 AM

Who knows?



Someone with a bell in the process of kicking a red kettle.

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/15/2005 03:37 AM

Sometimes I like to makeout with my girlfriend under the bleachers.

Suicide Ranger dumber than a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:37 AM

Not clever or original, much like Hammerdo.

Suicide Ranger dumber than a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:40 AM

Wooo! look at those unclickies fly! It dosen't take much to become unpopular here.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 03:42 AM

I spellchecked your blog bio for you. You're welcome.



I live in a Dallas mid-city, with my wife and 2 cats, I just broke into doing standup comedy. My day job is that of a waitor at TGI Fridays. I am starting this jornal because when I was introduced on stage and did my set, I was questioned by several people where on the internet I post my 'blog' since I have no were specific to post it, I am creating one.

Suicide Ranger dumber than a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:46 AM

Thank you frogpop I would pay you for your services but I am a poor man, with no future.

Suicide Ranger dumber than a bag of fuck 27,937 12
04/15/2005 03:55 AM

Oh, except for that career as a stand up comedian and the numbers of open mic and improv fans I have. I guess some how I will survive. But I am not here to be mean spirited, I make mean comments in responce to mean comments, if you want continue to rip me go ahead, it is no red skin off my large nose. Just remember I will respond in kind. Clickies and Mahas really make no diffence to me, infact I would be amused to find my mahas exceding my clickies. That is not a goal I want but it trends keep up it will happen I am sure.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 04:33 AM

so spellchecking is mean now?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 04:39 AM

Oh, far from it, but posting it in public as an attempt to ridicule is. Think before you say these things Frogy.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 04:43 AM

Sorry. Next time I'll invite you over for tea and spellchecking. Ok?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 04:47 AM

I don't know, you might slip something into my tea, and I might wake up with super spelling powers. Then were will are your jokes come from?

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/15/2005 04:48 AM

Dammit! I thought I put an end to this in the other thread.





Stupid zombie indian.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 04:51 AM

Hey you can blame my wife she is the one working all night keeping me awake.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/15/2005 05:01 AM

i'm with you, ranger. these guys are uppity douches (douchi?). lets go smoke a chia pet back behind the dumpster.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 05:06 AM

Frogpop what is the plural for douche?

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2005 05:14 AM

suicide rangers?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 05:18 AM

No, that is the plural for, Suicide Ranger. Either that or you severely misspelled douche.

Zenmaster 236 8
04/15/2005 05:24 AM

Can't we all just get along.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/15/2005 05:26 AM

Sure, as soon as everyone else drops dead! I love people, they are charming, as long as they keep their mouths closed. I mean I love you guys!

Steven The Knob Jockey 51 8
04/15/2005 07:04 AM

Suicide Ranger... when was it scheduled for the articulated lorry to run you down/over?

Robin® 14,626 10
04/15/2005 08:52 AM

Apparently I need to get a new job.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/15/2005 01:29 PM

The way the last two weeks have been going at work, I might as well get back into repossessions again.

Kake. Just Kake. 55,555 14
04/15/2005 01:31 PM

If I had a custom icon, I'd be Marvin the Robot



Didn't thee used to BE a Marvin the Robot, way back when? I seem to remember him being funny. And no, I don't mean Ford.

Halogen Beanie 91,274 10
04/15/2005 01:32 PM

<action> adds to the thread wayyyy too late with a pre-threadjacked topic </action>

If I got a custom Icon, I'd get some sort of brightly colored hat. A sombrero perhaps. Maybe in a Neon Orange.

Yes.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/15/2005 01:33 PM

yeah. flatus domesticus, johnny vomit, grotter, crackbeer, they guy that wrote the book.

Kake. Just Kake. 55,555 14
04/15/2005 01:56 PM

heh . . .crarckbere.

Declan 'Velvet Jones' McManus 131,874 36
04/15/2005 02:07 PM

He was also known as "The Dirty Vicar," and unlike most of the posts in the thread, he could actually come up with teh real funnay.

Kake. Just Kake. 55,555 14
04/15/2005 02:09 PM

I remember now. He used Vlad's Icon. I didn't remember Marvin being the same as crarkcbeeer, though

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/15/2005 05:43 PM

a;slidfhgbnruieaho;ksndrlk;hybr

gorckat 41,132 13
04/15/2005 05:46 PM

Because slid is in that jumble, and the end starts of the word hybrid, I am convinced there is some sort of secret message there.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/15/2005 05:49 PM

It's Sharkese for that assclown gorckat needs the Goatse maker and a long painful death.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/15/2005 08:49 PM

Wow. I read that whole Frost-ing thing.







I want my money back.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/16/2005 12:39 AM

Psst, Phla, one side of a t-bone steak IS a filet...



Stop me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a T-Bone steak have a T-Bone in it?



And isn't a filet a boneless peice of meat?



-Do cows have bones in your world, Napkin?

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
04/16/2005 12:48 AM

Canadian cows are actually bred to be completely boneless. It makes the meat tender and a snap to prepare!



We herd them with snowplows.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/16/2005 12:49 AM

No wonder they're so MAD...

PhartSack 13,792 15
04/16/2005 01:01 AM

that career as a stand up comedian



SR is a comedian.....



career?

jclast - too dumb to link definitions with words 1,443 8
04/16/2005 01:04 AM

You have to remember, it was his second choice. Frogpop completely stomped on his dreams of making it big as a spelling bee champion.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/16/2005 01:06 AM

Yes I am a standup comedian, not a famous one... yet, but I just started early this year, under the wing of Bob Nelson. He believes I have great potential and has devoted some of his time to help me.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/16/2005 01:09 AM

But did he spellcheck for you?



pfft.. some mentor.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/16/2005 01:14 AM

That is why I have you forgpop, you can follow me around and spell-check things for me. At least there is some use for you.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/16/2005 01:51 AM

Bob looks kinda beefy. I bet it's pretty sweaty under that wing.

Filly, Steak Extraordinaire 39,193 20
04/16/2005 05:25 PM

Wait, so Ranger....when you're yelling at your wife to get back in the kitchen, do you say "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SQUAW!"?

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/16/2005 07:52 PM

This papoose don't carry itself!

Vainglorious Snork 45,655 12
04/16/2005 08:29 PM

Getting back to the original topic...my hero.

The Pulchritudinous Napkin 30,762 12
04/16/2005 08:37 PM

What the Frost are you talking about Snork?

Vainglorious Snork 45,655 12
04/16/2005 08:42 PM

Boards.

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/16/2005 08:44 PM

<action> beats Snork with a board of plywood </action>

Vainglorious Snork 45,655 12
04/16/2005 08:47 PM

<action> dodges McRib, his Nhet-Fu skills being far superior </action>

ringworm 68,315 13
04/17/2005 04:53 AM

Beggars Can't Be Choosers



sure we can. that's how i remain single.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:59 AM

They can choose to beg.