Mr Fook 4,016 9
04/16/2005 07:57 AM

It's too early in the morning for jokes involving little boys.

The lovely Daggy 86,705 14
04/16/2005 08:02 AM

<action>tries to pull the rod out of Mr Fooks arse</action>

Mr Fook 4,016 9
04/16/2005 08:12 AM

While your down there do you mind yankin on the other one?

The lovely Daggy 86,705 14
04/16/2005 08:18 AM

<action>looks for the tweezers and telescope</action>

AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/16/2005 08:30 AM

SAFER HERE

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
04/16/2005 09:57 AM

<action> takes deep breath to explain Scottish slang and tell joke.</action>

Before the joke, I need to explain something. "Shady" worst form "shadiest" means sad/saddest, cheeky/cheekiest, unbelievably horrible. Ok? I didn't know the American equivalent.



Q: What's the shadiest thing to ask Micheal Jackson in a game of chess?



A: " What do you want to be, black or white? "

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
04/16/2005 10:00 AM

I thought maybe the shadiest thing you could ask him would be "Hey could you stop sleeping with little boys?"

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
04/16/2005 10:03 AM

Q: How can you tell Micheal Jackson's having a party?



A: There's a line of tricycles outside his house. *badun-tish*



Q: In Neverland, what time is it when the big hand touches the little hand?



A: Bedtime. *badun-tish*



Q: What's Micheal Jackson's favourite sweets?



A: Under-Eights. *badun-tish*



Thankyew, thankyew very much.

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
04/16/2005 10:04 AM

("*badun-tish*" is meant to be a drum noise. I said "thankyew" instead of " Thank you" because I was trying to sound like a stand-up )

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
04/16/2005 10:05 AM

Phla: It was a rough translation.

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
04/16/2005 10:06 AM

Yay, three Darth's in a row, $100 Canadian.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/16/2005 11:00 AM

How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



How old is the lightbulb?

Bee's Knees Napkin 30,762 12
04/16/2005 11:44 AM

3.



Continue Dogs.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
04/16/2005 11:48 AM

Damn! Thanks for explaining EVERYTHING Crazy, we were all lost for a moment.

Zenmaster 236 8
04/16/2005 05:41 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?









One is white, made of plastic and dangerous to small children, the other holds groceries.

Sir Nigel Peppermont 95 8
04/16/2005 05:47 PM

Good show, zenmaster, had me in stitches XD

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
04/16/2005 07:30 PM

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue Who?

Michael Jackson.

Beetsworth-now with a capital B 305 8
04/17/2005 08:26 AM

haha, Daggy watches starstruck!!!

firelizard 1,191 12
04/17/2005 08:36 AM

Knock Knock



Who's there?



Michael Jackson



Michael Jackson who?



You're in the jury.

Eliot_NZ 1,300 9
04/17/2005 09:08 AM

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "f*cking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

The SuhYpa Experience 5,547 9
04/17/2005 01:35 PM

Why is Michael Jackson like the tortoise?



He gets there before the hare (hair).

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/17/2005 01:54 PM

Did you hear about the new Micheal McJackson Burger?

























Its a 30 year old piece of meat between 2 ten year old buns.



(You might need to adjust the 30 seeing as how this joke came from the "first" Jackson case)

gorckat 41,132 13
04/17/2005 03:13 PM

(You might need to adjust the 30 seeing as how this joke came from the "first" Jackson case)



Or just do the work for us.

Jopeck 395 8
04/17/2005 07:44 PM

The song "Beat It" takes on a whole new meaning now.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/17/2005 08:16 PM

Michael Jackson always gets what with his Coke and Big Mac?



A small fry.

Kake 55,555 14
04/17/2005 08:18 PM

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?









Frost-ing little boys in the ass.



Eh, same difference.

Kake 55,555 14
04/17/2005 08:27 PM

Also, I wish everyone would leave him alone. He DID win the NBA MVP 4 times. And led the Bulls to HOW MANY championships?

Kake 55,555 14
04/17/2005 08:28 PM

OH, I need to start watching the news more. . .

Humphrey© 51,764 12
04/17/2005 08:48 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/17/2005 09:26 PM

Think I may have posted this before, but soon M.J. will be put to sleep one way or another, so here goes.





What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common ?





One of them walked "ON" the moon"



And the other one, Frosts little boys in the ass.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/17/2005 09:43 PM

that would be a difference - not something in common.

EllaL 800 8
04/17/2005 10:23 PM

good point, ringy.



what do Michael and marshalls have in common?









they both have little boys pants half off!

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/17/2005 12:57 AM

What does a little child say before crossing the street?



Mr. Jackson, I love to play with you some more, but I HAVE to go to school.

Fluffy now serving beer 977 9
05/17/2005 04:44 AM

Q-In the Jackson family, how do you seperate the men from the boys?

A-With a crowbar!

Persian NutWarmer! 888 9
05/17/2005 12:04 PM

Why is michal jackson like an Xbox?



They are black, plastic and little kids turn them on.

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
05/17/2005 12:08 PM

What's the differnece between MJ and Spiderman Underoos?







One's all over little boy private parts, the other is just underwear.

Big headed child 282 9
05/17/2005 03:55 PM

darn you TempusFugit, i'm too slow. That one's my favorite.

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
10/25/2005 11:50 PM

u kant spill werth shid.

Humphrey Bogyman. 51,764 12
10/26/2005 12:16 AM

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and Frost my sister.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
10/26/2005 03:13 AM

What s the first thing Michael Jackson said when he was acquitted?



"I feel like a kid again!"



OK... This isn't an MJ joke but I heard it today and laughed my ass off...

Fred walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm. He carries it upstairs and into the bedroom where his wife is in bed, reading a magazine. "Honey," says Fred, "This is the pig I've been screwing when you're not available." "Fred," the wife says, "That's not a pig. That's a sheep." "Shut up," says Fred. "I wasn't talking to you."