What's in a name?
A comedy conversation
by Suicide Ranger 27,937 12 04/17/2005 03:02 AM 419 views
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Ok, given all the comments I get about my name, nearly constantly. I have decided to show everyone the origin of Suicide Ranger. It really has no connotation to me being Suicide, or a Park Ranger, or Army Ranger or any other Ranger. I simply though it sounded cool, when I heard it used in a song. The song is called Rooftop Gambler; the band that preformed it was called Pavement. I will post the lyrics here so everyone may see them. They are a very strange indie band that broke up a number of years ago, but for many months and to this day I am a big fan of their music.
Rooftop Gambler:
Bad Brains drop,
They rip you like a Sunday paper.
Glass clear,
Hold me like a suicide ranger in his lair,
A suicide ranger,
Uh, uh, ah.
Down on saint Kit's and I was lost in a haze of
Tax shelters and Mardi Gras and polluted bays, but
My Cadillac mind recalls a time that you walked around an island forty times
Who whispers from the natives in their two paying cars.
Angel got to see where you hide,
She might know when you die.
There's no place to get up,
From the rooftop gambler.
A weekends Costa Rica with ocho chicas
And the bars are never closes when you got the frozen noses
Of Jeff and it is the soundtrack I've go to get a heart attack,
Working hard.
Hours and the feelings down on your kneeling.
Whisper to the truths and when they come their going to hide you around
There going to show me to hide
Like a rooftop gambler.
There you have it. The origin of my name, I have used this name as an internet handle for about 7 years now, and I get the same kind of responses from people as I get here on GAB. Just thought I would let you all in on a little back story. You may continue with the nomenclature insults now.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
04/17/2005 03:04 AM
Thank you for sharing, Kemosabe.
Now here's a nice hot steaming cup of shut the Frost up.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:05 AM
Wow, I like it, it tastes like... Victory!
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 03:09 AM
So uh, about your name. I think I speak for the community when I say "more suicide, less ranger."
Please note, this was stolen. I'm too lazy to figure out who said it first, but it kicks ass.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:09 AM
Any second now people will begin to pick apart my post for spelling and grammar errors. It is the way of the GABer that is hard up for something funny to say.
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Chuckleworthy
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:12 AM
So much for jclast gaining any insight to my handle. It is hard to enlighten the stupid; I just wish they weren't so plentiful.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:15 AM
Thank you for sharing, Kemosabe.
Wait, hold the phone, I am the one that is supposed to be calling you kemosabe. Unless Whistler is hiding the fact that he is a dirty savage too.
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Chuckleworthy
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 03:15 AM
I understood, but I was under the impression you cared what we thought of your name.
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Tabula Rasa, Steak Revolutionary 14,056 9
04/17/2005 03:20 AM
Nah, Whistler is the polar opposite of a dirty savage. Even e-mails freak him out.
(Only he'll get that, but this thread is useless anyway)
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:20 AM
I do care some, I mean, every one of your jokes, I have heard from literally 1000s of other people all over the internet, none of them are funny or new to me. Over nearly 7 years of the same jokes, kind of gets on your nerves.
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Side-splitting
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Declan 'Velvet Jones' McManus 131,874 36
04/17/2005 03:22 AM
7 years of the same jokes
Yeah, that's how I felt when W was "re-elected."
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:23 AM
It is no more useless then many things posted here. There is plenty of potential for this to become funny, as often as people go off topic around here.
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Beetsworth-now with a capital B 305 8
04/17/2005 03:26 AM
I know a joke that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a joke that will get on your nerves la la la la la
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:27 AM
You going to repeat that for 7 years? Cause I would pay to see that.
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 03:27 AM
I mean, every one of your jokes, I have heard from literally 1000s of other people all over the internet
Who else wrote my kick-ass lesbian-bashing haiku? I'd like to buy that guy a beer.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:32 AM
Let me narrow the field down for you jclast, it seems you need a narrow focus to keep your mind form bleeding. Every one of your jokes about my name, i.e. all Gabbers jokes about my name, I use a plural your.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:38 AM
7 years ago, I was 17, I really did think about the ridicule I would receive for that name, and for 7 years I have explained that back story to my handle, as I am doing now, I hope this clears up any misgivings people are having in reference to my name.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
04/17/2005 03:48 AM
DUDE: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING IT - WE DON'T CARE! IF WE CARED, WE'D BE ASKING.
Sorry about the all caps thing - I'm starting to think those wild nights of tom-tom drumming around the campfire have affected his hearing.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 03:52 AM
Fine, keep not caring, but for those of you who have recently made the same joke to me over and over, I am letting you know that they are not funny to me. It's not the drum that affects my hearing it is all the people who yell at me like you. I do get turned on by your frustration though, so please continue yelling.
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Hilarious
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 03:56 AM
Wow, the jokes aren't for you, they're for everybody. Learn to share, don't run with scissors, eating paste isn't cool, and other assorted kindergaten wisom.
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Hilarious
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Tabula Rasa, Steak Revolutionary 14,056 9
04/17/2005 03:56 AM
Hey, guess what. Why don't you put all of that information in your profile, and when someone is a douche about your name (probably because they don't like you), point them to the profile.
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Side-splitting
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Declan 'Velvet Jones' McManus 131,874 36
04/17/2005 03:58 AM
Well, lovey, if the jokes and plays on "Suicide Ranger" are not funny, you have some choices:
1) Leave GAB
2) Change your screen name
3) Grow a thicker epidermis
4) STFU
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:00 AM
Are you implying you don't like me? he `cu sni yo! I like you?
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 04:01 AM
he `cu sni yo!
What the hell is this supposed to be?
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:01 AM
What the hells an eppydurmis?
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:02 AM
Sorry that was Sioux, it means don't do that.
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Hilarious
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 04:03 AM
Epidermis is the word the white man uses for 'skin.'
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:06 AM
Epidermis is the word the white man uses for 'skin.'
O han
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 04:08 AM
I don't know your Injun talk! What's an 'O han?'
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Side-splitting
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/17/2005 04:08 AM
Uck-fay ou-yay.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:10 AM
Typical predictable Hammerdo style I was hoping he would show up sooner. O han means OK.
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 04:10 AM
I'm all over Pig Latin though. I don't think HH likes you, SR. Watch out, he's a shark! (That's an animal you may not be familiar with. Also, I'll trade you some beads for that worthless island).
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Hilarious
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Declan 'Velvet Jones' McManus 131,874 36
04/17/2005 04:14 AM
some beads for that worthless island
I think the Natives made out far better on that deal than the paleskins.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:14 AM
Hammerdo seems like a bag of 7 insults. I have seen shaper teeth on a 2 year-old's brutal honesty then this so called "shark" of insults. Jclast I am sorry you missed the purchase on that island a few hundred years ago.
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Side-splitting
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ringworm 68,315 13
04/17/2005 04:19 AM
Any second now people will begin to pick apart my post for spelling and grammar errors.
the band that preformed it...
performed.
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 04:20 AM
Is 'do' crazy Injun talk for 'head?' If so, you may not be as dumb as I thought.
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 04:22 AM
everyone may see them
'everyone can see them' would be more appropriate in this case as none of us needed your permission. You simply facilitated the process (not that I wanted to read them anyway, but I had to for the grammar check).
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Hilarious
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Fluro 14,139 11
04/17/2005 04:23 AM
most awesome song to get a name from has to be the spicy mchaggis jig.
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Chuckleworthy
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:24 AM
No, I like to hall him Hammerdo, because Hammerhead is well established as the "insult man" here, so when I say Hammerdo, people could potentially ask what's a Hammerdo? I can say, he "insults"
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:27 AM
to many H's in that last post not enough C's
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:30 AM
I don't know I kind of like the ringworm shuffle myself but someone beat me to it.
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Side-splitting
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/17/2005 04:30 AM
Listen you skagged out Shakespearebox, I wasn't intentionally giving you hassle, I was only responding to your use of your dirty heathen language (Shut the Frost up, it's a joke, you thin skinned culo muncher) with a joke. You know, a haha, a funny, a pun, the whole Frost-ing reason we're here. But you seem to have forgotten the point, and are focused on how we don't like you.
There's a reason. You suck. Hard. You haven't used your time wisely here, and have only focused on the fact that we insult you. Take the love-sausage outta your mouth, open your beer goggled eyes, and see that everyone gets insulted here. Hell, I take every insult I get in stride. Because I know it's bullShakespeare.
It's called a schtick. Nothing is as it seems. You self-important, malodorous Froststain.
You may now go back to your wretched life, and your eternal practice on the skin flute.
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Hilarious
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Fluro 14,139 11
04/17/2005 04:33 AM
Back to dropkick murphys, because this thread needs it's coffee laced with AWESOME brand Irish Creme
l tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big, burly and strong his pipes were gigantic,
and so was his schlong from city to city running around looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
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Hilarious
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Frogpop 173,153 25
04/17/2005 04:47 AM
Ranger, how many days a week do you plan on doing this "staying up late waiting for your wife to come home" thing, anyway?
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Chuckleworthy
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:48 AM
Proof positive folks, Hammerdo is a bag of 7 insults.
Listen you skagged out Shakespearebox 1 Insult, I wasn't intentionally giving you hassle, I was only responding to your use of your dirty heathen language (Shut the Frost up, it's a joke, you thin skinned culo muncher 2 Insult ) with a joke. You know, a haha, a funny, a pun, the whole Frost-ing reason we're here. But you seem to have forgotten the point, and are focused on how we don't like you.
There's a reason. You suck 3 Insult. Hard. You haven't used your time wisely here, and have only focused on the fact that we insult you. Take the love-sausage outta your mouth 4 Insult, open your beer goggled eyes 5 Insult, and see that everyone gets insulted here. Hell, I take every insult I get in stride. Because I know it's bullShakespeare.
It's called a schtick. Nothing is as it seems. You self-important, malodorous Froststain 6 Insult.
You may now go back to your wretched life 7 Insult, and your eternal practice on the skin flute. Repeated 1 of 7, the 4th if you can't see it.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:50 AM
She's home right now, to be honest.
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 04:52 AM
All you've proven is that he squeezed 7 insults into one post, an act that should be rewarded here at GAB!
A single example is not the same thing as proof positive. You'd need to examine all of HH's posts for that.
But congrats on counting to seven and not Frost-ing up the strong tag.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 04:56 AM
I just noticed something about you jclast, this whole time I thought you were someone who mattered, but since I am suppose to have "a thicker eppydurmiss" You are more of a noob then I am. I laugh at your inferior number of clickies HA HA HA! Not that mine are that much better. But HA!
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Hilarious
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/17/2005 04:58 AM
Not to be picky, but the compound insults actually should be counted individually, so there are more than seven insults.
Thanks for proving my point though, dipShakespeare.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
04/17/2005 04:59 AM
Listen you skagged out Shakespearebox (attention getting hyperbole), I wasn't intentionally giving you hassle, I was only responding to your use of your dirty heathen language (Shut the flap up, it's a joke, you thin skinned culo muncher (exasperated exclamation) ) with a joke. You know, a haha, a funny, a pun, the whole flapping reason we're here. But you seem to have forgotten the point, and are focused on how we don't like you.
There's a reason. You suck (increasingly proven fact). Hard (opinion). You haven't used your time wisely here, and have only focused on the fact that we insult you. Take the love-sausage outta your mouth (advice), open your beer goggled eyes (advice), and see that everyone gets insulted here. Hell, I take every insult I get in stride. Because I know its bullShakespeare.
It's called a schtick. Nothing is as it seems. You self-important, malodorous Froststain (disparaging comment).
You may now go back to your wretched life (dismissal mixed with naive optimism), and your eternal practice on the skin flute. Repeated 1 of 7, the 4th if you can't see it.
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 05:00 AM
Clickies don't matter. I click what's funny. Eventually, when I'm funny, people will click me, too. Until then, I can say I wrote a lesbian-bashing haiku, and that makes me happy.
Also, if you want to play who's newer, I've been reading for 3 years. I just made a name recently. I thought I was ready...that I was sick of not being able to click stuff.
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 05:03 AM
<action>grumbles</action>that AND I was sick of not being able to click stuff.
Apparently I am neither funny nor an adequate typist. Oh well.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 05:09 AM
You are all right...
Not really I just thought if I said that it would give you all a moment to nod and say, "he gets it" My shtick HammerHEAD is being a self-important wise ass. I was wondering if anyone would catch on to that. The objects of my jokes don't find them funny, but others may.
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Hilarious
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/17/2005 05:12 AM
From the severe lack of pee in your tubes, I'd guess that nobody cares. Or finds you funny.
But that could just be me.
Don't quit your day job. (Wow, I can actually say that, and it be right on target.)
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Chuckleworthy
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 05:16 AM
Good, because my Day job will soon be Stand up Comedy, Right on Hammerhead thanks for the support, I knew you were a great guy! Congratulations on not putting some kind of cussword into your post too.
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Side-splitting
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ringworm 68,315 13
04/17/2005 05:17 AM
What's in a name?
letters, typically. the artist formerly known as prince was a special case.
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Side-splitting
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/17/2005 05:19 AM
Damn, I must Frost-ing be really Frost-ing slipping, damnit. I Frost-ing just Frost-ing can't Frost-ing believe that I Frost-ing for-Frost-ing-got to Frost-ing put a Frost-ing cussword in my Frost-ing post. Coleridgesucking mother-Frosting Shakespeare eating sonuvabitch.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 05:20 AM
ringworm that is a partial Shakespeare quote, the actual Shakespeare this is not your swear bot acting up, but I guess that was kind of funny.
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 05:22 AM
Hammerhead, you really are slipping. You forgot ass. Other than that, great post, but it could use more 'Frost.'
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Hilarious
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 05:22 AM
At a boy Hammerhead, I knew you wouldn't let me down! You forgot to add ass munching, Froststain.
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Chuckleworthy
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jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 05:24 AM
SR, you misspelled "I'm a loser that jclast wishes would go away." Other than that, great post, but it could use more 'Frost.'
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Chuckleworthy
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 05:28 AM
I remember when jclast was funny... wait no I don't man I must be tripping, someone take the peyote away from me!
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 05:36 AM
ok, that was kind of random....
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Chuckleworthy
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 05:48 AM
I don't argue, I merely constantly state that I am right! Learn the difference, retard!
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Chuckleworthy
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jclast: not Russel 1,443 8
04/17/2005 05:49 AM
Things I should do:
1. Stop being a "gentle snowflake"
2. ...
3. Profit!
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Rаt 2,085 9
04/17/2005 05:52 AM
I rest my case.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 06:03 AM
No you don't because I just took your case and threw it down a flight of stairs, what do you think about that mister, bring up an internet picture older then ZUG itself.
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jclast: recently labelled retarded 1,443 8
04/17/2005 06:06 AM
Just because it's old, doesn't mean it wasn't appropriate, my fellow 'tard.
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Rаt 2,085 9
04/17/2005 06:10 AM
You're arguing with me because I told you to stop your pointless arguing?
"I merely constantly state that I am right!" - That's exactly the kind of thing that happens in the special Olympics, you always win.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 06:16 AM
You're making a hypocrite of yourself with every post? *swish*
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Rаt 2,085 9
04/17/2005 06:18 AM
You win SR.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 06:20 AM
No you gave up, because you don't want to be labeled a hypocrite, but it's far too late for that now. *drools and tries to bite his ear* I WIN!!!
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Vainglorious Snork 45,655 12
04/17/2005 06:21 AM
I used to think that indie meant indian.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 06:24 AM
Eh, I always though it was the nick name of Dr. Jones.
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Komus 125 8
04/17/2005 09:43 AM
Someone once told me Komus was arabic for spoilt milk. It comes from Comus, the son of the Greek God Dionysus, who was depicted as a drunken youth.
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fabulounik 8,478 12
04/17/2005 10:37 AM
SR- I was browsing the photo album last night and your pic inspired nightmares. Try something less scary/intimidating next time.
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Robin® 14,626 10
04/17/2005 01:23 PM
Fab, Most people find SR a little scary and intimidating in real life.
And then he opens his mouth and they realize he's a smart ass. Kinda takes the intimidating out.
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Robin® 14,626 10
04/17/2005 01:26 PM
His father looks like Wes Studi, so he comes by his intimidating looks honestly.
Most people just think "Damn that's a big Frost-ing indian."
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daisypie 49,378 9
04/17/2005 01:29 PM
Most people here just think "damn, won't that redskin ever shut the Frost up?"
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fabulounik 8,478 12
04/17/2005 01:30 PM
Well maybe have him pose in better lighting with a cuddly bunny or kitten next time.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 01:30 PM
We could ask Spicy, if he found my 6' 3'' 250 lb frame, scary or intimidating when he met us in Houston.
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Ditdah 123,102 14
04/17/2005 01:34 PM
I just read this whole thread.
I want my money back.
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daisypie 49,378 9
04/17/2005 01:46 PM
Could we also ask Spicey about your use of superfluous commas, Ranger?
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/17/2005 01:48 PM
We could ask Spicy, if he found my 6' 3'' 250 lb frame, scary or intimidating when he met us in Houston.
I've seen bigger.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 01:57 PM
Sorry, I was, doing, my, William Shattner, impression, but daisy, doesn't catch much, in the way, of, pause, posting.
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RedstaR Leader of the Red Army 1,068 8
04/17/2005 02:45 PM
Worse.Thread.Ever.
<action>Kills self</action>
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Smart Choice 1,296 9
04/17/2005 03:11 PM
Waits for someone to post tubgirl....
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Scorpion 4,080 9
04/17/2005 03:27 PM
Why were there no random Cadillac facts in this thread? Why!?!?!
And even witha backstory, Suicide Ranger is still a Shakespearety name.
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PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/17/2005 03:36 PM
What kind of Frost-ing idiot gets their name from a song?
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millie 116,988 28
04/17/2005 04:18 PM
<action>knows hers won't be the last word at the rate this thread is going--ugh</action>
I kind of like the name, and the picture.
I don't like all these argumentative threads, though.
But it's not just SR arguing. If he's not going to shut the Frost up, other people can. But everyone wants the last word, don't they?
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/17/2005 04:28 PM
No. Not at all.
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PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/17/2005 04:33 PM
Right on, Spicey man.
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Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/17/2005 04:35 PM
<action>runs in, steals last word, flees</action>
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filthy macpirate 268 9
04/17/2005 04:47 PM
Psssst--Briham--you grabbed the wrong one...
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Sylvester 4,465 9
04/17/2005 05:08 PM
WHAT?
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/17/2005 11:21 PM
Look, Tub girl has made it into my thread; I know I am truly accepted. I am also very very drunk right now, too much firewater. whoooo hooooo!
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Smart Choice 1,296 9
04/17/2005 11:31 PM
Tubgirl only made it into your thread because I asked.
Don't worry you still suck.
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Under Dog 36 8
04/18/2005 12:07 AM
Who cares 'Ranger' dude...I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!
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Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/18/2005 12:16 AM
So, if you get tubgirl'd, would you say it sucks or it squirts?
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daisypie 49,378 9
04/18/2005 12:44 AM
So, if you get tubgirl'd, would you say it sucks or it squirts?
Neither... BLOWS!
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jclast 1,443 8
04/18/2005 12:47 AM
Chi, I apologize for my math yesterday. That picture proves once and for all that Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome.
I'm turning that into wallpaper.
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SteamerLane 0 0
04/18/2005 12:48 AM
And to think you were the guitarist from Night Ranger, expressing your now goal in life!
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Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome 161,353 14
04/18/2005 12:51 AM
Motorin'. What's your price for flight?
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Sylvester 4,465 9
04/18/2005 03:42 AM
It sucks AND Blows
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Delightful Delirium 296 9
04/18/2005 07:10 AM
Sylvester grinds and shines with the best of 'em.
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Delightful Delirium 296 9
04/18/2005 07:11 AM
Damn, you're old!
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Phuc 237,919 21
04/18/2005 01:10 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.......
...bump.
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turtle10 42,578 26
04/18/2005 01:33 PM
Hey there Ranger. I like you in young Guns 2, but was it weird going from long hair to short for La Bamba?
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PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/18/2005 02:05 PM
It sucks AND Blows
No, no. You're thinking of a Hoover. Hoovers have two modes. Suck and blow.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/18/2005 02:07 PM
Just like my raincoat!
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Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
04/18/2005 02:14 PM
no, thats irreversible
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piXXXie 5,871 11
04/18/2005 02:32 PM
I like you in young Guns 2, but was it weird going from long hair to short for La Bamba?
La Bamba is my favorite movie.
What? Like anything else in this thread was witty or interesting.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/18/2005 06:57 PM
Nice pic Chi Chi. This thread witty or intresting? No, but your hate gives me the power of attention! HA HA HA! Damn that's a great pic Chi Chi.
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Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/18/2005 07:10 PM
AHHHH! MY EYES!
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/18/2005 07:12 PM
Sorry Mr. Briham, next time I will remember to post with my pants on.
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Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome 161,353 14
04/18/2005 07:20 PM
I got to use my favorite custom brush, the "crumpled paper" bruShakespeare's so sweet it makes me want to commit seppuku.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/18/2005 07:24 PM
Or maybe even seppucrumple?
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/18/2005 07:25 PM
jclast, I think that you are violating some regulation by trying to suck up to two old timers at the same time.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/18/2005 07:32 PM
Sucking up to old timers? Is Jclast in Lemmon Party?
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Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/18/2005 07:45 PM
Actually Suicide, I was refering to that ganat giness/gnat knees fellow. His writing was so bad, one of my eyes ruptured.
Are you really posting pantsless?
*looks under desk*
AHH! MY OTHER EYE! How am I supposed to make sure I'm typing everything corrwxrky biw?
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/18/2005 07:49 PM
Yeah but Robin is shirtless so it's all good. Something easy on the eyes.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 12:11 AM
Oh man I just found the perfect picture that captures my father.
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gorckat 41,132 13
04/19/2005 12:33 AM
What was his 'kryptonite'? Kiwi Lemon Mad Dog 20/20?
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 12:36 AM
Mistresses actualy.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 12:52 AM
I don't know if beads qualify as a kryptonite, but the do qualify as wampum.
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