PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/17/2005 03:43 PM

Go to metafilter and do a search for him. There was an article linked there, and I think contact info was included.



You're welcome.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/17/2005 03:44 PM

I thought Prodigy went out of business or merged? How would I search it?

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/17/2005 03:46 PM

If man is 5,

Then the devil is 6,

Then God is 7.



Just thought you'd like to know.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/17/2005 03:51 PM

4?



Anyway- have you tried to search info on Chagrin Falls, his hometown, where he apparently retired to? I'm bored, and until my wife wakes up, this could be entertaining.

Tabula Rasa, Steak Revolutionary 14,056 9
04/17/2005 03:54 PM

Can't find it searching Metafilter. I'll try the city idea.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/17/2005 03:55 PM

http://www.clevescene.com/issues/2003-11-26/feature.html/1/index.html



http://home3.inet.tele.dk/stadil/bw-today.htm



No time to code the links, but here's 2 articles I found.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/17/2005 04:00 PM

Tabby, he's too old for you, but kudos to you for trying to reach out and touch him.

Tabula Rasa, Steak Revolutionary 14,056 9
04/17/2005 04:08 PM

Damn. Because I know I'd love to give a handjob to the man who taught me half of my vocabulary.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
04/17/2005 04:39 PM

C is for Cookie. That's good enough for me.

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
04/17/2005 04:50 PM

Damn. Because I know I'd love to give a handjob to the man who taught me half of my vocabulary



You know, I've been accused of manic articulation and vehement verbosity in the past. What could I get for teaching you the other half?

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
04/17/2005 04:51 PM

Like the brevity, Roofie?

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
04/17/2005 04:55 PM

<action>Heads off the obvious answer from the usual Gabbish group of malcontents.</action>



What could I get for teaching you the other half?



Besides herpes..............

Tabula Rasa, teacher fetishist extraordinaire 14,056 9
04/17/2005 04:55 PM

Well, I sent an e-mail to the town of Chagrin Falls (where he does live), and another one to one of the reporters. Hopefully I'll get some sort of reply, and then bump this thread tomorrow so Nutbutter and the others will see it.

jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 04:57 PM

<action>unzips pants</action>Come learn from my word list.

Wonderus Breadulus 3,319 10
04/17/2005 05:35 PM

You must have a very short word list.

jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 05:37 PM

<action>rezips pants</action>Damn you, Wonderus Breadulus! Damn you to Hell!



I know you can't see it, but you're one helluva guesser.

Tabula Rasa, teacher fetishist extraordinaire 14,056 9
04/17/2005 05:38 PM

Why did the first post and the one I just posted get a click? Is it that I'm finally getting auto-clicks?

</self-delusion>

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
04/17/2005 05:40 PM

No, we're just buttering up to you in hopes of getting that tutoring job.

The Pulchritudinous Napkin 30,762 12
04/17/2005 05:54 PM

I very, very, very much doubt that you'll get to talk to him. He's a total recluse and tight-ass. Notice a lack of C&H merchandise? Secondly, last year (I've lost contact now) I was good friends with the wife of a cartoonist who got me the autographs of Jerry Scott (Zits), Bill Amend (Foxtrot), and Johen Vasquez (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Invader Zim). As much as I begged and pleaded she said there was no way she could get to Bill Waterson. Good luck though and if you do find a number or an address, you are Jesus's bitch.

Bill Waterson 1,443 8
04/17/2005 06:38 PM

Congratualtions, you've found me. Now, where's my hand job?

The Pulchritudinous Napkin 30,762 12
04/17/2005 10:27 PM

<action>rips off Bill's mask to see it's just jclast</action>Ohh! You sneaky!

jclast 1,443 8
04/17/2005 10:43 PM

I would have gotten away with it, too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!

Under Dog 36 8
04/17/2005 10:54 PM

Bill Waterson never existed. He is actually one of Satan's pen names.

Beelzebub 1,443 8
04/17/2005 11:01 PM

I would have gotten away with it, too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!



Also, all you GABbers took all my cool pesudonyms: Devil, The Devil, and Satan are all already taken. Thieves.

Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/17/2005 11:02 PM

You can be my minion.

Beelzebub 1,443 8
04/17/2005 11:05 PM

I should warn you, the last time I was a minion (I was going by the name Lucifer at the time), it didn't really work out. If you're okay with that, what kind of benefits do you offer? Dental? Also, can I keep the pitchfork? I'm pretty attached to it.

Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/17/2005 11:07 PM

Jesus. Get all technical about it whydoncha. No. The pitchfork is mine. I'm evil enough to need the pitchfork all on my own, just ask Phuc.

Beelzebub 1,443 8
04/17/2005 11:09 PM

If you're going to talk about Jesus all the time, I'm going to have to decline your position. He's sort-of one of my arch nemeses (I have three of those, by the way). They're a super Trinity of Holiness, or something. But I've got fire, and horns, and I think I've got a spare pitchfork around here somewhere.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/18/2005 05:11 AM

Tabby,



The first clickie on this thread was done by mistake, and missing the 'X' on a popup window from another site had something to do with it.



You now know who gave you phantom clickie #1.

Delightful Delirium 296 9
04/18/2005 06:36 AM

My tribute to Bill Watterson, anagram style:



Trite snowball

Tell St. Rainbow

Stellar bit, now

Swollen art bit

Winter's Ballot

Sob, written all!

Absent: Roll wit

Bill: answer tot!

Worst in ballet

Stir new ballot

Low banter list

No battle swirl

SOB! Written all?