Wendy Lady 156,790 17
04/18/2005 04:24 PM

I kept seeing and hearing commercials for Diet Vanilla Cherry Dr. Pepper and I finally caved in to the powers of the marketing campaigns.



I now bathe in it.

Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome 161,353 14
04/18/2005 04:25 PM

"They say that Sprite is made with lemon and lime, right? Well I tried making that Shakespeare at home, and there's more to it than that." --Mitch Hedberg, RIP.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/18/2005 04:27 PM

I now bathe in it.



Seeing as how I love it too, it brings new meaning to the phrase, "I'd drink your bathwater."

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/18/2005 04:28 PM

Coke w/ Lime tastes just like if you were to go to the bar and get a Rye and Coke with Lime. Minus the Rye. Which is the best part. Frosters.



So. In conclusion, Bottled Coke with Lime tastes like Disappointmend.

Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome 161,353 14
04/18/2005 04:28 PM

In Germany, and probably other countries with B.O. (also called "Europe"), they drink Colabier, which is cola mixed with beer. Not as gross as it sounds but you need to drink around fifty to get drunk.

Virnomine 79,386 11
04/18/2005 04:29 PM

I'm a fatass, I don't drink diet.



Regular Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper is pretty Frost-ing awesome though.



"Mr Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's the bullShakespeare replica, dude didn't even get his degree. Why'd you have to drop out and start making pop so soon?" -Also Mitch H.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/18/2005 04:32 PM

... Nice.



I louve mee a Gud Typeo.

</irony>

Lamburger 33,017 9
04/18/2005 04:35 PM

Sorry but I have to disagree. I love Coke with Lime BECAUSE it reminds me of a mixed drink. It feels like I'm drinking a rum and coke with lime minus the rum.

Zenmaster 236 8
04/18/2005 04:39 PM

Like O'douls is bitter without the beer?

Bankey 70,843 10
04/18/2005 04:44 PM

O'douls is great because it gives you that bloated gassy feeling plus the calories without the alcohol side effects.

I know when I'm in a bar it's not the confidence of the booze so much as the gassy bloat that makes me feel like hitting on the ladies!

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/18/2005 04:45 PM

I think it's okay, but I'm not picky with drinks. I like that song they play in the commercials though.



You put the lime in the coconut...

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/18/2005 04:49 PM

I miss the good old days when "marketing" meant "putting cocaine in your drink"

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/18/2005 04:50 PM

O'Douls is great whenever I just want to pee a lot.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/18/2005 04:52 PM

Shakespeare, I market my drinks all the time.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/18/2005 04:53 PM

Drinking Odouls is like getting syphilis without Frost-ing the whore.

PhartSack 13,792 15
04/18/2005 04:59 PM

We have Croatian friends that drink red wine mixed with coke. Apparantely they all drink it over there.





tastes like Shakespeare to me, but they like it.

Kittuns Resurection Taco™ 44,835 9
04/18/2005 05:41 PM

You know what really sucks about Coke with Lime?



That damn catchy tune they put in the commercials.



*puts a lime in her coke you nut and smash things with a hammer*

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/18/2005 05:42 PM

I think it's okay, but I'm not picky with drinks. I like that song they play in the commercials though.



You put the lime in the coconut...



Don't you watch the commercial??? It's "you put da lime in coke you nut"

God. Get it right or don't post.



</happy smiley Aimless?

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/18/2005 05:44 PM

Damn you kittuns.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/18/2005 05:44 PM

Pubah say:

too much coke make lime juice pasty...hard for Beebs to snort.

Kake 55,555 14
04/18/2005 05:45 PM

I'm sorry to sound old fashioned, but the only thing I like mixed with MY coke is good old heroin.

Kittuns Resurection Taco™ 44,835 9
04/18/2005 05:48 PM

Don't damn me Aimless, damn those sexy fingers of yours always caressing that fine booty.

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/18/2005 05:50 PM

<action> damns her sexy fingers, DAMNS THEM TO HELL.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/18/2005 05:50 PM

Hey KittyCat-o-Nine Tails!



That's my line!

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/18/2005 05:50 PM

I'm sorry to sound old fashioned, but the only thing I like mixed with MY coke is good old heroin.



Personally, I'm coocoo for coke-o puffs.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/18/2005 06:02 PM

I love Coke with Lime. It is pure, unadulterated, heaven. Trying to replicate this at home with some cheap cola and slices of Lime does not taste so good.



The pretzels here suck too, and they're expensive.



And the oreos are spanish and ridiculously pricey.



*packs bags for America*

Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome 161,353 14
04/18/2005 06:37 PM

Tostitos with a hint of Lime are very bad. Just FYI.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/18/2005 06:45 PM

Actually, I knew that the lyrics for the song in the commercial are "You put the lime in the coke, you nut." They show the words on the commercial. However, I assumed that the song was a pre-existing one and that the original lyrics said coconut. As to why I thought that made more sense than "coke you nut", well, I guess all I can do is blame that on the fact that my mom took birth control pills while pregnant with me.

millie 116,988 28
04/18/2005 06:53 PM

Oh my God, Briham, thank you for reminding me that I'm old.



You assume there was a song with those lyrics? Damn.



I drink the Diet Coke with lime. It does taste a bit like I imagine floor cleaner would taste. I only drink it because those mother-Frosters took the Diet Coke with lemon off the market.



WHY did they do that?!?!

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/18/2005 07:37 PM

how do you get the lime up your nose?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/18/2005 07:47 PM

"They say that Sprite is made with lemon and lime, right? Well I tried making that Shakespeare at home, and there's more to it than that." --Mitch Hedberg, RIP.



You want some more homemade Sprite?

Not till you figure out what the Frost else is in it!





Bun on Mitch...

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
05/03/2005 02:03 AM

Bun on Mitch...



heh...Hedburger.

i like fuzzy things 5 8
05/03/2005 02:13 AM

Whats teh deal with soda companies making the combinations in sodas now, like the coke and lime, and the vanilla coke, adn cherry vanilla or whatever crap is there, doctor pepper. Who wants to say, "Can I have a diet cherry vanilla doctor pepper please?" I miss the days of, "Give me a small coke" and the cashier knew what to get me.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/03/2005 02:29 AM

Just give me Diet Pepsi with lime.



Even though there is slightly too much lime in it, it's good.

Clint McPants - A pawn in game of life 19,555 11
05/03/2005 07:47 AM

<action>Realizing he's way late to get in on this thread.</action>In Germany, and probably other countries with B.O. (also called "Europe"), they drink Colabier, which is cola mixed with beer. Not as gross as it sounds but you need to drink around fifty to get drunk.



Those mixed soft drinks (Mischgetrnke) can almost exclusively be attributed to Germany. They also love combining wine and coke. Furthermore, Coca Cola Germany market this drink. It's a mixture between Coke and Fanta.



It kind of puts that holocaust thing into perspective.

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/23/2005 09:04 PM

...call me in the morning.



I say DOCTOR!

Is there nothing I can take

I say DOCTOR!

To relieve this belly ache.



You put the lime in the coconut...

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,102 14
05/23/2005 09:08 PM

Demo, why are you bothering to answer that strange NLI person?

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/23/2005 09:16 PM

My schtick is to be the helpful one.



When I first started on Gab I applied for the position of "Newb Savaging Jag-off", but there were 117 applicants in front of me.

Neep, put the Lime in the Coke you nut! 35,066 15
05/24/2005 02:21 AM

I assumed that the song was a pre-existing one and that the original lyrics said coconut.



Have you people not see Practical Magic? Sandy and Nicole Kidman have wild hair. My Gab name quoted that song for a long time.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
06/04/2005 06:23 PM

I took one sip of a diet coke with lime and thought, "Shakespeare, I gotta get some rum into this. It would make a good mixed drink."



Then tossed the rest out.

gwallaia 3,510 12
06/04/2005 06:34 PM

You know, you can also put Crown Royal in your Coke. I bet that's better than lime.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/04/2005 10:02 PM

Demo, you're too nice.



And I'm going to kill you for it.



Slowly.



With razors.



And lime.

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
06/04/2005 10:41 PM

Phuc



Use a curling iron or heated cast iron rod to cauterize each individual wound. The agony is exquisite, and the reduced blood loss will keep me alive much much longer.



Glad to help!



Demo

Phuc 237,919 21
06/04/2005 11:02 PM

<action>shakes fist in air</action>Mendozaaaaa!!!!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/04/2005 11:33 PM

In Europe, it always seemed to me that the soft drinks there always taste better than they do at home and I figured out why.

It's because they come in about an eight ounce can or bottle and they serve it with about two tiny ice cubes.

That way when you are sweaty and dying of thirst, you pour it and the cubes disappear just cooling the first few ounces, so you chug the rest just trying to quench your thirst, and before you know it or get close to even returning your throat to it's moistened state, its gone.

Now you have about another hour, to an hour and a half, until you see the waitperson again, so it leaves you still craving more.



What ever you do, do not drink the water, there is a reason they all drink bottled water there, and if you want some of that, the waitperson can help you out when they come back around !