Sexual Harassment Turtle 181,783 70
04/19/2005 06:04 PM

You

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/19/2005 06:04 PM

...an emoticon using asshat.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/19/2005 06:07 PM

1. they are probably 12 years old.



2. they are hopefully 9 years old.



3. you can throat Frost them with no feeling of guilt or remorse.



4. when you are finished raping and killing them, odds are no one will miss them.



5. Meat from an adolescent is more delicious.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:08 PM

Gabber



#10) You'll never lack someone to help you dispose of a body.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:09 PM

#9) Their potent musky odor keeps insects at bay.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:11 PM

#8) In most states, you can buy one without a permit.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:12 PM

#7) You'll NEVER lose another game of "Trivial Pursuit: The Anal Edition".

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:14 PM

#7) You'll NEVER lose another game of "Trivial Pursuit: The Anal Edition".

Virnomine 79,386 11
04/19/2005 06:19 PM

never?!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:19 PM

#6) They repeat themselves.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:20 PM

#5) Porn porn porn!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:23 PM

#4) The way they keep using the same jokes over and over and ov...oh sorry. That belongs in the "Top Ten reasons to HATE Gabbers."

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:25 PM

#3) They can be traded in for fabulous cash and prizes!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:27 PM

#2) In event of a water landing, their seats can be used as a flotation device.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/19/2005 06:28 PM

And the #1 reason to date a Gabber...



CHICKS DIG ICONS!

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/19/2005 06:29 PM

Mommy, make the scary faced monkeys stop!!!

Loociam Straw - Under Metamorphosis 97,986 37
04/19/2005 06:36 PM

#5) Porn porn porn!



How do you like it? How do you like it?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/19/2005 06:38 PM

After schmoozing this thread I've come to the conclusion that ET looks good in gold. Too bad about the cataracts though.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
04/19/2005 06:39 PM

Whenever I see Demo's icon, the voices in my head say, "Heeeeeey" like Fonzi from Happy Days.

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/19/2005 06:49 PM

10 Reasons to Date Suicide Ranger



10. You'll always get free food at the casino buffet

9. "How" isn't just a question but a greeting!

8. He'll always have long rambling stories about how funny he is so no awkward silences

7. Free tomatoes after every gig!

6. With a name like "Suicide" you are guaranteed no messy commitment

5. He has a GREAT little bit about how he got his name.

4. You'll get to hear his bit about how he got his name A LOT

3. Did he ever tell you the one about how he got his name??

2. He has a great view on "stealing" vs. "re-writing"



and the NUMBER ONE REASON FOR DATING SUICIDE RANGER....



1.See when a child is born it is the father's job to head out into nature and name the child after the fist thing his family grew up in the suburbs, so his sisters have names like "Jumping Rope" and "Little Big wheel" his brother's name is "Running Hose" You can call him "Crazy Neighbor" He had a nephew who was born at night and his name is "Peeping Tom"

The High Priestess of Steaks 58,884 29
04/19/2005 06:57 PM

And the #1 reason to date a Gabber...



CHICKS DIG ICONS!



Not your icon dear, yours' scares me.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/19/2005 06:59 PM

10 reason to date your right hand.



10. Doesn't care what movie you see, and means it.

9. Always puts out.

8. Goes everywhere with you.

7. No jealousy issues from the Left.

6. Has no lotion preference.

5. Knows your dick as well as you do.

4. Doesn't require contraceptives.

3. Has no qualms with "The stranger"

2. Won't cheat on you with your best friend.



And the #1 reason...

It knows that your birthday is your anniversary, and won't get mad if you got too drunk to remember.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 07:09 PM

I would think of 10 reasons to date Aimless but, if you just look at the tattoo on her inner thighs that reads "I'm" on the left and "Easy" on the right, there is no need to date at all. The're in Chinese characters though, she think they say "Hope" and "Faith"

Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/19/2005 07:12 PM

What makes you think you saw the insides of Aimless' thighs?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 07:13 PM

Wouldn't you like to know, she dose know how to date me.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/19/2005 07:14 PM

What?

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/19/2005 07:16 PM

The're in Chinese characters though, she think they say "Hope" and "Faith"



So, now you are stealing jokes from the fag god that runs this site??

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 07:20 PM

Hey, if you don't believe me, maybe we can just get Aimless to post a picture of her inner thighs to disprove me.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/19/2005 07:23 PM

I can send you a picture of my hairy Emerson...it will be like looking into a slightly funnier mirror...

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 07:28 PM

No way! I'm not that hariy.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/19/2005 07:35 PM

Yeah, but you are red and irritating...

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/19/2005 07:37 PM

<action>'s Emerson isn't irritating. </action>



I think you meant "spew forth bile"

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 07:37 PM

Keep your fingers out of it and it won't get like that. Can't anything I post in stay on topic for 3 posts afterwards?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/19/2005 07:39 PM

If we did that, we would only be talking about how you are a Native, and evil white man, and beads, and blah blah blah.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 07:40 PM

Each time I post, it is like, "Oh man there's that savage! Get him, he's so good looking and well hung, what were we talking about?"

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/19/2005 07:46 PM

Each time you post it's like I just smoked a fat doobie and someone replaced my visine with shredded glass shards.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 07:47 PM

Can I come over your place?

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/19/2005 07:53 PM

There we go...nice even 50 mahas...

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/19/2005 07:53 PM

err...80.

Polo Chukker 4,634 12
04/19/2005 10:10 PM

I didn't write this one, but I like it..

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Horseback Rider

1. They like it dirty

2. They wear tight pants & tall boots

3. They like to be in control

4. They don't mind being bucked around

5. They like it rough

6. They'll ride it for hours

7. They know how to handle a big girth

8. They love using whips

9. They get off easily

10. They're always on top



Of course this applies to me and not Frogpop.. I think whoever wrote it was considering the fact that 90% of riders are female, and 9% are gay men. That leaves a mere 1% for us equestrian females looking for love in the stables.

Pope Briham X 38,843 10
04/19/2005 10:16 PM

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Horseback Rider

1. They like it dirty

2. They're extermely hung.

3. They can be controlled.

4. They'll buck around alot.

5. They're very rough.

6. You can ride them for hours.

7. They have big girth

8. They're used to whips.

9. You can get off easily.

10. You can use reigns and saddles on them, or ride bareback.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/19/2005 11:59 PM

Top 10 Reasons to date a Pope:



10. He's famous.

9. Can grant absolution during sin--a great time saver.

8. Will never be unemployed.

7. Owns a city-nation.

6. Eats free at any Italian restaurant in the world.

5. He can hook you up with a .va email address.

4. Travel the world, see the sights in an armoured fishtank.

3. Can get your prayers answered same-day.

2. Even the mafia doesn't mess with this guy.

1. The Holy Cannoli

Pistol, soon to be Naruto 10,071 9
04/20/2005 01:18 AM

Top 10 reasons to date a member of the GVG:



10) We might be desperate enough to put out, but only on the second date.



9) Priestess has nice tits.



8) We're whores of some sort.



7) Trae's never going to sleep with you men folk gabbers anyway.



6) Same with Roofie.



5) We might be willing to experiment.



4) We like taking pictures of our boobs.



3) Nudity's fun too.



2) We won't be dissapointed in bed because we don't know that your penis is actually smaller than average.



1) Hell, we'll be relieved that it isn't purple.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/20/2005 01:23 AM

4) We like taking pictures of our boobs.



Pistol, you have my e-mail address...

Pistol, soon to be Naruto 10,071 9
04/20/2005 01:24 AM

And you have yet to send me a digital camera.

Pistol, soon to be Naruto 10,071 9
04/20/2005 01:25 AM

Bedtime- big presentation on centrifugal pumps tomorrow (I know you love it when I talk geeky to you).



I'll expect the camera in my mailbox by the time I get home.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/20/2005 04:57 AM

Boy, I'd sure like to pump HER centrifuge.

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
04/20/2005 07:07 AM

So would I but apparently she has this aversion to poor purple penises.

NBL peaceprize winner John Hume 48 8
04/20/2005 06:15 PM

ostrich



1. They don't think "chick" is an offensive term.

2. Most of the time they have their head buried under ground.

3. You say worm eating's gross, i say it's strangely erotic.

4. They lay big eggs...I'm just saying i enjoy a good omelette after a night of letting the feathers fly.

5. Don't judge you on your performance.

6. Because "Baby Got Beak" is about to be the next number 1 hit single.

7. Won't go gossipping to your friends about your size.

8. They won't break your heart, but they might peck you really, really hard which might actually be a good thing if you're into s&m.

9. It's not "weird" or "murder" to cook them into burgers when your done with them.

10. They can't communicate in the English language.

Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/20/2005 06:31 PM

You know "peace prize" is two different words, right?

NBL peaceprize winner John Hume 48 8
04/20/2005 07:06 PM

Yes, I am aware of such things

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
05/11/2005 06:26 PM

Totally. I mean, yeah.

47 8
05/11/2005 10:27 PM

10 reasons to date me:



10) Uh, um. Crap. Help me out will ya?

9) Because..... damn

8) Frost this Shakespeare, two out of ten is good.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/11/2005 10:42 PM

10 reasons to take a dump



10. It feels good

9. If you don't you'll spend alot of time wandering around the beach wondering why you're getting bigger. </Carlin>

8. Poop is always funny.

7. Frost this is hard.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/11/2005 11:23 PM

One real good reason to date Cajun Brit :



Seems to be ok with 2 out 10 !

I Am Straw 97,986 37
05/11/2005 11:45 PM

Last night I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2

newwave 45,912 10
05/12/2005 02:18 AM

Shakespeare, that's an everyday thing for Oliver.

newwave 45,912 10
05/12/2005 02:19 AM

...if you're referring to age, of course.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/12/2005 02:58 AM

TEN REASONS TO DATE SYLVESTER



10. Red haired women are treated with care.

9. Whipped cream and strawberries best used in foreplay.

8. No demands to change your hair color.

7. Won't think of asking another redhead for a threesome (more than twice).

6. I'm a good cook.

5. Redheads inspire more poetic moments out of me than anything else.

4. When invited to weddings, will yell DON'T THROW THE BOUQUET NEAR ANY REDHEADS, I'M TOO PRETTY TO GET MARRIED.

3. Will sleep with your sister, IF she's also a redhead.

2. Will name first child Sylvester (Cat).

1. Will walk with a redhead in front of a Vegas wedding chapel and say "As long as everything else has gone wrong, we might as well get married." with hopes of being dragged in.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
01/18/2006 03:31 PM

1) Hell, we'll be relieved that it isn't purple.





I hate you...but I'd still do you.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/18/2006 04:10 PM

Hey, speigel, log in so I can maha you for that.

Shawn Roy 302 8
01/18/2006 06:11 PM

I'd like to see "Ten Reasons to date Hitler"

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/18/2006 06:24 PM

The name is A!

And I'm back in command!

Cause I'm the illest fuhrer

Representing Deutschland



Reich 1, reich 2, reich 3..

That's me! The master mind behind World War 3

No, 2! My bad! Oh well, start it over!

Been gone for so long but now I'm back and I'ma show ya!

Everybody Hitler-hatin when they speak my name!

But it's the new millenium and the Fuhrer has changed!

And what I bet yall didn't know is now I'm down with the jews!

The gypsies, homosexuals and retards too!

Cause I stopped burning people, started burning CD's!

Stopped battlin' the world, started battlin' MC's!

Just started bustin' rhymes, finally found my groove,

And now the S.S!! on my jacket stands for Super Smooth!!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/18/2006 06:26 PM

Is that the new K-Fed jam?



Sounds tight!

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/18/2006 06:27 PM

No one posted The Hitler Rap here?