Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/19/2005 07:56 PM

Every time you post... You should check for typos before hitting Submit.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/19/2005 07:57 PM

Every time you post...I think it will be about another dick-sucking episode...

Robin® 14,626 10
04/19/2005 07:57 PM

Every time you post... God kills a kitten.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/19/2005 07:57 PM

...the baby Jesus gets pierced in the heart with tiny needles?



...the new Pope gets that little bit sicker?



...a little foetus gets its superimposed wings?

ringworm 68,315 13
04/19/2005 07:59 PM

every time i post, your mom has an orgasm.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/19/2005 08:00 PM

BUUUUURN

Robin® 14,626 10
04/19/2005 08:00 PM

I have the urge to come back with a funny retort, but yeah, I'm not that funny.

KChiki - DemoMonkey is my hero... 128,175 98
04/19/2005 08:11 PM

Everytime I post, God kills the pope...



...oops...

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 08:15 PM

....

I am Jack's Liver 6,902 12
04/19/2005 08:36 PM

Every time you post... storm troopers kill an ewok.



Please think of the ewoks.







(Taken from that every time you masturbate thing.)

ringworm 68,315 13
04/19/2005 09:54 PM

well, duh.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/19/2005 09:56 PM

Every time you post, you click the "Submit" button.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/19/2005 10:00 PM

Every time you post...



...Baby Justine is impaled on a red hot trident.



...Terry Schiavo sucks Satan's c0ck.



...there's a on in three chance you will be responsible for crashing the server.



...you cast a vote for the fat guy in American Idol.



...there's another minute of your life lost.



...the terrorists win.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/19/2005 11:50 PM

I aquire more mahas.

I get confused as to how something I say and then I am quoted on gets more clickies to the quote.

Humphrey© 51,764 12
04/20/2005 12:05 AM

..... Hammerhead's trigger finger twitches.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 12:22 AM

<action>ducks!</action>

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/20/2005 01:01 AM

Everytime you post...it only seems kinky the first time.

newwave 45,912 10
04/20/2005 01:15 AM

I get confused as to how something I say and then I am quoted on gets more clickies to the quote.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 02:39 AM

Newwave likes the Coleridge!



I know I never said I would quote our fist encounter newwave but I had to just to see if this whole quote thing works.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/20/2005 02:41 AM

Newwave likes buttrock!







Wait, I don't think I'm playing this game right.

Loociam Straw - Under Metamorphosis 97,986 37
04/20/2005 02:43 AM

our fist encounter newwave



freudian!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 02:46 AM

Indeed, I must have hated pirates all my life, ARRRRRRRRRRR!

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 02:47 AM

I'm going to start keeping track of how many times SR types "fist" instead of "first."





I think it's up to about 40 already.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 02:50 AM

Some one slap this guy, I think his brain is skipping.

Loociam Straw - Under Metamorphosis 97,986 37
04/20/2005 02:55 AM

gesut



sneezus interruptus

Loociam Straw - Under Metamorphosis 97,986 37
04/20/2005 03:01 AM

I bet I wasn't still a sucking then!

jclast 1,443 8
04/20/2005 03:02 AM

Every time I post...



...GAB enters text adventure mode.



> Enter thread.

You are in a dark thread in the realm of GAB. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 03:06 AM

I wanna cast a spell!

jclast 1,443 8
04/20/2005 03:07 AM

No.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 03:09 AM

I wanna cast Magic Missle!

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 03:15 AM

<action>casts STFU</action>

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 03:20 AM

<action>waves arm franticly, trying to shout













Gives up and gives Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan the finger</action>

Wonderus Breadulus 3,319 10
04/20/2005 03:26 AM

Do you ever have anything worthwile to post, gesut?

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 03:28 AM

<action>gives back the finger</action>



I don't want this, I already have ten.



Plus, I have no idea where this thing has been.

Wonderus Breadulus 3,319 10
04/20/2005 03:35 AM

Oh, alright.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 03:35 AM

You didn't mind last night.



*Puts on Strategic Grill Locations, time for bed all*

23 Flavours of Megatron 3,360 9
04/20/2005 03:40 AM

Everytime you post a mexican crosses the boarder.

God_Sneezed 12 8
04/20/2005 03:45 AM

Everytime you post, another Tower falls.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/20/2005 08:59 AM

But every time you click, The Beam heals.

Virnomine 79,386 11
04/20/2005 09:07 AM

Everytime I post, I waste more company time.

Kake 55,555 14
04/20/2005 09:13 AM

. . .John Hargrave takes another swim in his crooge McDuck sized vault of Amazon.com trickle-down.

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/20/2005 10:18 AM

Every post you make

And every funny you take

Every link you break, every gabber you hate

I'll be watching you

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/20/2005 10:21 AM

Every time I post, everybody wins.







Except all of you.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/20/2005 10:27 AM

...I ruin GAB.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 09:53 PM

Thank you Demo, for letting me know I wasn't the only one who instantly thought "Dark Tower" on that post.

RedstaR Leader of the Red Army 1,068 8
04/20/2005 09:58 PM

Every time you post....



....It lights my hair on fire please stop!!!

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 10:00 PM

<action>Posts</action>







just for the pyrotechnics.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 10:11 PM

The monkeys rate you on a scale of 1 to 10.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/20/2005 10:13 PM

I score SR a -3 for his post.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 10:14 PM

Right on Monkey!

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 10:15 PM

<action>throws feces at SR</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/20/2005 10:16 PM

The monkeys rate you on a scale of 1 to 10.



And where on the 1 to 10 scale is negative three you ignorant Frost?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 10:18 PM

Good come back monkey.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 10:19 PM

<action>throws a comma at SR</action>

Robin® 14,626 10
04/20/2005 10:20 PM

Every time you post...



you remind people that the idiots are breeding.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/20/2005 10:21 PM

Hey SR...GO GET ME A MENU, you minimum wage table jockey.

Robin® 14,626 10
04/20/2005 10:33 PM

minimum wage table jockey



You say that like it's a bad thing. We can't all be rocket scientists and doctors.

Someone has to be there to take your abuse and spit in your food.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 10:40 PM

Keep trying, monkey.

Senior Destructor: Retired Monkeyvillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 10:43 PM

<action>gets bored with this, goes and masturbates in corner</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/20/2005 10:45 PM

Someone has to be there to take your abuse and spit in your food.



If you swallowed and weren't Injun by injection, you might be worth the $2.

Robin® 14,626 10
04/20/2005 10:45 PM

try the bathroom next time, the acoustics are better.

Robin® 14,626 10
04/20/2005 10:47 PM

I do swallow, why do you think he keeps me around?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 10:48 PM

You don't get it Irish, you're still a monkey.

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,026 15
04/20/2005 10:48 PM

Um, every time I post, the keitchen fleys away with teh spoon.

Shmoeda Globa 45 8
04/20/2005 10:49 PM

And if I refuse?

Shmoeda Globa 45 8
04/20/2005 10:51 PM

Every time SR posts, he gets another maha.

Senior Destructor: Retired Monkeyvillan 60,724 12
04/20/2005 10:54 PM

Looks like they tend to be from you...15 mahas? do we need to get into this with yet another one of you?

Robin® 14,626 10
04/20/2005 10:54 PM

Suicide Ranger

4/19/2005 10:50 pm



I aquire more mahas.



Already noted Spazz.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 10:55 PM

I aquire more mahas.



Every time SR posts, he gets another maha.



Scroll up some. You're repeating my jokes.

Shmoeda Globa 45 8
04/20/2005 10:59 PM

Ah man! y' caught me! I actually was the one maha'ing all of SR comments. Except for one of them. That one was todally random, though.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 11:02 PM

Shmoeda Globa I am impressed with you courage of admitting as the guilty maha(-er/ie?) Thank you now. TAKE THIS!

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/20/2005 11:14 PM

<action>notices that BIG has no Braves or Indians on his fantasy baseball team</action>

Oh, well that explains alot.

Ho-Down Hollis 7,284 14
04/20/2005 11:42 PM

Everytime you post, Goatse meets up with Paris Hilton and they make dirty monkey love.

Lunchbox and the Hole of Glory 14,650 10
04/21/2005 03:04 AM

<action>refuses to check to see if this has been posted...</action>



In mother russia, everytime posts you!

Lunchbox and the Hole of Glory 14,650 10
04/21/2005 03:05 AM

everytime you post, an emoticon gets its wings.

Lunchbox and the Hole of Glory 14,650 10
04/21/2005 03:06 AM

everytime you post, St. Shaivo dines with jesus while the devil prepares his forks for the flesh of democrats.



/chickens

Lunchbox and the Hole of Glory 14,650 10
04/21/2005 03:07 AM

...delicious flesh

Senior Destructor: Retired Popevillan 60,724 12
04/21/2005 03:10 AM

You know, for the longest time, I thought that tooth icon was a colorblind Klan member.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/21/2005 03:19 AM

Every time you post...



You put this thread at the top of the list again.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/21/2005 03:26 AM

Every time you post...



...a man comes up your front walk dressed in a kilt and plays "Some Enchanted Evening" on the bagpipes.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/21/2005 03:28 AM

Every time you post...



...someone will belch into a karaoke machine, and nobody will be able to tell the difference.

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/21/2005 03:31 AM

Every time I post, an angel gets his wings.

No, wait. That's what happens every time a bell rings.





Every time I post, I get one step closer to insuring my seat in Hell.

23 Flavours of Megatron 3,360 9
04/21/2005 03:32 AM

Everytime you post you prove to the world that you are a big idiot

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/21/2005 03:33 AM

Everytime I post SR waits for his girlfriend to defend him, then he calls me a monkey.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/21/2005 03:35 AM

Robin

4/20/2005 9:20 pm

Every time you post...



you remind people that the idiots are breeding.



See above post.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/21/2005 03:37 AM

That's right I use a woman as a shield!

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/21/2005 04:06 AM

Has Received 17,516 funny!



I guess not everyone thinks I'm a complete idiot when I post.



Have a nice day.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/21/2005 04:19 AM

Every time I post, an angel gets his wings.

No, wait. That's what happens every time a bell rings.



By the looks of this, I must have given at least 10 million of them wings this past Christmas season.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/21/2005 04:22 AM

I use a woman as a shield!</>



Wouldn't it be cheaper if you just got some Kotex?

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/21/2005 04:29 AM

Every time you post...



...someone sets you up for a classic insult.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/21/2005 04:31 AM

Oh what the hell.



Every time someone posts...



...it gets you quicker to 100 posts within the thread.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/22/2005 02:31 PM

promise, this is the last one.



Every time you post...



...Shaq misses a free throw.