I am Jack's Liver 6,902 12
04/19/2005 08:43 PM

At my highschool, one year they greased up the hallway from the cafe to the rest of a school which is a ramp type thing. Some retarded kid fell and broke his hip. The kind of retarded kid who wears a helmut because his bones are brittle.



No Joke.



Funny as Frost though.

EllaL 800 8
04/19/2005 08:43 PM

kudos and mystery meat to them

Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/19/2005 09:05 PM

My senior year, a friend of mine really wanted to get three pigs, number them 1, 2, and 4, and set them loose in the school. The year before us weilded a car around the flagpole in front of the school.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/19/2005 09:43 PM

well, as long as no animals had to die senselessly, that's just fine. some very brave individual (obviously not you) is a Frost-ing douche.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/19/2005 09:57 PM

stupid copycats who wants to be MIT students (why, God, WHY??!?!?!)

The High Priestess of Steaks 58,884 29
04/19/2005 10:09 PM

To get to my high school there are two main roads to use. In the morning they get pretty jammed for a small town. Senior Year, last day, a group of my class mates got on bikes and blocked up the roads. In my town, bikes are allowed on main roads (they looked this up) because the island is small. It would have taken me an extra 30 minutes to get to school if I hadn't been tipped off. They preceded to ride the bike to everyone of their classes.

Lamburger 33,017 9
04/19/2005 10:45 PM

Rob is in high school? BAN HIM.

Rob Borer 958 8
04/19/2005 10:51 PM

How many times do I need to go through this?

Lamburger 33,017 9
04/19/2005 10:54 PM

A likely story.

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/19/2005 10:56 PM

I love the fruity little lamb...

Lamburger 33,017 9
04/19/2005 10:58 PM

You should see my melons!

Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/19/2005 10:58 PM

Hey, he amuses me. And he's not an Emerson. Let's not be picky, hmm?

Eliot_NZ 1,300 9
04/19/2005 11:10 PM

At highschool the 7th form (final year) had their own common room, this was of course a privelage, not a right, yadda yadda yadda. The standing competition was to see who could get kicked out of it first and for longest, eventually it came down to how soon on the first day back you could get the entire year locked out.



The best prank to date was where a couple of guys managed to put two sheep (true New Zealand style) through an open window the Friday /before/ term started... Mmmm, come monday the common room was full of sheep Shakespeare. Not only were they all instantly kicked out, but the common room was closed for a week while they recarpeted! Nice effort!

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/19/2005 11:17 PM

Ummm... thanks for that.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/19/2005 11:37 PM

Seems like when you are 17 or 18 the concept of "what a prank is" includes being sinister.



I can assure you that as you get older the pranks that you might be proud of being a part of will be the clever ones, where no animals died, no property, (other than maybe your own) was destroyed or damaged, no individuals were defamed, or major rules or laws were broken.



If you can think of something that doesn't cross those lines, but still manages to produce an effect that stuns or baffles the rest of the student body and staff you deserve to be remembered.



Ringworm was right on with his comments. Those Frostwits you spoke so admiringly about, should have maybe concentrated on a feat that nobody would have expected them to pull off,(parents, friends, teachers, Kin-folk) and just graduated with the rest of their class.



If they were still allowed to graduate, then it seems an opportunity really to educate the whole town (or trailer court) was missed.

millie 116,988 28
04/19/2005 11:52 PM

No one ever did pranks when I was in high school.



Probably because most of us smoked pot before school, at lunch, and after school. We simply didn't give enough of a Shakespeare to play pranks.



We were amused, anyway.

The Pulchritudinous Napkin 30,762 12
04/19/2005 11:58 PM

I'm a duck!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/20/2005 12:00 AM

Seems like when you are 17 or 18 the concept of "what a prank is" includes being sinister.



I can assure you that as you get older the pranks that you might be proud of being a part of will be the clever ones were no individuals were defamed.



HA! This coming form a group of people that a few hours ago spent them flaming all of my posts.

Rob Borer 958 8
04/20/2005 12:03 AM

<action> finishes off a pie.</action>

Chit,



You really know how to make someone feel good about themselves. You almost made me want to apologize for even just telling the story, but instead, I'm going to eat away the pain.



Love,

Rob

Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome 161,353 14
04/20/2005 12:04 AM

I for one am looking forward to a subpoena from the Dept. of Homeland Security asking me to identify the IP of the mystery poster. Hooray for Big Brother!

Rob Borer 958 8
04/20/2005 12:05 AM

<action>continues to use his real name</action>

Loociam Straw - Under Metamorphosis 97,986 37
04/20/2005 12:52 AM

Considering how utterly lame the prank was, I predict that:



1. The pranksters will barely manage to graduate high school.



2. End up working as a high school janitor.



3. Be forced to clean up the mess from next year's class that decides they need to one-up the first prank.

NBL peaceprize winner John Hume 48 8
04/20/2005 12:58 AM

Our school's pranks mostly include dropping phallic symbols filled with various condiments into the commons... ahh, to be young and penis-obsessed again

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/20/2005 09:00 AM

So, our senior prank? We all handed the principal a quarter when he shook our hands at Graduation. He ended up with 382 (or so) quarters, and kept trying to stuff them into his pockets, hand them to others, dropped them on the floor - it was pretty funny. (I doubt it was ORIGINAL, but we liked it). Then, the last person who walked across stage stopped and made an announcement that the 90 or so bucks we gave him was to be donated into the memorial scholarship fund of a classmate that was killed in a car accident.



So, we bought some kid half of a college textbook.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/20/2005 09:39 AM

The local news coverage is calling this a "possible terrorist threat."



?



US out of Iraq or we will waste venison!

gorckat 41,132 13
04/20/2005 10:43 AM

News account, from Yahoo/AP, for your consumption.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/20/2005 11:01 AM

Voorhees High School



Jason Voorhees?

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/20/2005 11:02 AM

Are they sure they were rotting ANIMAL parts?

Coco 1,756 8
04/20/2005 11:23 AM

Last year, the final year at my school pranked the teachers by doing the sheep prank (mentioned above) of numbering them 1,2 and 4. The teachers spent the whole day looking for sheep #3. They also created 'Mr ****'s Kinky Love Shack' by placing empty vodka bottles, underwear, condoms and leather bondage gear around his music department.



Another time, the final year put a lot of alcohol in the staff room, causing our afternoon lessons to be highly amusing. They also locked them in the staff room during lunch, forcing them to drink the alcohol, of course.



Another year, they stole all of the roadwork signs around the town and put them around the school..a few got expelled for that one. The lamest, but also most effective, one was when they put string between the outdoor buildings (we had clusters of delapidated 'huts'), causing the younger ones to get stuck in the string.



Unfortunately, our head has banned 'muck-up day' this year, due to the arrests, expulsions, etc. that invariably go hand-in-hand with it.



Also, it caused a lot of problems with the younguns taking condoms home saying 'Mum, what's this?'

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/20/2005 11:25 AM

People from Jersey are ruining GAB.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/20/2005 11:51 AM

Last Saturday, a very brave individual(obviously, not me) and some brave companions(still not me) decided that the trend of lame-ass attempts at pranks is going to stop.



-Was following through on a lame-ass prank really the answer to ending the trend of lame-ass prank attempts?

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
04/20/2005 11:54 AM

The people at my school wern't into pranks but LOVED bomb threats. If there was a test in Eastern Civ. then there was a bomb threat that day.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/20/2005 12:02 PM

Also, it caused a lot of problems with the younguns taking condoms home saying 'Mum, what's this?'



Heh. "Mum."

daisypie 49,378 9
04/20/2005 12:06 PM

At least there's a silver lining:



GLEN GARDNER -- Every classroom in Voorhees High School will be sanitized before school opens today, two days after a bag of animal parts found hidden inside the cafeteria ceiling forced the building to close, Principal David Steffan said Tuesday.



"We're doing it as a precautionary measure," Steffan said. "We want to make sure the entire building is sanitary."



From here

Scratchy 2,750 12
04/20/2005 12:24 PM

The real news here is that something in New Jersey is getting sanitized. It's a first.