Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/19/2005 10:19 PM

IT WASN'T ME.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/19/2005 10:21 PM

You should stop calling her "dude"

dinesh 24,862 16
04/19/2005 10:23 PM

that's part of my charm.

Pope Briham X 38,843 10
04/19/2005 10:23 PM

What did you tell her?



"How's about trimming those bushes below your window? Almost got a splinter jerking off there last night?"



"I have an idea: I'll talk dirty while you babytalk. It'll be so hot!"



"Lets have a threesome with your sister!"

"She's only eight!"

"Yeah, so?"

The High Priestess of Steaks 58,884 29
04/19/2005 10:23 PM

She wants you. Now mosten this cloth with cloroform and go get your woman.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/19/2005 10:24 PM

<action>posts randomly</action>I'm pretty sure that I could beat the new pope at arm-wrestling.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
04/19/2005 10:30 PM

That's odd. I've never seen a girl on the internet go randomly crazy for no apparent reason.

dinesh 24,862 16
04/19/2005 10:30 PM

i made some offhand remark about buying her presents if she SMHT. i wasn't serious (and it's not the first time i've said stuff like that to her), but she acted all offended, so i made some snarky comment, then it turned out she really was offended.



i was dumbfounded, really. i certainly don't like putting people in awkward positions, so i feel bad about it, but i mean wtf? this was nothing different than she's heard from me 100 times before.



oh well, my loss i guess.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
04/19/2005 10:33 PM

You watch the West Wing. It is most definitely HER loss.

dinesh 24,862 16
04/19/2005 10:34 PM

damn, straight!



hey, what's your IM? are you wearing anything right now?

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/19/2005 10:34 PM

Sooooo... what you're saying is that if I send you a picture of my boobs I might get a present???

dinesh 24,862 16
04/19/2005 10:56 PM

yes, a present is guaranteed!*



*present not guaranteed.

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/19/2005 10:59 PM

Hey Dinesh,



I'M NOT A WOMAN!!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
04/19/2005 11:00 PM

Oh shyt anyway.

Fillet Steak 39,193 20
04/19/2005 11:00 PM

No no, Phla. That's Bankey. This is dinesh.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
04/19/2005 11:01 PM

I know. Bankey's seen them already.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/19/2005 11:04 PM

Frost off.



<Log out>

dinesh 24,862 16
04/19/2005 11:09 PM

i appreciate the help of all my gab bitches in my quest to see tits!



so... here i am with all these presents just lying around...

The Pulchritudinous Napkin 30,762 12
04/19/2005 11:47 PM

I'd suggest you look at some of my accopmlishments on IM to get a real feel for how to get a woman to SUHT or at least see Goatse, and Tubgirl, and Lemonparty.

millie 116,988 28
04/19/2005 11:48 PM

Dinesh, I can't understand why she got upset.



It seems you are always asking to see tits. I don't know how well this works for you, as it never has with me. But I didn't get mad at you for trying.



Anyway, if she knows you, she should be used to it by now. Maybe someone (her mom?) walked in and saw the screen, so she had to act like she was mad.

dinesh 24,862 16
04/20/2005 12:13 AM

i would say it's a wasteland of ridicule punctuated by moments of brilliance and joy.



i don't think there was any mom problem, since she lives alone afaik. and she was getting ready for a date.



it was very weird. that's all i can process of the event right now.

millie 116,988 28
04/20/2005 12:15 AM

What the Frost is afaik?



So, maybe her date came in?



(I was joking about her mom--trying to make it sound like you are a pervert, but since you took it seriously, I can only assume that you do spend a lot of time trying to get young girls to show you their boobs.)

dinesh 24,862 16
04/20/2005 12:35 AM

"as far as i know"



i boob beg off anyone old enough to be here in gab, millie, but i generally only IM regularly with those at about my emotional maturity level. you do the math.

Kittuns Resurection Taco™ 44,835 9
04/20/2005 04:21 AM

<action>Wonders why Dinesh doesn't IM her anymore unless she is topless.</action>

supergrover 4,517 9
04/20/2005 04:43 AM

really though, maybe someone did walk in and she had to act mad. I was going to say that maybe someone else was pretending to be her just for the hell of it. It could happen. Just wait and see if she ever talks to you again and try to find out what went wrong.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
04/20/2005 05:15 AM

She didn't log off. You were blocked!

Jajoba 1,357 10
04/20/2005 05:39 AM

Dunno what her problem is... I'll send you a picture of a nipple if you call me dude for the rest of the week.

Declan 'Velvet Jones' McManus 131,874 36
04/20/2005 06:18 AM

So that's why dinesh hasn't IM'd me since that one time home from the hospital!

The lovely Daggy 86,705 14
04/20/2005 08:36 AM

Dear Dinesh,



Do not contact me ever again, you filthy prevert.



Lots of love from Daggy.





P.S. Frost off.



Dude.

Virnomine 79,386 11
04/20/2005 09:13 AM

I think we're missing the obvious observation, maybe it was time for her vagina to bleed.

The lovely Daggy 86,705 14
04/20/2005 09:22 AM

Virnomine! What a crappy thing to say!









I am gonna be sooooooooooo pissed off once my mood elevators wear off.

dinesh 24,862 16
04/20/2005 09:37 AM

kittz...can you blame me? they are...ample.



super...eh, maybe. lame excuse, if so.



jaj...you got it, dude!



declan...wrong. you don't even have the decency to give a man a reacharound!



dags...heh, prevert. lots of love, my ass!



virn...possibly. lame excuse, though.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/20/2005 09:51 AM

I think you should stop trying to analyze her motives, apologize to her, and ...ummm... what was the third thing?



Oh yeah.



Stop asking to see her tits all the time!!



I swear to god, if women scientists ever invent a vibrator that will take out the garbage and pick up a dinner check my gender is doomed.

dinesh 24,862 16
04/20/2005 10:38 AM

hahaha, you are a funny man, demo. i don't know how you do it!