Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/21/2005 10:09 PM

I heartily endorse this event or product.

Ditdah did Hat 123,102 14
04/21/2005 10:14 PM

I'll be happy to sign it if you repeat it in plain english.

Antipope Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
04/21/2005 10:17 PM

Boots hasn't paid for his winning icon, and won't respond to e-mail about it. He should forefit his bid and thus bump Daggy into third, if she wants to pay and get her icon.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/21/2005 10:17 PM

I can't read legaleese.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/21/2005 10:19 PM

Some kind of contract or treaty I don't understand? Where do I sign??!!

Ditdah did Hat 123,102 14
04/21/2005 10:19 PM

I was kinda kidding.



Yes, I agree. If Daggy will pay up, then yes, she should get the icon since Boots is an indian giver.



(I know that's not actually the correct phrase, but I want to see how fast Ranger shows up.)

Ditdah did Hat 123,102 14
04/21/2005 10:20 PM

Shakespeare! Too late...



Hi Ranger! Did someone say I was talking about you? They were lying...

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/21/2005 10:23 PM

I like the term quoted by Jerry Sienfeld, "You're a giver taker backer."

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/21/2005 10:24 PM

We have been dealing with this for some time. Petitions are unneeded. I doubt I'm breaking any confidentiality in confirming that Daggy is getting an icon.



--Minion #4

Ditdah did Hat 123,102 14
04/21/2005 10:27 PM

So, is it going to be an upside-down globe???

Napkin's ± 30,762 12
04/21/2005 10:29 PM

<action>is redundant</action>I'll sign!

Kake 55,555 14
04/21/2005 10:58 PM

Some kind of contract or treaty I don't understand? Where do I sign??!!



Ok, I like you now.

Kake 55,555 14
04/21/2005 10:58 PM

I like the term quoted by Jerry Sienfeld,



damnit, so close, man.

Ditdah did Hat 123,102 14
04/21/2005 11:01 PM

Kake, I think you win the prize for changing your name the most in one day.

Kake 55,555 14
04/21/2005 11:03 PM

I just don't know what I'm FEELING today. Also, the name I had at work didn't carry over to home. did not know that

Ditdah did Hat 123,102 14
04/21/2005 11:09 PM

Logout of GAB and log back in - it's your cookies. Your name in the "Who's on" box is a newer one.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/21/2005 11:10 PM

I vote Yes.

Kake 55,555 14
04/21/2005 11:11 PM

I was voting for the red sox tonight, and they won!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/21/2005 11:20 PM

John, can I be a minion?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/21/2005 11:24 PM

So far, I have the winning vote.

newwave 45,912 10
04/21/2005 11:25 PM

John, can I be a moron? (Wait, too late.)

Sexual Harassment Turtle 181,783 70
04/21/2005 11:26 PM

Daggy's icon should be breasts being magnified behind a vodka bottle.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/21/2005 11:28 PM

$130

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/21/2005 11:35 PM

Some kind of contract or treaty I don't understand? Where do I sign??!!



Ok, I like you now.





There is the GAB I love.

At any time, one good Ha Ha and you are back on favorites list.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/22/2005 04:45 AM

but wasn't he part of a 12-way tie for 3rd?

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/22/2005 04:51 AM

Woohoo! I'm too late to help but I'm very very happy for Daggy anyway! Yea!

Mrs. Malaprop 86,705 14
04/22/2005 05:12 AM

I DISAGREE!





















Wait. What was the question?

Mrs. Malaprop 86,705 14
04/22/2005 05:13 AM

I want to be one of Jeffs onions!

Jajoba 1,357 10
04/22/2005 05:25 AM

I am but a simple girl from a third world ... oh man you've heard it all before...



I can't afford dollars okay! Who's willing to sponsor me? I'm still offering a nipple...

Phuc 237,919 21
04/22/2005 12:44 PM

1. This was proposed over a week ago and agreed upon by all minions. I would say that great minds think alike except that at the time I thought of it, half of my brain was at the cleaners, I was high on the oxycontin and I was possessed by the spirit of the late Paulie Shore.



2. Construction of Daggy's icon began at approximately 900 hours yesterday.



3. Since I'm the one doing all the work: Frost you. Petition all the Frost you want but unless you want to pay me, you can eat my black ass. I'm doing this because of the children.



--Minion #666

Phuc 237,919 21
04/22/2005 12:46 PM

P.S.



HH will never--repeat never--be a minion.

<action>puts on grovelling trousers</action>

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/22/2005 12:49 PM

Phuc puts on grovelling trousers



Jeff makes you wear pants with an easy access hole in the seat?

Phuc 237,919 21
04/22/2005 12:51 PM

reinforced knees.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/22/2005 12:52 PM

All you little minion cliquesters and your faggity personalized icons suck...



























...except BobJohnson. That guy and icon are AWESOME!

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/22/2005 12:54 PM

Works BOTH ways then.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/22/2005 12:59 PM

HH will never--repeat never--be a minion.



Can I run the ZUG store into the ground, now?

Phuc 237,919 21
04/22/2005 01:00 PM

Anyone want to petition to make BIG the master of teh mug?

Ditdah did Hat 123,102 14
04/22/2005 01:02 PM

Excuse me, but to run a cafepress store, don't you just design the Shakespeare? They deal with the shipping, money, ordering, etc???



Hell, I'll be happy to run it! I can do that while I'm at work, for chrissakes! I'll have Shakespeare o' plenty in there in a week!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/22/2005 01:13 PM

Paulie Shore is dead?

newwave 45,912 10
04/22/2005 01:16 PM

One can only hope.

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
04/22/2005 01:22 PM

HH - go eat a bowl of dick.



Minion#69

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
04/22/2005 01:24 PM

Are you done moving Minion 69? I had the impression you wouldn't be on til next week.

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
04/22/2005 01:28 PM

I'm not moving in until next weekend. So I have a lot more bowls of dick to dish out, N00b McN00benstein!

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
04/22/2005 01:30 PM

Duh! Look at the hat I'm wearing!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/22/2005 01:36 PM

Trae, you can diShakespeare out, but can you take it?



*prepares a bowl of Ollie dick*

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/22/2005 01:36 PM

<action>runs into thread, beats gorckat with helmet, runs out, stops to grab minion69's boobs</action>

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/22/2005 01:37 PM

Don't worry, it's not very filling.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/22/2005 01:38 PM

It's more like an apetizer. It just gets you more hungry, then you become sad when you realize you aren't getting anything else to eat.

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
04/22/2005 01:40 PM

Don't worry, it's not very filling.



Self-deprecation will get you nowhere. Just search up my posts for proof of that.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/22/2005 01:44 PM

I'm not moving in until next weekend.



Thank god, I still have time to get the bodies out of the basement.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/22/2005 01:45 PM

<action> clicks Ollie's post just to spite gorckat </action>

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/22/2005 01:47 PM

Oh I feel bad now... clickies for everyone!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/22/2005 01:48 PM

Thanks for the advice, gork. I obviously don't know how to get clickies.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/22/2005 01:48 PM

I AM NOT A MINION!



I AM A FREE MAN!

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
04/22/2005 01:51 PM

Thanks for the advice, gork. I obviously don't know how to get clickies.



Yeah- it was irony.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/22/2005 01:52 PM

I AM A FREE MAN!



But your icon wasn't.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/22/2005 01:57 PM

I'll irony your face.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/22/2005 05:48 PM

Daggy's Icon.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/22/2005 06:15 PM

Oooh! Oooh! Can I be minion #42? If that one's taken, how about #37?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/22/2005 06:22 PM

Wendy gave a great punch line! Here's the joke I see.



What did the lethargic Whore say to the indolent John?



Wendy Lady

4/22/2005 12:28 pm



I'm not moving in until next weekend.

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
04/22/2005 07:29 PM

Yeah that would be funny if:



a)I was a whore

b)You were here long enough to insult me

c)People cared what you said



You too can join HH in eating a nice big steaming bowl of dick.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/22/2005 07:30 PM

Whore!



</not an indian n00b>

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/22/2005 07:33 PM

Actually that schtick is already taken by Oliver, Hat.



godloveya

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/22/2005 07:34 PM

Don't talk to Hat that way, Whore.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/22/2005 07:36 PM

As the man who didn't wait for his turn at your last gangbang said: "I saw the opening, And I took it."

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/22/2005 07:39 PM

There were no men at my last gangbang.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/22/2005 07:39 PM

If I could translate it into German Shepard, I would. Really.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/22/2005 07:41 PM

I haven't done a German Shepard since they bombed Pearl Harbor!



GAB: Germans?



GAB: Shut up, she's on a roll...

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/22/2005 07:42 PM

<action> bows down </action>

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/22/2005 07:42 PM

Well, I'm pretty aroused.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/22/2005 07:43 PM

Nothing pretty about that, Oliver.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/22/2005 07:44 PM

Don't talk about Hat that way.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/22/2005 07:46 PM

I was talking about Hat bowing down. Shaddup, whore.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/22/2005 07:51 PM

Don't talk to Dogs Akimbo that way, fag.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/22/2005 07:53 PM

don't talk about fags that way, single mother.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/22/2005 07:54 PM

Well, I'm pretty aroused.

I was talking about Hat bowing down. Shaddup, whore.



This ranks up there with that time Declan called me Hot.





The crying shower session won't be as scalding this time though.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/22/2005 07:56 PM

don't talk about fags that way, single mother.



Now that crossed the line.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/22/2005 07:59 PM

the panty line?

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/22/2005 08:00 PM

You know better.

Antipope Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
04/22/2005 11:19 PM

Wait, wait just a damn minute. I actually think of something nice for someone else, hoping to get the community's backing, trying to help out a fellow GABber to get in on the icon goodness, even though she tried (and failed) to snipe the auction, and I get yelled at and told to eat a bowl of dick?



Frost you, Trae. You can eat my ass. I try to be nice for ONCE, and I get berated for it?



I had no idea Daggy was getting an icon. (I don't give a Shakespeare when Al gets it done) I didn't have a clue, until Roofie mentioned it in this thread. I wasn't complaining that she was getting one, I want her to be able to have one. I think it's only fair that she be allowed to decide whether or not she's willing to honor her bid.



Frost me sideways for trying to do the decent thing. I guess I won't make that mistake again.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/22/2005 11:29 PM

This is what it sounds like when sharks cry.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/22/2005 11:49 PM

Frost me sideways for trying to do the decent thing.



I thought sharks had thicker skin than that.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/23/2005 12:25 AM

There were no men at my last gangbang.



Don't talk about Hat that way.



Man, I can't even get an insult out correctly...

171,275 14
04/23/2005 01:15 AM

Dudes I totally think Chance deserves her own icon.

Guess my icon! 86,705 14
04/23/2005 02:15 AM

I seen a preview..... it's a taxi!

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/23/2005 02:37 AM

His drawings may be a little odd, but I wouldn't quite call them tacky.



Hey, so what was Boots' excuse for bailing out? Doogler was expected, but I'm sure boots had to come up with something a little better than "the dog ate my checkbook".

Phuc 237,919 21
04/23/2005 02:50 PM

Frost me sideways for trying to do the decent thing. I guess I won't make that mistake again.



Actually, I think I'll Frost you bent over an oil drum. Sans lube. With that codpiece from Seven. With a squadron of cheerleaders watching.



And if by "decent things" you mean being more annoying than an anal fissure soaking in lemon juice, please don't do us any more favors.



--Minion #666

daisypie 49,378 9
04/23/2005 03:01 PM

Why the hell would a squadron of cheerleaders want to watch that?!









...Well, I guess if they were these cheerleaders, than maybe...

Phuc 237,919 21
04/23/2005 03:12 PM

Why the hell would a squadron of cheerleaders want to watch that?!



Humiliations galore, my friend.



And Forgpop, Boots disappeared without a trace. Never answered emails or nothing. I hear it was because he posted Aerial photos of Area 51.

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
04/23/2005 05:10 PM

You know, I suspect Gab really isn't any more interested in grudges and private feuds than they are in love affairs. Both become tiresome remarkably fast.



I mention this for no reason.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/23/2005 05:38 PM

PRIESTESS DUMPED DEMO?!

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/24/2005 01:05 AM

It was because he sucked ass at The Family Feud.

Vainglorious Snork 45,655 12
04/24/2005 09:46 AM

I bet Boots' wife and/or significant other wasn't very happy with his purchase.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/24/2005 10:28 AM

I bet Boots' wife and/or significant other wasn't very happy with his purchase.







Maybe he ran out of gas. Or had a flat tire. He didn't have enough money for cab fare. Or his tux didn't come back from the cleaners. Maybe an old friend came in from out of town. Or someone stole his car. There was an earthquake. Or a terrible flood. Locusts!!



IT WASN'T HIS FAULT, HE SWEARS TO GOD.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 01:51 AM

Bump