Rob Borer 958 8
04/21/2005 11:45 PM

I'm writing about the incident for the Express-Times and would love

to hear some more about what you heard.



Our principal(you know how to spell "principal" if you remember that

he's your pal), David Steffan, told us today that we shouldn't

believe what the media tells us, and we shouldn't respond to them. I

would feel that I am betraying the trust that the student population

and the faculty and staff have at Voorhees if I were to disclose any

more information to you.



I also heard that Voorhees paid someone to do it as a publicity stunt.

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She later informed me that she was just doing some research, and she then thanked me for writing back.



What she didn't tell me was that she contacted my high school and told them about Zug!

Rob Borer 958 8
04/21/2005 11:45 PM

Note: all links NSFW



School starts normal enough, but during homeroom my teacher gets a call for me to go see the principal. It turns out that he isn't my pal after all. We had a nice conversation about how this incident has made him and the school look bad. He asks me to go onto GAB and show him what I wrote. The first thing I thought was that there might be a link to something that I wouldn't want to share with him. After he realizes that I'm a "stupid kid," he "lets me off the hook."



I think, "Wow, that was a waste of time," and proceed to go about the rest of my day.



Rumors spread like wildfire. Throughout the rest of the day, I hear people talking, and apparently "Some kid named Rob Borer made a website admitting to doing the prank." People are such idiots. I try to correct some people, but it seems futile, AND it is much more fun to add to the mayhem! I told some people that I was being framed, and everyone bought it up.



Things were going smoothly until halfway through the day, I was called down to the disciplinarian's office.

Rob Borer 958 8
04/21/2005 11:46 PM

Disciplinarian: Unless you give me a statement, I'm going to turn over your internet story to the police.



Me: What do you want me to state?



D: Tell me what you know.



Me: I don't know anything, I've just heard rumors.



D: Tell me the rumors.



He let me go, and told me to think about it and come back at 2:15 and tell him the rumors I knew, so I made a list.



Rumors

1. It was a deer

2. It was a rhino

3. Central[a close by high school] kids did it

4. It was supposed to not rot until yesterday for "Stoner's Day" -> stoners did it

5. The school paid people to do it for publicity

6. It was terrorism

7. Steve Bogda[a kid who was in school that day] was arrested and is now in jail



There is more, but I wrote so much already that I think I have bronchitis, or whatever that old secretary disease is.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/21/2005 11:54 PM

Heh...you're gonna get beaten up.

Antipope Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
04/21/2005 11:57 PM

or whatever that old secretary disease is.



Dirty scabbed over knees?

Fluro 14,139 11
04/21/2005 11:57 PM

that secretary disease is "Jiz in the eye"

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/22/2005 06:04 AM

You know you mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/22/2005 06:15 AM

a. I fully realize that this could all be a buzzkill this poster has put forth using a valid news story

b. KICKASS. Zug is now getting kids in trouble in some podunk high school somewhere.

c. You get what you deserve kid. I would guess that 98% of the kids who get in trouble for pranks in high school do so cause they can't help but brag about it to their peers where there is always at least one snitch. Your snitch is Google. There are no unread sites anymore. Well, other than www.bondcliff.net.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/22/2005 06:24 AM

Back in the day, there was a brief time where there were unmanned gas stations. You fed cash into the machines like you do into a coke machine now. Some smartass kid at my high school got cute and started feeding xerox copies of a dollar bill into the machines. VOILA! Free gas.



But the idjut got excited and told his friends. They got free gas. Then they got greedy and started selling xerox dollars for something like a quarter each around the school. Then some snoopy mom going through her son's wallet looking for a spare condom found the counterfiet and had her kid turn in the rest.



The next day the Secret Service was at our high school interviewing everybody and the first two kids were charged with a real-live felony.



See? Walk straight young Christians or your sins will come to light, even if it takes a horny MILF on the search for a condom to use on the lawn boy to do it.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/22/2005 10:08 AM

Oh for Pope Benedict 16's sake, BUMP.

Nachos, now with added corn 57,521 23
04/22/2005 10:20 AM

Because the thread's 50% Jesus icons?

newwave 45,912 10
04/22/2005 10:35 AM

And 33% chicken-choking icons.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/22/2005 11:05 AM

Well, that and it's funny as Shakespeare.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/22/2005 11:24 AM

Looks like we will find out if Rob is really 18 years old or not.







Whole thing smells like more than just rotten deer to me.

Rob Borer 958 8
04/23/2005 01:02 AM

UPDATE



Ok, basically the school has given up on trying to get any useful information about me, and they have told me that "they know who did it," and "will be interrogating them later today." (already happened)



On a funnier note:



I didn't forget about the reporter who narked me out to the school authority, and I decided to get some revenge. Once again, here is the exact copy of my email, and her response.

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Sara,



I just wanted to thank you for everything you have done for me. I

really feel that I can trust you, and the Express Times, with my

anonymity and all the information that I have to give. No other form

of media shows the character that I have seen from you, and

furthermore, you are a role model - no, an idol - to all the young

reporters out there.



Keep up the good work,



Rob Borer



Rob -



I'm flattered. Glad to know you feel that way. If you'd like to talk, please give me a number where I can reach you.



-Sara

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I don't think she got the joke.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/23/2005 01:08 AM

Me, neither.

Rob Borer 958 8
04/23/2005 01:12 AM

Every time I pause, I put a comma.



I was jumping rope in the attic before I typed.

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/23/2005 01:14 AM

Your E-mail should have stated: "Thank you for your profound interest in me, though I have decided that stalking you and your family is the only course of action to satisfy the rage you have instilled in me by trying to bring this situation further into public view. By the way, how well do the brakes on your car work? Just curious."



Regards,



Rob Borer