Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/23/2005 01:03 AM

So you were frightened and sweaty and drenched in water and the guy didn't stick around to enjoy the view?



That was a totally gay Mexican.

Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/23/2005 01:05 AM

The obvious solution would have been to run him down. Then his friends.



Repeat.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/23/2005 01:39 AM

So your little brother goes to the same college as you do? Neat.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/23/2005 02:12 AM

Now MY day is shot. I missed seeing a beautiful redhead in a wet T-shirt.

Tabula Rasa, teacher fetishist extraordinaire 14,056 9
04/23/2005 02:13 AM

I certainly hope you're not trying to be a smartass. It's not a secret I'm still in high school (yes, yes, I'm legal, I can scan the driver's ID for verification).

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/23/2005 02:20 AM

I'm not being sarcastic. I just have a major weakness for redheads.

Napkin's ± 30,762 12
04/23/2005 04:23 AM

Aww Tabby, wet shirt or not, we'll love you anyway.























More if the shirt is wet though.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/23/2005 04:53 AM

<action>being serious now</action>



Tabby, I can sympathise with you with the bad morning.



I actually had three bad days this week at work, and was EXTREMELY lucky not to have gotten fired.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/23/2005 05:03 AM

Ok that's it. You're fired.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/23/2005 09:21 AM

Why were you sleeping in your car?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/23/2005 09:53 AM

That's a good question, Chickens. I would have thought if she had to be at school an hour early, she would've headed straight for the teachers' lounge.

Hippie Filly 39,193 20
04/23/2005 12:13 PM

Yeah, me too. Knowing her teacher fetish and all....

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/23/2005 12:44 PM

<action>closes door and drops leather satchel on desk</action>Okay, class, settle down.



Bueller?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/23/2005 12:53 PM

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/23/2005 12:57 PM

Thank you, Simone.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/23/2005 12:57 PM

No problem whatsoever.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/23/2005 01:03 PM

Damn. The drummer always gets the girl.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/23/2005 02:44 PM

Sorry, Tabz. It was my fault. I hired those mexican guys to teach your racist ass a lesson.



















I paid them each a shiny new penny.

Tabula Rasa, teacher fetishist extraordinaire 14,056 9
04/23/2005 03:41 PM

I would've gone to the teacher's lounge, but I wasn't scheduled until Wednesday.

Itchy Gooch 439 9
04/23/2005 04:10 PM

I know it's a comedy site but I'm really getting tired of your racist comments. It's really sad how every other thread has something about Mexicans and suddenly its funny.



That story was obviously fabricated and even so it sucked, but it has got a full tube because it had the word Mexicans in there. I hope you die really soon you racist slut.

Flaminsky 379 10
04/23/2005 04:21 PM

Shut up, Gringo.

Tabula Rasa, teacher fetishist extraordinaire 14,056 9
04/23/2005 04:36 PM

Yep. I'm racist. I've dated a Chinese guy and a Mexican one, and Frosted a Cuban in a hearse.



You're just jealous you can't get any of my gringo ass.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/23/2005 04:39 PM

<action>wonders about this word Mexicans</action>So, you're saying that if a post has the word "Mexicans" in it, it will get lots of clickies?



Is it just "Mexicans" plural, or would "Mexican" singular also work?



Does it work if "Mexicans" is in quotation marks, rather than just out there, like, The guys who do my yard aren't Mexicans; I think they are from Central America.



And can the word "Mexican" be implied, like, My brother is sooo stupid, he thinks manual labor is the president of Mexico?



And is "Guatemalans" funny?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
04/23/2005 05:07 PM

Considering Tabby's proximity to the Mexican border, there's a very good chance that the guy was from Mexico, so just calling him Mexican wouldn't be racist. Mexicans don't mind being called Mexicans any more than Canadians mind being called Canadians.



Now, alledging that his cousins might work in a sweatshop for Wal*Mart's clothing suppliers ight be considered racist, but it's really a commentary on the evils of Wal*Mart. You know they built a Wal*Mart in Mexico on top of an Aztec burial ground? That's eeeeevil!

Robin® 14,626 10
04/23/2005 05:39 PM

Gooch, didn't you get the memo, it's Mexican insults this month, I think next month is the Pollacks.

Loociam Straw - Under Metamorphosis 97,986 37
04/23/2005 05:47 PM

The Mexicans are just pissed off because we chomped their asses at the World Cup.

Itchy Gooch 439 9
04/23/2005 06:20 PM

I was serious. I'm very proud to be Mexican. It's just that the way some of you use the word is offensive. I'm hardly the uptight kind and laugh if someone calls me a beaner in a joke kind of way.



It's just that particular post would have made no difference if that person insulted Mexicans in general, and I find it demeaning that its funny to some of you.



Sorry that's how I feel. Goddamned crackers.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/23/2005 07:09 PM

Damned spics.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/23/2005 08:23 PM

The term Mexicans wouldn't be derogatory if you didn't come from the Shakespearehole of north america. But you do. Mexican.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/23/2005 08:33 PM

Don't you have a lawn to mow or something?

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/23/2005 08:51 PM

He's too busy polishing the 24 inch chrome wheels on his 78 cutlass with the primer showing through the original paint.

Miracles 22,430 0
04/23/2005 08:52 PM

I bet it has a chain steering wheel too, Holmes.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/23/2005 08:57 PM

That's it. I'm callin INS.

fiancé Lila 78,555 13
04/24/2005 10:22 AM

I'm callin NIN!

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/24/2005 10:27 AM

I'm callin' bullShakespeare.



I don't think Itchy Gooch is Mexican at all. He's never called anyone ese, he's not wearing a flannel shirt, and he hasn't rigged his icon with hydraulic shocks to make it bounce up and down when he stops to post.