Phla Mignon 103,496 13
04/23/2005 10:55 AM

Neither financier seized... why do I bother anymore?

Dianada 23,595 15
04/23/2005 10:55 AM

You

Traclo 74 5
04/23/2005 10:56 AM

Sorry about the crappy thread, but I was shocked by that mouth

Dianada 23,595 15
04/23/2005 10:56 AM

I'm sorry, that was mean.

Phla Mignon 103,496 13
04/23/2005 11:06 AM

All right. Fess up. Why do I see yellow? Whose finger slipped?

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
04/23/2005 11:15 AM

I did not kill clickie my wife Traclo. But know this, I will not rest until I do find the real killer clickie-er.

Dianada 23,595 15
04/23/2005 11:17 AM

I was on the bus today and this old woman sat next to me and she smelled like a finely seasoned STEAK!



I thought of you, Phla.

Frogpop 155,735 12
04/23/2005 11:26 AM

Was she wearing Blue Blockers too?

Dianada 23,595 15
04/23/2005 11:33 AM

You avoid eye contact on the Metro here, Froggie. Unless you want to get bad touched.









Which I don't!

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
04/23/2005 11:37 AM

What do we talk about when the topic is chat?





Oh I know...







Hi all! a/s/l?

Frogpop 155,735 12
04/23/2005 11:45 AM

Unless you want to get bad touched.





With Phla..?

I'll risk it.

Armored 3,910 6
11/16/2005 11:33 AM

Holy Shakespeare. What grave did you dig this corpse out of?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 11:37 AM

Bumped threads with me in them make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.



Or maybe it's that live bear I swallowed.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 11:39 AM

Was it a koala bear?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 11:40 AM

Ko allah.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 11:41 AM

Ko allah back, yo.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 11:42 AM

I think I just told God to screw himself in arabic.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 11:42 AM

When God orgasms, who's name does he yell?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 11:43 AM

"Oh me"

Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,704 6
11/16/2005 11:44 AM

Yours, BIG. Yours.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 11:44 AM

Or Johnny Cash.

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,144 7
11/16/2005 11:45 AM

As always, Phla knows the answers to the world's strangest questions.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 11:45 AM

As in he yells, "Oh me" or he yells, "Oh Phla"?

Ashleighster 464 5
11/16/2005 11:45 AM

OH please...

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 11:46 AM

She has a Magik Seven Ball that has all life's answers.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,083 10
11/16/2005 11:47 AM

Hey, people! This pineapple person needs some help on his/her homework. You are totally ignoring him/her.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 11:47 AM

Oh please. It's a cube.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 11:48 AM

A four dimensional cube?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 11:53 AM

You've seen it?



Could you tell me where it is?

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 11:58 AM

Its in the over behing the toaster and the rubber ducky.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 11:59 AM

Holy Shakespeare, stupidity IS contagious.





Because it is in the oveN behinD the toaster and the rubber ducky.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 12:00 PM

The joke's on you fool! I have no toaster!



*cries at her toasterlessness*

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,144 7
11/16/2005 12:01 PM

Wait, Phla keeps her toaster in the oven? You must really like that Shakespeare burnt to a crisp.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 12:03 PM

I don't keep anything *near* my oven. That Froster turns itself on.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 12:03 PM

Then what do you use as a bath toy?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 12:05 PM

My hairdryer.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 12:05 PM

Hey Phla are you going to be the ball girl for the Ping Pong World Championship again?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 12:06 PM

Shock therapy haszzzz done wonderszzzzz for my pszzzzzzzychological well-being.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 12:06 PM

I thought that was just the Parkinson's.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 12:06 PM

That's ridiculous. How would I hide behind that tiny net?

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 12:08 PM

Scrunching up really small.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 103,496 13
11/16/2005 12:11 PM

Nah. It would take time away from my Extreme Ironing training.



Seriously. I have a calendar and everything.

Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
11/16/2005 12:14 PM

And if you have a calendar its official.



I have a calendar with 14th Century Hippo Poachers on it, I am not sure what that means.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:17 PM

You bitches have no respect for my homey pinapple do you...?



He needs help with some homework.

Phuc 231,372 13
07/07/2006 12:06 AM

I nearly shat myself reading this thread.



Luckily, the turtle is back in his shell.

Return of the Sun of the Rockin Donkey 19,207 10
09/09/2006 10:24 AM

bump

Millie 107,083 10
09/09/2006 10:25 AM

Yeah, I know, this place is like a Frost-ing chat room tonight.



So what? I'm bored.

Return of the Sun of the Rockin Donkey 19,207 10
09/09/2006 10:25 AM

Me too.



Holy Shakespeare, I just realized it's after 1:00 there. About time for bed isn't it, Mills?

Millie 107,083 10
09/09/2006 10:31 AM

Yes it is.



I have to work tomorrow!

Return of the Sun of the Rockin Donkey 19,207 10
09/09/2006 10:32 AM

Hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

Millie 107,083 10
09/09/2006 10:33 AM

Thanks!

Dogs Akimbo 158,774 11
09/09/2006 10:35 AM

Where're you going? I was gonna make espresso.

Return of the Sun of the Rockin Donkey 19,207 10
09/09/2006 10:41 AM

I ain't drinking that. You always squirt a load in your espresso.

Dogs Akimbo 158,774 11
09/09/2006 10:46 AM

Not always.



That's what makes it interesting.