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Lately I've been a zombie. Complete with the brains lusting and slow stagger. Actually, I've worked 8 1/2 hour days in the kitchen for the past 6 days. Today the school had a function with lots of potential students there. We had food and music. Danceing to the steel drums, I was trying to balance my tray of shrimps on my head while danceing. I broke the tray. And got in trouble. I'm tired. I've been forbidden from dancing.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752  37
04/23/2005 09:01 PM
Forbidden from dancing?! This sounds like a job for... Kevin Bacon!
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Clint McPants - A pawn in game of life 19,555 11
04/23/2005 09:06 PM
I was trying to balance my tray of shrimps on my head while danceing.
I think we have identified the problem.
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The High Priestess of Steaks 58,884 29
04/23/2005 09:09 PM
It was steel drums! I can't resist that! It's like a DJ playing the Electric Slide at a middle school dance. Everyone becomes a automatron and dances. The pull is irisistable.
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Miracles 22,430 0
04/23/2005 09:10 PM
Did you drop it like it's hot?
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The High Priestess of Steaks 58,884 29
04/23/2005 09:15 PM
Nah, the tray was cool. These were chilled shrimps.
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Clint McPants - A pawn in game of life 19,555 11
04/23/2005 09:18 PM
These were chilled shrimps.
Alas, now they are spilled shrimps.
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Miracles 22,430 0
04/23/2005 09:21 PM
That was dumb.
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Dr. McRib 13,155 9
04/23/2005 09:22 PM
Did you save any of the spilled shrimps, or were you just mean and threw them away? Because college freshman will eat anything off the floor as long it's been there less than five hours.
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Miracles 22,430 0
04/23/2005 09:59 PM
That's true, McRib. Spilled shrimp is way better than Ramen noodle. Freshman live on Ramen.
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Napkin: Full of Ls 30,762 12
04/24/2005 12:29 AM
Freshman live on Ramen.
Caveman live on rocks. RAAWWWRR!
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daisypie 49,378 9
04/24/2005 12:44 AM
You were dancing the LAMBADA, weren't you, Priestess?
Don't you know it's the forbidden dance?!
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Bing the Sad Rodeo Clown 20 8
04/24/2005 03:03 AM
That's true, McRib. Spilled shrimp is way better than Ramen noodle. Freshman live on Ramen.
Motto of upperclassmen at college: "Freshmen girls, get 'em while they're thin."
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David Moss 4,125 10
04/24/2005 03:17 AM
The key to not dropping Traes is to keep them in the full upright position.
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Napkin: Full of Ls 30,762 12
04/24/2005 03:20 AM
Hahaha Shut the Frost up
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DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
04/24/2005 09:01 AM
It was steel drums! I can't resist that!
Wait a minute!
Priestess is black?
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/24/2005 09:04 AM
Dropping Trae's what?
And thanks for not creating a separate, vapid thread for this one lame joke can be deposited above
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/24/2005 01:59 PM
Freshmen girls, get 'em while they're thin.
Especially the retarded ones.
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Turgid Stars 26 9
04/24/2005 07:02 PM
Even better, shrimp-y flavord Ramen
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