Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
04/24/2005 12:51 AM

23.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
04/24/2005 12:51 AM

And then Jack Bauer would come and rescue Vlad.

The High Priestess of Steaks 58,884 29
04/24/2005 12:53 AM

What the hell are you talking about? Swimming?

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/24/2005 12:54 AM

My magic number is -2457





I am a big Poe.

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
04/24/2005 12:58 AM

So I get to choose your opponents from -4914 sugar hyped little monsters?



Cooool!

Delightful Delirium 296 9
04/24/2005 01:13 AM

Negative kids means you can only pick from the ranks of the unborn.







I'd decimate their sorry little fetal asses!

daisypie 49,378 9
04/24/2005 01:28 AM

I could probably handle ALL the girls, but it might take a while...

Flaminsky 379 10
04/24/2005 01:36 AM

*Insert Michael Jackson joke here*

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/24/2005 01:41 AM

There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.



I'm sorry, but I'll require a larger than standard-issue cup before this goes any further.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/24/2005 02:01 AM

My magic number's 0.





Multiply that, bitch.

Napkin: Full of Ls 30,762 12
04/24/2005 02:18 AM

0 is really an abstract. It's not a number. Choose a bigger one. Poe.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/24/2005 02:21 AM

Wha..umm...





I'LL ABSTRACT YOU!

Napkin: Full of Ls 30,762 12
04/24/2005 02:22 AM

By the way, me and a friend debated how many 5 years old we could take on. The rules were:



If I have a weapon, each kid gets the same weapon.

Since the idea is hypothetical, so is the setting: an infinite plane (surface, not voom voom)



Thats it I think.



My weapon would be a metal box stuck to the ground, with a minigun in it, with an infinite number of rounds. However, you need to do long division to open the box.

Lamburger 33,017 9
04/24/2005 02:27 AM

<action>doesn't read the thread</action> Two in each hole.



Wait. What was the question?

Flaminsky 379 10
04/24/2005 02:37 AM

3.1415

Lamburger 33,017 9
04/24/2005 02:39 AM

Shut your pie hole!

Delightful Delirium 296 9
04/24/2005 02:43 AM

It's a good thing pi's are round and not squared...

jclast 1,443 8
04/24/2005 02:51 AM

42.



It's the answer to all questions whose answer is a number.



This thread is now officially over. Thanks for stopping by.

Robin® 14,626 10
04/24/2005 02:59 AM

<action>Computer type voice.



The only winning move is not to play.

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
04/24/2005 09:08 AM

How old are the kids?



Are you allowed to kill them?



And what's to keep them from bull rushing you against the wall and causing you to forfeit when you touch it?



I mean sure, this is a good idea and all, but it needs to be filled out a little before FOX will pick it up.

EllaL 800 8
04/24/2005 01:09 PM

i 3.14159265358979



ha! beat that! fractions of children and they're imaginary!!



<action>pushes up glasses</action>

EllaL 800 8
04/24/2005 01:10 PM

i'd love to stay and see how this pans out, but I've got a babysitting job in about 20 minutes... gotta....get some stuff ready...

Itchy Gooch 439 9
04/24/2005 01:24 PM

I'm sure I can demolish/mame a couple of them, but I doubt anyone can take down more than six or seven.



On another note, did you all know the word "babysitting" comes from ancient egypt where pharoahs would sit on babies to bless them with his gases. Just a fun fact.

millie 116,988 28
04/24/2005 01:40 PM

I doubt I could even take on one kid. Kids are evil and stronger than they look.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/24/2005 01:43 PM

All I know is that if they made this into a video game, I'd line up on release day to buy a copy. All the satisfaction of pummeling a gang of kids, without the annoying jail time.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/24/2005 01:43 PM

Especially the retarded ones.

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
04/24/2005 03:03 PM

I wonder if the video game version of this would contain the same amount of kids biting down on nutsacks as the real game would.

young and needed the money 40 9
04/24/2005 03:12 PM

more than last time.

onomiyaki 223 9
04/24/2005 06:39 PM

Its been done

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
04/24/2005 07:50 PM

<action> Notices that another n00b waddeled out from the shallow end of the gene pool</action>OMFG!??? It's been done???? Maybe, just maybe, that is why it says "Stolen from another board" at the top of the page?

onomiyaki 223 9
04/24/2005 10:08 PM

Ah, Shakespeare...

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
04/24/2005 11:06 PM

Make that gene puddle.

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
04/25/2005 12:58 AM

I have no idea how many I could take, but this idea is so damned cool, im going to turn it into some sort of computer game.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/25/2005 01:40 AM

How many WHAT could I handle? "Kids" are mentioned, but what age? Cause the number of 2 year olds compared to the number of 18 year olds my be slightly different.

Trixxie 65,026 15
04/25/2005 09:15 AM

My record is seven, We are talking about dicks up your ass right?

Pistolet 10,071 9
04/25/2005 09:35 AM

Trixxie, we're always talking about dicks up your ass.

Feckoff 2,552 9
04/25/2005 10:30 AM

Since it specifies American kids you should pick a Big Mac as your weapon.



Throw it in the middle of them and watch the little whales kill each other for it.

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
04/25/2005 04:54 PM

How many WHAT could I handle? "Kids" are mentioned, but what age? Cause the number of 2 year olds compared to the number of 18 year olds my be slightly different.



C.R.A.P.!.!.One...I need to learn to proof read when I copy and paste....That should be 5 year olds....

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/25/2005 05:00 PM

Hmmm... I think I'd pick up the closest one by his ankles and just start spinning in circles. I think that would make a funny noise.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/25/2005 05:03 PM

Two in each hole.



So. Something.

Lamburger 33,017 9
04/25/2005 07:13 PM

C.R.A.P.!.!.One...I need to learn to proof read when I copy and paste....That should be 5 year olds....



This completely changes things.



Three in each hole.

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
04/25/2005 08:14 PM

Lamb, I'll toss a bunch of epileptics in there for your.....convinience.

Filly 39,193 20
04/26/2005 12:22 AM

How many do ya got?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/21/2005 02:09 PM

somehow I find this deserving of resurrection.... or have I had too many beers

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/21/2005 04:00 PM

Meh. I liked this one better.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
08/21/2005 09:08 PM

If you pick up the first kid by the ankles and start swinging them around quickly in circles, you could take out a lot of the others with head-to-head shots.



I get dizzy pretty quickly, though, so I'd say no more than 9.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/21/2005 09:24 PM

Probably five. They can be slippery wee Frosters.



...

I'm taking a kid's club tomorrow morning. Several four-five year olds, hyped up on sweets and the fact it's summer.



So I'll be able to give a much more accurate guess tomorrow afternoon.