MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
04/24/2005 04:06 PM

FCC now works with 15,000 cheerleaders a year in faith-based camps and competitions, with a staff of 100 coaches. CCA teaches 7,000 cheerleaders a year and recently built a 27,000-square-foot gym.



FCC? Hmmmm..., sure, it was taken out of context, but interesting though. And what could possibly go wrong with 100 coaches and 15,000 high school chearleaders?

We all know how carefully they do background checks in church organizations.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/24/2005 04:22 PM

MaddMatt: I don't think the 15,000 cheerleaders are all there at the same time. That's the figure for the entire year. So the cheerleader-to-coach ratio is probably much better than you think.



Anyway, long story short, if the police ask you about 14,000 missing cheerleaders, don't mention my basement.

Lunchbox and the Hole of Glory 14,650 10
04/24/2005 05:16 PM

When I used to go to cheerleading camps in high school, it was awesome because literally it was 3,000 girls and 7 guys. And back then I was straight, too.

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
04/24/2005 05:30 PM

I don't think the 15,000 cheerleaders are all there at the same time. That's the figure for the entire year. So the cheerleader-to-coach ratio is probably much better than you think.



Anyway, long story short, if the police ask you about 14,000 missing cheerleaders, don't mention my basement.



I stand corrected.

But, can't a man just dream? I had already faxed my resume and a couple of cheers.



And, Mums the word if you can maybe spare about 10 out of your 14,000. I'm not quite awesome enough for that many.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/24/2005 05:43 PM

-They where 15.000 girls alone in the forest. With nothing to do and no clothes to wear, they resorted to pillow fights and hot showers. Coming this summer, starring Tracy Handey Vicki Howell and Jaime Fulton, it's...



The Fellowship of Christian Cheerleaders

Dweezil S Meniketti [Electric Hoedown] 77,546 17
04/24/2005 05:46 PM

And back then I was straight, too.



That's a hot one.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/24/2005 05:51 PM

And back then I was straight, too.



No you weren't

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
04/24/2005 06:05 PM

"We think it can even be an act of worship," said John Blake, FCC's event coordinator.



ALLRIGHT!



OK!



Jesus, Jesus, He's our man!



If he can't do it,



YOUR UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SATANIC DEVIL WORSHIPERS AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY, AND LOSE THE GAME!



Yay! Go team!

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/25/2005 01:05 AM

We think it can even be an act of worship



Like, anyone can feed the hungry or tend the sick, but it takes a real Christian to cheer.

And when we say "Like, omigawd!" we like totally mean it.

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/25/2005 01:14 AM

There is something wrong with Spicey using the word Poe.

Whistler P. McManus 186,036 44
04/25/2005 01:36 AM

Smite them down

Smite them down

Waaaaaaaaay down!

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 01:38 AM

FCC = Fraudulent Coleridge Creampasteries

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/25/2005 01:44 AM

To be honest, I like it when Cheerleaders scream 'Oh God.' It lets me know I am finally doing something right.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 01:45 AM

Go team go

and beat those beasts



'Cause if we lose

here come the priests.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 01:50 AM

2-4-6-8,

It's a sin to masturbate!

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/25/2005 01:54 AM

Luckily Jesus is very forgiving.

Robin® 14,626 10
04/25/2005 02:05 AM

Jesus may for give you, but God will smite you blind!

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 02:09 AM

She's got the rack, he's got the pecs,

Shame on you: pre-marital sex!

Spicey McHaggis 117,755 37
04/25/2005 10:27 AM

There is something wrong with Spicey using the word Poe.



The Lords of Acid made me do it.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/25/2005 10:31 AM

Be

Repentant

Be be

Repentant