Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/25/2005 02:56 AM

Well, I can tell you're not at least.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 03:04 AM

- If you ever recorded an idiot over the phone and put it over the air.

Frogpop 173,153 25
04/25/2005 03:07 AM

-People keep stabbing you and shooting you and drowning you, but you just. won't. die!



Also, you Gab.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 03:08 AM

-You've run a cafepress store into the gound.



-You've paid for a personalized icon.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 03:10 AM

<action> have used action tags to correct spelling in previous posts, puts R into previous post</action>

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 03:12 AM

- If Cafepress begs you to use EBay instead of their site to sell your wares.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 03:17 AM

- If the mention of the word turkey makes you reach out for the nearest paper bag.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 03:21 AM

-If bukkaki reminds you of a bad sushi resturant.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 03:27 AM

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Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 03:29 AM

If you've read Whistler P. McManus's entire Biography.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/25/2005 03:36 AM

You travel half way around the world to stalk meet Gabbers

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 03:40 AM

-have made feeding tube/ dead pope/ duct tape/ chloroform jokes in public, and don't understand why people get upset.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 03:40 AM

- If you call in sick for work and start posting here.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 03:46 AM

- If you call it a full pee tube, does the other end mean the Shakespeare list?



-If you ask stupid questions about the pee tube.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 03:51 AM

If you think the 16th post in this thread is true.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 03:54 AM

-you know how to link to specific posts in threads to make life easier on other GABbers.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 03:59 AM

- What you posted is funnier than the starting material of the thread.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 04:00 AM

-you're wondering why Lila changed her name to start this thread.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 04:02 AM

-You clickie a good burn aimed at yourself.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 04:02 AM

- You yell out SUYT in church, instead of Hallelujah.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 04:04 AM

-you're wondering why Lila changed her name to start this thread.



Nope. Guess again.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 04:05 AM

- If you set other people up for clickies with your threads.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 04:06 AM

-You know how to identify another masquerading gabber by highlighting at a certain place in each post...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 04:07 AM

-you know that by hovering the mouse over a screen name you can see who that person is no matter what they change their screen name too.



-you make references to people most commonly associated with certain icons.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 04:09 AM

<action> - Thinks that last comment is juct catty.</action>

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 04:09 AM

<action> - Thinks that last comment is just catty.</action>

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 04:10 AM

- If you want all clickies to that second action tag, not the first one.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 04:16 AM

- You prepare a sermon while on Gab.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 04:24 AM

- You keep multiple tiled windows of different Gab conversations open so as not to miss a beat.

Whistler P. McManus 186,036 44
04/25/2005 04:28 AM

If you've read Whistler P. McManus's entire Biography.





Who are you? Sick Frost.

Whistler P. McManus 186,036 44
04/25/2005 04:30 AM

You yell out SUYT in church, instead of Hallelujah.





Church.



Right.



Soooooooo not a GABber.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 04:38 AM

Who are you? Sick Frost.



It was meant as a compliment: any Gabber who has read your (very long) biography all the way through must be thorough, ergo "diehard".

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 04:41 AM

- When you get The Salvation Army to be the first to post a SUYT comment in a Jeff Foxworthy rip-off thread..

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/25/2005 04:43 AM

<action>appologizes to Jeff Foxworthy</action>

Declan 'Velvet Jones' McManus 131,874 36
04/25/2005 05:04 AM

There are two GABbers who go to church on a regular basis.



The other one is Chickens.







I feel so dirty now

Pistolet 10,071 9
04/25/2005 09:40 AM

Does John go to church regularly or just when he wants to get off?

Ditdah did Hat 123,110 14
04/25/2005 09:42 AM

- You keep multiple tiled windows of different Gab conversations open so as not to miss a beat.



Shakespeare - people DO that? It's not THAT hard to keep up.



Moron. Give Lila her icon back.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/25/2005 09:56 AM

- When you dream about GAB

- When you have dated Gabber(s)

- When you have hosted several GAB gatherings.

- When you wear underwear with your GAB icons on it.

- When you start getting upset about happenings on GAB more then you do about what happens in the real world.

- When you purposely set your alarm to wake up before your S/O so you can post w/out them knowing what you're doing. It's like cheating but not.

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/25/2005 12:18 PM

- When you have dated Gabber(s)

Define "dating". I mean, if you've only stalked a GABber, or maybe Frosted a GABber, or had phone sex with a GABber, is that "dating"? I'm just asking. Not for myself, you understand, but for others on GAB who have done those things.



- When you wear underwear with your GAB icons on it.

What if you wear someone else's underwear that has their icon on it or it has a picture of the Duck icon chewing on a pair of legs? Not that I've ever worn your thong, Trae. Once again, I'm just asking. Not because I need to know, but because I want to be informative.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/25/2005 12:21 PM

When I said DATE, I meant real flesh/blood contact dating. Blood is optional in most cases.



As far as the underwear thing goes, when you're done wearing them, put them in a baggy, seal it and send to Chris Garrett.



Don't ask why.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 12:22 PM

-actually know other GABber's real names there are no real names on GAB.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/25/2005 12:25 PM

<action> sounds buzzer





WRONG!

Ditdah did Hat 123,110 14
04/25/2005 12:33 PM

So, I'm trying to figure out how many GABbers real names I know... Off the top of my head I can only come up with 9: BIG, Nutbutter, Donkey, Chi-Chi, TTJ, Millie, Phuc (DUH), Ollie and CSME.



That's pathetic.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 12:35 PM

Mine rhymes!

millie 116,988 28
04/25/2005 12:38 PM

Real names I know: Ditdah, Spicey, Priestess, Phuc, Ringworm, Dinesh, Chickens...



I probably left someone out who will be sad, which is always what happens when someone makes a list.

ooooo, Erotic Kakes! 55,555 14
04/25/2005 12:38 PM

Guererro?

millie 116,988 28
04/25/2005 12:39 PM

And Chance, dammit!



See? I knew I would forget someone!

newwave 45,912 10
04/25/2005 12:42 PM

...Jeff Hargrave...

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/25/2005 12:44 PM

I knew I was a die-hard GABber not too long ago. I was walking in the store and I heard a woman yell out "Jane", so I turned around. I looked around for a couple seconds, to see who had called me. Then it hits me. My Frost-ing name isn't Jane.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 12:45 PM

Its creepier when you list their real names.. Isn't that right Jon? Jim? Seth? Al? Melissa? Kelsey?





...

10 minute work-lapse..



Wow. I really don't know many names.

ooooo, Erotic Kakes! 55,555 14
04/25/2005 12:47 PM

Al's real name is Norman, and he's a tall skinny white kid from the affluent suburb of Wellesley.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/25/2005 01:00 PM

Someone has the Gab name "Al"?



Do they post much?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/25/2005 01:06 PM

I only know Chris Garret's real name.

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/25/2005 01:13 PM

I only know Chris Garret's real name.



Sabyasachi Mukherjee?

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/25/2005 01:16 PM

I knew I was mainlining back on Gab 1.0 when I was sitting in an italian restarant unable to tell my family why I was giggling hysterically at words like fusilli, and penne.



Now poetry contests send me into hysterics.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/25/2005 01:18 PM

Oh, and sitting down at your workdesk and "just gonna check Gab to see wassup" and next thing you know the rest of the staff has gone home for the evening.

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/25/2005 01:21 PM

Here's a helpful little thread about real names.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
04/25/2005 01:23 PM

Pssst.. it's not Garrett.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/25/2005 01:31 PM

-You've paid for a personalized icon.



Worse still:

- You regret not winning the auction and paying for an icon, even though you got one for free at the same time.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/25/2005 01:52 PM

<action>wondering if anyone knows that my last name is ACTUALLY Cat</action>



This is just my first choice on a first name on my first born when that moment comes.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 01:55 PM

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfroster.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/25/2005 01:58 PM

My real life name is Gern Blanston.



And I know I'm too into this because I've made enemies. Enemies I'm prepared to fight should they show up at the party.

Ditdah did Hat 123,110 14
04/25/2005 02:00 PM

<action> mutters under her breath </action>



please don't let him be talking about me

please don't let him be talking about me

please don't let him be talking about me

please don't let him be talking about me

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 02:01 PM

Enemies I'm prepared to fight should they show up at the party.





Maybe I will go to Boston after all.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/25/2005 02:04 PM

Oh you thillies--it ain't either of you! Man-hating lezbos and drunken crackers are nothing to hate, besides, if I did, I'd be living in the wrong town.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/25/2005 02:06 PM

I'd go to Boston...IF THE WOULD ANNOUNCE A GODDAMN Frost-ing DATE SO WE CAN BUY PLANE TICKETS CHEAPER THAN $1,000 YOU MUTHAFrostAS!!!1!!qf3h80

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 02:07 PM

I didn't think we were enemies, Phuc. I figured some GAB elite can take a little joking from a n00b and not flip out. I just had a mental flash of the Kung Fu Hustle trailer when I read your post.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/25/2005 02:07 PM

...but if you want to pit your faggy, arms-at-side dancing crap against my kung fu, you'd better put some vicodin in that whiskey bottle before you chug it!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 02:12 PM

No, I'll pit my, I am still from NJ and can get a gun anywhere against your kung fu.

ooooo, Erotic Kakes! 55,555 14
04/25/2005 02:12 PM

drunken crackers are nothing to hate, besides



Whew!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 02:15 PM

They don't call it the New Joisey Murder Scene for nothing, Hidden tiger.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 02:15 PM

... Ya Frostin Mooley!

Phuc 237,919 21
04/25/2005 02:28 PM

No, I'll pit my, I am still from NJ and can get a gun anywhere against your kung fu.



Red Bank--representin' yo.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 02:31 PM

I know you are formerly of the Garden State...but your time as a MEmerson has made you soft.