PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/25/2005 04:52 PM

Describe yourself in three words:



Ready. Willing. Able.

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
04/25/2005 04:53 PM

Pet peeves: 12 year-olds that lie and say they're 7.



What will you miss most about high school? Banging [insert name of hot teacher].



Favorite quote: </obligatory>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 04:53 PM

1. Never gonna' Goatse.

2. Shoulder tapping to get beer.

3. Being able to sleep with teachers for grades and drugs.

4. Stop being such a twatwaffle.

Filly 39,193 20
04/25/2005 04:53 PM

Yes, no, no, and sometimes.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/25/2005 04:54 PM

Describe yourself in three words: I am very...



Pet peeves: I believe all peeves should be released to the wild, were they can live out there lives the way God intended.



What will you miss most about high school? The drug contacts.



Favorite quote: "I believe all peeves should be released to the wild, were they can live out there lives the way God intended."

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/25/2005 04:55 PM

I was describing you, not me. You dirty slut.



All asian chicks are sluts, right?

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/25/2005 04:56 PM

Or you could take a dump on the survey and see if they'll still publiShakespeare

Just Llama 7,194 10
04/25/2005 04:59 PM

Gee. I sense some censorship issues.



And TTJ, we're only slutty if you get us drunk enough.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 05:00 PM

Describe yourself in three words: Crystal. Meth. Addict.



Pet peeves: Those new fluorescent lightbulbs. High prices. Sleep.



What will you miss most about high school? Readily available narcotics.



Favorite quote: "You lookin to get high?"

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/25/2005 05:21 PM

Dammit, I was totally gonna do one, but I don't think I could top Fantabulousess'es's.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 05:28 PM

... Just want to reiterate, I didn't read Prof's reply while I was typing mine. Now I'm a thieving son of a bitch.



Good show, Prof. Good show.

Underwhere? 101,398 77
04/25/2005 05:34 PM

I believe all peeves should be released to the wild, were they can live out there lives the way God intended.



there=their

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/25/2005 06:04 PM

Describe yourself in three words: I'm so ronery.

fiancé Lila 78,555 13
04/25/2005 06:06 PM

Since Underwhere brought it up...



I believe all peeves should be released to the wild, were they can live out there lives the way God intended.



There = their

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
04/25/2005 06:07 PM

there=their



Relax, Tighty whitey. He's obviously going to a public school.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/25/2005 06:08 PM

You know. . . 'cause Llama's Asian. . .

Nitin Reddy 977 9
04/25/2005 06:10 PM

"Describe yourself in three words" -- Modest...Really Modest...



[Done in james bond style]

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 06:18 PM

3 words: "Saki" "Naked" "Asian" Teehee!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/25/2005 06:21 PM

Pet peeves: Jews



What will you miss most about high school? Learning about the Holocaust.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/25/2005 06:22 PM

Describe yourself in three words:

Chicken Chow Mein



Pet peeves:

Dad keeps cooking the pets.



What will you miss most about high school?

The faculty offering bukkake.



Favorite quote: SUPPLIES!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/25/2005 06:28 PM

Sorry about that last one. . . it's just that I'm having a beer. . . and that joke was tattooed on my Stein.



. . .



I'm going to log off now.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/25/2005 06:32 PM

That made sense somehow in my head.

Just Llama 7,194 10
04/25/2005 06:33 PM

I came up with one by myself!



Any hidden talents? I can recite pi to the fourth decimal place. And I can do a split.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
04/25/2005 06:33 PM

Describe yourself in three words: fun, outgoing, affordable



Pet Peeve: when the pet is undercooked



What will you miss most about high school? Close proximity to willing eighth graders



Favorite Quote: "I'm hunting for little Mexican girls." (Karl Malone)

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/25/2005 07:20 PM

And I can do a split.



Whats that, Just one leg?

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/26/2005 12:05 AM

Describe yourself in three words:

I love redheads



Pet peeves:

STUPID PEOPLE WHO WON'T DO SURVEYS



What will you miss most about high school?

Two ex-girlfriends that taught me the power and beauty of a redhead.



Favorite quote:

I hate football because it is too violent. That's why I'm a big hockey fan.

millie 116,988 28
04/26/2005 12:09 AM

Three words? Check my bio.



"Bitter, angry woman" pretty much covers it.

Jajoba 1,357 10
04/26/2005 07:31 AM

Favorite quote:



I was born brilliant... education ruined me

Ithillion 20 8
04/26/2005 07:37 AM

1. Doesnt make comments

2. No Comment

3. No Comment

4. "No Comment"

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/26/2005 08:40 AM

Describe yourself in three words: Slippery When Wet



Pet peeves: Unretreiveable Gerbils



What will you miss most about high school? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



Favorite quote: "

ErictheNewyen 106 8
04/26/2005 08:45 AM

G E D

Intoxicated Ape 615 9
04/26/2005 09:14 AM

Describe yourself in three words: Drunk and disorderly.



Pet peeves: Work and Mornings.



What will you miss most about high school? The fact that your contemporaries are impressed rather than disgusted when you sleep with high school students.



Favorite quote: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."