Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 06:23 PM

...Pubah...so ugly...



His hairline is receeding just to get away from his face!

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/26/2005 06:24 PM

This is gonna get bad.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 06:24 PM

...Pubah so ugly...



The water goes BACK into the shower head!

BobJohnson, Pope of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
04/26/2005 06:25 PM

You're so ugly, Paris Hilton wears pants around you.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/26/2005 06:25 PM

It looks like she took a swan dive off the ugly tree, and right into a vat of Hydrochloric acid. Then a train hit her. And she landed in a pile of elephant poop.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 06:26 PM

...Pubah so Ugly...

If it was a dog, I'd shave his ass and make it walk backwards!



How bad can it get?

Napkin & Napalm 30,762 12
04/26/2005 06:27 PM

Pubah so ugly, he talk like caveman.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/26/2005 06:28 PM

<action> doing his best Chris Garrett impression </action>

...TTJ.. So Ugly..



Her Breasts are trying to meet around the back and conspire against her.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 06:28 PM

...Oliver So Ugly...



He took a walk through the Ugly forrest and got hit by every limb...





...three times.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 06:30 PM

...Napalm So Ugly...



It burns my eyes just to look upon him/her

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/26/2005 06:30 PM

!yrroS os m'I

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 06:33 PM

Huh?



Pubah so confused...





Pubah go now

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/26/2005 06:37 PM

Potrunprononcable so ugly I get pityfcked by everyone I meet.

BobJohnson, Pope of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
04/26/2005 06:37 PM

You're so ugly that new acquaintances are amazed to discover that you have never sang "Woman In Love."

BobJohnson, Pope of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
04/26/2005 06:40 PM

No clickies? I must have messed up. I tried Googleing "famous Barbara Streisand song" to make that joke.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/26/2005 06:41 PM

You're so ugly...



People avoid eye contact.



I got nothing.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
04/26/2005 06:41 PM

<whoever> is so ugly, it looks like his face caught on fire and was put out with a pitchfork and bandaged with sandpaper.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/26/2005 06:42 PM

You're so ugly...



You Coleridgeblock for the Elephant Man.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/26/2005 06:43 PM

... Dead Robot.. So Ugly..



When he goes out, his AIDS stays at home.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/26/2005 06:45 PM

I like bringing my AIDS with me. I get discounts at Dairy Queen.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/26/2005 06:48 PM

Your so ugly Tabby wouldn't even sleep with you.

Nerd, Lead Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
04/26/2005 07:03 PM

Ugly is the new black.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/26/2005 07:06 PM

Napkin.. So ugly.. Only black girlShakespeare on him.

Napkin & Napalm 30,762 12
04/26/2005 07:09 PM

Hat so ugly, black girl won't hit on him.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/26/2005 07:10 PM

But fat girls do!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/26/2005 07:10 PM

Hat's so ugly he got a neck tatoo in order to draw attention away from his face.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/26/2005 07:19 PM

You were so ugly as a kid, you had to trick or treat by telephone.

Napkin & Napalm 30,762 12
04/26/2005 07:20 PM

Hat... so... ugly, he got skin cancer on his face and people said it was an improvement.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/26/2005 07:21 PM

Jarred so ugly he's got aides.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/26/2005 07:23 PM

I think there may be some sort of language barrier here, cause I have no idea what you just said.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/26/2005 07:23 PM

Wow, Potrzebie with a burn like that you must be in MENSA.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/26/2005 07:23 PM

Think South Park.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/26/2005 07:28 PM

Boobie so ugly...



Who am I kidding, boobies are wonderful!!!

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 07:29 PM

<action>Returns to see what he hath wrought</action>



!!!It is good!!!



...Pubah so Ugly...



...His toothpaste won't come out of the tube.



...His genital herpes walk ten paces behind him.



...Old, fat, black Orangatans won't even hit on him





I'm spent!

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 07:51 PM

...Pubah So Ugly...



When Pubah born, the slapped his PARENTS...



...repeatedly

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 07:51 PM

...Pubah So Ugly...



When Pubah born, they slapped his PARENTS...



...repeatedly

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 07:51 PM

...Pubah So Ugly...



When Pubah born, the Doctor slapped his PARENTS...



...repeatedly

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/26/2005 07:52 PM

<action>Kills himself with a coathanger and a spool of thread</action>

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
04/26/2005 07:53 PM

Pubah tells the same joke...



Repeatedly

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
04/26/2005 07:54 PM

I'm so ugly the only way I'll wake up from a vicious tequila bender surrounded by Poe is if I accidentally passed out in the feline ward at the ASPCA.

Underwhere? 101,398 77
04/26/2005 07:59 PM

She's so ugly, you can Frost her in any position and it's still doggy style.

Filly Harlot 39,193 20
04/26/2005 07:59 PM

Is there an echo on GAB today?

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/26/2005 09:40 PM

...TTJ.. So Ugly..



Her Breasts are trying to meet around the back and conspire against her.



Here's an idea, hat!



Pretty much SFW

Phuc 237,919 21
04/26/2005 09:54 PM

Pube-ah all so ugly, he went to the haunted mansion and they gave him a job application.



Pube-ah so ugly, his mama throws teh ugly stick and he fetches it every damn time.



Pube-ah so ugly, he went bungee jumping and they put the cord around he neck.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/26/2005 09:57 PM

Ahhh, Phuc's famry so ugry onry stinky French will mally.

<action>bows</action>

EllaL 800 8
04/26/2005 10:06 PM

Ella's so ugly, she walked into Mensa and nobody noticed.





p.s. Mensa in Spanish means stupid.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 12:16 AM

I knew a girl so ugly even Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't want to sleep with her.

Napkin & Napalm 30,762 12
04/27/2005 01:40 AM

Mensa in Spanish means stupid.



Well, Spanish is an ass-backwards language anyway.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 03:39 AM

You're so ugly TRAE wouldn't even sleep with you.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 03:41 AM

<action>regretting that last one the second I hit the submit button</action>

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/27/2005 03:47 AM

Your mom has a face for radio.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 03:50 AM

Don't forget the voice for mime.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 04:04 AM

You're so ugly we don't want to hear your opinions.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 04:10 AM

You're so ugly paper bags beg to be put back in the tree.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/27/2005 04:11 AM

VADER BREAK!!!

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 04:21 AM

You're so ugly that everyone else has more sex than you.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/27/2005 04:21 AM

<action>reaches...</action><Insert name> is so ugly, little kids are just too scared to ask him embarrasing questions in public.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/27/2005 04:23 AM

<insert name>



Deli Deli(Ham on Wry)







What are ya reachin' for, pervert?

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 04:23 AM

You're so ugly even the homeless won't sleep with you.

Sejr 20 8
04/27/2005 05:06 AM

You're so ugly Yoda could do a L'Oreal commercial standing next to you

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 05:16 AM

You're so ugly that if Moses ever saw you, he would have added another ten commandments.

Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/27/2005 07:44 AM

<action>realizes this is late, doesn't really care</action>Senior Villain: Just reaching into my brain for something that may or may not be funny. Undeserved harshness does not a pee tube fill. But there I go again, stating the obvious, just in case you missed it.



The pee tubes speak for themselves. I am aware of the irony of the preceding statement.

Captain Yesterday 1,412 10
04/27/2005 08:33 AM

<insert name here> is so ugly you can use their face as a cutter to make ugly cookies.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/27/2005 09:43 AM

So ugly you can't even get laid on a porno shoot



</stolen from Demo>

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/27/2005 10:06 AM

You are tall! That's because you are so ugly that your feet are trying to run away from your face.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/27/2005 10:13 AM

You are short. That is because your hideous body is trying to implode to spare the world from itself.

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/27/2005 10:20 AM

You are so ugly that even the dogs don't Shakespeare in your lawn.

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/27/2005 10:23 AM

<name-here> is so ugly that one time when she looked into the mirror, the mirror stopped reflecting..

Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/27/2005 10:26 AM

"<name-here> is so ugly that one time when she looked into the mirror, the mirror stopped reflecting.."



Nonono, you've got it all wrong. That's v-a-m-p-i-r-e, not u-g-l-y

gokijin 139 8
04/27/2005 10:27 AM

Pubah so ugly his imaginary friend wouldn't play with him.

Sejr 20 8
04/27/2005 12:48 PM

You're so ugly a starved cannibal wouldnt even take a bite.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
04/27/2005 12:56 PM

Due to Suckyness, you are all hereby ordered to cease and desist all activity in this thread. Thank you in advance for your compliance.

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/27/2005 12:57 PM

You're momma's so ugly when she dropped her pants and asked for sex, I went over to Ollie's, asked for a spoon and told him to bend over.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/27/2005 01:00 PM

These suck.



You're not gonna get clickies in a "You're so ugly" thread unless you cross some lines.









Laci Peterson.. So ugly..



... After the decomposition.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/27/2005 01:02 PM

Terri Schiavo... So ugly...





Even the feeding tube couldn't stay down.

Spicey McHaggis 117,755 37
04/27/2005 01:02 PM

You so ugly Michael Jackson thinks you're a freak.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/27/2005 01:04 PM

Your mom is so ugly, that I saw her walking through the woods, and bigfoot was taking pictures of her.

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/27/2005 01:05 PM

The Virgin Mary was so ugly, the only way she could get pregnant was for God to get involved.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/27/2005 01:08 PM

The Virgin Mary was so ugly, the only way she could get pregnant was for God to get involved.





That's only because the internet hadn't been invented. She coulda posted her titties on zug and gotten laid in about 3 and a half minutes.

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/27/2005 01:08 PM

Anne Frank was so ugly, the Nazis let her die of Typhus instead of gassing her.

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/27/2005 01:10 PM

John Paul II was so ugly St. Peter told him to pull up his pants.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 01:56 PM

You're so ugly that every time you look into a mirror, the MIRROR has 7 years bad luck.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 02:08 PM

You're so ugly that every time you post, GAB goes down.

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/27/2005 02:40 PM

You are so ugly that even bill clinton won't sleep with you.

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/27/2005 02:43 PM

You're so ugly every time you fart, a baby dies.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/27/2005 02:44 PM

I'm so ugly I can only Frost your mom.

newwave 45,912 10
04/27/2005 02:44 PM

Replace Bill with Chelsea and you might have a hit.

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/27/2005 02:48 PM

If u insist--



you are so ugly that even Chelsea wont sleep with you..

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/27/2005 02:49 PM

Hey you guys, Check this out!

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/27/2005 02:51 PM

Stop sniffing glue and scroll down 2 posts hat.

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/27/2005 02:52 PM

Dear Fluffy,



Hi! How are you? I see that you are new to posting at www.zug.com. Please use correct punctuation, capitalization and grammar, as these skills are prized more than your ability to communicate via AIM, YIM and other various internet chat software.



The FAQ is here.



Sincerely,

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/27/2005 02:54 PM

Thanks Tempus, You're absolutely right!



Except, For the small fact, that I meant to make it Kake's post.





Tighten that helmet strap.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
04/27/2005 02:55 PM

so ugly...your high school guidance counselor encouraged you to use drugs and alcohol

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/27/2005 02:56 PM

How very sweet of you. Jackass.

Is that better?

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/27/2005 02:56 PM

.............................................. maybe what I meant was that kake said to stfu. And you didn't.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/27/2005 02:58 PM

Well then I'd say that you're a hypocritical douchebag.

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/27/2005 02:59 PM

Dear Fluffy,



Thanks for your reply! Yes, your posting here will be vastly improved by following those guidelines.



Warmly,

gorckat



P.S.- Go suck somewhere else.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/27/2005 03:02 PM

You.Are.Really.Dumb.Hat.

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/27/2005 03:07 PM

Sure thing my friend. Just give me the address of the place you go when you have this burning need to suck something. I will be there the next time I have such a longing.

So long,

Fluffy

p.s I am not visiting your mom's kitchen.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/27/2005 06:46 PM

<action>Magically appears with a coat hanger around his neck to hand Mr Johnson a bowl of naval lint</action>



Honorable mention:

Big Irish

and that other n00b

Livewire 78,229 13
04/27/2005 10:10 PM

You're so ugly you need written permission to leave the zoo.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/27/2005 10:16 PM

You're too ugly for radio.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/27/2005 10:21 PM

You have the face of an Angel.

Bing the Sad Rodeo Clown 20 8
04/27/2005 10:23 PM

You're so ugly you need to pay your pillows to sleep with you.

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/27/2005 10:52 PM

You are so ugly that George Bush wont attack your country.

Bing the Sad Rodeo Clown 20 8
04/28/2005 01:14 AM

You are so ugly that this kid looks better than you do.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/28/2005 01:22 AM

You're so ugly the IRS wants you to apply for a job as an auditor.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/28/2005 01:26 AM

You're so ugly that the suicide hotline has you on callblock.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/28/2005 03:07 PM

You're so ugly the Jehovah's Witnesses won't come near your door.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/28/2005 03:16 PM

You're so ugly that you've been banned from the house of mirrors.

























































Plus if anyone wants to put a clouple of clicks for the other mirror comment, feel free to do so.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
04/28/2005 03:18 PM

Seriously, dude, you're being a douchebag. stop it.

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/28/2005 03:24 PM

You are so ugly that apes refuse to agree that they were your ancestors.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
04/28/2005 03:25 PM

you too, assbag.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
04/28/2005 03:43 PM

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.



You're so ugly, a peeping tom offered to buy yo curtains.

I am Jack's Overactive Thyroid 6,902 12
04/28/2005 03:46 PM

you're so ugly you make me understand why lions eat their young

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
04/28/2005 06:23 PM

<action> Digs in his navel for more lint</action>



There's enough for everyone...



...You're all WINNARS!



Pubah, ugly like a FOX!

The Nebulizer 220 8
04/29/2005 12:19 AM

(any Girl) is so ugly, they put her in the chimp enclosure to keep te chimpanzees from jerkin off



your kid is so ugly, the doctor is still smackin its ass

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/29/2005 03:51 AM

You're so ugly that the suicide hotline has you on callblock.



I've got to explain this one before it gets too late. I had called Dallas during a radio survey and actually contacted a suicide hotline with a callblock. I always thought that Dallas was tough to get calls through, but this is ridiculous.

Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/29/2005 04:25 AM

You are so ugly that the land-fill refuses to take your body.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/23/2005 02:01 PM

You're so ugly that fat chicks in party hats laugh at you!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/19/2005 12:42 PM

You are so ugly, even Cletus T. Jones will not date you.

Piquantrax - Keeping Kwanzaa Kool 8,691 9
12/08/2005 08:07 AM

<action>sounding like Shaneequa</action>"You so ugly when you was born, the doctor slapped yo mama."

Pubah, The Miscreant 56,805 18
05/17/2006 12:36 PM

<action>Bump</action>

Cause I heard a good one...



Pubah so ugly...



...His face would kill a Land Shark from a hundred paces.

Ragged SAV Will Soon Be a Grad 4,599 8
05/17/2006 12:50 PM

You so ugly, your face is the fifth level of hell for acne and even your ass won't let your head in.

Watty 0 6
11/19/2006 07:24 PM

Your So Ugly Your Rents Got A Sorry Note From Durex...

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,467 21
11/20/2006 07:19 AM

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor tried to put you back.

Pubah 56,805 18 *Bump*
08/28/2009 10:05 AM

Yo Mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water (Moms Mabley)


Apologies to those who've seen it...

Education to those who haven't.

Chance 171,275 14
08/28/2009 10:18 AM

Youre sooo ugly that people look at you and call you ugly sometimes.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
08/28/2009 12:41 PM

You're so ugly even Pubah wouldn't hit on you.