Perverted Poe
A comedy conversation
by AussieSarah  8,390  9
04/26/2005 11:25 PM 224 views
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I've spent most of my day trying to keep my neighbors cat out of my backyard.
I went out back the other day to find my idiot dog trying to hump the cat while the damn cat just sat there! I haven't been able to keep little sicko away since.
My dog has an excuse - he's dumb , the cats just perverted.
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Lamburger 33,017  9
04/26/2005 11:28 PM
Maybe you shouldn't have named your dog "little sicko".
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SteamerLane 0 0
04/26/2005 11:29 PM
Pshaw.
Move to America where you can hunt and kill cats the way things should be.
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Ülrich the Viking 351 8
04/26/2005 11:29 PM
Kill it, nothing says "Respect my social standing" like a cute furry animal's head on a pike in the front yard.
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AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/26/2005 11:30 PM
Maybe you shouldn't have named your dog "little sicko".
It's the cat I can't keep away , it keeps coming back for more I guess
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fabulounik 8,478 12
04/26/2005 11:39 PM
Maybe it just wants to snuggle?
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lurking object 355 9
04/27/2005 12:48 AM
Do you have a waterhose? If so, just sneek up on them and aim for the cat.
I recently got a watergun to try and keep these kittens from crawling in this space I have no idea how they actually get in, it looks way too small.
The first kitten that tried to get in got a squirt of water, backed up, turned around and ran face first into the tall lamp. After stumbling to the side and forward, meowing in pain, she ran into the bed, bonked her head, turned around and ran back into the lamp. She then sat for a while and decided it would be a good idea to go and get back in the hidey spot, prompting me to squirt her again.
She ran into the lamp again.
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Sylvester 4,465 9
04/27/2005 03:58 AM
Why don't you tell your cat that she's wanted on the phone?
It's worked for me.
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Deli Deli (Ham on Wry) 296 9
04/27/2005 04:05 AM
I recommend a pet psychologist cemetary.
But seriously: try using a paintball gun.
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/27/2005 09:21 AM
"I've spent most of my day trying to keep my neighbors cat out of my backyard."
Are you CRAZY?
Do you know how much footage of cross species bestiality sells for at anime cons?
...ummm....
'Cause, I don't.
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gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/27/2005 10:51 AM
I've got a Lhasa Apso (dog, for non PETA friends out there) who likes to hump the electric blanket when its set on high. He gets the stupidest grin on his face and I almost feel bad making him stop.
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Smart Choice 1,296 9
04/27/2005 10:57 AM
I own lesbian rabbits.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/27/2005 10:59 AM
gorckat is in PETA...
fag.
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Sarin Highwind 699 11
04/27/2005 11:39 AM
Just keep slapping the Poe.
It will all be better eventually.
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