Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/27/2005 12:25 PM

Acid? who's got Acid?

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/27/2005 12:25 PM

On the bright side, he's handsome, dark brown hair and eyes, polite, and goes out of his way to help Hen clean the house.





...oh Shakespeare





he's gay.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/27/2005 12:25 PM

Make him kneel on upside down bottle caps until he confesses his sins.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/27/2005 12:27 PM

I love how chickens calls him a Yankee, Somehow thinking that he isnt one and that only new yorkers get that title just cause of the team.



I'm not from Vancouver, But I'm still a canuck.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
04/27/2005 12:27 PM

You don't have to go home, you know. Just get one of those Aero beds at Bed Bath and Beyond at lunch, and there's already a microwave and fridge there.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/27/2005 12:27 PM

Downside, he's a pollock, a escaping morman, and a New Yorker. *shudders*



You're adopting Jackson Pollock?!

TempusFugit 5,772 10
04/27/2005 12:33 PM

Don't worry, I'm sure the adoption agency has some sort of "No hassle 90 day money back guarantee"

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
04/27/2005 12:35 PM

escaping Morm(a)on





If he is escaping from the Mormons, it is a sign of intelligence, and should be celebrated.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/27/2005 12:36 PM

Congratulations!



Isn't there some rule that every time you become a father your sex life dwindles by 50%?

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
04/27/2005 12:37 PM

You know, Chickens, most people collect baseball cards or beanie babies, not children.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/27/2005 12:40 PM

He was one of 8 brothers and sisters living on the streets of NY. When DSS got involved, this Morman family steped up and took 4 of them. He has recently told them he would not be accepting their religion, and so they're telling him to get out.



Gotta love those LDS. You're either in or you're dead to them.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/27/2005 12:40 PM

Or you adopted a fish, maybe?

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/27/2005 12:42 PM

I was just telling the girls in the office, and I used the word "Hen" to describe my wife. Gab sneaks into real life.

Neon Bonnet 91,274 10
04/27/2005 12:47 PM

So Chickens, How does it feel to be a Dorky Dad to about 12 kids rather than 2 or 3?

Virnomine 79,386 11
04/27/2005 12:54 PM

how dare a religion be discriminating and exclusionary! right fags?

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
04/27/2005 12:55 PM

It looked like a Chickens post.



It sounded like a Chickens post.



However, every word was spelled correctly.





Therefore:



Chickens has been replaced with a Replicant.





RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!111

Phuc 237,919 21
04/27/2005 02:35 PM

He has recently told them he would not be accepting their religion, and so they're telling him to get out.



Who wouldn't want to be a part of a murdering, funny-underwear-wearing, racist, bigamist church that can't even figure out which of its ridiculous "bibles" is the right one?



Sign me up! Dum da dum dum dummmm!

BobJohnson, Pope of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
04/27/2005 03:24 PM

If the kid ever finds this thread, he will murder you in your sleep.



What's his email address?

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/27/2005 04:28 PM

Well, I'm off to increase my familial holdings by 20%.



Wish me luck.



(or ruck, for Phuc and the other slant eyes)

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/27/2005 08:44 PM

Well, no surprises other than no paperwork was signed. The Coleridge SUCKING MORMON BITCH mother bowed up when she found out she would no longer be receiving the child's adoption check from the State of New York. Apparently, it is paying her mortgage. The father is a steriotypical tatooed redneck, only the NY kind. They had their kids lined up and indoctronated prepared with answers to support them.



The evil just Frost-ing dripped off the mother. The two DSS workers walked outside and apologized to us for having to listen to her rants.



One second she wants to sign RIGHT THIS SECOND. The next she wants to run everything through her lawyer, which she has yet to hire. She really is only concerned about the money.





fyi: We would not be getting any of the money. It would just cease to be issued to her. The DSS workers say they will cite her for fraud if she tries to continue to receive the checks.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/27/2005 08:47 PM

She litterally thought she would be able to get the kid out of her house, give over total control of him to others, but continue to receive his adoption support check. Amazing.

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/27/2005 08:51 PM

Chickens, if you were willing to adopt this kid, you must love him. So I'm sorry it didn't work out for you, and my symathy to Hen as well.



</serious>



Did you at least get the chance to molest him before the bitch took him back?

Filly Harlot 39,193 20
04/27/2005 08:53 PM

Did you at least get the chance to molest him before the bitch took him back?

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/27/2005 08:57 PM

Oh, it's not over. We're just rewording the paperwork to eliminate any mention of money. She's too stupid to know that doesnt change anything.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/27/2005 09:29 PM

Chickens, it's really honorable what you are doing. I wish all those kids could go to parents who aren't interested in them for money.

gorckat 41,132 13
04/27/2005 09:39 PM

Ollie would do it for...maybe not noble reasons, but they wouldn't involve money. Unless he sold the tapes.

Chickens 286,527 61
09/01/2005 01:01 PM

This just in. The papers are finally signed and while in the end, he is not exactly adopted, but rather he is our "ward". Kind of like Dick Grayson to Bruce Wayne.



Hey, does that make us superheros?



*don's spandex, which promptly splits up the back*



Guess I need to lay off the cheetos.

The Debonaire Dr. Duh 24,152 8
09/01/2005 01:02 PM

Answer: A Coleridgerobin.

Question: What's that you're putting in my mouth, Batman?

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
09/01/2005 01:03 PM

I don't know about him, Chickens, but you and Hen are superheroes in my book for the good work you do.



</sincere>

Chickens 286,527 61
09/01/2005 01:04 PM

On the money thing, once the paperwork was final I promptly informed DSS NY that he has been in our care custody and control since January and that his subsistance check has continued to the bitch's place. They have opened an investigation and may get the money back from her. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.



If it ever comes our way, it will go straight into mutual funds to pay for his college, although at this point he is talking navy.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2005 01:25 PM

On the plus side, if there's an award for "Most Grossly Inappropriate Posts" at ZUG20, there's little likelihood of anyone surpassing you between now and then.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/01/2005 01:37 PM

I wish I were a foster kid so that my foster dad could talk about me on a public forum. That would be awesome.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/01/2005 01:44 PM

<action>sheds a tear</action>



Maybe he is... maybe he is.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
09/01/2005 01:46 PM

"I wish I were a foster kid"



Just write a hate filled letter telling your preachers daughter mom that you worship the devil and want a hooker to play with. Then tell all the people at church how much your mom drinks and cuss' and beats the hell out of you. Bonus points if your Preacher Grandfather is do'ing the service that Sunday.





Oh yeah make sure you are about 11 when you do this.