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The "No ______" Contest
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04/29/2005 04:46 AM 306 views

If you could put an original "No _____" sign on your front door, what would it say?


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The "No ______" Contest

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Side-splitting 25 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187370
Sylvester 4,465 9
04/29/2005 04:47 AM

"NO ShakespeareTY THREADS ALLOWED!!!"

 

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FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
04/29/2005 04:48 AM

does it have to be one word?

 

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Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/29/2005 04:50 AM

Not necessary i guess, it's your sign. You can put what you want!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187374
Mr.Glass 25,340 11
04/29/2005 04:50 AM

"No physics".

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187376
FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
04/29/2005 04:52 AM

"NO POOFTERS"

 

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Fluffy the cappuccino maker 977 9
04/29/2005 04:52 AM

"NO excrementTY THREADS ALLOWED!!!"



"NO excrementTY REPLIES ALLOWED!!!"

 

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FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
04/29/2005 04:53 AM

</monty python>

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187380
FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
04/29/2005 04:54 AM

"THIS SIGN EXCEEDS YOUR MORAL TOLERANCE"

 

Side-splitting 23 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187381
Daggy 86,705 14
04/29/2005 04:59 AM

'No fluffy cappumacino makers"

 

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Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/29/2005 05:00 AM

Daggy wins.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187383
Daggy 86,705 14
04/29/2005 05:02 AM

Oooh! Presents!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187384
Jajoba 1,357 10
04/29/2005 05:03 AM

Jehova's Witnesses

 

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Sylvester 4,465 9
04/29/2005 05:09 AM

Just 100 hundred more clickies for 2000. Daggy, to let you know, you got #1900.

 

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Robin® 14,626 10
04/29/2005 09:08 AM

"No looking at Kiddie porn and Frost-ing up my computer."

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187449
DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/29/2005 09:40 AM

"N0 1337 5p34k ffs, 0MG lol!!!!11"

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187465
Frogpop 173,153 25
04/29/2005 10:05 AM

"No Secret Santa gifts. Ever. Excuse Me, I Have Something in My Eye.."

 

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BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
04/29/2005 10:24 AM

No Girl Scouts

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187474
Mr. Sir 66,722 9
04/29/2005 10:27 AM

No Girl Scouts





...older than 14

 

Side-splitting 18 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187479
Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/29/2005 10:32 AM

No Key Bandits

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187482
Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/29/2005 10:35 AM

No Loitering, unless you have a vagina.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187483
gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/29/2005 10:37 AM

No Pants

 

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PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/29/2005 10:38 AM

No idea what kind of sign I would have.



No clowns, maybe.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187487
gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
04/29/2005 10:40 AM

No Arms, maybe?

 

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Daggy 86,705 14
04/29/2005 10:58 AM

"No Secret Santa gifts. Ever. Excuse Me, I Have Something in My Eye.."







Oh gorpfop! I feel so bad that your airport cops stole your tim tams, I will send you something nice!







Eventually.

 

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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/29/2005 11:34 AM

"NO EXIT"

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187521
Bankey 70,843 10
04/29/2005 11:42 AM

No Fluffers



Fluffers Welcome!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187526
Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/29/2005 11:50 AM

"NO Shakespeare"

 

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Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/29/2005 12:24 PM

No serial killers living in this house. Just regular folk here. Yep. No reason for you to snoop around.

 

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dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/29/2005 01:17 PM

"NO excrement" Sherlock.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187661
ringworm 68,315 13
04/29/2005 03:25 PM

the "no fat chicks" craze of the 80s is long overdue for a revival.

 

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BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
04/29/2005 03:34 PM

No

 

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Zenmaster 236 8
04/29/2005 04:01 PM

No Republicans

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187710
Mr. Sir 66,722 9
04/29/2005 04:15 PM

No Posting of Signs.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187965
Frogpop 173,153 25
04/29/2005 10:30 PM

Oh gorpfop! I feel so bad that your airport cops stole your tim tams, I will send you something nice!



How about some nice pictures of your tim tams?



Just kidding. I've learned to stop worrying about you and ringworm. Instead, I've decided to start blaming the secret santa organizers for ALWAYS MATCHING ME UP WITH THE ALCOHOLICS!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187966
GerbilNuzzle 12,005 12
04/29/2005 10:35 PM

No we do have bananas.



 

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Itchy Gooch 439 9
04/29/2005 10:35 PM

No Jews

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187968
GerbilNuzzle 12,005 12
04/29/2005 10:40 PM

Put a doorbell in and you could take the sign down on Saturdays.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1187971
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/29/2005 10:53 PM

"No Homers"

 

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millie 116,988 28
04/29/2005 10:58 PM

No nuthin' to steal here, so go away!

 

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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/29/2005 11:19 PM

"No more wire hangers!!"

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1188026
Daggy 86,705 14
04/30/2005 01:18 AM

Dear gropfop,



A picture of my Tim Tams, as requested.



Lots of love from Daggy.

 

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AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/30/2005 01:20 AM

"No Jane , I don't want to see you boobs on webcam"

 

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TableTopJane-I don't use jelly 173,958 15
04/30/2005 01:38 AM

The sad part? My tits are actually on the webcam right now.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1188032
gorckat 41,132 13
04/30/2005 01:40 AM

Well get them off the webcam and put them in front of the webcam so we can see them.

 

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AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/30/2005 01:43 AM

The sad part? My tits are actually on the webcam right now.

Even more concerning ? she forgets that people who don't want to see them are there.

 

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bignorm 874 9
04/30/2005 07:54 AM

mullets.

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
04/30/2005 12:26 PM

No Lo Contendere

 

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Sylvester 4,465 9
04/30/2005 02:53 PM

No more Billy Ray!

 

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Sylvester 4,465 9
05/01/2005 02:38 AM

No shirt

No skirt

No red hair



No way in hell you'll come in unless you fit the top two AND have red hair.

 

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Ho-Down Hollis 7,284 14
05/01/2005 05:47 PM

No Jemima's witnesses!



</family guy>

 

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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/01/2005 06:08 PM

No clickies <action>---------- ---------- ---------- ----------></action>

 

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I am Jack's Sperm 6,902 12
05/01/2005 06:10 PM

no soup for you

 

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I am Jack's Sperm 6,902 12
05/01/2005 06:11 PM

?

 

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Sylvester 4,465 9
05/02/2005 06:25 AM

No tards named Stanley allowed within 100 feet of this property.