Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
04/30/2005 08:52 AM

How many times has this happened now? Some chick decides to run and blame it on "some black guys" or "a couple of mexicans".



They need to throw the book at her.

iam Straw - Ch-ch-ch-changing! 97,995 37
04/30/2005 09:23 AM

The dark side of runaway brides.

Leppy 12,056 12
04/30/2005 10:23 AM

If I were a bunch of mexicans in Albequerque right now, i'd use the opportunity to kidnap me a free white girl. Who's gonna believe her twice?

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/30/2005 10:29 AM

You can hardly blame her.







They were only letting her invite 600 people to the wedding.



I mean, come on !

AussieSarah 8,390 9
04/30/2005 10:35 AM

Where the heck were all the black men and Mexicans when I needed them ?

Leppy 12,056 12
04/30/2005 10:36 AM

The groom's side?

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
04/30/2005 10:39 AM

Smart money is all riding on jail.

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
04/30/2005 12:15 PM

If she goes to trial, I'm betting she's denied bail.



"Your honour, my client is not a flight risk and shou...HEY! STOP LAUGHING!"

TableTopJane-I don't use jelly 173,958 15
04/30/2005 01:42 PM

Way back when I was just a little bitty girl living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop-You know the place. Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut every single mornin'. It wa driving me crazy. I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train. And she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU". And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday

Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long. And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel. Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true. Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize. That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque.





I said "A"

"L"

"B"

"U"

"querque"





Spicey and Donk, I am very sad for you.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/30/2005 05:32 PM

She just wanted to get her kicks on Route 66.

Dweezil S Meniketti [Purple Guitar] 77,546 17
04/30/2005 05:37 PM

I'm still waiting for that damned hermaphrodite to return my Frost-ing SNORKEL!

The Nebulizer 220 8
04/30/2005 05:48 PM

i just paid 3 bucks for a box of a dozen starving crazed weasels

Hammerhead is in mourning. 59,399 14
04/30/2005 05:59 PM

You got overcharged.

millie 116,988 28
04/30/2005 08:58 PM

Some chick decides to run and blame it on "some black guys"



Two words Chickens: Charles Stuart.



I believe he set a precedent.

millie 116,988 28
04/30/2005 08:59 PM

Oh, sorry, he didn't run.



Just killed his pregnant wife and pretty much started a race riot in the process.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/01/2005 03:33 AM

Well, he may be a tool, but at least he can laugh at himself.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
05/01/2005 07:41 AM

Charles Stuart makes Tibeten Sand Paintings?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/01/2005 07:51 AM

Did it reall not work?



Me no likely the new yahoo photo dealy.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/01/2005 07:51 AM

Did it really not work?



Me no likely the new yahoo photo dealy.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/01/2005 07:51 AM

grr.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/01/2005 08:29 AM

Kyle the Nebulizer has asked me to announce that it was not his friend Tyler who stared the Turban Twat thread, it was some Mexicans in a blue van.



Tyler is okay, and is on his way back from Albuquerque.