jclast 1,443 8
05/01/2005 01:21 AM

Being a Jedi would be pretty inconvenient between Episodes III and IV.

iam Straw - Ch-ch-ch-changing! 97,995 37
05/01/2005 01:24 AM

Any commissioned officer within the Empire.



Mostly admirals

daisypie 49,378 9
05/01/2005 01:24 AM

Wookiee hair-stylist

iam Straw - Ch-ch-ch-changing! 97,995 37
05/01/2005 01:25 AM

My addition: Amidala's lookalikes.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/01/2005 01:25 AM

Being George Lucas, after Jar Jar frist spoke is bad enough. Oh and the Mid-i-clore-ians weren't a great movie either.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/01/2005 01:29 AM

Or a Wookie's dentist.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/01/2005 01:34 AM

Being George Lucas, after Jar Jar frist spoke.



It made me wonder how tight the tard helmet was when he had to think up that character.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/01/2005 11:15 AM

Something made me wonder if Amidala leaving Anakin for Jar Jar Binks was the main reason for turning to the Dark Side.

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
05/01/2005 01:24 PM

Star what now?

Dweezil S Meniketti [Purple Guitar] 77,546 17
05/01/2005 01:30 PM

I don't know, Demo. I think it's some movie that's coming out this summer. Maybe he's confused about Hitchhiker's Guide.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/01/2005 02:45 PM

It is the last attempt at saving a once great movie saga. Can you believe there are people lined up outside a theater to hear George Lucas' death rattle?

Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome 161,353 14
05/01/2005 03:33 PM

Yoda's Toilet.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/01/2005 03:35 PM

Yeah, I'm not lined up outside a theater for this; I've got a privet showing all lined up.

Chi(Chi) + Felipe = Awesome 161,353 14
05/01/2005 03:37 PM

I need to stop eating mayonnaise. The doctors said I have too much "bad" mitochlorians.

Pope Chickens the Fruitful 286,527 61
05/01/2005 05:03 PM

Yoda's bitch. I mean, COME ON!





"In the Ass you will take it, yes. This one likes my light saber, does it not? You will take it all. THERE IS NO TRY!!"

gorckat 41,132 13
05/01/2005 05:59 PM

Visiting professor at Alderann Univeristy.

Collections agent in charge of the Solo account.

Stormtrooper assigned to the speeder bike division of the Endor Expeditionary Force.

Belligerent alien bouncer in a cantina frequented by Jedi.

Tabula Rasa, Dance Dance Revolutionist 14,056 9
05/01/2005 06:09 PM

ANY type of teacher for Jar Jar Binks.



When I read that, I was really confused. Episodes I, II, and most likely III were so terrible and dissapointing, subconsciously, I don't even classify them as Star Wars movies.

iam Straw - Ch-ch-ch-changing! 97,995 37
05/01/2005 06:18 PM

The mechanic who had to clean out Luke's X-wing.



X-Wing Mechanic: Damn, where the hell did he land this thing?



Droid Mechanic: You think that thing has weird Shakespeare inside of it. Get a load of the R2 unit that was with it.

Under Dog 36 8
05/01/2005 10:21 PM

Wife/girlfriend/lover of Anakin Skywalker -- Talk about getting screwed! Twins of the Dark Lord in your womb? Talk about pressure...around her neck.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/01/2005 10:37 PM

Tauntaun rancher. Those things smell bad on the outside & inside,

and planet Hoth is Frostin' freezing!

Humphrey© 51,764 12
05/02/2005 01:40 AM

Jabba the Hutt's beautician.



Jabba: "It's time for my 'back, sack and crack wax."



Beautician: "Oh Lord (Vader).... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/02/2005 02:01 AM

I'm paying a homeless person $100 and will give him a ticket IF he keeps my place in line for the movie.

clueless 115 8
05/02/2005 02:06 AM

I'm paying a homeless person $100 and will give him a ticket IF he keeps my place in line for the movie.



pssst...I'll do it for $50, there's some babe on another thread will to put out if I can come up with 10K. So I'm trying to earn xtra cash.