Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
05/04/2005 11:18 PM

I hate you.



I still got a month left.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/04/2005 11:19 PM

Can I have the vodka if you're not gonna drink it?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/04/2005 11:21 PM

You should definitely post testicle pictures before you become too drunk to post.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/04/2005 11:24 PM

If you're drinking Wild Turkey, I think your feelings may not be the only things projected tonight...

Filly Harlot 39,193 20
05/04/2005 11:25 PM

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Roofie on that one. You know my email, Cap'n!

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
05/04/2005 11:25 PM

I also hate you, although I'm done friday. But before then, I need to write a 12 page paper that I just started 15 minutes ago, do a billion physics labs that I put off all semster, and study for my physics final.





I need to do especially well in physics if I wanna pass for the year, because the teacher has it out for me. Apparently telling someone that their dead son is an idiot for drowning can arouse some hatred. Some people are so touchy.

Tabula Rasa, Dance Dance Revolutionist 14,056 9
05/04/2005 11:26 PM

<action>waves large foam finger</action>

Let's go testicles, let's go!

Oscar Schnackenpfefferhausen 161,353 14
05/04/2005 11:33 PM

I just finished my algebra final. I used all my math knowledges and such to figure out that I only needed to score a 32% on the final to still get a B. Hooray for science!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/04/2005 11:36 PM

I don't see you offering to snapshot your ballsack, ninja boy. Get happy! Celebrate!

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
05/04/2005 11:37 PM

I just figured out that I am, in fact, failing all my classes.









Yay!

School's out early!



Looks like it's Wild Turkey and copious amounts of illegal activities for me too, tonight.

Pistolet 10,071 9
05/04/2005 11:46 PM

All drunken penis shots can be sent to meluvgene at yahoo dot com.



Oh, and to hell with all of you. Classes start back up for me on Monday.

Oscar Schnackenpfefferhausen 161,353 14
05/04/2005 11:49 PM

Note: I was going to make a joke here, but before I hit "submit" I realized the joke was lacking even the most rudimentary makings of humor, and so I deleted it and wrote in this note.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
05/04/2005 11:50 PM

The Wild Turkey is pretty excited about tonight, although that may just be me projecting my feelings onto it.



I give it 3 hours 'til that turkey is being projected into the toilet bowl.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/04/2005 11:54 PM

Thanks for translating my post into Australian, Sarah!

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
05/05/2005 12:22 AM

Update



Remember the book-burning scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?



Imagine if all the Nazis had been replaced by college students, and all the Jewish-sympathizing literature was replaced by outdated psychology textbooks.



And there's an angry mob of college students marching around the bonfire, chanting "The psychologists are enemies of Germany! They are responsible for our poor economy! Let's loot their shops and burn their books!"



Okay... That last part didn't happen, but the bonfire is actually going on right now on the roof of a nearby laundry room.



I'm not kidding.



Here are some pictures:



http://img211.echo.cx/img211/1378/dsc003275ny.jpg



http://img227.echo.cx/img227/6232/dsc003292ml.jpg



http://img227.echo.cx/img227/6169/dsc003309tw.jpg



More will be posted soon.

Deli (with pickles) 296 9
05/05/2005 12:31 AM

Pity the last one failed to light.

Banjoman 40 8
05/05/2005 12:33 AM

You get out early. I gotta wait until June or some Shakespearety month like that.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/05/2005 12:55 AM

Next week is the last week of classes for me.



Watch as I gracelessly limp towards the finish line!

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
05/05/2005 01:01 AM

Update



The bookfire is still burning. My esophagus is starting to burn too. Estonians may be good shipbuilders but their vodka tastes like bubonic plague.



Not that I'm going to stop drinking. I'm on my eighth drink.



I'm surprised the firefighters have not arrived yet. Maybe they're too busy posing for women's calendars.



I ran up to within three feet of the bonfire to dispose of my firefighter calendar, and to throw on more lighter-fluid.



Here's an up close picture.



The fire is currently taller than an NBA center (assuming there are some centers who are four feet tall). Maybe this fire can be the new Muggsy Bogues.

gorckat 41,132 13
05/05/2005 01:03 AM

I don't know...looks like a Klan rally to me.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
05/05/2005 01:06 AM

shut the Frost up and click my posts

gorckat 41,132 13
05/05/2005 01:08 AM

You Frost-ing lush- how the Frost do you think I Frost-ing think it looks like a Frost-ing Klan rally?



Which ones?

TableTopJane framed Roger Rabbit 173,958 15
05/05/2005 01:14 AM

Estonians may be good shipbuilders







The truth is bro, life's about greasin' the do back, buddy, and weasin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, all right? It was kinda like a harsh ride... ahhh, ahhh, owwww, owwww! We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!







Surely I'm not the only one that thought of Encino Man when they read "Estonians", am I?







I am?



















Never mind.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/05/2005 01:24 AM

Fire... gooood!

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
05/05/2005 01:43 AM

Final Update



The firefighters arrived, along with some cops. The police interviewed an Asian student whom they accused of starting the fire.



It was probably a bad night for him to "start work on a file"! Ha ha ha!



Nobody was arrested. Stay tuned to watch the season opener of "CSI: Mozambique."



Sea Legs out.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/05/2005 09:46 AM

Where are my testicle pictures? So disappointed. Other than that, looks like a fun time was had by all.

Virnomine 79,386 11
05/05/2005 09:49 AM

Promise of testicle pictures and you put up fire pictures...are you telling us you have a VD?

Mount Up on the Wings of Chickens 286,527 61
05/05/2005 09:52 AM

Sea Legs out.



I'm loving this phrase and in fact am making it the PHRASE OF THE DAY! Do your best to work it into everyday conversation. Bonus points if your co-workers look at you like you crazy.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/05/2005 10:05 AM

Who died and made you Chickens?

Captain Dan, Qwghlmian 44,452 11
06/17/2005 06:02 PM

Update



Bob Johnson has been gracious enough to host a video of the book bonfire on his website. You can see the raging inferno of knowledge, and as an added bonus, you can hear my voice!



Please wear a protective bib so that your orgasm juices don't stain your clothes.

Aroungry Aroungry Aimless 54,807 10
06/17/2005 06:12 PM

Boy, you sure do have a perrty voice *spits tobacco*

The Mighty BobJohnson, Funkmaster 178,045 22
06/17/2005 06:36 PM

If anyone is wondering why that file is called yale.mpg, there's an interesting story.



Captain Dan had named the file nothingtodowithyale.mpg, but I shortened it.



None of this is true.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/17/2005 07:23 PM

what the Frost is wrong w/ people? note, this goes on for 11 pages. my interweb is full of dorks.

Niles 3,169 9
06/17/2005 07:34 PM

<action>throws WalMart greeter at ringworm</action>







What?