Dirty Filly 39,193 20
05/06/2005 08:28 PM

Heh. Awesome. And that is safe for work, by the way.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
05/06/2005 08:31 PM

That guy was Traumatized by Goatse.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/06/2005 08:33 PM

Some bastard at Slashdot took my Goatse cherry a few years back.



As my chair started to go over backwards with me in it, I struggled to reach the power button before anyone walked past my office and saw me looking at some gaping Emerson.*



* Not to be confused with my boss, who goes by the same nickname.

Jaggy 11,895 13
05/06/2005 08:52 PM

Heh

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/06/2005 09:32 PM

Check out the top choice for recommended songs on that site Spicey gave us:



Why Don't You Want To Go To New Jersey?



<action>I believe I know the reason</action>

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/06/2005 10:48 PM

That first link with the 8 stages of goatse finally answered a question I'd been having. I always wondered what the "less than three" thing was. Seeing it *not* spelled out finally made me get it.

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/06/2005 10:50 PM

I glanced at the bottom row for that assessment sheet, and it said "Use of expensive, imaginitive, and fluent language." Is that where the term "25 cent words" come from?

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/06/2005 10:52 PM

Stage 9: "You know, with one of those mini traffic cones and a tub of astro-glide, I might be able to..."

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/06/2005 10:54 PM

Hey Sylvester...



Youse got a Frostin' problem wit da Garden State?

Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
02/08/2006 07:32 AM

Only on teh intranet. What a delight!

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/08/2006 07:48 AM

I can just imagine the teacher who graded that essay logging on later that evening to find the 'Goatse' man and lowering that guy's grade by like a billion points.

The Big Easy Chocolate Cream Cheese Cresent CTCF 65,026 15
02/08/2006 09:07 AM

Feh, I had seen a few video years before the interntet that made me go Ya'h so what. Now Chris Burns from Giant Splash Shots II, I don't see how Shakespeare don't just fall out of his ass as he walks down the street.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
02/08/2006 09:09 AM

Looking at the expressions on that guy's face, I was reminded of Jonathan Brandis.

I would make some joke about that being the extent of his acting ability, but he is dead. And this makes me sad. Man, a much younger Jane had a serious thing for that guy.

The Big Easy Chocolate Cream Cheese Cresent CTCF 65,026 15
02/08/2006 09:52 AM

What'd he die of?

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
02/08/2006 09:58 AM

He accidentally ran into his own shotgun shell.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
02/08/2006 01:32 PM

He hung himself, Trixxie.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
02/08/2006 01:53 PM

In his defense, once you get second billing to Roy Scheider and a talking dolphin a quick death is pretty much the best you can hope for.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
02/08/2006 01:55 PM

Your words cut me, Monkeyboy.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
02/08/2006 01:59 PM

I'm still bitter that The Neverending Story, wasn't.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
02/08/2006 02:03 PM

MOOOOOONCHIIIIIIILD!

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/08/2006 02:03 PM

We should invite that guy to Gab.