Frogpop 173,153 25
05/07/2005 02:01 AM

Dear Lynn-D,



I've heard that you may be the first person to have actually hit every branch on your way down. What caused you to fall out of the ugly tree, and why did you climb up it in the first place? Please answer my question in the form of a not looking at me.



Love,

Frog-P

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
05/07/2005 02:04 AM

Darling, if you are the real Lynndie, you deserve to rot in hell.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/07/2005 02:05 AM

Psst.. big guy.. Don't ask, Don't tell.

Banjoman 40 8
05/07/2005 02:06 AM

I want to ask if you do nongovernment recreational torture or if it was strictly professional and I'm out of luck.

gorckat 41,132 13
05/07/2005 02:07 AM

I've got her tits pic! Put it up Roofie!

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/07/2005 02:17 AM

wassamatter? Having trouble typing and holding the leash at the same time?

Pfc. Lynndie England 178,045 22
05/07/2005 02:19 AM

Declan! You should be ashamed! You really think I should go to hell for a minor financial indiscretion?



I mean, I realize a pyramid scheme is wrong. . . but still.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
05/07/2005 02:22 AM

Oh, must be a different Lynndie England, then.





Instead of the buttugly hilljack ho who cheerfully participated in humilation and torture.



My bad!

Pfc. Lynndie England 178,045 22
05/07/2005 02:28 AM

Frog-P:

I was ordered to climb that tree and, even though I knew it was wrong, I followed the order. At the top, I fell when I was distracted by the sight of Ann Coulter sodomizing herself with a branch from the ugly tree.



Why do you hate America?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/07/2005 02:39 AM

I don't hate America, though I am thinking of moving ahead with my lawsuit. It is unconscionable that the Government ever allowed you to participate in a group calling themselves "America's Finest".

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/07/2005 02:44 AM

So, Lynndie tell me,



Was it Marlboro or Players?

Daggy 86,705 14
05/07/2005 02:46 AM

Pssstt...... guys......



I don't think it's really her....

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
05/07/2005 02:50 AM

And you, DagE, seem to be suffering from a nasty excess of reality.



Have another drink, dear!

daisypie 49,378 9
05/07/2005 04:28 AM

Private England, though these may be troubled times, hold your head high. You are an American hero! It's true, because smarmy politicians (of all stripes) trying to curry favor from a cowed electorate say incessantly that ALL of the men & women who wear the uniform of the armed services of the United States of America are HEROES! Kudos to you, soldier!



Beyond even that, though, you, Private first class England, have achieved fame in your own right. And it is a fame beyond even that of the the elite one-named mega-superstars like, Madonna, Sting, Elvis, Cher, and the like...



YOU Lynndie, have ascended to the rarefied status of having become a VERB!



Now THAT is a first class achievement, private!

bignorm 874 9
05/07/2005 06:29 AM

I think the "highlander" is only pissed because it wasn't him in the photos.

bignorm 874 9
05/07/2005 06:35 AM

Those poor terrorists, all they wanted was to blow Shakespeare up and they were too stupid to even do that right. No wonder we're in control of their country right now.We should feel sorry for more second rate third world countries. If anyone asked me, which I know they didn't but blow me here's my opinion, it couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of Emersons.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/07/2005 06:43 AM

<action> lyndy's thread

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/07/2005 06:45 AM

Dear Lynndie,



Frost you.



Love,



Chickens



PS. Please take that in a completely non sexual way. PLEASE.

Graven Image of Snork 45,655 12
05/07/2005 07:04 AM

Dear Lynndie,



Do you like green eggs and ham?



With love and lots of kisses, (through protective film only)

Snork.

Lamburger 33,017 9
05/07/2005 07:32 AM

You sicken me, you fugly bitch. How dare you treat those prisoners in such an uncivilized way! Just because you spent your childhood bobbing for french fries doesn't give you the right to take revenge on those men. At least you put hoods over their heads so they didn't have to see your vomitous mug which would have traumatized them far worse.



Do me a favor and never reproduce, you worthless Carroll. All you have to do for birth control is leave the lights on.

Lamburger 33,017 9
05/07/2005 07:47 AM

I gotta stop using this ocean water douche...it's got too much sand.

Graven Image of Snork 45,655 12
05/07/2005 07:47 AM

I can feel the love. It tastes like boogers!

Daggy 86,705 14
05/07/2005 07:59 AM

I'm hearting the lamb today!

Daggy 86,705 14
05/07/2005 07:59 AM

Hey! Let's print out this thread and send it to her in prison!

Pfc. Lynndie England 178,045 22
05/07/2005 03:16 PM

Frost you, Bignorm! Just because Iraq didn't have as many terrorists as Afghanistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Lebanon doesn't mean. . . oh, wait, you were serious! Boy is my face red.



I really appreciate your kind words, Bignorm. Hold me. I want to lick your ear.

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
05/07/2005 09:05 PM

ugly tree...non-sexual way, PLEASE!...fugly bitch...



So what I'm readuing here is that it's ok to abuse, torture and sexually humiliate men as long as you're hot?







...

Well that explains high school, at least.