Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/08/2005 01:58 PM

You're gonna believe something from someone named "Clive"?

Action Man; Man of Action 130 8
05/08/2005 02:08 PM

You're gonna believe something from someone with the name Clive Staples!

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
05/08/2005 02:24 PM

I love Harry Potter.











This pause in my post is provided so that you may laugh at me without interrupting your reading.









It's great having a series of books that my 10 year old and I can both read and enjoy. I've always tried to read what she does. But it was hard to make myself read "I want to marry Orlando Bloom and have 10,000 of his babies!!!!!11" or some Shakespeare like that.

That said, I've also read the Chronicles with her. And she is just as excited about that movie as she is the 4th Harry Potter movie. And she was just as excited about The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I have no doubt she'll fit in just fine when she turns 18 and wants to come to GAB.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/08/2005 02:25 PM

Artemis!

I am Jack's Sperm 6,902 12
05/08/2005 02:37 PM

my 10 year old



I'm pretty sure she'd fit in just fine now.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2005 03:22 PM

Livewire, if you come to Gabboston I'll read the new Harry Potter book to you.



If you don't come to Gabboston, I'd think up something even worse.

Jaggy 11,895 13
05/08/2005 04:48 PM

Yeah Livewire, try escaping Harry Potter on July 16th. You know half the party will leave to collect their copies.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/08/2005 05:25 PM

It's true. Potter is for losers.

Tabula Rasa, Dance Dance Revolutionist 14,056 9
05/08/2005 05:47 PM

Hottgirl12988 is calling someone a "tarrd"?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/08/2005 05:56 PM

Holy crap, that will be awesome. I read all the Narnia books 10 million times when I was a kid. I exagerate: only 999,999 times.



In grade 4, when we were going to 'study' The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, I insulted the other students for not having read it before. . . . So much so that the teacher made me read a different book with all the religious fundamentalists whose parents wouldn't let them read C. S. Lewis.



I'm going to have to reread them before the movie comes out.



But what does a nerd take to a C. S. Lewis movie? Lightsabers and towels are out. . . a bible, maybe?

jclast 1,443 8
05/08/2005 06:11 PM

A talking horse?

Some magic rings (yellow or green)?



I'd take Turkish Delight. It's dorky and tasty.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2005 07:42 PM

Bob - rosary beads.



Anal beads work too, if you have enough of them. They're like rosary beads for the vision-impaired.

Dopefish 1,393 8
05/08/2005 07:50 PM

I think Harry Potter is kinda hot.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/08/2005 07:56 PM

Interesting choice of icons...



Please pick another.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/08/2005 07:56 PM

Calm down. I think she's over 18 now.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/08/2005 07:57 PM

Dopefish, you recently indicated you were new. There's no way you could know about the Harry/Hrududu situation if you're that new. Who are you?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/08/2005 07:58 PM

Maybe she lurked?

<action>tries to stiffle laughter</action>

Dopefish 1,393 8
05/08/2005 08:11 PM

Who am I?



And yes, like a good little noob, I've been lurking for about a month.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/08/2005 08:17 PM

I'm not waiting on a 4MB load, because frankly I don't care that much, but lurking works for me. Welcome.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/08/2005 08:18 PM

Just change your icon and all will be well.

Dopefish 1,393 8
05/08/2005 08:21 PM

Ok then Irish, what icon do you want me to have?

I picked the spoon because I like shiny things, and I don't see any other icons that represent shinyness.

You're ruining eveything.

*runs away crying*

Clint McSahara Hotpants 19,555 11
05/08/2005 08:26 PM

Hello Hrududu/Potter. We sure have missed you around here. (check the scrambled IP)

Rob Borer 958 8
05/08/2005 08:33 PM

I read all the Narnia books 10 million times when I was a kid. I exagerate: only 999,999 times.



9,000,001 times? Impressive.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/08/2005 09:15 PM

Dopefish == Hrududududu

Dopefish finds Hrududududu hot.



q.e.d. We need some pics of this hot girl-on-girl lesbian masturbation action.

Hammerhead is in mourning. 59,399 14
05/08/2005 09:21 PM

Potter, you sack of Shakespeare. Did you learn nothing from your banning? I'd suggest leaving now and not returning.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 09:45 PM

Being underage and announcing it proudly all over the board without shame.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/08/2005 09:46 PM

Several people reported her to John because she stated several times that she's underage.



She'll be welcomed back as soon as she's 18 and in anticipation of that John is leaving her pic in the album.



Personally, I think it's a shame she made it public and it's a shame people turned her in. And it's a shame I brought attention to her identity here and it's a shame people outed her IP's.

Shame 203,956 21
05/08/2005 09:48 PM

Hey how did I get brought into this?





You all suck.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 09:58 PM

No, it's a shame that she didn't learn from the first time she was around that one slip up and people will find out who you are.



And it's a shame that she's a Frost-ing asshat. I haven't reported her, and won't, but I'd guess if someone did, John'd ban her permanantly for violating the terms of service again.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/08/2005 10:00 PM

Jesus.

Shame 203,956 21
05/08/2005 10:01 PM

This is a real shame.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/08/2005 10:02 PM

Ditto click for Roofie, and a big STFU! for Hammerhead...

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 10:09 PM

Hey, I'm not against her coming back when she's allowed. But it's pretty stupid to get banned, lurk nli for a while, and decide that you're special enough to create a new login and come back, violating the ban.

Filly 39,193 20
05/08/2005 10:10 PM

No, it's a shame that she didn't learn from the first time she was around that one slip up and people will find out who you are.



Christ, Hammerhead. I realize that compared to you, I'm still a noob or whatever, but I really don't give a Shakespeare. You are an asshat. I can't stand you. You're not funny, you insult people, and you choose to ignore people that are funnier than you. And before you start on the "you're a cumguzzling piece of Shakespeare Carrollblock" deal, know this: I don't care. Nor will I ever care. Frost off and learn the ways of teh funny.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/08/2005 10:20 PM

For Christ sakes Hammer, share the playground. I know that you have been around longer than I, but you might have the sandiest vagina of all time.



If the problem is that she is breaking the rules and you have an issue with that, I call you a hypocrite. This site is all about stepping over boundries and finding ways to screw with people. How many people did the Credit Card Scam bring to the site? Or the MassPike joke?



This site applauds people's ability to Frost around with authority figures or gate keepers of information.



Lighten up and laugh.

Livewire 78,229 13
05/08/2005 10:46 PM

Fluro managed to go for years without anyone noticing he was underage, because he just didn't mention it. I think he was 10 when he signed up.



I was going to say that he was accepted because he didn't post anything retarded, but that's not altogether true. The reason we like him is because he has the good retardation.



Good retardation makes you dress up like the photo album pictures or post Dr. Seuss parodies. Bad retardation makes you post about how much you like Insane Clown Posse.

Livewire 78,229 13
05/08/2005 10:48 PM

Filly, you're a... you're a...



Piss. I can't top cumguzzling piece of Shakespeare Carrollblock.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/08/2005 10:55 PM

That's the reason we like Filly, she's a good cumguzzling piece of Shakespeare Carrollblock.

Filly 39,193 20
05/08/2005 10:59 PM

I'm trying to decide if I should be insulted or not. I'm gonna go with not.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 11:01 PM

Christ, Hammerhead. I realize that compared to you, I'm still a noob or whatever, but I really don't give a Shakespeare. You are an asshat. I can't stand you. You're not funny, you insult people, and you choose to ignore people that are funnier than you. And before you start on the "you're a cumguzzling piece of Shakespeare Carrollblock" deal, know this: I don't care. Nor will I ever care. Frost off and learn the ways of teh funny.





???



Filly, I don't know what bug is up your ass. I'm not doing anything about any of this, but posting my opinion. I don't care one way or the other about Potter being here or not.



Also, if you haven't learned by now that nothing is as it seems here, then you really need to re-evaluate your thoughts on this place.



Once and for all, IT'S A Frost-ing SCHTICK. I insult no0bs. Until they prove themselves. I'm not a bitter, vindictive, or hateful person. And I only throw insults as part of the normal community dynamic.



Think what you will. People here say every day that many no0bs don't go through hazing.



Take a chill, please. I have no quarrel with you, and I don't care if you don't like me.

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/08/2005 11:02 PM

"She's a good cumguzzling piece of Shakespeare Carrollblock."



I sense another Big Red Jesus album title.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 11:07 PM

Oh, and have a nice day. I'm really not upset. However, yes, I do have a problem with someone who's been banned coming back before they're allowed because they think they can.



Yes, John brought us the funny by giving us pranks against "the man". That's great. But if you got thrown out of a bar and told not to come back until they allowed you to, would you try to go back, knowing you'd probably get your ass kicked by the bouncers?

daisypie 49,378 9
05/08/2005 11:11 PM

Shove your Frost-ing SCHTICK up your ass, HH...





...That's probably where you pulled it out of to begin with.

Filly 39,193 20
05/08/2005 11:12 PM

Filly, I don't know what bug is up your ass. I'm not doing anything about any of this, but posting my opinion. I don't care one way or the other about Potter being here or not.



I think what isn't up my ass is the problem. You've been the most vocal person about Potter being banned, don't try it.



Also, if you haven't learned by now that nothing is as it seems here, then you really need to re-evaluate your thoughts on this place.



Oh, I've learned that. Have you?



Once and for all, IT'S A breeding SCHTICK. I insult no0bs. Until they prove themselves. I'm not a bitter, vindictive, or hateful person. And I only throw insults as part of the normal community dynamic.



That's gotta be the oldest and worst damn excuse in the book. As Demo has said over and over again, you don't have to be an Emerson to everyone to be funny. At least get some new excuses, please.



Think what you will. People here say every day that many no0bs don't go through hazing.



Yeah, and I'm one of them. Point?

Filly 39,193 20
05/08/2005 11:13 PM

Take a chill, please. I have no quarrel with you, and I don't care if you don't like me.



You know that expression "It takes two to tango"? It doesn't. It really doesn't. And you irritate the Shakespeare out of me, so yeah.



Oh, and have a nice day. I'm really not upset. However, yes, I do have a problem with someone who's been banned coming back before they're allowed because they think they can.



Yeah, I'm not upset either. I am, however, having fun pissing off one of the biggest Emersons in the place. And if she's 18 now, then it's allowed, is it not?



Yes, John brought us the funny by giving us pranks against "the man". That's great. But if you got thrown out of a bar and told not to come back until they allowed you to, would you try to go back, knowing you'd probably get your ass kicked by the bouncers?



I really think in this case, it's just one "bouncer." And that's you.



Summary: shut it. And keep it shut, if would you be so kind.

Livewire 78,229 13
05/08/2005 11:21 PM

Hammerhead provides a valuable service free of charge, and makes me laugh while doing it. Any of you that wants to take a shot at Hammerhead, is going to have to come through me!



...right after you've finished with Hammerhead.

Filly 39,193 20
05/08/2005 11:23 PM

Livewire, I have no idea what you just said.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/08/2005 11:23 PM

That's pretty tough talk, for a Canadian!

Tabula Rasa, Dance Dance Revolutionist 14,056 9
05/08/2005 11:25 PM

Look, I'm not defending/agreeing with anyone. But I think Potter should not have come back under a different name trying to be someone else. She should've outright admitted who she was.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 11:25 PM

If she's 18, then she wouldn't need to have a new login. John would have given her back her old one. But as I remember, her 18th birthday isn't until December, right? So if I'm wrong, then welcome back. But IF I'm right, then go the Frost away.



I haven't been the most vocal about her banning. I do seem to remember several threads about it, none started by me.



Also, you're not pissing me off, but it's funny you're getting riled up.



And wow, you really don't know me at all, do you?

lycos 291 8
05/08/2005 11:25 PM

I've been reading this website for three months, and it seems like certain posters (Hammerhead, Donkey, Sombrero, Virnomine, etc.) never have anything more to contribute than uncreative putdowns. I assume that these putdowns are intended to be humorous- this is a comedy website, correct?



Ha. Ha. Ha.



Nothing kills the potential for humor more than slow-witted "internet tough guys" like yourselves (your photos indicate that you could never pull this off in real life). While you are busy typing your unfunny vitriolic responses to this post and Filly's, please consider what you are saying.



Is it funny?



Does it make you seem like a person who belongs on a comedy website, or an ugly self-loathing jerk?



If the answer is the latter, then you ought to stop posting. You are wasting the reader's time.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
05/08/2005 11:26 PM

<action>gets between Filly and Hammerhead and tries to push them apart. Attempts to grope Filly in the process, then confuses his right from his left and mistakenly gropes Hammerhead instead</action>

Oh Jesus. This is awkward. I think I'll be going now.

Darth McRib 13,155 9
05/08/2005 11:33 PM

Do I sound angry in this post?



Wait I'll try something else.



How about now?





No?



I'll use BOLD, I swear!









FEAR ME, N00BS, FOR I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THESE ON EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!







That's how I look at every post of someone trying to haze a n00b, over the freaking internet of all things. Oh, how I laugh.

Filly 39,193 20
05/08/2005 11:35 PM

I agree with you, Tab. I really don't have much of an opinion on the Potter thing. I'm just going at HH's throat tonight because it's amusing me.



Oh, and HH? Don't flatter yourself.. I'm not riled up. I'm just having fun right now and it'll end fast before I, oh, what is it? Right, before I "go have sex with the real-live woman waiting for me in bed because I have a life."

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/08/2005 11:36 PM

Thanks for noticing, lycos.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/08/2005 11:37 PM

Proper grammar, syntax, spelling, and a cogent argument presented rationally?



Lycos will never make it around here...

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 11:37 PM

No, no, no, Filly. It's "I have a wife." I've never claimed to have a life.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/08/2005 11:39 PM

Don't flatter yourself.. I'm not riled up...



Way to blow the illusion for me, Filly.

Filly 39,193 20
05/08/2005 11:39 PM

My mistake.



Oh, and HH? Don't flatter yourself.. I'm not riled up. I'm just having fun right now and it'll end fast before I, oh, what is it? Right, before I "go have sex with the real-live woman waiting for me in bed because I have a life. I have a wife."

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 11:40 PM

Thank you.

gorckat 41,132 13
05/08/2005 11:45 PM

Alright, people, I've said it before, but it bears saying again.



A couple of I feel statements, without interrutpion and a hug will make this all better.















































I feel like a dirty old bastard when I call Filly 'baby'. Now come here and give me a hug, baby!

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/08/2005 11:48 PM

Say bears again, and you'll make friends with Declan.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/09/2005 03:34 AM

A talking horse?



Holy Shakespeare.



Please don't tell me a movie about Mr. Ed is about to be inflicted on the public.

jclast 1,443 8
05/09/2005 03:55 AM

I'm a sucker for good children's literature. That's why I know:



talking horse: From "The Horse and His Boy." The story of Shasta. Takes place during "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe"



magic rings: From "The Magician's Nephew." First tools ever used to (indirectly) enter Narnia.



Turkish Delight: From "The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." This is what the White Witch bribes Edmund with. He does all sort of snarky things afterwards. It's damn tasty, too.

NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912 12
05/09/2005 06:52 AM

My opinion.. John doesn't really give a Shakespeare. It's been said before, the "I'm over 18" disclaimer is more than enough protection on his part.



He banned her because she publicly announced her minor status. He banned her because hypocritical Emersons and bitches who call this place their own decided to report her for being underage.



If he truly cared whether people here were 18 or not, he wouldn't have banned her username.. he would've banned her IP.



Now can we please just shut the Frost up about the whole goddamn thing and just have some Frost-ing fun!!!



Emersons go back to being Emersons.. bitches go back to being bitches.. everyone else go back to being whatever is it that you were.. and I'll go back to being the guy with the creepy icon.



Deal?



Now STFU (or SUYT, whichever).

Clint McSahara Hotpants 19,555 11
05/09/2005 09:01 AM

Hear hear.



Dopefish in all likelyhood won't be banned, since the IP doesn't mean that it's 100% certain that she is actually Potter. Thus she should be safe as long as she doesn't confirm that theory. </hint>



Besides, most people seem to enjoy a bit of Potter here on Zug. McPants certainly does, even though he finds the constant *runs away crying*, *hides in a corner* somewhat annoying.



So stop arguing and bring on teh funny. Oh, and SUPT.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/09/2005 09:41 AM

HH, you have once again shown yourself to be ZUG's #1 Shakespearehead.



You were an irritating bastard about your icon, you were even more irritating about the closing of the store, your treatment of n00bs is rarely if ever funny and just plain malicious, and you are the first person since Ford who I've blocked on IM. You are the first person I've created an email filter to delete without reading. Your impersontation of the animal souls 'bots was also an inspired bit of dipShakespearetery.



Stop trying to act like 1) you are important; 2) your seniority makes you any less of a prick; 3) anyone likes you.



I've been pulling my punches with you, but no more. There is a twenty gallon drum of Frost waiting for you in Boston.



With a large bowl of dick as a sidedish. Go die.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/09/2005 10:05 AM

Thanks, Phuc. Now tell me how you really feel.

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
05/09/2005 10:11 AM

...a twenty gallon drum of Frost...



Is that going to be large enough? I can't imagine him fitting into even a 55 gallon drum.

SteroidsAreForWinners 10 9
05/09/2005 10:40 AM

Is this Boston thing Pay Per View? Sounds like its going to be one hell of a fight.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/09/2005 10:42 AM

So. Annoying.



But I'll put my two cents in.



1. Hammerhead is a toolbag.

2. Who cares if she came back.

3. I'm confused in general about the dirtiness of the site. We have a swearbot, but then again we have a tits page.

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
05/09/2005 10:46 AM

Corallaries to 3:



3a: Copius amounts of this and this.

3b: Most people seem ot be sexually frustrated and vocal about it.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/09/2005 10:48 AM

Oh, and Al, coming from and elitist, priggish, condisending Emerson like you, I take everything you've said as a compliment.



I may be an equal opportunity offender, but you take this place way more seriously than I do. And you get pissed at anyone and anything that doesn't match your views, wit, or outlook.



I thought you were a bigger person than that, but it seems that I was wrong. And since you're so petty as to block me from IM and filter me from e-mail, then I guess I have no reason ever to contact you again.



Oh, and as far as my attitude towards the store closing, I take the jokes in stride. But I'm sure that you'd feel Shakespearety too if John suddenly decided to no longer use your artwork on here, thus nullifying your contribution to this site.



Feel how you will. I haven't done anything but give my opinion. It may be unpopular, but it's still my opinion. I guess someone with a different worldview than you is just not good enough.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/09/2005 10:49 AM

condisending





Stick to the purely monosyllabic, HH. Don't get fancy.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/09/2005 10:50 AM

And I know I spelled condescending wrong.

turtle10 42,578 26
05/09/2005 11:10 AM

I'm glad I ate breakfast while reading this. It is like dinner theatre. <action>whistles through fingers and yells "encore" </action>

daisypie 49,378 9
05/09/2005 11:22 AM

...There is a twenty gallon drum of Frost waiting for you in Boston.



With a large bowl of dick as a sidedish...



::Note To Self::



In Boston, DO NOT eat in Chinatown.

Ditdah did Hat 123,110 14
05/09/2005 11:34 AM

Ok, I've stayed out of this thread until today because I didn't want to read a dorky "Potter/Narnia" debate. I checked in today to see why a stupid geek thread was still at the top of the list.



WHY DID'T SOMEONE TELL ME THERE WAS A FIGHT GOING ON? I miss all the fun.



*runs away crying to piss off McPants*

Phuc 237,919 21
05/09/2005 12:18 PM

Ahhh, such vitriol coming from the pettiest of all petty little weenies is like a large tub of butter on a hundred rashers of bacon.



HH, you have no Frost-ing clue. And as for taking Shakespeare seriously, you have even less of a clue.



Obviously, you really don't know what an obnoxious hateful dick you are, so I offer you the opportunity to learn in any way you would like, including a fist fight.



Anyone wanna place bets? All proceeds go to the Po' folks fund!!!

Phuc 237,919 21
05/09/2005 12:20 PM

Oh, and asswad: me blocking you has nothing to do with being petty. It has everything to do with clearing up bandwidth of whiney questions from a weenie who can't even think for himself.

Clint McSahara Hotpants 19,555 11
05/09/2005 12:31 PM

*runs away crying to piss off McPants*



Only annoying if done excessively. The Pants are docile.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
05/09/2005 12:55 PM

I hope they don't make the talking animals look all stupid.

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
05/09/2005 01:17 PM

What the Frost is wrong with you people? Did everyone decide to have an "I hate HH" day?

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
05/09/2005 01:19 PM

I love all of you.

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/09/2005 01:22 PM

I love watching two titans of being online dicks, fight to the bloody death...in a thread about Harry Potter and Narnia.



It's like watching a Tyson fight in a Chuck E Cheese.

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/09/2005 01:27 PM

Nice to know you're thinking it necessary to resort to physical violence over a stupid and pointless arguement.



I'm going to take the high ground here and drop this. It has nothing to do with either one of us being right or wrong. I don't like you, you don't like me. Let's leave it at that.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/09/2005 01:31 PM

Where's Reginald Denny when we need him?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/09/2005 01:32 PM

<action>laughs at what started out as a collaborative effort to bust HH's balls, but has turned into a bitch fight</action>

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/09/2005 01:33 PM

I just realized I've eaten some form of mexican food every day for like a week. go me!

Ditdah - 68 days away 123,110 14
05/09/2005 01:35 PM

Awww - poor Fabs!!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/09/2005 01:49 PM

I suggest all the bitchy people in this thread take 5 minutes and go play with this. It's safe for work, and maybe it will help you get rid of some of your anger. With any luck, some of you may be able to get back to being funny.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/09/2005 01:50 PM

If the bubble popping isn't working, maybe you should contact your insurance company and see if they would cover the cost of having the stick removed from your ass.

newwave 45,912 10
05/09/2005 01:51 PM

I love all of you too, Britt.

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
05/09/2005 01:56 PM

Newwave, you are my favorite.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/09/2005 03:08 PM

Newb-bashing Emerson? Or COMIC GENIUS!



You decide.





Dopefish

5/08/2005 6:50 pm [7_QpgOvT+dsKKVXvNWENVg]



I think Harry Potter is kinda hot.





Hammerhead the Great

5/09/2005 9:50 am [7_QpgOvT+dsKKVXvNWENVg]



And I know I spelled condescending wrong.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
05/09/2005 03:10 PM

DUNN DUNN DUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!

Ditdah - 68 days away 123,110 14
05/09/2005 03:21 PM

Or Dogs being a dumbass?



Hammerhead the Great

5/09/2005 9:50 am [lNJXKLua25_DPTGSXZdrwQ]



And I know I spelled condescending wrong.

turtle10 42,578 26
05/09/2005 03:23 PM

Where's Reginald Denny VelJohnson when we need him?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/09/2005 03:35 PM

Ditdah,

Thanks for playing.



To prove my dumbassity, you would have to copy and paste both of their encoded IPs, because each one of us sees a different string there.



Oh, and I think you got some sand in your Massengill.

newwave 45,912 10
05/09/2005 03:38 PM

Undoubtedly trying to keep up with that zany wisecracker Steve Urkel on TGIF's "Family Matters."

Ditdah - 68 days away 123,110 14
05/09/2005 03:39 PM

OK, fine - HERE:



Dopefish

5/08/2005 6:50 pm [pu+lx6oW21NmHXpC8K+u4w]



I think Harry Potter is kinda hot.



Hammerhead the Great

5/09/2005 9:50 am [lNJXKLua25_DPTGSXZdrwQ]



And I know I spelled condescending wrong.



Sorry I am not as much of an Internet dork as you.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/09/2005 03:44 PM

yeah, dogs, mine doesn't have the same IP either. Must have been a glitch in the Matrix. Watch out for any guys in suits and sunglasses.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/09/2005 03:46 PM

"Dumbass" and "dork" in one day.



That's more than anyone else has said to me in a year.

Ditdah - 68 days away 123,110 14
05/09/2005 03:50 PM

SEE? I mean, I'm not trying to take sides in the "battle" here, but let's not blame HH for something he didn't do. And Dogs, if you are the one that maha'd me, lighten up.



If not, sorry. *kiss, kiss*

newwave 45,912 10
05/09/2005 03:55 PM

Hey, I didn't maha you either. Where's my kiss-kiss?

Phuc 237,919 21
05/09/2005 04:11 PM

Go ahead and drop it, Frostnutt. I'm not threatening you with physical violence, I'm offering it as a means of helping you realize what a loser you are. If you read a threat in what I wrote, then you're an even bigger Poe than I thought you were.



And since you seem to relish malice against n00bs and others, I'm ready to give you a taste of your own medicine in the real world if you want.



If this little tete a tete is making anyone else uncomfortable, I apologize. Just look it as though I've stepped in dogShakespeare and I'm having a hard time scraping it off.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/09/2005 04:15 PM

<action> hates lycos now </action>

I didn't even post in this thread (because I thought it was ALL about the stupid movie) and still got grouped into the Emerson category.



Which is pretty cool, because I like to pride myself on that.



However, My assholiness comes from most peoples lack of Common sense.





I'm going to rest with my head on a pillow of contentedness knowing that Lycos's only Full Pee tube came from "Agree" clicks rather than "Ha Ha" clicks, And pretty much negates his/her whole point about only posting to be funny. Would you like some salt and pepper for that tasty foot?



Also, I'm only defending myself on this one. That comment "(your photos indicate that you could never pull this off in real life)" in regards to being an internet tough guy, is pretty uncalled for.

Ask anyone who read about it and cared to remember, I am a bouncer at a club. I'm an Emerson to most people, I'm sarcastic too. I've never been in a fight there, And the respect pours in from almost every single patron.

Just wanted to let you know, You cant really judge Shakespeare from a shoulders-up picture, can you?











Now, For a taste of some relevancy.



Harry Potter IS for losers, indeed.



The Lord of the Rings trilogy is where all the cool people hang.

Ditdah - 68 days away 123,110 14
05/09/2005 04:18 PM

Um - just curious - if it makes someone uncomfortable, couldn't they just stop reading it?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/09/2005 04:25 PM

I'm ready to give you a taste of your own medicine in the real world if you want.

<action>pees in Al's soda</action>



Just keep him distracted.

Chance 171,275 14
05/09/2005 04:55 PM

My favorite dessert is warm apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/09/2005 05:11 PM

And on the subject of this post, I grew up reading the Narnia books. They were read to me by our child-molesting baby sitter, so you can tell that this series is dear to my heart.



For those who haven't read them, they're like the "Left Behind" series but for little kids.



The movies will sink like a lead balloon and Aslan will crap on the producers for defiling His name without even making a profit.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/09/2005 06:10 PM

So, I make a joke to try and calm down the whole pissing contest, and I end up in a pissing contest.



AND I get my ass handed to me by a girl.



Irony and redress.

gorckat 41,132 13
05/09/2005 06:14 PM

Irony and redress.



When your clothes are all wrinkly, it usually is best to iron them and redress, I concur.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
05/09/2005 06:21 PM

Harry Potter is for losers. Winners spend all their time trying to be funny on zug.com. It's the recipe for success. Hermoine is good with the magic wand.

gorckat 41,132 13
05/09/2005 06:22 PM

Yes, Blaise- Heroine is good with a magic wand, although I usually just call it a needle.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/09/2005 06:46 PM

I was going to say that they need to make a movie based on "The Phantom Tollbooth, but apparently, someone actually did! One of my faves as a little, little kid.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/09/2005 06:47 PM

that movie looks crappy, though.

Aimless 54,807 10
05/09/2005 06:53 PM

I'm not reading this whole thread. I just wanted to say that I have ALWAYS been enthralled with "Turkish delight" since the first time I saw the movie (yes, I saw the movie WAY before I ever read the book.) When I was in Banff, Canada this past March we passed a candy shop that had this confection in the window.



"TURKISH DELIGHT!!" I screamed to my family. "I HAVE to try it."



So we all went in a got a piece.



It was the most horrific crap I had ever eaten in my life. It was a cube of horrible covered in cornstarch with a light lemon scent.



Moral of the story: There is nothing delightful about the Turkish.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/09/2005 07:19 PM

You've never had this, Aimless?



If you can't get them in Amerikuh, Then I feel bad for you. And would probably ship some.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/09/2005 10:45 PM

If the bubble popping isn't working, maybe you should contact your insurance company and see if they would cover the cost of having the stick removed from your ass.



Hey, here's a side-dish of Frost for you. If you feel like defending someone who is to this community what ebola is to the human body, then you run the risk of making yourself a target of unmitigated ire. Not like anyone is going to give you any hateration... I'm just sayin.



Besides, it's fun to bait the Froster because his responses are really narcissistic and weird. It's like being able to follow the early years of Henry Lee Lucas or something.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/10/2005 02:16 AM

Map of Narnia

Hammerhead the Great 59,399 14
05/10/2005 02:20 AM

I didn't know Narnia was a box of words.

jclast 1,443 8
05/10/2005 02:41 AM

Yeah, it's tricky that way.

Livewire 78,229 13
05/10/2005 02:42 AM

Seconded, Sombrero. It's the most unlikely chocolate bar. But the wonderful taste is impossible to describe in terms of flavour. It's the taste equivalent of fondling a pair of firm breasts.

Lamburger 33,017 9
05/10/2005 02:58 AM

<action>leaps into thread</action> Did somebody say firm breasts?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/10/2005 03:06 AM

meh

Humphrey© 51,764 12
05/10/2005 04:01 AM

I have never cooked pork belly before so when I saw a lump in Chinatown on Sunday I bought it. I had this great Asian recipe that involved boiling it then roasting it with a spice rub. Anyway after I boiled it I took it out to cool and noticed that it had NIPPLES!!!!! Imagine an 80 year old woman left in a hot bath for too long. That's what boiled pig nipples look like







We had pizza for dinner.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/10/2005 04:46 AM

If the bubble popping isn't working, maybe you should contact your insurance company and see if they would cover the cost of having the stick removed from your ass.



Hey, here's a side-dish of Frost for you. If you feel like defending someone who is to this community what ebola is to the human body, then you run the risk of making yourself a target of unmitigated ire. Not like anyone is going to give you any hateration... I'm just sayin.





Al, did you bother to read the post above that last one I made?



I suggest all the bitchy people in this thread take 5 minutes and go play with this. It's safe for work, and maybe it will help you get rid of some of your anger. With any luck, some of you may be able to get back to being funny.



I wasn't defending anyone. And I wasn't talking to anyone in particular. I was talking to all of the Frost-ing fart smiths in this thread. This place is slowly turning into a cesspool filled with sad, bitter little people.

Lamburger 33,017 9
05/10/2005 06:45 AM

Delicious sad, bitter little people.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/10/2005 07:37 AM

This place is slowly turning into a cesspool filled with sad, bitter little people.



It's always been like that. Wake up.



I've got my happy moments, but when some nutjob won't let up on wiping his ass week after week on n00bs and being a singularly annoying ass at every opportunity, I call in a truck to dump sand in my vagina.



My only regret is that some of my posts lack an attempt at humor.



Telling bitchy GABbers to chill is like trying to stop a flesh eating virus with harsh reprimands.

gorckat 41,132 13
05/10/2005 07:45 AM

Bad virus! If you eat on more cell, I'm going to wash you out with antibioticcs! Go sit in timeout!



Nope, doesn't work well.

Aimless 54,807 10
05/10/2005 10:11 AM

No Hat I have never tried the "Big Turk" but after my experience with the little turk I doubt I'll be delighting in anything turkish again.



You silly Canadians DO have a candy bar that I love though. I bought like 10 of these to bring home last visit to canada.

jaheira 143 9
05/16/2005 08:46 AM

You know when you go to the toilet and find someone's ovulation test sitting there? You know that?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/22/2005 04:07 PM

<action> burp </action>

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/22/2005 04:19 PM

Hey! It's official. I officially hate JK!

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
11/21/2005 03:03 AM

Today I saw a guy who had neck tattoos on both sides of his neck, like a matching set.



I really liked that because I'm into symmetry.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/21/2005 03:36 AM

bilateral symmetry is best.

773 7
11/22/2005 09:40 PM

ha ha ha lol roflmao omg lol

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 09:47 PM

Bloody hell (they say that too much) Harry Potter sucks! It doesn't take much skill to wave a wand and mumble a few words to yourself then magic stuff happens.

Filly Harlot 39,193 20
05/11/2006 12:16 AM

Heh heh heh. Just for millie.





This thread still makes me laugh. I almsot miss HH. Wait, no, that was gas.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/03/2010 05:18 PM

Hahaha, Hammerhead. What ever happened to him?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/03/2010 05:36 PM

I dunno.. guess he got a life or something. What a loser!

Under the spell of Diana 101,398 77
08/03/2010 06:34 PM

Spicey donkey-called HH a week or so ago. Good times.

I like this thread because I got to see Lamburger's icon again. So sassy!

Declan McManus Original since 2010 131,874 36
08/03/2010 08:00 PM

Holy craposis. I agree with Unders about something. I miss Lamburger, as well.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/03/2010 11:35 PM

Lamburger and Livewire. When I saw this thread I thought maybe he had come back too. *le sigh*