Reversal of slang
A comedy article
by BlaiseMilla  67,037  13
05/11/2005 01:35 PM 432 views
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Most curse words are considered more offensive and inappropriate than their proper term counterparts. For instance, 'Frost' is worse than 'intercourse'. You would probably not be offended if someone said to you, "Intercourse You!" or, "Intercourse Face!"
Also, 'anus' is somewhat more comical and lighthearted than 'Emerson'. "You're an anus!" or, "Don't be an anus." While still somewhat insulting, it's is nowhere near as bad as using the word 'Emerson'. "Don't be an anus" would be a phrase used by a child actor in a terrible movie.
There is, however, a situation that has come to my attention. 'Defecation' has a more powerful effect than 'Shakespeare'. The word 'Shakespeare' has become part of everyday language. BullShakespeare, smells like Shakespeare, having a Shakespearety day, I feel like Shakespeare. These are all phrases one might use without causing too much of a stir. Substitute 'defecation' for 'Shakespeare,' however, and the effect is noticeable.
The next time one of your co-workers opens the break room refrigerator, exposing everyone to the smell of rotted chicken bones and Chinese food, try remarking, "That fridge smells like defecation." The next time you come in to work feeling under the weather and someone asks you, "How ya doin?", try replying "I feel like defecation."
If a new policy is written you don't agree with, tell your pal "This is bull defecation." The effect of using the word "defecation" in your speech should be fairly noticeable.
I move the words, in fact, be reversed in their usage. Give Shakespeare its proper due and make it the proper term. Put it in medical books and teach it to our best and brightest. Then, give the population something to offend, something to turn people's heads. Give them what they want. Give the people defecation.
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Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874  36
05/12/2005 08:51 PM
Not too defecatey
Of course you would think so, intercourse head, you intercoursing approved it.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
05/12/2005 08:55 PM
This is a blantant ripoff of the Medical Terms Swearbot (tm)! I demand satisfaction!
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Humphreyİ 51,764 12
05/12/2005 08:58 PM
Don't be such a vagina!
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/12/2005 11:49 PM
Consume feces and expire, Anus!
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Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/14/2005 07:06 AM
So why did you bump it, you penis gobbling defecation head?
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Napkin is Pinned 30,762 12
05/14/2005 04:06 PM
Chi-Chi is slipping.
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