Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/11/2005 04:11 PM

Photoshop King/Queen GABber





No Key Bandit

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
05/11/2005 04:11 PM

Over 18,000 ottos in less than a year?





Frost you...Frost you up your fat, hairy ass.

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
05/11/2005 04:12 PM

God, I don't fit into any of these catagories...





Frost-ing Shakespeare!

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
05/11/2005 04:13 PM

Shouldn't that be Mostly Harmless GABber?

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/11/2005 04:18 PM

Over 18,000 ottos in less than a year?



It's cause ollie's smart. He knows how funny chicld molestation humor is.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 04:20 PM

Woa woa woa! Slow down now! I can't count all these votes at once!

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/11/2005 04:21 PM

Oh yeah, this will end well.



Most Offensive GABber: Napkin. Except the part about clicking them.



Most Harmless GABber: Bob Johnson. But only because I don't understand the Tralfameadorean insult exchange rate.



Most Random GABber: GARLIC PHLA-VOURED JELLY BEANS!



Most Intelligent GABber: Dogs Akimbo.



Who's the Best GABbber in the Whole Wide World, Ess Oo Is, Ess Oo Iss, Oh What a GOOD GABber Oo Are. : Mr Muffs. Ess oo is!

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
05/11/2005 04:23 PM

GABber whose done the least for his race:



SR

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/11/2005 04:26 PM

"Obnoxious" is a race now?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/11/2005 04:30 PM

Most Harmless GABber

Demo. If Demo doesn't win, this contest is rigged. He makes me laugh more than most, but he doesn't get his laughs at someone else's expense.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/11/2005 04:30 PM

I love that I posted that right after he called SR obnoxious.





Ollie, I think there needs to be more categories. Four just isn't enough.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
05/11/2005 04:32 PM

Most Likely to Start a Poll Ranking GABbers, Which Will Undoubtedly End in Hurt Feelings and Lingering Hatred for Others:



Tabula Rasa, but Ollie's gaining

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 04:33 PM

So go ahead and cast your votes, and feel free to add more categories as you see fit.



Ahem.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/11/2005 04:34 PM

Mostly Harmless



I don't know, jane . . it could be Demo, BobJohnson, or Spicey, really.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/11/2005 04:35 PM

Most Offensive GABber: Chris Garrett. Subtle but disturbing.



Most Harmless GABber: I would've said Demo Monkey until I saw how that icon looked on him. Now I have nightmares about him stealing my bananas. Now I'm going to go with BobJohnson, eh?



Most Random GABber: That's a tough one. I'm going to go with Filly. She flip flops more than John Kerry reincarnated as a salmon during spawning season.



Most Intelligent GABber: Gotta go with Chris Garrett again. Few have reached his level of genius as many times as he has.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/11/2005 04:39 PM

gabber most likely to get his dick sucked by al at the party: Chris Garrett.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/11/2005 04:40 PM

gabber most likely to beat Kake's ass at the party Phuc

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/11/2005 04:40 PM

I'm not sure "Obnoxious" is even an insult around here. There are at least 4 people I can think of right off the bat who wear that schtick as a badge of honour.



So many in fact that the rest of us newcomers only had two schticks to choose from last year: "Intellectual Canadian", and "Drunken Trollop".



I mention this for no reason.

I drank WHAT? 977 9
05/11/2005 04:41 PM

<action> is trying to me modest </action>

Drunken Trollop 44,452 11
05/11/2005 04:41 PM

Demo won the coin toss.

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
05/11/2005 04:54 PM

GABber least likely to sleep with gorckat in a million years: Filly, cause she told me so, baby.



GABber most likely to publicly adopt you as a friend if you admit to clicking him: gorckat



Virn was my newest friend, but Kakes said I'm growing on him in a way more favorable than Herpes (at least that's how I read it.)



I've avoided the 'core' categories due to my lack of time here.

Filly 39,193 20
05/11/2005 04:58 PM

GABber least likely to sleep with gorckat in a million years: Filly, cause she told me so, baby.



Do. Not. Speak Type. My. Name.

I drank WHAT? 977 9
05/11/2005 05:04 PM

gabber most likely to beat Kake's ass at the party Phuc Fluffy.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/11/2005 05:04 PM

Can't I at least get nominated for "Gabber most likely to be arrested for public nudity in Boston"?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 05:04 PM

I am more than a little hurt that no one thinks I am the most offensive. I mean...child molestation is one of my biggest schticks.



I think I'm gonna go off and cry into my pillow...



....that is filled with the pubic hair of barely pubescent girls.

Filly 39,193 20
05/11/2005 05:06 PM

No. See, Ollie, that's not offensive. That's just plain nasty, man.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
05/11/2005 05:06 PM

Most Offensive GABber: I would say Napkin, but I think Oliver's joke about an actual dead baby puts him over the edge.



Most Harmless GABber: Demo



Most Random GABber: Bonky (duh)



Most Intelligent GABber: Nutbutter thinks he is, but I'm going with Whistler.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/11/2005 05:07 PM

GABber most likely to get shot under suspicion of being a terrorist: fluffy

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/11/2005 05:07 PM

<action> sings:</action>



Gorkat and Filly

settin' in a tree...

Filly 39,193 20
05/11/2005 05:08 PM

<action>shudders and becomes violently ill</action>

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
05/11/2005 05:08 PM

Dammit Ollie, I swear I picked you before you started bitching. Now I look like an asskisser.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
05/11/2005 05:10 PM

The only thing Fluffy can beat is his Coleridge. And he probably doesn't even do that very well.





For most harmless, I'd agree that its Demo. He can say some hilarious stuff without offending everyone. I recall Phla being quite good at that too, so I'd nominate both of them.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
05/11/2005 05:12 PM

For most offensive, Oliver or Nerd. Really, its a choice between a child molester and a self proclaimed Nazi.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 05:12 PM

Erika, you can kiss my ass anytime. I even left a little present there for ya. I'll give you a hint. It isn't a toaster.

Filly 39,193 20
05/11/2005 05:14 PM

I love Stewie. That is all.

Fluffy the cappacino maker 977 9
05/11/2005 05:17 PM

The only thing Fluffy can beat is his rooster. And he probably doesn't even do that very well.

Cant do it man, I got a restraining order after the last lawsuit...

Who would have guessed Frost-ing chikens in public was a crime?

Filly 39,193 20
05/11/2005 05:18 PM

Who would have guessed breeding chikens in public was a crime?



If you Frost Chickens, I don't think the law will be your problem.

Fluffy the cappacino maker 977 9
05/11/2005 05:18 PM

I mean when Mickey Mouse does it on TV its fine, when I do it, suddenly I have "behavioral disorders" .

Bankey 70,843 10
05/11/2005 05:19 PM

Most likely to take his ball and go home: Bankey.



Screw you guys, I'm going home.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/11/2005 05:20 PM

OUCH! Hey lay off!



That's MY ball!

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
05/11/2005 05:20 PM

Cutest GAB couple: Frat and Bankey





Someone was bound to say it.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/11/2005 05:21 PM

Most Likely to Take His Balls Wherever He Pleases: Mr. Sir

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 05:21 PM

My votes -



Most Offensive GABber: Spicey. He is one sick mother-Froster.



Most Harmless GABber: Any female GABber can win this I suppose, considering that no one really listens to women.



Most Random GABber: If I were as old as Nutbutter, I would say Bonky. But since she didn't really post when I started, I will say Phlagul McGullicutty



Most Intelligent GABber: Chickens.

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/11/2005 05:24 PM

<action>reads Ollie's pick for most intelligent Gabber.</action>

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/11/2005 05:25 PM

<action>takes a sip of water.</action>

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/11/2005 05:25 PM

<action>reads Ollie's post again.</action>

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/11/2005 05:25 PM

<action>spits water comically.</action>

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 05:26 PM

<action> puts hand over Chi's mouth to keep the water from spraying

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 05:26 PM

I AM TOO SLOW

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/11/2005 05:27 PM

Most Comical Water "Spitter": Chi Chi Felipe.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
05/11/2005 05:28 PM

Slowest GABber: Oliver Chest (see helmet photo)

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/11/2005 05:34 PM

Best Usage of a Tubgirl in an Unrelated Topic (Comedy or Musical): Here.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/11/2005 05:43 PM

Most Sand-Filled Vaginal Cavity: Whoever just Maha'd me.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/11/2005 05:50 PM

Most...

Offensive: Oliver



Harmless: Whistler



Random: Phlaser eye reconstruction



Intelligent: Nutbutter



Whore Tendencies: Tabby



Opinionated: Phuc (If I cant vote for myself)



Like yourself: Kake



Annoying: gorckat

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
05/11/2005 05:53 PM

Annoying: gorckat.



Moreso than SR and Fluffy?



Damn. I won something!

Aimless 54,807 10
05/11/2005 05:53 PM

Most pissed off that she NEVER makes any of these god damned lists: Aimless

Phuc 237,919 21
05/11/2005 05:54 PM

Yo Hat, I think you're a pontificating effete boor. So there.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/11/2005 05:55 PM

Most Likely to Make You Aroungry: Aimless

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/11/2005 05:56 PM

Most likely to have a private party in Boston and only invite a few people:















Frost you. I got my invitation, I'm not ruining it.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/11/2005 05:58 PM

But my tiny dick is bigger than yours!!

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/11/2005 05:58 PM

Most Likely to Receive A Tin of Unexplained Candy: Aimless.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
05/11/2005 06:03 PM

Drunken Trollop



I read this (and sounded it out in my head) as being Trunken Drollop. I thought you were going for the 'most random GABber' badge.



...



There should be GABber badges.



I want one.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/11/2005 06:06 PM

I can't believe I'm the first to post this. His feelings are going to be hurt.



Most Intelligent GABber: BobJohnson

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/11/2005 06:08 PM

Most likely to Stab someone: Hat

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/11/2005 06:19 PM

Just because I'm serious doesn't mean you can't clickie the post.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 06:20 PM

Oh, we understand.

Zenmaster 236 8
05/11/2005 06:24 PM

Thought I would make slowest gabber.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/11/2005 06:31 PM

That's because you're not even considered a GABber.

Zenmaster 236 8
05/11/2005 06:35 PM

That almost hurts.

Napkin Killed a Hooker. With. Her. Shoe. 30,762 12
05/11/2005 06:49 PM

I'M ON A LIST!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
05/11/2005 06:53 PM

I'M ON A PROZAC x 3! MAYBE YOU NEED ONE TOO! WON TOO THREE!

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
05/11/2005 06:54 PM

Once my pic is uploaded to the photo gallery, I'm going for: Most likly to go on a killing spree within the next...NOW!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
05/11/2005 06:55 PM

I could pretend you forgot to close your html but I'm not going to.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 06:57 PM

Hi Phla.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/11/2005 07:02 PM

Phla, you need to lose the dial-up.

Bonky 75,733 15
05/11/2005 08:00 PM

Those Frostchops at McDonald's think I don't know that they put blood in their orange juice!

Livewire 78,229 13
05/12/2005 01:21 AM

Wheeeeee.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/12/2005 01:31 AM

Offensive: Napkin.

Harmless: Demo.

Random: Bonky, for longevity, but Phla is definitely an up-and-comer.

Intelligent: Mr. Glass. With Declan a close third.



One I Love the Most Right Now: Erika.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
05/12/2005 01:46 AM

Whistler who?

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/12/2005 03:04 AM

Shakespeare. I STILL didn't make a list.

Lamburger 33,017 9
05/12/2005 03:49 AM

Best artical writer: Captain Dan

Best ass: Aimless

Best rack: Roofie

Best tat: Hat

Best in Show: Dogs Akimbo



Coincidentally, I hated these damn things in school. I got voted Fastest Girl Eater in 8th grade. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/12/2005 04:03 AM

Coincidentally, I hated these damn things in school. I got voted Fastest Girl Eater in 8th grade



In high school, I was voted

Most Popular

Class Clown

Most Talented

Best Eyes

Sexiest on campus

Most likely to be late to his own funeral.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/12/2005 04:04 AM

Sucks to peak early, huh?

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/12/2005 04:11 AM

I believe that last one was started by some of my old teachers.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/12/2005 04:21 AM

Sexiest GABber Tabby

Chance 171,275 14
05/12/2005 09:19 AM

Best tat: Hat



You are so dead to me. Did you even look at the other tats? No I'm not saying mine is the best, it is attached to a vagina but thats besides the point. Navyboys tats alone put all others to shame. And what about Swizz? That is some beautiful artwork. Chris's tats are equally as awesome.



I think you picked Hat because you want to kiss and hug him. Dirty, Dirty whore of a lamb.





This was a pointless post.

Chance 171,275 14
05/12/2005 09:23 AM

The award for most white trash gabber goes to: Chance.....beating Trae by one vote.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/12/2005 10:58 AM

<action>reads Chances post, goes to Tammany Hall, votes for Trae......TWICE</action>

Chance 171,275 14
05/12/2005 11:04 AM

You can't vote twice! Where do you live, Florida?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/12/2005 11:13 AM

<action>watches Tammany Hall reference go soaring over Chance's head</action>

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/12/2005 11:26 AM

The dead have risen from their graves.



And they're voting for Chance.

Panda, now eating more zebras 181,783 70
05/12/2005 11:29 AM

GABber most likely to appear nude on the internet in a pink feather boa: SHP

Chance 171,275 14
05/12/2005 11:30 AM

<action> wipes noticeable skidmarks off forehead and panties</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/12/2005 11:31 AM

Hey right SH(P)T...Trixxie wins in that catagory.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/12/2005 11:43 AM

Can I have Most School Spirited?

Greg -Boob Milk- Nerd 27,000 12
05/12/2005 12:00 PM

MOST OFFENSIVE: NAPKIN??!??!?!!



That's a bunch of bullShakespeare! You flaming homosexual ass grabbing dick licking turd burglaring pieces of Shakespearety mc-tits ass speulunking faggoty Carroll rag jewish Ogden Nash loving clam licking Frost headed herpes slut onion fried clit eating limp biscuit listening martha stewart worshipping AIDS torn chlymedia licking Emerson puppy dog laser public diarreahing perverts, I hope someone sews all of your buttholes shut and keeps feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you.













Most bitter: Nerd

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
05/12/2005 12:55 PM

but I think Oliver's joke about an actual dead baby puts him over the edge.



Someone didn't see my Christmas fetus video...

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/12/2005 01:00 PM

In high school, I was voted

Most Popular

Class Clown

Most Talented

Best Eyes

Sexiest on campus





Were you home-schooled?

Fluffy the cappacino maker 977 9
05/12/2005 01:18 PM

In high school, I was voted

Most Popular

Class Clown

Most Talented

Best Eyes

Sexiest on campus



Were you home-schooled?





Even then his parents seem to prefer his immaginary friend.

jlfjr 896 9
05/12/2005 02:19 PM

Sexiest gaber: Dianada, Roofie in very close second

Pistolet 10,071 9
05/12/2005 03:57 PM

I do believe I'm most likely to molest men at least ten years my senior.



I'm looking at you, Whistler. And you, Chickens.



Apparently I have a lazy eye.

Lamburger 33,017 9
05/12/2005 04:26 PM

I think you picked Hat because you want to kiss and hug him. Dirty, Dirty whore of a lamb.



It was a tough choice considering I really don't care for tatoos. But yes, his made me want to do dirty things with him. And also it rhymed and I was feeling rhymey.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/12/2005 04:28 PM

Wanna go play in the mud?

Lamburger 33,017 9
05/12/2005 04:30 PM

Want me to show you why I was voted Fastest Girl Eater?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/12/2005 04:33 PM

Fastest: Girl Eater

Fastest Girl: Eater



?

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/12/2005 04:40 PM

I've seen her eat.



Try to imagine Xena attacking a plate of fettuccini.



It still haunts my dreams...

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/12/2005 09:27 PM

Most likely to slip Ex-Lax in your drinks in Boston because you all left her off the lists Jane

Phuc 237,919 21
05/12/2005 09:30 PM

Most in need of a deep-dicking to give the self-esteem a jolt: TTJ.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/12/2005 09:31 PM

Jane, I swear to God, if you make me spend the weekend on the can instead of having sex with nerds, I will kill you.

Dianada 57,835 108
05/12/2005 09:33 PM

I hardly think I'm sexier than Roofie. Or Tabby. Or Mavis.



But thanks!



Dianada's favorite gabber (offer valid from 5:30pm-5:45pm PST): jlfjr

Crapula Rasa 14,056 9
05/12/2005 11:49 PM

Ohmygod it just hit me that I'm rooming with Priestess and Lamburger. I'll be back in ten minutes.

Napkin is Pinned 30,762 12
05/13/2005 03:14 AM

Don't be such a whiny little bitch Nerd. All you've got to do is make a fat chick cry. Hey, it worked for me.

Jajoba 1,357 10
05/13/2005 05:00 AM

Most Offensive GABber: Virn

Most Harmless GABber: Neep

Most Random GABber: Me

Most Intelligent GABber: Phla

Graven Image of Snork 45,655 12
05/13/2005 12:30 PM

Most likely to fade into bleak anonimity: ...





(That was me fading)

newwave 45,912 10
05/13/2005 12:38 PM

My fave rave n00b GABber: PrincessBritt



But, am I just saying that so I can get in good with her while she's a princess, and hope for a plum job as court jester when she succeeds to queen?

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
05/13/2005 01:25 PM

Newwave,



You are my new court jester and official royal bodyguard.

The Royal Mailman 176,450 56
05/13/2005 01:35 PM

Woah! - Wait a minute there princess...



Oh. Newwave. Yeah, go ahead.