Suicide Ranger Not Allowed in Boston!
A comedy conversation
by Erotic Kake  55,555  14
05/12/2005 10:09 AM 328 views
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The ban on Indians entering Boston has been on the books since 1675. Two legislators are introducing bills to repeal it, as the city requested.
We find that still there still remains ground of Fear, that unless more effectual Care care be taken, we may be exposed to mischief by some of that Barbarous Crew, or any Strangers not of our Nation, by their coming into, or residing in the Town of Boston. . . . Secondly, That there be a Guard appointed at the end of the said Town towards Roxbury, to hinder the coming in of any Indian, until Application be first made to the Governor, or Council if fitting, and to be . . . remanded back with the same Guard, not to be suffered to lodge in Town, unless in Prison.
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Side-splitting
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Side-splitting
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Clint McSahara Hotpants 19,555  11
05/12/2005 10:10 AM
Ah, so that's why that venue was chosen.
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Hilarious
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BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
05/12/2005 10:26 AM
No Indians. Just people who dress like Indians and throw tea into Boston Harbor.
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Chuckleworthy
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Scorpion 4,080 9
05/12/2005 10:29 AM
God, I miss the Fenway Flounder!
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Hilarious
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/12/2005 04:48 PM
Who wants to go in on this so we can get Lila into the state?
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/12/2005 10:02 PM
I swear the first person to mention politics in front of Lila gets a boot up the ass.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/12/2005 10:22 PM
Wow... Are you sure you don't want to fund me to go to Boston, so you can show up as a screaming protesting mob dragging me into the court house in hand cuffs. And try to get a bounty on me? I think it would be worth the laugh to see the reaction in the court house.
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/12/2005 10:27 PM
No. You'd probably try to scalp us.
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Hilarious
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daisypie 49,378 9
05/12/2005 10:38 PM
In the white man's tongue, we say 'courthouse', and 'handcuffs'...
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Virnomine 79,386 11
05/12/2005 10:41 PM
Hopefully they would dress up like tea and throw indians in the harbor then.
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Hilarious
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/12/2005 10:53 PM
I am sorry daisy pie, may be I like to write things like that, to pick out the Emersons, trying to get a cheep laugh, at my expense.
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Lamburger 33,017 9
05/12/2005 11:14 PM
The Freedom Trail = The Trail of Tears?
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Hilarious
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Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/12/2005 11:45 PM
no, lammy, my cute young sheep, the freedom trail=the trail of beers.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/13/2005 02:08 AM
I thought SR was the center fielder for the Bosox?
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Hilarious
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/13/2005 02:24 AM
No way! I suck at Hockey.
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Hilarious
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Clint McSahara Hotpants 19,555 11
05/13/2005 06:39 AM
No way! I suck at Hockey.
A native American who sucks at hockey..
Gino Odjick? Is that you?
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BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
05/13/2005 11:12 AM
The Indians do suck. They're 5 games below .500 and sure to miss the playoffs again.
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