The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/15/2005 07:25 PM

Ask chickens. He's got a house full of foster kids that he tests that kind of Shakespeare out with.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/15/2005 07:27 PM

Donk, these are serious questions that deserve serious answers. Kake's only been getting regular blow jobs 5 times a day. Need to switch it up a bit.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/15/2005 07:28 PM

Well don't look at me. I don't suck Coleridge.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/15/2005 07:33 PM

Ice cubes are good if they're small enough to not take up your whole mouth so you can still have good tongue technique. They melt before things freeze.



I'm helpful!

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/15/2005 07:38 PM

Well don't look at me. I don't suck Coleridge.



oh, my bad

Tabura Lasa 14,056 9
05/15/2005 07:39 PM

1. Who has given or gotten one?

Given.

2. Are the rumors true?

More or less. It's hyped a bit more than it should be, but it depends on the guy.

3. What do you do with the Altoid?

If it's your first time to do it, you might want to suck/bite it until it's gone, then give the blowjob. Once you're a little more adept at keeping something else in your mouth, keep it in there but don't let it touch the penis. It's pretty disconcerting to feel something small and hard.

4. Doesn't it make your Coleridge sticky? I mean more so than vagina juice.

Nope.

5. Alternatives to Altiods? (i.e. ice cubes,red hots or thumbtacks)

Ice cubs, as Roofie said. Frozen grapes are less intense, and delicious. You might want to try heating some chocolate syrup in the microwave and putting just a little dab on your tongue.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/15/2005 07:40 PM

Chew on some concrete about 3 days before the blow job.



Take your new dentures out before commencing blowjob.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/15/2005 07:41 PM

You might want to try heating some chocolate syrup in the microwave and putting just a little dab on your tongue.

And the hotel in Boston has microwaves right Roofie?

<action>crosses fingers</action>

Robin® 14,626 10
05/15/2005 07:45 PM

Given, he seemed to enjoy. I always chewed the altoids before going down.



Toothpaste on the tip of the penis is something I've heard of, but never tried.



I've also heard of using pop rocks. I think you'd have to be pretty adventerous.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/15/2005 07:47 PM

And if you try all this and he's still not excited, he just wants your ass.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/15/2005 07:51 PM

Roofie, I have a rule about teh butt sex. I am perfectly willing under one condition, that I get to insert something the same diameter in to his ass. Seeing that Kake doesn't want something that large up there he has so far refused.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/15/2005 07:51 PM

My best advice, as an uninvolved 3rd party:



Skip the altoids, and substitute the word Anal for oral. If you want to stick an Altoid up there, go for it.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/15/2005 07:51 PM

Frost-ing double posts.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/15/2005 07:53 PM

And if you try all this and he's still not excited, he just wants your ass.



It's not that I'm not excited. I think maybe she's trying to figure out why I don't kiss her afterward. Hint: It's not your breath.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/15/2005 07:54 PM

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a huge fan of butt sex myself. My motto of "try anything twice, just in case the first time was a fluke" has proven that it's just not for me. But if you give someone head 5 times a day and it's getting boring you need to consider something a little more extreme than ice cubes.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/15/2005 07:57 PM

Seeing that Kake doesn't want something that large up there he has so far refused.





You just need a better fantasy baseball team, he'll give it up for a first baseman.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/15/2005 07:57 PM

Oh, it's not boring, actually, Fabs gives the best headbesides frat

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/15/2005 10:12 PM

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a huge fan of butt sex myself.



Great. First filly cancels the party, now I gotta cross yet another thing off my list. This bites.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/15/2005 10:26 PM

They say "third time's the charm." Get me drunk enough and there's no telling what I'd do. I'm adventurous like that.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/15/2005 10:26 PM

I knew there was a reason your name was "Roofie" Racoon.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/15/2005 10:43 PM

<action> orders a case of whiskey</action> when are you flying in again, roof?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/15/2005 10:48 PM

I can change my flight to tomorrow if that's soon enough.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/15/2005 10:53 PM

<action>kicks dirt, looks at watch</action>















I guess.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/15/2005 11:34 PM

Terminal sexually transmitted diseases will be ruining GAB in a few months.

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/15/2005 11:35 PM

A woman who will give you a blowjob with a mouthful of breath mint, is enjoyably adventurous.



But one who will give you a blowjob with a mouthful of Raisin Bran...SHE'S a keeper.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
05/16/2005 01:23 AM

Recieved, given.





Why do you think I started that thread about the Liquorice Altoids a week or so ago?





Slightly overhyped, but worth experiencing, at least once.





Depends on the ice cube. Restaurant size ice cubes are better than home size ones. Restaurants with tablecloths to the floor are utterly delightful.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/16/2005 01:55 AM

I can't believe noone clicked fabs for the thumbtacks remark.



I have since rectified that problem.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/16/2005 02:23 AM

Restaurants with tablecloths to the floor are utterly delightful.



One more piece of information I could have done without.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
05/16/2005 02:44 AM

Aw, get with the program, Donkers.





What could be nicer after a meal?

Big headed child 282 9
05/16/2005 03:01 AM

fill your mouth with either mouthwash or hot sauce. both should work pretty well. prolly won't taste too great tho.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/16/2005 05:25 AM

I've also heard of using pop rocks. I think you'd have to be pretty adventerous.



I've been on the receiving end on this. It's slightly overrated.

bignorm 874 9
05/16/2005 07:22 AM

<action>hopes roofie and filly can come out and play</action>if you are what you eat then call me an altoid flavored Poe. not only does it taste much better, but she'll climb the walls too.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/16/2005 08:26 AM

Why do you think I started that thread about the Liquorice Altoids a week or so ago?



My apoligies Dec, I had some more questions about it. Plus, I've been spending too much time with Kake. I think his zest for covering topics that have already been done has rubbed off on me a bit.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/16/2005 08:30 AM

I also have some questions about the pop rocks. What do you do? Lick the penis and then dip it in the package just like when you eat regular pop rocks?

Aroungry Aimless 54,807 10
05/16/2005 10:20 AM

I've always enjoyed penis with sprinkles. It does nothing for the guy but it always looks so festive.

gorckat: Captain of the USS Obvious 41,132 13
05/16/2005 10:25 AM

Given, he seemed to enjoy. I always chewed the altoids before going down.



Didn't anyone else not want this information regarding SR?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/16/2005 10:27 AM

You're so negative, I would say you are DOUBLE NEGATIVE.

The Solitary Snork 45,655 12
05/16/2005 11:54 AM

Buuuurn!

newwave 45,912 10
05/16/2005 11:58 AM

<action>posts randomly</action>

PENIS SPRINKLES is an anagram of KENNEL RIPS PISS.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/17/2005 01:32 AM

The pop rocks incident occurred when I was sick in bed and my girlfriend at the time wanted to experiment. If I was feeling better, it might have been more memorable.

larkknot 3,359 10
05/17/2005 06:54 AM

I've found that www.jackinworld.com contains some great tips on what to do to a man. After all, a resource written to make guys better at what most of them do best anyway... has got to be good! Copy and paste the link you lazy Frosters!

Trixxie 65,026 15
05/17/2005 09:36 AM

1. Who has given or gotten one?

Both



2. Are the rumors true? No, it actually burns a little is uncomfortable



3. What do you do with the Altoid?

a. Keep it in your mouth.

b. Put it in for a little bit and then take it out.

Honey if you have mastered 11 and a half inches a tiny little altoid isn't really a problem

4. Doesn't it make your Coleridge sticky? I mean more so than vagina juice. If you are giving a blow job correctly you swallowing to the hilt, which is over stimulating your saliva glands making the Coleridge nice and slick.



5. Alternatives to Altiods? (i.e. ice cubes,red hots or thumbtacks) Hot Butter and Beer are the only two tastes I find go really well, with a hot juicy Coleridge.

Aroungry Aimless 54,807 10
05/17/2005 10:05 AM

<action>Walks through thread



HOT BUTTERED PENIS! GET YER HOT BUTTERED PENIS! IT'S BUTTERED, IT'S HOT, IT'S PENIS!!

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/17/2005 10:25 AM

what flavor is it?

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/17/2005 10:26 AM

<action> prays she doesn't say bloody sea-bird flavor

jaheira 143 9
05/17/2005 10:39 AM

I have maha repellant spray.

jaheira 143 9
05/17/2005 09:57 PM

Oooh yeah.. I spray it in my sand-pit!

jaheira 143 9
05/17/2005 09:57 PM

Then rub my vagina in my arm-pit!

Erotic Filly Nipple Kake 39,193 20
05/17/2005 10:04 PM

That's talent. Do you have a realy loose Poe or something?

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 08:08 AM

Nah, I'm just really flexible and have detatchable ear fibers.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
05/18/2005 08:47 AM

Why are the chicks always trying to repel me?

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
05/18/2005 08:49 AM

I imagine Maha spray would taste like Emerson.

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 08:57 AM

My sand-pit doesn't taste of arsehole because of the maha repelant spray.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
05/18/2005 09:08 AM

Yes, it must taste like that for other obvious reasons.

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 09:17 AM

So.. if you lick a few arseholes, you'll be able to tell me who did it?

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
05/18/2005 03:21 PM

The irony of the situation is that Vlad just received two 'Mahas'. Nice going kid.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/18/2005 03:45 PM

Vlad, when you've given out as many as you have, you can't be worried about getting a couple of em. Wow, I thought I gave out a lot of mahas.

DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
05/18/2005 03:49 PM

Vlad is 143 times as filled with hate and contempt as I am.



I can't help but admire that.

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 07:21 PM

'Twasn't me!



What exactly does maha mean, anyway?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/18/2005 07:23 PM

Here, I'll show ya.

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 07:23 PM

<action> sprays Vlad </action>

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/18/2005 07:29 PM

jahairy or whoever you are...GET OUT OF MY THREAD...this was started to obtain useful information. Not so you could show us all what an ass you are. So either post something useful about creative blowjobs or stop it right now!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/18/2005 07:35 PM

Useful info: Right before the point of ejaculation, if you press firmly on the "taint" area, otherwise known as the "choad" area located between the anus and the scrotum, the ejaculate will be redirected into the bladder. Saves time on clean up, and no more gagging on cum!

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/18/2005 07:38 PM

Ollie this is not Basic BJ 101...this is Advanced Creative BJ 601...you learn that stuff in grade school. But that's pretty much the level of education of your dates anyway so never mind.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/18/2005 07:42 PM

WELL, AREN'T YOU A Frost-ing SPECIAL LITTLE PRINCESS??11!!nine

princess fabulounik 8,478 12
05/18/2005 07:45 PM

It would appear so.

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/18/2005 07:48 PM

I'll let you in on a little secret, ladies: You could put a swarm of bees in your mouth for all we care. The best part of a blow job is that for a few minutes, you shut the Frost up.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/18/2005 07:49 PM

Truer words have never been spoken.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
05/18/2005 07:52 PM

ejaculate will be redirected into the bladder



That doesn't sound fun at all...

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 07:56 PM

Sorry fabulounik. I know nothing about blow jobs, aside from the fact that I'm not giving them.



My armpit.. on the other hand..

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 08:07 PM

Getting an armpit

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 08:08 PM

Getting an armpit

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/18/2005 08:09 PM

What the hell is wrong with you?

princess fabulounik 8,478 12
05/18/2005 08:11 PM

I tried to put a stop to it...I really really did.

jaheira 143 9
05/18/2005 08:14 PM

fabulounik, are you wearing a feather boa?

I'm Just Here To Give Clickies 2,480 11
05/18/2005 08:18 PM

if you press firmly on the "taint" area, otherwise known as the "choad" area located between the anus and the scrotum,



GOOCH.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/18/2005 08:37 PM

I agree with Chi Chi on this one. If you women are going to get creative, it might as well be with Almond Roca, See's Candies, or something you really dig.



Cause the blow job is one of the things that, in the right place, at the right time, really need no improvement.





I have heard that for an unbelievable special effect when doing the Altoid thang, if you chomp down on the remaining altoids with your molars, like you did with wintergreen lifesavers as a kid, it makes green sparks all around their dick.......guys are supposed to love that !