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A comedy conversation by Phuc 237,919 21
05/16/2005 10:54 PM 220 views

There's a Shakespeareload of GAB lurkers.



It kind of gives me the creeps that there's all these people out there, reading but not posting, possibly feeling the same way about us as some of us feel about each other. They go to bed at night thinking things like, "I wonder if Jane's kids are asleep now?" or "I sure hope Newwave makes it to Boston in July" or "I'm glad there are people like Phuc in the world."



It gives me the goddamn creeps, I tell yew whut.

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Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198544
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/16/2005 10:56 PM

I think they are all wondering what happend to Hammerhead, and why is Al so happy lately?

 

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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/16/2005 10:56 PM

Someone has been lyin to you, boy.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198547
PuggyD 48,304 12
05/16/2005 10:58 PM

Sorry. My computer was dead for a while, and now that I'm back nothing y'all say interests me, nor do I have anything interesting to add, as I haven't been to WalMart in a while.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198549
Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/16/2005 11:00 PM

You're over-thinking it.



They are saying to themselves, "I'm funnier than these guys but if I say anything, they'll all start calling me a fag and I'll begin crying again."

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198550
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/16/2005 11:03 PM

Shut up, fag.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198553
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/16/2005 11:12 PM

I got two maha's for calling Dogs a fag? Jeez you guys have sandy vaginas.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198556
Jopeck 395 8
05/16/2005 11:16 PM

<action>comes off the side bar</action>I read Gab compulsively, but I only post when I have something remotely funny to say.



This, obviously, is an exception.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198557
Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
05/16/2005 11:16 PM

Is Sandy Vaginas any relation to Sandy Cheeks?

 

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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/16/2005 11:19 PM

Dec.



I think they're brothers.

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/16/2005 11:20 PM

I gave ya an Otto, Big, for being the first one to call me that.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198564
Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/16/2005 11:20 PM

But seriously, checking your score that often is sorta gay.

 

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Smart Choice 1,296 9
05/16/2005 11:23 PM

being the first one to call me that



Really the first?





 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198567
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/16/2005 11:24 PM

I was trying to see if I was funny at all today and it caught my attention....yeah, I am lying...that Demo 20k thread has me checking to see if I got over 3,900.

 

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Smart Choice 1,296 9
05/16/2005 11:24 PM

<action> hides in arms

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/16/2005 11:25 PM

Really the first?



As far as I know.







A girl notices things like that.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198578
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/16/2005 11:36 PM

I'm lurking because I was told sex is ruining GAB and that's pretty much my whole schtick.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198582
Smart Choice 1,296 9
05/16/2005 11:37 PM

when gabbers say sex they mean watching re-runs of full house.

 

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Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,874 36
05/16/2005 11:40 PM

Three men, in San Francisco. In one of the nicer areas, at that.



Don't tell me that it's all "innocent fun."



If it were innocent fun, they would have tied the kids from the ceiling, and gone cruising in the Castro.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198585
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/16/2005 11:42 PM

and gone cruising in the Castro.



Fidel is a bottom?

Communists support the buttsex?

 

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bignorm 874 9
05/16/2005 11:43 PM

who was the one that was always worried about his hair?

 

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The Mofopotamus 10,950 10
05/16/2005 11:45 PM

Blashpemy I say! GAB is ruining SEX!. You can take the sex out of GAB but you can't..err... Yeah, I just wanted to say something about sex.

 

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Tabura Lasa 14,056 9
05/16/2005 11:47 PM

Wow, since when did I get 37 mahas and over 2300 clicks? I should really check this more often. I bet Al gave me all those mahas.

 

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Smart Choice 1,296 9
05/16/2005 11:48 PM

who was the one that was always worried about his hair?



Whistler?

 

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bignorm 874 9
05/16/2005 11:48 PM

38

 

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bignorm 874 9
05/16/2005 11:49 PM

no, no the guy on the show

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198597
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/16/2005 11:51 PM

GAB without Roofie is like sex without roofies...too much effort and not enough boobs.

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/16/2005 11:54 PM

<action>posts not so randomly</action>Dave Coulier at least once had the ability to be funny.



I have a copy of a show he did at the University of Michigan's Media Center, and he was a funny guy.



But that Full House Shakespeare, he deserves to be stabbed in the uvula for that.

 

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Tabura Lasa 14,056 9
05/16/2005 11:54 PM

<action>is confused</action>

Wait, why did you give me a maha?

 

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manalive 4 8
05/17/2005 12:24 AM

I'm not a lurker, I'm just new here so I don't always know what to say that will be acceptable and/or funny.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198663
Superfly 1,145 8
05/17/2005 12:44 AM

Hear yea, Hear yea, there will be a lurking party during the Zug 10 year anniversary . I am hoping Bushnell will sponsor our festivities.



Though there are no "special" rates for the Boston Harbor Hotel I will bw staying there anyway.



Cheers is a small venue so we should have a full view of any shenanigans that may take place.



Stay tuned for further details.



Also if you are too poor to attend you mean nothing to me.



That is all.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1198679
newwave 45,912 10
05/17/2005 01:00 AM

"I sure hope Newwave makes it to Boston in July"



Who's thinking that? Snipers?

 

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Sylvester 4,465 9
05/17/2005 01:02 AM

Wow, since when did I get 37 mahas and over 2300 clicks?



I wouldn't be surprised if I gave you more than 400 of those clickies.

 

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bignorm 874 9
05/17/2005 06:25 AM

Wait, why did you give me a maha?

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. You're way to cute of a redhead for someone to be mean to.

 

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bignorm 874 9
05/17/2005 06:27 AM

39

 

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Phuc 237,919 21
05/17/2005 09:39 AM

I bet Al gave me all those mahas.



I'm hurt that you would even think that.





















...you're grounded.

 

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Tabura Lasa 14,056 9
05/17/2005 10:21 PM

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1199429
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/17/2005 10:23 PM

Like you know who that is.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1199430
Tabura Lasa 14,056 9
05/17/2005 10:32 PM

How do you think we collect multiple child support payments?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1199432
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/17/2005 10:35 PM

Credit card payments for access to your webcam isn't exactly "child support payments." Though you do have a good argument.