TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/17/2005 12:23 AM

Have you tried hitting the "open" button?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/17/2005 12:25 AM

hit "CTRL" + "W"

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 12:25 AM

Check and check.

The Mofopotamus 10,950 10
05/17/2005 12:27 AM

Because you touch yourself.

jacketpotatoe 25 8
05/17/2005 12:28 AM

your last hope is the little hole in the corner stick a pin in it and push. push WELL.

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 12:28 AM

Wha?

jacketpotatoe 25 8
05/17/2005 12:31 AM

on the cd drive is a tiny hole with no purpose [or so it would seem!] its the littlest hole on the thing. shove a pin in there, its a manual open thing.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/17/2005 12:31 AM

Try F Disk.



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Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 12:34 AM

No luck with the pin in the little hole.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/17/2005 12:36 AM

Is the power on?

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 12:36 AM

...am I using the Internet?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/17/2005 12:37 AM

You probably don't want to operate heavy machinery wearing loose clothing.

The Mofopotamus 10,950 10
05/17/2005 12:37 AM

Disconnect the power, wait five minutes, then try again. If that doesn't work get a screw driver and get midieval on it's hiney. And if THAT doesn't fix it, borrow a computer. But not mine. You're mean to me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/17/2005 12:37 AM

Do you understand sarcasm?

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 12:38 AM

sarcawho?

The Mofopotamus 10,950 10
05/17/2005 12:39 AM

Sarcajawea. She helped Louis and Clark.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/17/2005 12:41 AM

Life at community college.

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 12:42 AM

I go to a real university...Northwest Missouri State! You're jealous, I know.

newwave 45,912 10
05/17/2005 12:43 AM

You'll have to push the pin (or bent paperclip) pretty far in. Surely you've tried rebooting too, right?

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 12:44 AM

Something longer than an earring?

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 12:49 AM

Reboot got 'er done.

newwave 45,912 10
05/17/2005 12:57 AM

Yeah, it'd have to be probably at least an inch or so. (So while my penis would fit in the hole, it wouldn't be long enough to eject a CD.) That's why a bent paperclip is ideal. I'm glad rebooting worked.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/17/2005 01:06 AM

So you're saying a paperclip is more useful than your penis?

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 01:10 AM

How do I do a screen shot?

newwave 45,912 10
05/17/2005 01:10 AM

Windows, I assume? Hit the Print Screen button, then go to MSPaint or whatever and Ctrl+V to paste. It's something fruity like Apple+3 on the Mac.

newwave 45,912 10
05/17/2005 01:14 AM

Command+Shift+3, they say. I call it Apple, not command, because it used to have an Apple on it, but now it has that fruity ass cloverleaf on it.

Calliope 927 10
05/17/2005 01:15 AM

Thanks newwave. What else can you help me with?

newwave 45,912 10
05/17/2005 01:19 AM

Sexual frustration?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/17/2005 01:20 AM

Achieving orgasm through anal stimulation.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/17/2005 01:21 AM

Hey Ollie what's the score of the Mariners/Yanks game?











BITCH.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/17/2005 01:23 AM

Hey BIG, who's a limey bitch?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/17/2005 01:26 AM

The Queen Mother. DUH.