Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/20/2005 12:11 AM

TTJ gets passed around.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/20/2005 12:24 AM

This Anakin dude? Yeah, well he gets thrown into some fire and gets all burned up and Shakespeare. Then, get this Shakespeare dude, he goes out and buys this bitchin black helmet. And a matching cape. Yeah, except the helmet sucks because he can't breathe out of it. Dude, no wonder he's all mean and dark and pissed off and Shakespeare. Its got to be real Frost-ing hot in that helmet dude. Probably reminds him of falling into that fire. Yeah, so anyway, that part was really cool.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/20/2005 12:35 AM

Arthur Dent gets to kiss the girl at the end.

suhypa 5,547 9
05/20/2005 12:43 AM

Frodo keeps the ring and becomes lord of the dance.

Smoothie King 42 8
05/20/2005 12:51 AM

It's 146 min. long.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/20/2005 12:53 AM

Anikin Skywalker was born of Immaculate Conception by mini chlorine pools or something. Jar Jar Binks is someone who will be hated throughout the galaxy. Qui Gon Gin Dies. Darth Maul dies. In Episode I



Anikin Skywalker gets his arm cut off, and his mother dies. Yoda has a light saber fight with Saraman the White or someone like that.

In Episode II



Anikin Skywalker gets betrayed by Darth Vader and is killed by him. In Episode III.



Obi Wan Kenobi lies his ass off to Luke Skywalker. Obi Wan Kenobi dies. Luke Skywalker Blows up the Death Star. In Episode IV.



Princess Leia Organa kisses Luke Skywalker. Yoda is really a Muppet. Lando Calrissian betrays Han Solo and freezes him in Carbonite. Luke gets his hand cut off by Darth Vader who is really Anikin Skywalker, who is Luke's dad. In Episode V.



Princess Leia Organa, strangles Jabba the Hutt with a chain in a sexy outfit. Yoda dies; Luke Skywalker finds out that Obi Wan Kenobi is a big fat liar. Obi Wan Kenobi confesses he is a big fat liar. Luke finds out that Leia Organa is really his sister.. Eww. Luke Skywalker converts Darth Vader back to Anikin Skywalker. Wedge Antilles and Lando Calrissian destroy another Death Star. In Episode VI.

Jantastic 10,022 10
05/20/2005 12:59 AM

The chick is really a guy.

Keanu Reeves 282,940 53
05/20/2005 01:00 AM

Whoa.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/20/2005 01:04 AM

Silly Keanu, we all know you stole your catch phrase from everyone's favorite Blossom star, Joey Lawrence.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
05/20/2005 01:05 AM

Blossom?



I used to watch that all the time



fag.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/20/2005 01:08 AM

Like you wouldn't Frost Six if you had the chance.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/20/2005 01:09 AM

Bruce Willis was actually dead all along. He died when he got shot at the beginning.



AND it was all taking place right now - 2005!

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/20/2005 01:10 AM

Blossom???



MWUHAHahahaHaHaHAHahahahahAHAHahahahaha!! AH hAHaHahaHAHahaHahahah!!!





























BWUHAHahaHAHahaHAhahahAAAA!

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/20/2005 01:10 AM

AHahaHaHAHaHAHAHaahaahahAHaHAHahaha!!

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/20/2005 01:10 AM

Yeah, I'd hit Six.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/20/2005 01:11 AM

You got Bankey the first season on DVD didn't you?

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/20/2005 01:11 AM

BWHAhahaHAhaHahahahaha!

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/20/2005 01:11 AM

yeah

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/20/2005 11:00 AM

Bump for Bankey.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
05/20/2005 11:04 AM

Six, now.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/20/2005 11:07 AM

I'd still hit it.

turtle10 42,578 26
05/20/2005 11:52 AM

Hit it untile her face melted off. Plastic looking bitch

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
05/20/2005 11:56 AM

The whole thing was just a dream Bob Newhart had.

Boston-Bound and Gagged Lila 78,555 13
05/20/2005 03:46 PM

Monica and Chandler get their babies (twins)

Phoebe gets married

Ross - well, who really cared what happened to that whiney homo anyway?

Rachel - well, who really cared what happened to that whiney slut anyway?

Joey moves to LA and proceeds to star in the worst spinoff in TV history

Big Mexican Guy 203,956 21
05/20/2005 03:49 PM

That was Joey in Saved by the Bell: The College Years?

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
05/20/2005 03:56 PM

The boat sinks, the fag dies, the dumb bitch throws away a fortune into the middle of the ocean

Nathaniel T. Kittenstomp 124 9
05/20/2005 06:03 PM

It was Colonel Mustard, in the Star Destroyer, with the candlestick.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/21/2005 03:07 AM

Threepio seems to have lost his memory.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/21/2005 03:11 AM

Some lawyer comes in and makes a porno out of it.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/21/2005 03:43 AM

Jeff and John turn out to be the same person.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/21/2005 09:07 AM

Even though, all movie long, they kept telling us not to cross the streams, in the end the only way to win was by crossing the streams. Go figure!