Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 11:14 AM

Chi-chi.

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/21/2005 11:15 AM

Second posts.

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 11:18 AM

Sorry - couldn't help it. I figured whatever I posted that I thought was overrated you would then proceed to post how wonderful it really was.

TEDphat 6,408 9
05/21/2005 11:18 AM

sex with frigid bitches

TEDphat 6,408 9
05/21/2005 11:21 AM

correction: sex with frigid bitches is under-rated. Nothing like a lil degrading to bring her down a few pegs.

daisypie 49,378 9
05/21/2005 11:21 AM

Yoda-speak. Over-rated it is, yes.

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 11:33 AM

Chi Chi - serious question. Do you like other cigars? My dad smokes cigars, and I'd like to buy him some for Father's day, but I personally think they all taste like ass. How do I pick a good one? Ya got me drinking good beer, so I figure you can recomend good cigars.



(I hate that I have to admit he's right about most things.)

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/21/2005 11:36 AM

Phillies Blunts make an excellent gift if your dad is a 22 year old black man.

Rick Behr 82 8
05/21/2005 11:38 AM

Sex.



I'm the second person to say it. What does that make me?

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 11:38 AM

Why do I even try?

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/21/2005 11:39 AM

I don't know much about cigars. I've smoked my share, but I don't see the appeal in them.

TEDphat 6,408 9
05/21/2005 11:42 AM

Ditdah, here are three varieties your father would probably enjoy.

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 11:44 AM

Gee... if someone would only make a feature that lets me SEE a link before I click on it...

TEDphat 6,408 9
05/21/2005 11:47 AM

Try making the little pointer stop over the under-lined writing

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
05/21/2005 11:53 AM

Fat chick hummers

TEDphat 6,408 9
05/21/2005 11:55 AM

Fat hick hummers

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/21/2005 11:57 AM

Chapped dick hummers.

I am Jack's Butt Hair 6,902 12
05/21/2005 11:57 AM

Hat Fick Chummers

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/21/2005 12:03 PM

Brick brack chuinbkjasd

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 12:05 PM

Knick knack paddy wack.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/21/2005 12:22 PM

Ejaculation by stimulation of the prostate.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
05/21/2005 12:23 PM

It's Shakespearety.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
05/21/2005 12:26 PM

Did you know that when the zoo wants to collect elephant semen, they hire a guy to anally rape the elephant with his arm?





Now that's a Shakespearety job.

millie 116,988 28
05/21/2005 01:26 PM

Sex with Chi Chi.



I would imagine.

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/21/2005 04:05 PM

That doesn't count. Sex with me sucks for everyone, except me. It's always awesome on my side of things.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/21/2005 04:21 PM

Being John Malkovich.

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
05/21/2005 04:38 PM

Cuban cigars. Ugh.<snip>



Damnit, Chi chi, what are you? some kind of cigar racist? Only cigars rolled on the sweaty thigh of a white 400 lbs flabber sack of a woman is good enough for you?

Crackalacka! 68,758 11
05/21/2005 05:00 PM

mahas.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/21/2005 08:56 PM

I think I'm pretty over-rated.

Piquantrax 8,691 9
05/21/2005 09:09 PM

Ditdah, if your father enjoys cigars as much as I do (and Chi-Chi kindly lick nuts, Cubans are amazing) buy him Dominicos, they're cheap and great smokes. Or Diamond Crowns, my personal fav.



Hmm over-rated Shakespeare...?

Tito Trinidad

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/21/2005 10:03 PM

Did you know that when the zoo wants to collect elephant semen, they hire a guy to anally rape the elephant with his arm?



My brother would do this just for fun. You can get paid for it?

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/21/2005 10:12 PM

Cuban cigars, by the way, rule. But they are stronger and spicier than what most people in the U.S. are used to. There's also the possibility that the one Chi-Chi sampled was counterfeit, or was stale.



A good (and relatively affordable) cigar is the La Finca Corona. You should be able to find them at a decent sized cigar store, and they should be well under $5 each.



Overrated: The Beatles, suShakespearehe DaVinci Code, Niagara Falls.

millie 116,988 28
05/21/2005 10:14 PM

I just had Krispy Kreme doughnuts for the first time the other day and I didn't think they were anything great.

Filly 39,193 20
05/21/2005 10:15 PM

<action>gasps</action>Where did you get said Krispy Kremes, millie?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/21/2005 10:16 PM

Being a 6 foot black man named Dequan.

Filly 39,193 20
05/21/2005 10:16 PM

You have no idea how right you are, BIG.

millie 116,988 28
05/21/2005 10:18 PM

I was in a training class in the Boston area and one of the vendors brought them in.

millie 116,988 28
05/21/2005 10:19 PM

I'm not a big doughnut fan, anyway, but I'll eat anything fattening someone puts in front of me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/21/2005 10:19 PM

You have no idea how right you are, BIG.





Filly, are you drunk?

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
05/21/2005 10:20 PM

All cigars should be rolled with love. (NSFW)

jclast 1,443 8
05/21/2005 10:20 PM

playing Dance Dance Revolution in public.



Can I please pay to make a fool of myself and get all sweaty in public?!



It's fine at home where nobody can see me, and it's a more entertaining workout than the exercise bike, but you'll not catch a sober jclast plaing DDR at GameWorks.

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 11:10 PM

Hey jclast - where do you love?

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 11:11 PM

Holy Shakespeare - what a typo. Where do you LIVE?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/21/2005 11:12 PM

I am guessing jclast loves in the bedroom, they don't seem too adventurous.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/21/2005 11:13 PM

Damn you and your speedy lesbian fingers.

<action>shakes fist at Ditdah</action>

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/21/2005 11:26 PM

I bought my Cubans from an upscale cigar shop with a walk-in humidor in Bahrain.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/21/2005 11:46 PM

My lesbian sister smuggles them in from London for me.



















I just realized how awful that could be.



EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/21/2005 11:48 PM

Are you the only straight person in your family?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/21/2005 11:48 PM

Whistler P. McClinton?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/21/2005 11:49 PM

Bubba McManus

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/21/2005 11:53 PM

When we went to mexico, my sister bought a box of Cubans. She took a box of tampons, removed them all from their wrappers, and put a cigar in each wrapper. Then she put the full "tampons" back in the box in her suitcase. No questions at all from the male inspectors.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/21/2005 11:56 PM

my brother gave me a cuban cigar one time.



Chi-chi's description was spot-on.

jclast 1,443 8
05/22/2005 12:01 AM

Ditdah, I both love and live in San Jose, CA.



Do you know the way?

jclast 1,443 8
05/22/2005 12:02 AM

I am guessing jclast loves in the bedroom, they don't seem too adventurous.



They? Does that mean I'm my own posse?

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/22/2005 12:34 AM

Are you the only straight person in your family?



I have 8 other brothers and sisters (well, half- and step-) aside from Declan and Mary Margaret.



Two queers out of 11 siblings isn't really outside the expected result.



All five of the parents involved in producing this litter are/were presumably straight.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/22/2005 01:30 AM

<action> <-------- </action>



Let's see.



What's over-rated around here?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/22/2005 01:37 AM

..and very friendly.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/22/2005 01:37 AM

hm.. how'd that end up being an hour late? oh well.

jclast 1,443 8
05/22/2005 01:40 AM

Cellular phones are also pretty over-rated. Until I genuinely needed long distance after a move, I was completely sef-sufficient without one.



Now I carry the stupid thing with me everywhere. I bet I'll have brain cancer by the end of the year.



And I live in Silicon Valley and still get crappy reception. If any place were going to be on top of current technology, you'd think it'd be Silicon Valley, but you'd be wrong...and you'd get crappy cell phone reception.

jclast 1,443 8
05/22/2005 01:41 AM

sef



In unrelated news, jclast is turning black.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/22/2005 01:59 AM

Teen (12-20) angst.



24 hour news channels.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/22/2005 02:11 AM

Las Vegas.

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/22/2005 02:16 AM

Celine Dion.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/22/2005 03:06 AM

Sylvester is right about Celine Dion.



But even if every living breathing thing, including insects, on the planet despised her, she would still be over-rated.

larkknot 3,359 10
05/22/2005 06:42 AM

Now I REALLY want Declan and Whistler to explain their family. I'm horribly curious.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/22/2005 07:16 AM

Sometime when you've got an hour or two to spare, read this, Larkie.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/22/2005 07:53 AM

Doing blow off the flat belly of a $500 a night hooker while driving around in a limo after getting the best blow job on earth is overrated.

















but just barely.

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,110 14
05/23/2005 11:24 AM

Holy crap - I just read Whistler's profile. Is that all true? You guys are amazing... now I'm even more excited to meet you both.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/23/2005 11:44 AM

Lord. I thought My family was screwed up.

Filly 39,193 20
05/23/2005 01:03 PM

Doing blow off the flat belly of a $500 a night hooker while driving around in a limo after getting the best blow job on earth is overrated.



Y'know, there's some places where you can get that for free. You know that right, Chix?

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/23/2005 05:24 PM

Was that an offer?

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
05/23/2005 05:26 PM

Does anyone else hear the title of this thread as being read in Yoda's voice?

gorckat 41,132 13
05/23/2005 05:31 PM

daisypie



Yoda-speak. Over-rated it is, yes.



Sure, yeah.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/23/2005 09:57 PM

Clickies are overrated, now Maha's that's the Shakespeare yo.

Ditdah, back to 'normal' 123,110 14
09/10/2005 02:52 PM

Because GAB sucks on thw weekend, I'm bumping one of my favorite threads.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/10/2005 02:55 PM

<acton> I forgot how to make ACTION TAGS <</action> Why is this>>

chiphall 63 7
09/10/2005 06:57 PM

Nicholas Cage

flossing

Doris Day

Monday Night Football

anything containing a W

Frozen Yogurt 16 7
09/10/2005 07:38 PM

Natural Disasters

Empty Cottage Cheese Cartons

Overuse Of Capitalization

Acronyms

Phuc 237,919 21
09/10/2005 08:35 PM

Lila's ass (only by herself)

Fratberry's ass (only by hisself)

Ford's humanity

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/10/2006 09:16 AM

I'm bumping this cause Millie told me to. And there is some really funny Shakespeare in this thread.



Just ignore the JK post.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
05/10/2006 09:17 AM

Smoothies. They taste like Similac.

All Trixxie, and a Bag of Corn Chips 65,026 15
05/10/2006 09:18 AM

Ford's humanity can't be over-rated seeing as how it's non-existant.