TEDphat 6,408 9
05/24/2005 03:07 PM

That's exactly what I tried to tell Martin Luther King Jr

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Kake 55,555 14
05/24/2005 03:08 PM

I was expecting the "I have a dream" joke, but I'm also waiting for some kind of "I want to be a fire engine" joke, too.

gorckat 41,132 13
05/24/2005 03:09 PM

I keep having this dream where I have sex with a pair of disembodied legs.



I wonder if Trae dreams about having sex with Jesus?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
05/24/2005 03:11 PM

No, but I seem to remember her calling out His dad's name alot.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/24/2005 03:11 PM

Before or After he trims the hedges?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/24/2005 03:12 PM

She was yelling, "His dad's name?"



What a Frost-ing weirdo.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Kake 55,555 14
05/24/2005 03:13 PM

I actually only started this thread because a co-worker was trying to tell me about her dream. Also, because Gab sucks major Coleridge today.

TEDphat 6,408 9
05/24/2005 03:18 PM

OK.....anything else you'd like to tell us that we don't care about?

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
05/24/2005 03:19 PM

So, my dream of a Kake/BIG sandwich doesn't matter? Damn. I thought it was prophetic.



Oh well.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/24/2005 03:22 PM

No, but your nightmare of a gorckat/Suicide Ranger sandwich might be pathetic.

Bankey 70,843 10
05/24/2005 03:25 PM

I don't have a dream to talk about but I did wake up last night to discover that my left arm was completely asleep even though I was awake. Problem was, it was all twisted underneath me, but since it was asleep clear up to the shoulder I couldn't get the damn thing to move, I finally had to reach over with my right arm and pull the damn thing out from under me. When I let go the whole left arm just plops on my stomach with an audible thump but since it was completely numb it totally felt like someone elses arm. BUT THE DAMN THING WAS SO OUT OF IT I COULDN'T GIVE MYSELF A STRANGER! so.disappointed.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/24/2005 03:31 PM

I only knew you for a while

I never saw your smile

'til it was time to go

Time to go away (time to go away)

Sometimes it's hard to recognise

Love comes as a surprise

And it's too late

It's just too late to stay

Too late to stay



We`ll always be together

However far it seems

(love never ends)

We`ll always be together

Together in electric dreams



Because the friendship that you gave

Has taught me to be brave

No matter where I go i`ll never find a better prize

(find a better prize)

Though you're miles and miles away

I see you every day I don't have to try

I just close my eyes, I close my eyes



We'll always be together

However far it seems

(love never ends)

We'll always be together

Together in electric dreams

gorckat 41,132 13
05/24/2005 03:36 PM

Bankey- that reminds me of a dream/nightmare I had wherein I saved my mother from getting her head bit off by an alligator at the loss of both of my arms. When I awoke, I couldn't feel either arm and freaked out thinking it had really happened, but really I was just sleeping in a contorted fashion that pinned both my arms beneath my body, casuing them to both be asleep.

Aroungry Aimless 54,807 10
05/24/2005 03:37 PM

Since I've been preggers I have had some of the BEST sex dreams I have ever had. I've woke up mid-orgasim many times.







That, and I dream that I give birth to a monkey and my boobs are bananas.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
05/24/2005 03:39 PM

I was just sleeping in a contorted fashion that pinned both my arms beneath my body, casuing them to both be asleep.





Did it involve a gimp named Maynard, leather straps, a riding crop, and a 1 gallon jug of lube?

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
05/24/2005 03:40 PM

I had a dream once where I had a candy bar for a head, and I was running around and all these birds were chasing me trying to eat my head, then there was this giant lizard...

Dr. Oliver Chest, Ph.D 203,475 12
05/24/2005 03:55 PM

My dog moves her legs real fast and barks when she dreams.

Coco 1,756 8
05/24/2005 03:59 PM

Ollie - my dog does that. He also dreams of humping nice bitches (I hope they're bitches). It's very embarassing when you're in the lounge with your grandparents and the dog starts whimpering whilst frantically moving his hips, humping this invisible dog.







The best part is when he's done and he sighs. My grandmother watched this in its entirety and commented 'Oh, my'.

Dr. Oliver Chest, Ph.D 203,475 12
05/24/2005 04:01 PM

Did your Grandmother then ask everyone to leave the room for a few minutes?

Coco 1,756 8
05/24/2005 04:02 PM

No, but she left the room, went to her bedroom and got changed.



I never thought that that was sordid, until you put that idea in my mind. Thank you.

TEDphat 6,408 9
05/24/2005 04:07 PM

It's ok coco, dog porn makes all grandmothers cream

Coco 1,756 8
05/24/2005 04:39 PM

<action> watches the tumbleweed roll past, whilst throwing up </action>

millie 116,988 28
05/24/2005 09:29 PM

Aimless, I didn't know you were pregnant (though you did hint at it, but I haven't been around much lately) so congratulations!



Also, didn't I send you some "beautiful children" gum? I hope you chewed it.



Oh--my dream. I have really weird and disturbing dreams because of different medications I take.



I had one last week in which I was dead and was haunting people. Unfortunately, it was people I didn't know.



I'd rather be able to haunt people I knew in life so I could Frost with their lives and make them miserable. Only people I didn't like, though.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/24/2005 09:35 PM

When I dream of GABbers they're always sex dreams, so that's good. Normally, though, it's just random weirdness that is too Frost-ing vivid - colours, sound, smell, the whole shebang.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/24/2005 09:36 PM

Yesterday I had a dream that I was at work.



Then I woke up and realized that I was.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/24/2005 09:37 PM

Now I was sounds all weird in my head.



I was.

larkknot 3,359 10
05/24/2005 10:25 PM

The dog thing reminds me of a couple weeks ago when I slept in a bed with a guy friend of mine... he was apparently having a great dream because when I woke up in the morning he was dry-humping my ass! After a position shift, he ended up dry humping the bed... he was a little embarassed by his morning wood.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/24/2005 10:33 PM

Morning wood is nothing to be embarrassed about. It should be embraced. With one hand.

larkknot 3,359 10
05/24/2005 11:19 PM

Roofie... I would have raped him if it wouldn't have involved removing a tampon first.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Kake 55,555 14
05/24/2005 11:22 PM

Maybe he has "sleep sex" disorder. I don't think it's a DISORDER per se, just being efficient.

millie 116,988 28
05/24/2005 11:27 PM

I've felt like falling asleep during sex before, but I don't think that's the same thing.

HighSoci 30,109 18
05/24/2005 11:31 PM

I don't think passing out in the bar's bathroom constitutes as falling asleep.

gorckat 41,132 13
05/25/2005 12:04 AM

if it wouldn't have involved removing a tampon first.



Why do you use two?

Sylvester 4,465 9
05/25/2005 03:15 AM

I keep dreaming about marrying a redhead.



It keeps going this way:



I am taking a romantic stroll with a sexy redhead down the Strip while all of a sudden I have to open my big mouth in front of a wedding chapel. I still don't see what's so wrong with saying "As long as everything else has gone wrong, we might as well get married" in front of a Vegas wedding chapel? She gets me in that chapel faster than Mexican water going through a tourist and all of a sudden we're married.



What's worse, I'm not screaming as I wake up like I did ten years ago.

Coco 1,756 8
05/27/2005 07:37 PM

I had a dream/nightmare the other night, which involved Oliver. I won't go into details, but I must have been under 14.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/27/2005 07:40 PM

Sorry, The rest of Coco's post was written in invisible ink.





I had a dream/nightmare the other night, which involved Oliver. I won't go into details, but I must have been under 14 other drugged adolescents, Because he seemed really tired and sweaty by the time he got around to raping my tattered Emerson.





You're welcome.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/27/2005 07:43 PM

Coco had a dream about me?



Hold on, I have to try to find the shattered remains of my zipper that just exploded.

Coco 1,756 8
05/27/2005 07:43 PM

...Yum.

Coco 1,756 8
05/27/2005 07:44 PM

Insomniac Coco has awful timing. Yum was in reference to Hat.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/27/2005 07:46 PM

I'm going to make it a mission to call at least 5 people I know a "Tattered Emerson" in the next 5 hours.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/27/2005 07:46 PM

<action> licks his pointer and pinky finger and then smooths down his eyebrows



Hey Coco, do you like...stuff?