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I was eating sunflower seeds, and I reached over to a little pile on the table, put some in my mouth and realized there was a pube in my mouth.
So I'm sitting here, ready to vomit, feeling the bile rising and already assuming I've got every genital disease IN MY MOUTH, when it occurs to me that it is my pube.
All of a sudden, as though I were a newborn baby, I felt great. My heart rate went back to normal and I took another handful of sunflower seeds. I find that a little strange.
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Side-splitting
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Ed Green 117  7
05/26/2005 08:11 PM
how did your pubes get in your sunflower seeds, that's what i want to know
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Errol 10,584 9
05/26/2005 08:29 PM
Frost-ing sunflower seeds.
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/26/2005 10:13 PM
You sure it was from the front?
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Kake 55,555 14
05/26/2005 10:29 PM
Holy Shakespeare, Napkin, I almost just pissed myself.
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Filly Harlot Strikes Back 39,193 20
05/26/2005 10:29 PM
How do you know it was your pube? What if it was the old ugly fat packaging lady's pube?
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Napkin: Jews with Shoes 30,762 12
05/26/2005 11:05 PM
If someone else has hot pink pubes, I'd like to meet them.
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hairy stool 1,370 9
05/26/2005 11:19 PM
No way, that reminds me of a time when I was eating pubes and found a sunflower seed.
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Errol 10,584 9
05/26/2005 11:25 PM
Maybe it belongs to your soulmate.
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grabir boobi 413 8
05/26/2005 11:29 PM
I just shaved all my pubes off...maybe it was one of mine.
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k4stmoon 1,143 11
05/26/2005 11:55 PM
good one boobi... that got a pretty healthy laugh from me... bet my neighbors now think I'm even more nuts than before
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Fishlegs - Acehole 1,612 9
05/27/2005 12:00 AM
How many nuts do they think you have now?
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Napkin World Renown Librarian 30,762 12
05/27/2005 03:32 AM
I was thinking, if you were on Fear Factor, would you rather dunk your head into a barrel of animal vomit or human vomit. I thought animal, because dunking your head in some dude's sick is gross.
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lupience 26,981 11
05/27/2005 03:48 AM
I'm thinking that it was an upper, inner thigh hair from a stalker who does odd things to your food in your absense.
NEVER leave your home! ..Oh, yes- Vaccum! HEATHEN!
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k4stmoon 1,143 11
05/28/2005 01:54 PM
I'd say at least 2...maybe more... they pretty much all know I'm a bit on the strange side :/
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TEDphat (of the Monkeyphat tribe) 6,408 9
05/28/2005 02:26 PM
Wait...I thought...isn't two nuts normal? Oh man, this could explain so much
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Errol 10,584 9
05/28/2005 02:36 PM
they pretty much all know I'm a bit on the strange side :/
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Burn her!
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Wonderus Breadulus 3,319 10
05/28/2005 02:47 PM
I'd stick my head in either the animal or the human poop, depending on which one ate the least smelly/disgusting thing last.
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