Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2005 05:20 AM

A+++++ Great Story. Brief, Pointless, and Embarrassing. Would not read again!!!1

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
05/27/2005 05:28 AM

We pushed the trolley out to the front and jumped on, I was on the back, pushing it along.



We got to Mcdonalds (It was only two blocks away) and went into the drive-thru



MD: May I take your order?

Me: (since I was the driver) Yea, we'll take 3 cheese burgers, 3 large cokes and 3 large chips.

MD: Thank you, please drive up to the window.



(we rolled up to the window to receive our food)



MD worker: ummm...

Me: thank you, let me just get my money out...

MD worker: I'm sorry sir, I can't serve you.

Me: What?

MD worker: I cant give you this. (she puts the food down)

Me: But why not?

MD worker: We dont server people who come in... ummm...

Me: Oh, is this about my car!? (At this point, I am amazed we are not all laughing)

MD worker: Thats not a car.

Me: Just because I cant afford your fancy smanshy "moter cars" doesnt mean you can push me around, I am going to complain to the manager about this! you just wait!

(We wheel around the corner and go home)

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
05/27/2005 05:29 AM

You could have waited untill I finished posting it, Frogpop.

newwave 45,912 10
05/27/2005 05:31 AM

You could have composed it all in a text editor so there wouldn't be a 10-minute gap in the middle, which is ample time for someone to make fun of you, even at this time of morning, Flying Hippo.

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
05/27/2005 05:33 AM

Bah, so I'm not at the top of my game right now, I can still keep going for hours! you can't... stop... me...



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

IntergalacticGlorious Daggy 86,705 14
05/27/2005 05:34 AM

The cashier was right in refusing to serve you.



Poor people don't deserve McDonalds.

Captain Dan, Qwghlmian 44,452 11
05/27/2005 05:35 AM

This seems like the appropriate thread to mention how proud I am of Nicholas Sparks, who has made millions as an author despite being functionally retarded.

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
05/27/2005 05:37 AM

The cashier was right in refusing to serve you



But it had wheels...

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2005 05:41 AM

but you weren't driving.. you were being pushed.



I'd like to give it a shot in some sort of horse pulled contraption. Also, if they refused me service I could give them a sound thrashing with me whip.

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
05/27/2005 05:44 AM

I was kind of driving, I was pushing...



I just wanted a cheese burger,

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?

FlyingHippo. 1,246 10
05/27/2005 05:44 AM

Maybe if I had been pushing myself along with a broom...

Coco 1,756 8
05/27/2005 05:45 AM

My friends and I did something similar years ago. It was late at night, and the main part of the local MacDonalds was closed, but the drive-thru was still open. So four guys laid down on the floor, rolling towards the drive through, pretending to be wheels. We also had a driver, holding on to an imaginary steering wheel, and four passengers.



We rolled up to the drive-thru and the guy was in hysterics when he saw our 'car', that he served us and gave us extra free fries.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/27/2005 06:02 AM

I use mirrors for no reason.

Heworama 91 8
05/27/2005 06:34 AM

Oh Boo-Hoo,



Lets all have a McWhine!

Phuc 237,919 21
05/27/2005 12:00 PM

Where'dja git that welfare burger?

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 12:06 PM

I think I told this story a long time ago, but when I was in high school, my friend had his parent's van. We were really higyh. We decided to go to a McDonalds, but it was closed. So my friend had an idea. He backed the van up to the playground, and we hopped the fence, and took every ball from the ballpool, and threw them into the van. We screeched off, and were having a blast, driving around. Everytime he'd accellereate, WHOOSH, all the balls would go towards the back of the van. When he slowed or hit the brakes, WHOOSH, they'd flow to the front. eventually, they kept getting stuck under the pedals, so he drove onto Rt.290, we opened the rear doors, and he floored it. I've never seen anything so cool as a couple hundred plastic balls rolling down a deserted highway.

Bankey 70,843 10
05/27/2005 12:08 PM

I've never seen anything so cool as a couple hundred plastic balls rolling down a deserted highway.



Wait, I though you'd seen boobs!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/27/2005 12:09 PM

How do they know you aren't McAmish ?

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 12:09 PM

Wait, I though you'd seen boobs!



Yeah, but never hundreds of them, rolling down a highway. then again, I've never been to Bike Week.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
05/27/2005 12:12 PM

When my Scout troop went to the boundary waters between Canada and the US for canoeing, our guide told us about this thing they did called the Dairy Queen challenge. What the had to do was canoe a good distance until near the town, and get out and carry the canoe into town and over to the dairy queen, where they would order a blizzard through the drive, carrying the canoe on their shoulders the entire time.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 12:13 PM

I'm really trying to stay away from the molestation humor, Bri. You're not helping.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,877 36
05/27/2005 01:54 PM

People who eat at McDonald's deserve what they get.



I haven't eaten at McD's since January, and that was too recent.



Haven't eaten any fast food since April.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
05/27/2005 01:57 PM

Portage a canoe. Portage.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
05/27/2005 02:20 PM

I know what portaging is. I've done it several times. I just figured that my audience might not know, so I used carried instead.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
05/27/2005 02:27 PM

I just like to use the word and rarely get the chance.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,877 36
05/27/2005 02:56 PM

Come to Northeastern Ohio, Blaise, and you can say "Portage" every day.



We have a Portage County.

lupience 26,981 11
05/27/2005 04:31 PM

when did McDonalds start selling crappies? I always thought the fis-like substance in those sanwiches was a kind of carp.

lupience 26,981 11
05/27/2005 04:34 PM

mr briham- were you in ely?

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
05/27/2005 04:40 PM

I prefer Jack-in-the-Box, or after the recent conglomerate merger with Wendys I perfer Jack-in-Wends-Box

I Hate Rednecks 29 9
05/28/2005 02:14 AM

Whatever you do don't order the finger food..

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/28/2005 02:47 AM

You know I didn't read anything about this thread except the title; I only have 2.5 words for this



IT'S MCDONALDS!

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/28/2005 02:50 AM

SR: You DO know that people here are funny and smart, right?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/28/2005 02:58 AM

That does not explain, how superturkey made it here.