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The superturkey Fund
A comedy conversation by Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 04:28 PM 449 views

You all know what has happend in the past with turkey and this board. But he still wants to come to the party. I was going to auction off some pictures, but I lost my crayons. I don't have any old electronic equipment with Roofie's nakedness on it, so that's out.



But I think we should find it in our hearts to bring this guy to the party. He can make up with CG. It's not like Miracles is going. So lets welcome him to Boston with open arms.

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Side-splitting 25 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206509
DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
05/27/2005 04:30 PM

Candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman.



Candyman.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206510
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 04:30 PM

BIG, you're gonna get yelled at again. You know that, right?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206512
Ditdah, only 51 days away 123,110 14
05/27/2005 04:30 PM

you HAVE to be joking, right?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206516
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 04:33 PM

Everyone agrees that all GABbers were invited. Why should he be left out?

 

Side-splitting 23 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206519
Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2005 04:33 PM

THAT'S it.



I'm going to the HoB party intead.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206524
Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/27/2005 04:38 PM

Frogpop, I didn't know you were a republican.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206527
Phuc 237,919 21
05/27/2005 04:40 PM

$10

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206529
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 04:41 PM

That's the spirit Al. If we can help some random person whose house burnt down, we can help turkey.

 

Side-splitting 27 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206531
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 04:42 PM

well, after the Po' Gabbers are all paid for I'll bid:



4 Face punches and an asskick

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206533
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 04:45 PM

Where's he from again? SoCal?



pfft. I've got friends there, it'd be cheaper just to pay them to beat his ass at home.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206541
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 04:49 PM

I didn't start this thread so empty threats of violence could be made. I am trying to change my image of being an Emerson and help a fellow GABber.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206543
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 04:50 PM

And no I didn't accidently switch GABber and Emerson.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206544
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 04:50 PM

Shut up BIG. You're not going to get millie in the sack.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206545
Lunch's Tight, Hot, Wet Box 14,650 10
05/27/2005 04:50 PM

$10 to CG for the legal fees to fight the lawsuit Turkey will file against him for the radio incident.

 

Hilarious 28 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206548
Miracles 22,430 0
05/27/2005 04:52 PM

I see how you are, BIG. You would rather have turkey there than me - at least with me there you would have more of a chance to get laid...oh, wait. You are right - you have more of a chance to get laid with turkey there.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206549
Lunch's Tight, Hot, Wet Box 14,650 10
05/27/2005 04:53 PM

Turkey Frosted Miracles?!

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206552
Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/27/2005 04:55 PM

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Yeah, like this thread was gonna be funny anyway.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206554
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 04:55 PM

<action>buys Boxx a clue</action>

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206556
MiLLie 116,988 28
05/27/2005 04:56 PM

Shut up BIG. You're not going to get millie in the sack.



Well, he's figured it out. The sure way to get into my pants is to have turkey show up at the party. It would really get me hot.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206559
Lunch's Tight, Hot, Wet Box 14,650 10
05/27/2005 04:58 PM

BIG--it's sarcasm.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206570
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 05:03 PM

What's that?

 

Side-splitting 30 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206572
Miracles 22,430 0
05/27/2005 05:03 PM

I don't think turkey should be allowed at the party because he had an abortion once.

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206592
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 05:08 PM

Baiting people who you want to leave you alone is generally a good idea.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206593
Trixxie 65,026 15
05/27/2005 05:08 PM

pfftt, he'd just sell the tickets and spend the money on crack and hookers.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206594
Miracles 22,430 0
05/27/2005 05:09 PM

You used to be a cool person, Donk.

 

Side-splitting 30 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206599
Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/27/2005 05:11 PM

Oh my gosh! Miracles took something personal! ALERT THE PRESSES!

 

Hilarious 27 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206601
Miracles 22,430 0
05/27/2005 05:12 PM

I wasn't talking to you, Fatty.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206607
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 05:15 PM

I have something else to say.



Nerds and Mountain Dew don't go well together.

 

Side-splitting 50 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206609
Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/27/2005 05:16 PM

Calling me a fatty is like calling the sky blue, or the grass green, or you a stupid alcoholic Carroll.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206611
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 05:17 PM

VH1 Story Tellers presents: Oliver Chest performing his new album Stupid Alcoholic Carroll

 

Side-splitting 22 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206612
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 05:17 PM

What about if we just took Superturkey AND Miracles, and threw them both into a bottomless pit, and never spoke of any of it again?



I'm just throwing out ideas, people.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206613
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 05:19 PM

You know, I try to do something nice for once and look what happens.



Frost YOU ALL.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206616
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 05:20 PM

Can we not speak of nerds and mountain dew again either?



Oh the painful memories!

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206619
Miracles 22,430 0
05/27/2005 05:22 PM

Donk, you should throw Nerds and Mountain Dew in a bottomless pit and then you don't have to worry about them anymore.

 

Side-splitting 24 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206622
I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
05/27/2005 05:26 PM

Frost YOU ALL.



Now you're just getting greedy.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206623
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 05:28 PM

Up yours Trae, you and your stupid swearbot.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206628
I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
05/27/2005 05:30 PM

No! Up yours BIG! You and your stupid non swearbot loving tendencies!



I hope you choke on your niceness you....you...you.... nicey nice nice nice NICE!!!

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206629
McRib, sucking at life with style 13,155 9
05/27/2005 05:31 PM

BIG, as good as your intentions are, being nice just isn't as much fun as being mean.



Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go out and find some nice, smiling people on the street and punch them in the face.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206630
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 05:31 PM

Jeez, if you wanted to sleep with me you just had to ask nicely.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206631
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 05:32 PM

And once again my timing sucks.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206666
HighSoci 30,109 18
05/27/2005 05:59 PM

That's it... if Turkey is gonna go, then I sure as hell won't beg for the money so I can go.









So instead, can you all send me your money so I can not go?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206669
Terminally Ill Filly 39,193 20
05/27/2005 06:02 PM

You know, I try to do something nice for once and look what happens.



I call bullShakespeare. Who's with me?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206670
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 06:04 PM

I'd rather have HiSoci there.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206679
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 06:18 PM

Kiss my ass filly. Just because you are dying doesn't mean you should think I can't be nice. Let's reach deep people. This is for a good cause.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206682
McRib, sucking at life with style 13,155 9
05/27/2005 06:26 PM

I think you'll find that most people won't want to contribute money to a person that made such a point of being so goddamn annoying all the time. I'm surprised you even made this attempt in the first place.



However, I will pledge $40 to the po' GABbers fund.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206685
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/27/2005 06:31 PM

I normally stay out of this kind of thing, but I'd like to say one potentially relevent thing. The only maha I ever gave out was to superturkey. I think my feelings have been made clear.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206696
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 06:42 PM

Considering that he's been banned from GAB I wouldn't think that he'd be welcomed at the party.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206713
JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/27/2005 06:50 PM

SUPERTURKEY HAS BEEN BANNED?!?!?!?!?



Being realistic, he is the only GABber that I truly do detest with a mad passion but I think his occaisional streams of homicidal vindictive make for world class entertainment.



Sorry, Miracles. I know I'm usually deriving my petty amusement at your expense but you have to admit that nothing can spice up a slow day on GAB like an appearance by that worthless wad of reptilian dickspit.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206721
The Solitary Snork 45,655 12
05/27/2005 06:56 PM

Fudge Fudgelowski!

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206738
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 07:22 PM

People, have none of you made mistakes?



Can't people be forgiven?



Shouldn't people get a second chance?



Kake, do you really think I have a chance with millie?

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206742
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/27/2005 07:24 PM



Kake, do you really think I have a chance with millie?




Dude, you're TOTALLY in there.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206743
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 07:25 PM

What do you get a hippie for a first date?

 

Side-splitting 36 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206748
Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/27/2005 07:29 PM

A shower.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206754
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 07:32 PM

If his only offense was being an ass on GAB I'd gladly forgive him, but his offenses include threatening people with bodily harm/death.



Do you really want someone like that at the party?

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206758
Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/27/2005 07:38 PM

It's just too bad that some nice high school kid didn't show up asking for ideas for a prank.



Because I would tell him to raise some money and get someone that no one likes to come to the, oh, say, the school prom, and then when he got there, hide some textbooks and stuff on him and then notify, oh, say the high school principal and have him put into detention.



I'm assuming that certain high school kids will be confused by the italics and not get the implications.



Now I'm just giving myself a headache.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206776
JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/27/2005 07:45 PM

<action>Posting secure in the knowledge that I will not be at GABFest</action>



Do you really want someone like that at the party?



Is it really a true par-TAY without someone like that there?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206818
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 08:30 PM

This isn't a frat party.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206822
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 08:50 PM

It's a fratberry party.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206823
Phuc 237,919 21
05/27/2005 08:50 PM

If his only offense was being an ass on GAB I'd gladly forgive him, but his offenses include threatening people with bodily harm/death.

Do you really want someone like that at the party?




Well, according to Poe Galore HH, I threatened him, and I'm all over that partay.





















And I'm gonna whup your ass, too, Ross--just for gits and shiggles.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206834
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 09:05 PM

Just for that I'm dressing like a hobo.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206836
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 09:08 PM

There will be a bunch of homo's there already, not need to join in the ....







oh, hobo. Nevermind.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206838
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/27/2005 09:12 PM

Al, I'm not talking about idle threats on the board. I'm talking about threats in private e-mails, IM conversations.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206846
Sylvester 4,465 9
05/27/2005 09:20 PM

-5000

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206847
The Solitary Snork 45,655 12
05/27/2005 09:21 PM

Does not compute.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206860
gorckat 41,132 13
05/27/2005 09:37 PM

I'm just wondering if there's a connection- Filly quits GVG and now she's terminally ill?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206869
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 09:40 PM

I'm just wondering if you have figured out that she wants nothing to do with you yet. Don't think about her, don't post about her, and don't email her apologies. But you can email her your Obituary.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206871
gorckat 41,132 13
05/27/2005 09:43 PM

BIG- Frost you. If she has a problem with me, let her tell me.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206876
gorckat 41,132 13
05/27/2005 09:48 PM

I take that back BIG- for some reason I got bitter at you for a moment. I really don't care if Filly doesn't like me. I was an ass towards her when I first started posting and I made a sincere effort to apologize. But its not like we're ever gonna meet.



I buried my hatchet.

 

Hilarious 17 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206878
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/27/2005 09:50 PM

Okay Suicide Rangerr, I know its you posting under gorckat's name.



You're the only one I know who uses the phrase "I buried my hatchet."

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206893
Sylvester 4,465 9
05/27/2005 11:23 PM

I chopped down a tree.

When it fell it neatly

Hit the house next door.

Before anyone can catch it

I quickly buried the hatchet

And blamed tonight's

Tree falling on termites.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206914
Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/28/2005 12:02 AM

Was there a thread about Filly leaving the GVG? Pictures? Audio recordings? Flash cards?



Anything?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206916
daisy3.14159 49,378 9
05/28/2005 12:08 AM

Twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles

and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one?

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206918
Errol 10,584 9
05/28/2005 12:10 AM

Was there a thread about Filly leaving the GVG? Pictures? Audio recordings? Flash cards?



Anything?




Only a trail of man batter left by saddened and sexually frustrated GAB men.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206920
DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
05/28/2005 12:13 AM

You can get anything you want

At the GVG restaraunt.



(Except for Filly.)

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206923
daisy3.14159 49,378 9
05/28/2005 12:18 AM

No you can't...

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206933
DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
05/28/2005 12:38 AM

And I walk into this thread here, and there's group W, which is

where they put you if you may not be _moral_ enough to join HOB

after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people in the thread here. Mother Rapers. Father Stabbers. Father Rapers! Father Rapers posting right there in the thread after me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys posting in the thread after me.



And the meanest nastyest uglyest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was posting after me and he was mean 'n' nasty 'n' ugly 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he posted right after me and said "Demo, what ya get?". I said "I didn't get nothing, I had to collect 5 mahas for posting some garbage." He said "What were you maha'd for?". and I said

"Mentioning superturkey". And they all moved away from me on the bench there,and gave a hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said "And

garrotting some nuns".



And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206934
MiLLie 116,988 28
05/28/2005 12:38 AM

You're out of the loop, daisy-boy.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206937
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/28/2005 12:43 AM

Daisy saying "No, you can't" was accentuated by the tear rolling down his alien face.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206941
MiLLie 116,988 28
05/28/2005 12:46 AM

Maybe he's still a member of the boy GVG? What exactly does GVG stand for?

 

Hilarious 27 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206942
DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
05/28/2005 12:48 AM

"Girl Virgins of Gab".



Priestess is the reigning president.







....

Shut up.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206944
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/28/2005 12:49 AM

But what about spicey? Is he a "Guy virgin of gab"?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206947
MiLLie 116,988 28
05/28/2005 12:51 AM

He and Puggy are the only guys who admit it, but I'm sure there are many, many more.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206952
IntergalacticGlorious Daggy 86,705 14
05/28/2005 12:52 AM

Superturkey + GABtogether + Alcohol + illicit drugs + Video camera = Comedy Gold!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206953
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/28/2005 12:54 AM

I miss when I was unemployed, and I could watch Daggy post all night.



 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206961
JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/28/2005 01:03 AM

Superturkey + GABtogether + Alcohol + illicit drugs + Video camera = Headline Story on CNN

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1206975
Sylvester 4,465 9
05/28/2005 01:28 AM

Superturkey + GABtogether + Alcohol + illicit drugs + tape recorder = great radio interview

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207001
Pistolet 10,071 9
05/28/2005 02:55 AM

I have two things to say.



1) And I'm gonna whup your ass, too, Ross--just for gits and shiggles.



Oh! Oh! Whip my ass too!





2) Filly quits GVG and now she's terminally ill?



WHAT?!

 

  1 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207004
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/28/2005 03:07 AM

Did you know, Robin doesn't like seafood?





</random Robin info>

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207010
Pistolet 10,071 9
05/28/2005 03:20 AM

Hey, you should make a bar graph about it!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207333
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/28/2005 06:49 PM

Guys, this has gotten a little off track, but seriously, lets start raising some money.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207405
The Solitary Snork 45,655 12
05/28/2005 08:38 PM

I can admit to being a loser virgin.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207507
Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/28/2005 10:17 PM

You started Shakespeare with me on IM. You said you had family in Seattle, and you were gonna beat me up. I'm still waiting.

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207508
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/28/2005 10:17 PM

Oh, you're turkey?



Who's that one GABber that I want to come then...oh, yeah, PHLA.



So lets bring Phla. Sorry about the confusion.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207509
Terminally Ill Filly 39,193 20
05/28/2005 10:17 PM

i won't incriminate myself on a public board.



Yeah, we wouldn't want that...

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207513
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/28/2005 10:21 PM

I vote for Phla!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207514
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/28/2005 10:23 PM

I figure it won't be that expensive. You can fit her and two friends in a tube about the size of, well, a tennis ball container.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207516
STD Free Filly 39,193 20
05/28/2005 10:26 PM

 

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MiLLie 116,988 28
05/28/2005 10:52 PM

Hiya, Superturkey.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207531
Dweezil S. Meniketti [Weedly-Weedley-Wee] 77,546 17
05/28/2005 11:12 PM

The bottom line is I have a hard time believing anything either turkey or miracles says anymore.



But based on what I've learned, turkey isn't as bad as she makes him out to be. I think he just gets a little out of control from time to time.



Turkey, I have no quarrel with you. I'm sorry I got involved in the whole turkey/miracles thing.

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207579
Phuc 237,919 21
05/29/2005 12:09 AM

i simply want to be left alone, by her, by gabbers, etc.



I can see by your past actions that you really mean this.































































...assclown.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207582
I am Jack's Kidney 6,902 12
05/29/2005 12:12 AM

This is John Hargrave, I just banned Miracles.



Hey look now you can go!

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207608
Phuc 237,919 21
05/29/2005 12:34 AM

Hey, dickhole, I remember you IMing me whining like a bitch saying "Whaaah, I didn't do it."



Feel free to come on over to Boston any time for the asswhipping you got coming to you.



Everybody knows everything about you because everybody shares the whiney bitch IMs and emails you send them. Except for that one person who you think does but won't, so stop picking on girls, dickless.



You are a living joke and deserve worse than every Shakespearety thing that has ever happened to you, you little sub-human dingleberry.



















































Am I wrong to bait this loser who is more worthless than the corn in Ford's Shakespeare? Tell me people, because I got more important things to do--like smell my own farts.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207609
Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
05/29/2005 12:35 AM

I like the internet. It's such a nice place.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207611
Phuc 237,919 21
05/29/2005 12:38 AM

It'd be a lot nicer if there were a video on snopes of Turkey pulling a Cobain and the listing had a little green circle next to it.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207621
Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
05/29/2005 12:50 AM

<action>rolls thread up into a little ball, gives it to his cat</action>



There.



I figured it's about time we did something useful with this thing.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207622
daisypie 49,378 9
05/29/2005 12:50 AM

$1,000,000,000





to see that live!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207625
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/29/2005 12:52 AM

Robin likes to get naked when she gets drunk.



</random Robin info>

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207627
MiLLie 116,988 28
05/29/2005 12:53 AM

It just goes to show, don't put anything in writing unless you want to defend it in court.



I'm not sure what that means, but my brother is a lawyer.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207628
MiLLie 116,988 28
05/29/2005 12:53 AM

SR, are you willing to defend that in court?

 

Hilarious 19 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207629
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/29/2005 12:54 AM

Hey Turkey, we got our very own indian now. You'd better watch it before you end up with a half a scalp.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207636
MiLLie 116,988 28
05/29/2005 12:59 AM

<action>knows only Mainers and the MEmersons who drive up Route One will get it</action>

And he's a B.F.I.!

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207638
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/29/2005 01:01 AM

I'll serve turkey for thanksgiving yo!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207639
daisypie 49,378 9
05/29/2005 01:02 AM

Doesn't everybody like to get naked when they're drunk?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207641
fabulounik 8,478 12
05/29/2005 01:04 AM

Yes they do daisypie, yes they do.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207661
Dweezil S. Meniketti [Weedly-Weedley-Wee] 77,546 17
05/29/2005 01:46 AM

This is why I'm not drinking in Boston.



And you should all be relieved to hear that.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207663
IntergalacticGlorious Daggy 86,705 14
05/29/2005 01:49 AM

Turkey. IM me. You won't regret it!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207669
daisypie 49,378 9
05/29/2005 01:53 AM

I'm glad to hear that, Fabs.



I'm very glad to hear that, Donk.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207789
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/29/2005 04:23 AM

Good thread, good thread.

<action>pets thread</action>

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207855
Kittuns: The Moosinator™ 44,835 9
05/29/2005 10:14 AM

<action>goes to Boston for her ass-wiping</action>

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207932
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/29/2005 05:00 PM

We should just raise money to send Phuc to kick turkey's ass, we can send him with a digital camera and he can post the pictures of turkey's mutilated face.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207973
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/29/2005 08:27 PM

can anyone post that picture of turkey again? I need to laugh.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1207990
Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/29/2005 09:04 PM

can anyone post that picture of turkey again? I need to laugh.







Which one ?



The one from his record label's website ?



The one where he is in his army uniform ?



The one from his trip where he drove all through Europe ?



The one of him right after he just signed that rapper to his new record label ?



Or that one of him and his new girlfriend................Morgan Fairchild ?



 

Side-splitting 18 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208000
Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/29/2005 09:32 PM

Yo, I'm homely g turkey, my penis no worky,

I live at my mom's house, she buys me beef jerky.

I'm so tough, I's gonna kick that chink's ass,

I sell the kids oregano, but they really think it's grass

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208072
Boston-Bound and Gagged Lila 78,555 13
05/29/2005 10:55 PM

I'll donate -$50.00 to the fund.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208150
REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 02:11 AM

Is his real name Norman?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208151
Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
05/30/2005 02:13 AM

Superturkey is an asshat and his breath smells like an anchovies vagina!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208452
Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/30/2005 04:14 PM

How do you farb an Audrey?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208537
Boston-Bound and Gagged Lila 78,555 13
05/30/2005 07:38 PM

You do realize I said I'd donate a negative 50 bucks, right?

Shakespeare, I don't want you there just as much as the next guy.



Oh, and I wouldn't be as afraid of Al as I would be his cohorts. He has a gang of dudes who don't want you hanging with us and I do believe they're ready for ya.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208540
ringworm 68,315 13
05/30/2005 07:46 PM

everybody shut the Frost up.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208541
TableTopJane and the Sucky Vortex of Suckitude 173,958 15
05/30/2005 07:49 PM

words of wisdom ringworm. too bad nobody is going to listen to him.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208542
Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 07:52 PM

I didn't even know that the Frost was open.

 

8,478 12
05/30/2005 07:56 PM

Also, I have a small penis, which is probably why I like sucking the big ones so much.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208552
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/30/2005 08:09 PM

<action>is open</action>

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208575
Frogpop 173,153 25
05/30/2005 08:49 PM

i am not afraid.



you will be..

you will be..

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208611
Boston-Bound and Gagged Lila 78,555 13
05/30/2005 09:50 PM

you stupid bitch, it is for him to come here.



Umm...that would make you important enough to take a flight all the way across the country to beat your stupid head in and sorry but you're not. And I don't care what names you call me, I'm still way cooler than you because I've actually been invited to the party, dumbass.



and besides, i am not afraid of any internet geeks, come on lila.



Have you SEEN Al? He ain't petite. Besides, those Bostoners are notoriously big and mean. I've seen it in movies.



i'm from LA, not the midwest, i am not afraid.



I have NO idea why the city you live in would have anything to do with your fear of dudes bigger than you. Also, I'm betting the best you can do is say you LIVE in LA, not that you were born and raised there. And I'll also bet it's some suburb of LA - not LA itself.



Like Jersey.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208614
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/30/2005 09:55 PM

Let's get this strait, no one is cooler then anyone here because we are all posting on GAB...































































































Except me, I'm cooler then everyone, because I noticed that first.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208615
Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 09:57 PM

Dude, you're Suicide Ranger. You can't be cooler than everyone else. You're Suicide Ranger.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208616
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/30/2005 09:57 PM

Like Jersey.





Leave my state out of it.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208759
Phla Mignon is not quite dead yet. 131,068 34
05/31/2005 01:38 AM

HEY! Can we go back to the part where I get to come to Boston?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208761
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/31/2005 01:45 AM

Can be go back to the part were BIG came up with the inkling to post this thread, so we can put his balls in a vice?

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1208787
Frogpop 173,153 25
05/31/2005 02:29 AM

..see, cause he was all "I'm not afraid of you because you are all a bunch of internet sissy nerd losers." and I was all talkin' tough and calling his bluff.. except, I did this by, as any internet sissy nerd loser would know, quoting Yoda.. so it's got this whole other double-sided meaning thing? Yeah, and so it's all tongue-and-cheek and whatnot.



Oh nevermind.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243741
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/18/2005 06:17 PM

There is still time to donate...send Al money. He will put it to a good cause.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243845
Frogpop 173,153 25
07/18/2005 08:21 PM

THAT'S it.



I'm going to the HoB party intead.




Yeah, so HoBoston was ok.. we sat around giving eachother our polls all day.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243859
Sylvester 4,465 9
07/18/2005 08:34 PM

PLEASE let it be THE Salvation Army.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1351441
Jaggy, rusty DAGGAH OF DEATH 11,895 13
11/26/2005 02:44 AM

Oh. My. God.