The Bad-Man
A comedy conversation
by Humphrey  51,764  12
05/29/2005 09:58 PM 347 views
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Lately my 3 year old son has taken to running off when we go shopping or to the park. We have had a couple of instances where it's taken several minutes to track him down, which for a parent is a pretty scary thing.
So we came up with a story for him about a bad man who hides around corners waiting for little boys and girls that run away from their mummy or daddy. He is a horrible looking fellow with a big stick and a bag. He bangs the child on the head, puts him in the bag then takes them home and eats them (we really want him to stop running off). Anyway yesterday afternoon I was lurking on Gab when my wife came back from the shops and tells me that he ran off again.
I am not sure why I did this but I got my son up on my knee, went through the bad-man story and showed him this picture.
We are still trying to coax him out from under his bed.
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Hilarious
30 votes
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Side-splitting
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Phuc 237,919  21
05/29/2005 10:02 PM
Woo hoo!
You made my day!
No--week!
Month!!
Year!!!
Millenium!!!!
Epoch!!!!!
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Hilarious
12 votes
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Humphrey 51,764 12
05/29/2005 10:10 PM
Epoch!!!!!
I had to check this on dictionary.com
I thought you may have been insulting me.
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Hilarious
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I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
05/29/2005 10:43 PM
I let my daughter talk to the Bad Man. Luckily, she didn't speak Mandarin.
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Chuckleworthy
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/29/2005 10:45 PM
xiao xi bai!
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Side-splitting
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TableTopJane and the Sucky Vortex of Suckitude 173,958 15
05/29/2005 10:46 PM
So, basically, you're saying that you're one of those parents I hate when I'm at the store. The parent who cant' control the kid, and the kid runs around making a mess and probably screaming at the top of his lungs.
Yeah, the last tie I saw you at the store, I but itching powder in your wife's box of tampons.
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TableTopJane and the Sucky Vortex of Suckitude 173,958 15
05/29/2005 10:48 PM
Yeah, the last tie I saw you at the store, I but itching powder in your wife's box of tampons.
I hurt my arm, so I'm typing with just my left hand. Just imagine I'm using both hands and I had said "time" and "put".
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fabulounik 8,478 12
05/29/2005 10:52 PM
<action>closes her eyes and goes to her happy place</action>Yeah, the last time I saw you at the store, I put itching powder in your wife's box of tampons.
Jane is my hero.
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Hilarious
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DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/29/2005 10:59 PM
That was really stupid Humphrey. If you imprint a child that early, they're going to be afraid of "that sort" of person for the rest of their lives. I'm amazed that Phuc didn't react with his customary anger at your perpetuating bigoted stereotypes this way.
Haven't guitar players suffered enough?
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Side-splitting
12 votes
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Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/29/2005 11:02 PM
I like to tell all the little toddlers I meet about the toilet monster, which lives in the toilet, and climbs into your ass and devours you from the inside out.
The first kid I told that to just graduated middle school in diapers.
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Humphrey 51,764 12
05/29/2005 11:16 PM
Yeah, the last tie I saw you at the store, I but itching powder in your wife's box of tampons.
You do your shopping in Australia?
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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 01:44 AM
Bitching powder in her bon-bons?
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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supergrover 4,517 9
05/30/2005 08:07 AM
I can understand parents whose kids run away when they turn their backs. What I can't understand is parents who stand there and watch there kid running around and being a little Emerson.
The entire time they have this Frost-ing blank look on their face as if they're completely unaware of what their kid is doing.
I always just want to trip the little Frosters, pick them up by the back of their pants, carry them over to their parents and be like, "Be a parent and watch your Frost-ing kids."
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Fishlegs - Acehole, now with 17% more hole 1,612 9
05/30/2005 08:16 AM
My sister-in-law has lived in fear for the last twenty years because my wife told her that a monkey comes out of the toilet when you flush and attacks you. To this day, she always opens the door before flushing, just in case Demo comes out.
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Side-splitting
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5.0
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DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
05/30/2005 10:29 AM
One of these days she'll slip up...
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