PuggyD 48,304 12
05/30/2005 02:58 AM

Clear off that coffee table, Jake, I think Farmer Ted is trapped underneath.

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 02:59 AM

Fabs doesn't live here, so please don't think she's responsible for this crap.



So those are your shoes under the coffee table?

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:00 AM

I wuv you for that quote, Puggy.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/30/2005 03:01 AM

While I don't live here I feel compelled to say that these are by far the most embarrassing pictures ever posted. More than the boob ones.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/30/2005 03:03 AM

Smoke much?

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:07 AM

What are those appliances on the kitchen floor? Breadmaker? Deep fryer?

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/30/2005 03:10 AM

Deep fryer and rice cooker.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/30/2005 03:11 AM

Kake needs something more than a pot on the stove and a spoon to cook rice?





Fag.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 03:12 AM

Damn, Kake, you're about as bad as me.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:13 AM

Dude, the ricemaker's all Fabs. By the way, I think usually gayness is measured by how WELL you cook.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 03:14 AM

I don't cook anything that can't go in the microwave. I haven't used my oven for anything other than a place to put the pizza when I order one in over a year.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/30/2005 03:14 AM

gayness is measured by how WELL you cook



He's a REALLY good cook.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 03:18 AM

I'd hit it.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 03:18 AM

Pictures say so much.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:21 AM

Some reverse angles on the living room.



one



two

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:22 AM

you Emersons better be giving me clickies. I'm baring my soul here.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:25 AM

the bed . . . Where all the magic happens. And when I say "magic", I mean "Not making the bed."

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:25 AM

Aren't I in Wood Paneling hell?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 03:25 AM

Desktop screen = Gab

Laptop screen = Gab

TV screen = Red lobster



Hmmmmm.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 03:27 AM

Kake, I have a yard blower and a shovel you can borrow if you want. See how well they work? Damn, dude, and I have cats too. Nice squalor. You can also use the shovel to dig your way out of last place in fantasy baseball. Heh.

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:27 AM

with your very own glowing-eyed demon

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:27 AM

with your very own glowing-eyed demon

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 03:27 AM

Seem to have a bunch of lotion around there as well.



Hmmmm

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:27 AM

with my very own glowing-eyed demon

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:28 AM

or two.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:29 AM

Is it bad that I only noticed I need to water my plants when I post pictures of them on the internet?

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 03:30 AM

I mean, a whole Shakespeare load of cats. AND A WIFE!!! A FEMALE ONE!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 03:30 AM

Yeah with all that wood I bet you are a pro at polishing it.

Must be the reason for all that lotion.

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:33 AM

knotty pine, knotty pine, knotty KNOTTY PINE!

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:33 AM

what lotion are you talking about?

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 03:35 AM

GAH!! A GHOST!!

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:35 AM

oh, in the bedroom, that's massage lotion, chloroseptic, and Gold Bond.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:36 AM

that's. . . smoke.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 03:37 AM

Ghost of black lung I would wager.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:38 AM

This is the cheapest Apartment I've ever had, and it's $900 a month, Frat.



I will clean it tomorrow, and post after pictures.







Unless I can find a way to photoshop out all the crap. . . hmmm .. .

Humphrey 51,764 12
05/30/2005 03:38 AM

2 bowels stacked in top right corner.



Is that mould?

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:39 AM

Frat's observation is funny to me because I've been to a few ghostcam websites recently where people speculate about what they see on the cam, and its really something like...well...cigarette smoke.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:40 AM

Is that mould?



Actually, THAT's gross. I just combed my himalayan, and that's the hair that came off. He's shedding for summer.

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:41 AM

bwahaha!



I looked at the pic and decided it looked like gray hair. Guess I was right, sorta.



Just to be more nosy, what's in the cd player?

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 03:41 AM

Frat, I just saw the picture of your apartment.



Fag.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:44 AM

Just to be more nosy, what's in the cd player?



Which one? inside the computer desk, it's the new gorillaz. The one under the coffee table is a new mp3CD player I vought for Fabs, and it has some Jack Johnson CD. The big stereo has Medeski, Martin and Wood, a CD of Punk 80's covers, and Miles Davis.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 03:46 AM

$900.oo a month?



You should own not rent.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:48 AM

I have the worst credit ever. and the cheapest tenements around here are $500,000.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 03:51 AM

another funny thing to notice is that they put fake styrofoam beams on the ceiling, but it's a SUSPENSION ceilin g. The previous inhabitants were an italian family. The only predjudice I really have is that Italians are the tackiest people on earth. Hence the wood paneling.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 03:52 AM

Ahh well at least you can call up the landlord then when something breaks.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 04:01 AM

Frat, I just saw the picture of your apartment.



Its a house, dumbass.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 04:03 AM

Frat, having a house and a wife is cheating. It's hard to stay neat when you're a straight guy with only a hovel in the barrio and a lazy girlfriend.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 04:03 AM

Dammit Donk.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/30/2005 04:27 AM

I had a family of Haitian refugees over this weekend.



Like hell you did, they could have made thanksgiving dinner out of what you have out on the counter tops in just the kitchen dude.







I can't talk much, if i don't have someone clean up after me weekly, I could bury myself in funk and die before I'll clean.



I think it's because my folks forced me to go to school when I was young or something.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/30/2005 04:34 AM

Ohh, and us deagos dont like wood paneling except in our hunting lodges.



Nothing against wood paneling, but it looks so low budget next to nice plaster statues with classy gold leaf accents.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/30/2005 04:47 AM

Anyone goin to Boston have an extra room? Couch? Floor space? Dog Kennel? Or anything, really?



I'd stay with Kake, but I really don't want to have to get a a tetnis shot.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/30/2005 04:50 AM

Frat needs to call a decorator. Hang a little something on the walls. And go down to Home Depot - they have paint in actual COLORS available. Your place could look a little less like the sets of American Psycho.



Kake, on the other hand, needs to call a crane and wrecking ball.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 04:51 AM

So, it does run in the family.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/30/2005 04:56 AM

A can of Lysol spray, put the picture of the "Dogs Playing Poker" back up, and that place is right back to being the Cheyenne Travel Lodge baby.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/30/2005 04:56 AM

Donk, my brother's house makes Kake's place look like Frat's.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 04:59 AM

I can see Declan being a slob, actually.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
05/30/2005 05:01 AM

Sitting in a chair scratching his hairy belly. Feet up on a crate and flickin ashs on the floor.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/30/2005 05:01 AM

Then your vision is 20/20.

TableTopJane and the Sucky Vortex of Suckitude 173,958 15
05/30/2005 05:03 AM

Stop it, Whistler. You're ruining the stereotypical view of a gay man. And life is no fun if I can't stereotype people.

Judging people makes me feel better about myself.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/30/2005 05:04 AM

Declan doesn't like Barbra Streisand or Madonna.



Mmmwwahahahahaha.





But really, he doesn't.

Humphrey 51,764 12
05/30/2005 05:05 AM

Actually, THAT's gross. I just combed my Himalayan, and that's the hair that came off. He's shedding for summer.



You have a cat? Does he have a long length of string tied to his leg which you reel in when you want to find him?

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
05/30/2005 05:05 AM

Eh, I live like Kake, too.



Except the hair in the bowl actually would be mould.





Here's the fun part: I'm moving back in with my dad for the summer, and he lives like Frat, except cleaner.





It'll be just like "The Odd Couple."



Good times.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/30/2005 05:14 AM

Alternatively...



>*<

Jajoba 1,357 10
05/30/2005 05:26 AM

Dude, I can do anything except mould in bowls or cups. Man, you gotta chuck those now.

Fishlegs - Acehole 1,612 9
05/30/2005 07:55 AM

I'd try to relieve your pain by showing you photos of my house, Kake, but I can't find my camera. I think it may have been stolen by the mongeese living in my study, to be used as some sort of pagan idol. I'd hunt down their lair, but I can't find my shovel, either.



Suffice to say, if it was my house, it would not just be mould in the bowl, it would be mould that had developed intelligence to the point that, if it had opposable thumbs, it'd be highjacking the computer and logging on to GAB.



Wait, I guess that makes it ordinary mould.

Fishlegs - Acehole 1,612 9
05/30/2005 07:56 AM

The only way I hold back the mould is by feeding it to the cats.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 07:59 AM

I'll jump on the bandwagon

Son of Dad 4 7
05/30/2005 08:52 AM

Heh, good to see somebody else still values the buzz of Operation..



*Runs to archives*

Balfazz 518 9
05/30/2005 09:06 AM

Speaking as a mother, where did I go wrong?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/30/2005 09:32 AM

and a lazy girlfriend



A) She's going to kill you for that.

B) I'm finding it very hard to imagine her giving you head 24/7 in that place.

C) Dude. Wow.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/30/2005 10:13 AM

a) I'm not going to kill him.

b)He did ruin any chance he had at me cleaning though.

c)I do give him head a lot here...the view is better.

Fluffy now serving beer 977 9
05/30/2005 10:19 AM

Have you considered moving?

Lamburger 33,017 9
05/30/2005 11:02 AM

Heh, you traded the rabbit ears in for mouse ears!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/30/2005 11:58 AM

I like how Fabs is the background vomiting in disgust onto the cat.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/30/2005 12:03 PM

...due to the squallor that has obviously distracted you and me from noticing and clicking Luke's naughty pine comment

gwallaia 3,510 12
05/30/2005 12:08 PM

This abode would be a strong candidate for Extreme Makeover Trailer Park Home Edition.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/30/2005 12:11 PM

c)I do give him head a lot here...the view is better.





(This is all pure speculation)



But I would think the receiver of said "head" would have to change, for the view,

(from the giver's perspective)

to differ much.



Am I way off here ?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/30/2005 12:20 PM

I think Chit is correct. It's like the old sled-dog saying: If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/30/2005 12:29 PM

One would think, a view like that, 24/7 would make ya go nuts.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 12:32 PM

UPDATE: 11:32AM, one nap taken each, no cleaning yet. But it's about to begin.

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/30/2005 01:03 PM

I woukd impress y'all with my dorm room's relative lack of squalor, but then you'd be like, if that's so easy to do spur of the moment how come we still don't have a pic of you, and then I don't really have any good reason, so let's call the whole thing off.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/30/2005 01:06 PM

Would be piss poor timing right now for one of those blow jobs wouldn't it ?





If that happens on a holiday, after a good nap, the only thing you will be picking up (most likely) would be the bill for the take out Chinese food they deliver at about 3:15 p.m.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 01:12 PM

CLEANING has commenced at 1200 hours!

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/30/2005 01:14 PM

Is it bad that I'm imagining this Mary Poppins style where they just snap and the cigarette butts march back into the toy box and also the cat looks less evil but then the drawers go all haywire and won't stop opening and closing but it's all okay in the end because they learn a valuable lesson?

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 01:16 PM

Kakes Rules of Cleaning #1.



Wash the dirtiest, smelliest things first

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/30/2005 01:18 PM

Puggy's rule of the Internet #1:



Have a good divorce lawyer.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 01:18 PM

also the cat looks less evil





Nope

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/30/2005 01:22 PM

Kakes Rules of Cleaning #1.



Wash the dirtiest, smelliest things first





Now all of a sudden, my office has knotty pine.

DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
05/30/2005 01:33 PM

Kakes Rules of Cleaning #1.



Wash the dirtiest, smelliest things first



That's the least you can do in exchange for the blowjobs, really.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/30/2005 01:34 PM

No divorce neccessary revenge is an acceptable alternative.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
05/30/2005 02:25 PM

I Spy Plankton, a bottle of soda,

2 Jesus's, and Abe Vigoda.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/30/2005 02:28 PM

Can you find the glass bowl for smoking teh weed?

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/30/2005 02:34 PM

No divorce neccessary revenge is an acceptable alternative.



Shaving in the shower while drinking a beer. THAT is EXACTLY why I wanted this guy as my Pro-Am writing partner! The rest of you people don't stand a chance!

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 02:38 PM

also the cat looks less evil





Nope



I'd be pissed if I had to live in that Shakespeare too.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 02:45 PM

Progress after 1.5 hours:



Kitchen



Living Room



One of the cats may have dies of the plague

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
05/30/2005 02:48 PM

Can you find the glass bowl for smoking teh weed?



From what I saw the Froster wouldn't stop drinking his beer long enough to get a shower in, so I'm going to wager that Kake can smoke "teh weed" out of 95% of the objects he allows in that place, and that would include yourself my dear Fab !



Am I close ? Ever double as a Hookah fabulounik ?



* adds this line to remove the chances of anyone cashing in on the easy hooker remark.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/30/2005 02:51 PM

Wow I didn't know that table in the living room was glass.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/30/2005 02:55 PM

Am I close ? Ever double as a Hookah fabulounik ?



Yes.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 02:57 PM

Fratberry: Stop being mean.



Chit:

a. It's behind the Red Sox cup.



b. Drinking beer in the shower is a wonderful experience.



c. I haven't smoked out of a random object since high school.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 03:11 PM

<action>looks around her landfill of a home</action>

Kake, I just may take some pictures. I think you and I may be tied for grossest, messiest place.



The difference is, I probably will not bother cleaning today.

I Am Straw 97,995 37
05/30/2005 03:19 PM

Millie, the difference is that at least the setting for the filth is beautifully artistic. Kake displays his filth in knotty pine!

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 03:36 PM

Oh my God. I just took pictures. As I look at them, I realize the filth and squalor!



It really is bad--I am not exaggerating.



I don't have any knotty pine, true, but once you see my place, you will realize that it wouldn't even be noticed amidst the mess.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/30/2005 03:45 PM

at least you're in good company.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 03:48 PM

Hey Whistler? Frost. And. You.



A couple of things here.



1: That last photo is of our master bedroom.

2: I have better pictures of it but they're at work.

3: We have artwork on the walls in that room too.

4: Yes, the wife was watching Blue Crush while we were painting.

5: I'll save you all the effort and go ahead and call myself a fag.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 03:48 PM

<action>points at Fratberry</action>

Heh, FAG.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 03:49 PM

All right. I hesitate to do this. I would almost rather post a picture of my boobs than this.



Any of you who harbor sexual fantasies of me may want to forego looking at these pictures. Because you will be totally disgusted.



My kitchen--at least there aren't a lot of dirty dishes...



Another view of the kitchen.



Kitchen again.



My "living room" which I use as a workroom.



Another view.



Another view.



How do I get to the kitchen? I don't know.



My front hall.



My "guest" room.



My bedroom.



Another view of the bedroom.



God, this is bad.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 03:51 PM

Dammit! After looking at those, now I have to start cleaning.



Or excavating.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/30/2005 03:52 PM

sweet christ. millie wins.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 03:55 PM

I just have too many projects going on. That's all.



Oh Christ. No wonder my ex divorced me.



At least I don't have room to accumulate about 60 cats.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 03:56 PM

Damn, Millie. It looks like Walt Disney threw up.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
05/30/2005 03:56 PM

I feel dirty just looking at the pictures in this thread. I need to go clean now.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 04:00 PM

<action>sobs</action>

I promise I will clean today!



Honest! I will post pictures of my clean kitchen.



No more GABbing until I at least clean my kitchen.



I am so ashamed.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 04:00 PM

NEWSBREAK:



Progress made in the living room. Process is slowed because of a sick hedgehog.



Coffee Table



Desk

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 04:02 PM

Hey, at least give me some clicks for my bravery.



Stingy bastards.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 04:02 PM

By the way Ringworm, yours was just MESSY. Ours were DIRTY.



Also, it helps that you have a decent apartment, with carpeting and stuff. I look like I live in what looks like an attic, and Millie apparently lives in some sort of garage.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 04:03 PM

Added pictures of my living room and dining room

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 04:05 PM

I just want to say that I feel much better that I'm not the only slob in the world.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 04:06 PM

I live in an old house. Built in about 1840. The inside has been totally Frosted with--NOT BY ME. Everything old was ripped out and replace by drywall a long time ago.



Except the painted wood floors.



O.K. I am now going to clean.



I may be back sometime to post pictures.



By the way, mine isn't really dirty. Believe it or not, this clutter isn't that old. I can accumulate clutter like this in a matter of days.



I do clean. And I don't eat at home much, so I don't have dirty dishes.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 04:06 PM

Heheheh... what's that on your computer, Kake?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/30/2005 04:08 PM

Kake, you slick bastard you!

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 04:10 PM

At least I don't have room to accumulate about 60 cats.



I fear that I will one day look back at the number 60 and think to myself, "I remember when we had only 60 cats.". That should happen around January.



Might I remind you all that the person you all make fun of for having so many cats also appears to be the cleanest GABber. See what happens when you stop masturbating/smoking weed/drinking until after you get your Shakespeare done?

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 04:10 PM

That's the most subtle use of that I've ever seen.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 04:11 PM

See what happens when you stop masturbating/smoking weed/drinking until after you get your Shakespeare done?



You become a self righteous prick?

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
05/30/2005 04:14 PM

YOU PEOPLE ARE FILTHY Frost-ing ANIMALS!

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 04:14 PM

Yeah.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 04:17 PM

fapfapfap

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 04:17 PM

No, it's see what happens when you are married so your wife keeps the house clean.



Unless you're a fag.



Oh. Never mind.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 04:19 PM

Oh, and I don't have cute little Fabs over here to help me.



So there!



O.K., I turned off the T.V., even though Alan was having flashbacks about (maybe) being the one to kill Phillip.



I even got a contractor's garbage bag out and threw some stuff away.



I'm trying...

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 04:20 PM

Cool litterbox. I almost want to get a kitty again so I can get one of those automatic ones.



Damn GAB! I can't stay away!

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 04:20 PM

I cleaned yesterday. I'm not cleaning today.

QksilverGirl 110 9
05/30/2005 04:23 PM

Odd that i just came across this clipping from my college days...how appropos...



The Worst That Could Happen If We Didn't Do Housework



It could be real bad.

Mold could make its way out

of the leftovers in the margarine tubs,

pour over the edge of the glass shelving

and slowly seep out the refrigerator door.



Anyone coming into the house

would need to avoid

precarious stacks fo junk mail

and wandering green macaroni.

You might need hip boots

even to enter.

The plants could die

but you wouldn't let that happen.

The pets wouldn't starve

because they could scavenge off the floor.

Plus they'd have the open toilet for water.



So if that's the worst that could happen,

relax,

the mold isn't even out of the fridge yet.





Okay, maybe the worst has happened for some of you....

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 04:23 PM

see what happens when you are married so your wife keeps the house clean.



Heh, you obviously haven't met my wi... HEY, ITS A TEAM EFFORT! Well, she does take care of the cats and handle the finances. I cook and do most of the cleaning.



I'm just digging myself a bigger hole here, ain't I?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/30/2005 04:23 PM

I Tried to take a picture of my messy work desk.. However, The camera wouldn't focus on anything except the Hottie McHot girl that we edmontonians* like to call "Slut Du Jour"















* - Does not apply to BobJohnson, as he is Tralfamadorean.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 04:27 PM

I HANDLE ALL OF THE YARDWORK!



And I was supposed to be swapping out the hedges yesterday and today but it decided to rain like Frost the past two days. I hate "it". Li'l Froster.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 04:29 PM

Fag.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 04:32 PM

If me and Frat lived next door to each other, he and his wife would be the Flandereses.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 04:36 PM

Would he say something like "Hi diddley-ho"?

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 04:39 PM

Okay, everything was all fun and games until now. THAT, my friend, crossed the Frost-diddly-ucking line.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/30/2005 04:40 PM

"Yay!! Make believe Christmas. I got a Pogo Stick!"

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/30/2005 04:40 PM

Oh, and I don't have cute little Fabs over here to help me.



I'm really not an advantage. I grew up having a housekeeper.* I don't even know how to wash a floor beyond using a Swiffer.





*not said to be snotty just stating the facts.

TEDphat (of the Monkeyphat tribe) 6,408 9
05/30/2005 04:50 PM

You're a snotty, spoiled bitch*







*Not said to be rude, just stating facts

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 04:50 PM

Ktichen Counter.



Before



After

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 04:53 PM

Fartberry, do you have something against trees?



Fabs, I never had a housekeeper. I only live like I never learned how to clean.



My Italian grandmother is probably looking down from the great beyond screaming at me. Her house was immaculate.



Hey, I'm taking a break! I've actually made a big dent. I prefer to wait until I'm totally finished before taking a picture.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 04:54 PM

If me and Frat lived next door to each other, he and his wife would be the Flandereses.



I thought you lived across the street.



Actually, this looks a lot better since the crack ho and the meth freak moved out. "Hey, its four in the morning and we're wide-ass awake. What should we do? Oh, I know, lets go work on our hoopties and rev the engine until the white folks across the street have to get up for work!"

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/30/2005 04:57 PM

HOLY Shakespeare KAKE! I have that same set of Fabware knives, and that same Mr. Coffee pot!

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 05:00 PM

Fartberry, do you have something against trees?



I wasn't real fond of the one that fell on the house. That's why I left the stump there. Its to remind the other trees what will happen to them if they decide to attack. And there are a lot of trees around the house that aren't pictured.



We're also going to be planting a japanese maple and a burning bus... um... YEAH, Frost TREES!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/30/2005 05:00 PM

and that crappy plastic holder, from walmart, that came with a set of crappy mesuring cups, spoons, pizza cutter, and can opener.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 05:09 PM

I think it's weird I'm such a slob, actually. I gerew up with an obsessive compulsive Stepmother. there was never a speck of dirt in the house.She's wake up and start vacuuming at 4am. Then I was in the military for four years. I SHOULD be clean. I think maybe it's just some psychological rebellion thing. But also, maybe I'm just really, really lazy.

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/30/2005 05:21 PM

Actually, I was a neat freak before I was in the military. After six years of being forced to be clean, my inner slob just exploded.



And Kake, your slobbiness may not be your fault. I would double-check your hedgehog. It could be a Tasmanian Devil incognito.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 05:41 PM

Kitchen done!



Before 1



After 1



Before 2



The dishes are DONE, man!

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 05:50 PM

Fun Fact:



Fabs had to actually WASH a bunch of spare change that was on the coffee table. this was because my friend and I were doing shots of Sambuca last week, and spilled a bunch. They were cemented to the glass.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/30/2005 05:58 PM

Your place is starting to look a little less creepy. I just have to pretend that it won't revert to the evil it recently was.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 06:01 PM

To me, it still looks creepy.



I think it's the overpowering presence of all that pine. And the fake bricks.



However, even after my kitchen is clean, it will still look like Walt Disney puked.



Because I like bright, garish colors. They make me happy.

DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
05/30/2005 06:04 PM

ummm.



When do they kick in?

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 06:06 PM

My old Newbury Street apartment was way nicer, even when messy, but I couldn't handle the $1495 a month. Hence the ghetto wood paneling place.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 06:08 PM

I am an extremely happy person!



I am so Frost-ing happy that I can't stand myself sometimes!



It just doesn't come across in my posts.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 06:08 PM

before you say anything, the paintings and curtains came with the place.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/30/2005 06:12 PM

I just don't understand what all this clean-up Shakespeare is about.



You're just gonna start Frost-ing it up again tomorrow.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 06:12 PM

I had awesome times in my old place. I'm dying to move back there

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 06:14 PM

Is the black guy singing?



He looks like one of those silouettes people put in their yards.



O.K. enough wasting time. I must scrub the floor.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 06:16 PM

he was my butler. I'd make him sing for my amusement.

Kakey McKakenstien 55,555 14
05/30/2005 06:18 PM

At least I made Millie clean today. I feel powerful.

larkknot 3,359 10
05/30/2005 06:43 PM

Seeing your places makes me feel a bit better about my level of cleanliness...

And since my residences have been referred to as Superfund Sites, you are all SLOBS. But feel better, you ARE less disgusting than some roommates I had. They dirtied every single dish owned by any of us. There was mold grown. Lots of it. Add a week without power from a hurricane to that mess... and imagine the inside of the fridge too.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 07:04 PM

At least I made Millie clean today. I feel powerful.



My ex-husband would be proud of you. He could never get me to clean.



I used to call him Felix Unger anyway. If he wanted the house so Frost-ing clean, he could do it himself. And he did.

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/30/2005 07:07 PM

However, even after my kitchen is clean, it will still look like Walt Disney puked.



That should teach you to hire Oompah Lumpahs on acid as interior decorators.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 09:25 PM

All right...



I guess I need to put up that new range hood that's been sitting in my hallway for months.



Another view.



Now that I cleared the stuff off my range, maybe I'll actually cook something.



Sink.



I have lots of stuff.



Another view of the same thing.



Yet another view.



See? No dirty dishes.



What a nice, empty sink.



More stuff.



In case you were wondering...



My magnet door.



I still have to straighten up the other side of the room. But it isn't as bad...



Luckily, I don't have to work until 2:00 p.m. tomorrow.



Thanks a lot, Kake.

Ed Green 117 7
05/30/2005 09:29 PM

Your colour scheme is great, I would like to live in your kitchen for a few weeks

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
05/30/2005 09:30 PM

All I can say is how do you cook on that ghastly stove top, Coils are bad enough, but one giant hotplate, ew.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 09:33 PM

Well la dee da!



I bake more than I cook on top of the stove, so I prefer electric.



I got the glass-top, because, as you can see, I'm a Frost-ing slob and it's easier to clean.



Speaking of cleaning, I need to go now.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 09:34 PM

Oh, thanks, Ed.



If you lived in my kitchen for weeks, you would end up buried under clutter. You may want to re-think that.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/30/2005 09:37 PM

I wouldn't want to live in millie's kitchen, but I might sneak in and steal some leftovers.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/30/2005 09:37 PM

I showed my wife the pics of Millie's kitchen.





...now I have a lot of work to do.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/30/2005 10:11 PM

Hey Millie? Do you have any more pictures of your sink?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/30/2005 10:21 PM

$50

<action>looks at millie's photos</action>

It's another auction right? For more of your "art"?

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 10:33 PM

I'm finished.



This is the other side.



Fratberry, go brush your cats or something.



Big, go eat Fratberry's hairballs.



I still haven't finished painting the room, which is why there is no door on my water-heater closet.

IntergalacticGlorious Daggy 86,705 14
05/30/2005 10:49 PM

When did we get another GABcouple? Nobody tells me anything!

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/30/2005 11:05 PM

You know, I experimented with LSD a little when I was in high school. I have always been a bit concerned about that because I have read that people who have done LSD may experience flashbacks decades after they have ingested the drug. After looking at pictures of Millie's kitchen, I find myself feeling a little ticklish all over, see vapor trails behind every moving object that passes through my field of vision and find it hard to repress the irrestible urge to smack the Shakespeare out of the six-headed peyote demon that's drinking all of the blue water out of my downstairs toilet.



If I find myself heavily armed, naked and the lead story on the eleven o'clock news tonight, I'm holding Millie personally responsible.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 11:06 PM

Pfft.



I took tons of acid when I was younger. And it had no effect on me at all.



No effect.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/30/2005 11:07 PM

George Foreman Griller?



Sweet.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 11:08 PM

Yes. It makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches.



So much for it being a "mean, lean, fat-reducing machine".

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/30/2005 11:13 PM

Thanks a lot, Whistler. I accidentally clicked your link and now I got Pink Floyd running through my head.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
05/30/2005 11:18 PM

Thanks a lot, Millie. Now I want a grilled cheese sandwich.

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/30/2005 11:28 PM

<action>Finally decides to take out blue-water drinking peyote demon with aluminum baseball bat because he realizes that: 1. It is probably safe to do so because chances are that it is not really even there. 2. If it is really there, America will probably be a much safer place if the Froster is bludgeoned to death before it gets a chance to escape into the general public </action>

Dopefish 1,393 8
05/30/2005 11:39 PM

Thanks for the idea, Whistler. As soon as I read that, I got up and made a grilled cheese sandwich.



Because I'm spontaneous like that.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/30/2005 11:46 PM

Wow, Jep, sounds like a bad trip, man.



Bummer.

JepRep - Limericking upon request 58,758 13
05/30/2005 11:53 PM

<action>Walks back into thread with clothes in tatters, cuts and bruises covering body, hair disheveled and a facial expression betraying the bewilderment he feels at the beating he just received not from the peyote demon, but from his wife. Apparently she takes offense at the prospect of someone beating a piece of plumbing with a steel club</action>



Aaaah, could have been worse.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/30/2005 11:54 PM

Your kids could have dropped the baby, again.

STD Free Filly 39,193 20
05/31/2005 12:07 AM

I want to add the following observations to this thread:



Donk. You have a shower cap on your kitchen sink. What the hell? You're bald!



Frat. Your basket has a tail. That is all.



Millie. Your kitchen is the Shakespeare. I like it.



Kake. Holy. Frost. And....congrats?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
05/31/2005 12:14 AM

Okay, then. It's after eleven. Cut out all the cleaning and back to masturbating.





Vacuuming is ruining GAB.

Mister Blister 77,546 17
05/31/2005 01:03 AM

Donk. You have a shower cap on your kitchen sink. What the hell? You're bald!



It's not a shower cap. It's a saran wrap bowl cover.

Fratberry 282,940 53
05/31/2005 01:18 AM

FAG

Heworama 91 8
05/31/2005 11:22 AM

Hey another of your kind Fratberry!



That is what your username was implies, right?

Heworama 91 8
05/31/2005 11:37 AM

Frost me... you know its late when you screw up a joke as simple (and bad) as that. Have this one as an appology



Q. What do you get when you cross a catipillar with a parrot?



A. A Walkey Talkey



Oh the hilarity

Bankey 70,843 10
05/31/2005 11:39 AM

There was a joke in there just now?

Heworama 91 8
05/31/2005 12:05 PM

There was a predictable comment just now?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
05/31/2005 12:36 PM

That settles it, I'm officially in love with Millie.

MiLLie 116,988 28
05/31/2005 12:38 PM

Thanks. But aren't you the one who works in a mental hospital?



Oh well, at least you'd know how to handle me.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
05/31/2005 12:55 PM

Mental? Nope, not mental.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
05/31/2005 12:59 PM

Millie, I didn't know grown-ups could have kitchens like that.



I absolutlely adore your kitchen, though, and when I am rich and famos you are so coming to decorate my house. The mosaic'ing fun we shall have.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
05/31/2005 01:00 PM

famos



Ahem, I am just trying to fit in with you Americans.

the ghost of eddie albert 26,981 11
05/31/2005 02:15 PM

Millies kitchen kinda reminds me of the one in Benny&Joon. Maybe hollywood will want it for a location?

Any wagers on how long Kake's place will stay clean?

Kake 55,555 14
05/31/2005 02:17 PM

$20



On ONE day.

Underwhere? 101,398 77
05/31/2005 05:48 PM

Wow Kake - I just bought a house and the mortgage payment - including taxes and insurance - is only $1250/month. Course, I live in Western NY, where there's nothing but dairy cows and dung.



Here are some pics of my place. We had a BBQ yesterday, so I've been cleaning most of the morning. Here's what's left of the aftermath:



My house

the ghost of eddie albert 26,981 11
05/31/2005 06:11 PM

look at those boxes on the kitchen floor in front of your stove! What the heck is that? I'd be embarrassed to post pictures of my house in that condition.

Hee- my mortgage (piti) is 802.00,month 3 minutes from the Mall of America.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/31/2005 06:13 PM

Underwhere lives near Rochester, ha ha</Nelson

OffCenter Johnson 2,735 9
05/31/2005 06:17 PM

That house looks like it belongs in a horror movie like 'Psycho' or 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back'

the ghost of eddie albert 26,981 11
05/31/2005 06:20 PM

<looks for freaky woman in corner by the lamp>

...or fatal attraction..

Underwhere? 101,398 77
05/31/2005 06:21 PM

Actually BIG, I am now a full hour away from Rochester.



However, that's still too close.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/31/2005 06:22 PM

A full hour away is Buffalo.



You might as well be Canadian.

Underwhere? 101,398 77
05/31/2005 06:23 PM

That house looks like it belongs in a horror movie like 'Psycho'



Yeah, but I store the dead bodies in the barn out back.

Underwhere? 101,398 77
05/31/2005 06:24 PM

<action>shudders</action>

No, I moved southeast - away from Buffalo.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
05/31/2005 06:25 PM

<action>posts from Buffalo...</action>A full hour away is Buffalo.



You might as well be Canadian.



Hey, you go and Frost yourself, eh!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/31/2005 06:26 PM

You moved toward Binghamton?



Bwahahaha.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
05/31/2005 06:27 PM

Nice looking house, Under...

delicately delirious 26,981 11
05/31/2005 06:28 PM

nice drum set. I'll trade kake's mp3 for it.

Underwhere? 101,398 77
05/31/2005 06:36 PM

BIG, the biggest town near me now is where I used to live - Canandaigua.



Buffalo, Rochester, Binghamton - too many democrats and heroin addicts for me to feel comfortable.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
05/31/2005 06:38 PM

Really nice area. I went to school in CNY. It sucks during the 9 months of winter. But beatiful the rest of the time.